I laughed so hard I was crying. My husband just texted me while he is on the toilet asking why I was cackling like a witch and telling to me to breath so I don't suffocate his child from lack of air...
I didn't know I could cackle... Now I'm off to find my own mucous plug to post!
STM+ don't forget to capture the moment your older kids hold your littlest plug for the first time. It's such a wonderful moment
July 2015 Jan Siggy Challenge: Snow Fails/Funnies
BFP #5 11/15/14, Team Green EDD 7/22/15
BFP #4 4/30/13, baby girl born med-free Jan. 2014
BFP #3 9/24/12, Missed m/c at 9w1d (baby measured 8w5d)
BFP #2 9/23/10, healthy baby girl born med-free June 2011
BFP #1 5/21/10, Missed m/c at 10w4d (baby measured 8wks), D&C 6/29/10 "Life is like a camera, just focus on what's important and capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot."
I knew it had to be a joke because my first thought was, Who started this thread? and when I saw it was @cpm1223, I was like, It's safe. She knows better.
partial molar pregnancy : bfp 6.28.10, d/c 8.17.10, 7 rounds methotrexate, cleared 7.1.11 alexander patrick : bfp 1.16.12, born 9.20.12 @ 39w1d, 7 lbs./11 oz./22 in. scarlett irene elizabeth : bfp 5.24.13, born 2.3.14 @ 41w2d, 7 lbs./13 oz./19 in.
@jessicabcairns Ohhh shit I googled... blechhhhh. And I am proud to say I typically have a strong stomach. For me, there will be no more googling of the mucous plug.
ME (34) Secondary/unexplained IF, DH(35) MFI w/varicocele repair DS conceived NTNP; born 1/8/14 TTC 5/15 TI w/Clomid 12/16, 1/17, 2/17 OB ordered SA 2/17 and referred to RE for MFI - Low Count/Motility DH Varicocele repair 6/17. 9/17 SA: count improved TI w/Letrozole 9/17, 10/17 IUI#1 11/17 BFN IUI#2 Christmas day :'( Canceled due to low count/poor sample :'( IVF#1 w/ICSI: 3/18 BCP, Lupron down reg, Follistim 300IU, LDHCG 10units, Lupron 5units, Ovidrel trigger on 3/18. ER 3/21 8 retrieved, 5 mature, 3 smaller no fertilization w/IVF. 3/5 fertilized w/ICSI. Day 5 Fresh transfer scheduled 3/26 or day3 on Saturday if any arrest.
My husband is asking why I'm crying! I'm laughing but having contractions so I can't breathe very easy, and it sounds like I'm crying! OMG, this is too good!
Wow, I leave TB for a few hours, and come home to this gem!!!
Ok, now I feel like I HAVE to google it. I know I'm going to regret it considering the Ron GIF honestly made me feel like throwing up, but I don't think I can help myself...wish me luck.
Oh God...oh God. Why am I so stupid? And more importantly, who the eff loses their mucus plug and proceeds to place it on the bathroom sink to take a damn picture?
WAAAAAAAAit wait wait wait WAIT.. Vagina knitting lady even did this while on her menstrual cycle???????????? Why is this a thing and why is it now in my brain.
PCOS diagnosed secondary infertility
BFP #1 (letrozole 2.5mg + ovidrel) February 2016, MMC April 2016 @ 7 weeks
WAAAAAAAAit wait wait wait WAIT.. Vagina knitting lady even did this while on her menstrual cycle???????????? Why is this a thing and why is it now in my brain.
I was terrified when I clicked on this on my phone... and yet I still did it. Thank god it wasn't a real one! Someone on here said a while back that they were gross and not to google them, so of course I did.
I was terrified when I clicked on this on my phone... and yet I still did it. Thank god it wasn't a real one! Someone on here said a while back that they were gross and not to google them, so of course I did.
This is me exactly. Why so we torture ourselves?
All of this. I was so pissed when I first saw this discussion thread, and then I was like, maybe they can help me with mine?
Omg, I finally got on the computer now and wanted to post this pic all day, but I was mobile bumping. The title of the thread reminded me of when Spongebob lost his pet snail, Gary. When I lose my mucus plug, I will say this: "Have you seen Gary?!?!"
Re: I think I lost my mucus plug...?? PIP
I didn't know I could cackle... Now I'm off to find my own mucous plug to post!
Um @bethughknee is this you???
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/04/vaginal-knitting_n_4386419.html
Lmao! I was seriously just about to post this. You beat me to it.
BFP #5 11/15/14, Team Green EDD 7/22/15
BFP #4 4/30/13, baby girl born med-free Jan. 2014
BFP #3 9/24/12, Missed m/c at 9w1d (baby measured 8w5d)
BFP #2 9/23/10, healthy baby girl born med-free June 2011
BFP #1 5/21/10, Missed m/c at 10w4d (baby measured 8wks), D&C 6/29/10
"Life is like a camera, just focus on what's important and capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot."
partial molar pregnancy : bfp 6.28.10, d/c 8.17.10, 7 rounds methotrexate, cleared 7.1.11
alexander patrick : bfp 1.16.12, born 9.20.12 @ 39w1d, 7 lbs./11 oz./22 in.
scarlett irene elizabeth : bfp 5.24.13, born 2.3.14 @ 41w2d, 7 lbs./13 oz./19 in.
Due Date 11/10/16
Due Date 11/10/16
DS conceived NTNP; born 1/8/14
TTC 5/15
TI w/Clomid 12/16, 1/17, 2/17
OB ordered SA 2/17 and referred to RE for MFI - Low Count/Motility
DH Varicocele repair 6/17.
9/17 SA: count improved
TI w/Letrozole 9/17, 10/17
IUI#1 11/17 BFN
IUI#2 Christmas day :'( Canceled due to low count/poor sample :'(
IVF#1 w/ICSI: 3/18 BCP, Lupron down reg, Follistim 300IU, LDHCG 10units, Lupron 5units, Ovidrel trigger on 3/18. ER 3/21
8 retrieved, 5 mature, 3 smaller no fertilization w/IVF. 3/5 fertilized w/ICSI. Day 5 Fresh transfer scheduled 3/26 or day3 on Saturday if any arrest.
Wow, I leave TB for a few hours, and come home to this gem!!!
DS1 born 11/3/06 * DS2 born 3/29/08 * DD born 3/15/11
Scarlett Mae born 1/14/14 Our family is now complete!
PCOS diagnosed secondary infertility
BFP #1 (letrozole 2.5mg + ovidrel) February 2016, MMC April 2016 @ 7 weeks
BFP #2 (letrozole 5mg + ovidrel) July 2016, Beta #1 359, Beta #2 745, Beta #3 11484
EDD April 9th, 2017
PCOS diagnosed secondary infertility
BFP #1 (letrozole 2.5mg + ovidrel) February 2016, MMC April 2016 @ 7 weeks
BFP #2 (letrozole 5mg + ovidrel) July 2016, Beta #1 359, Beta #2 745, Beta #3 11484
EDD April 9th, 2017
Partially Complex (my blog)
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Diagnosed with PCOS June 2010, TTC#1 since May 2012
Cycle#1-3 Clomid 50mg + TI= No response
Cycle#4-5 Clomid 150mg + Metformin 1000mg + TI= BFN, but finally ovulation!!!
Cycle #6 Clomid 150mg + Metformin 1500mg + IUI(4/15)= BFP!!! EDD 01/06/2014 <br>
Stella Margaret arrived on December 21, 2013!
When I lose my mucus plug, I will say this: "Have you seen Gary?!?!"
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