Bitchfest Monday

BlondieBia21 · December 2013

The weekend is over, bitch away... AND if you're feeling extra bitchy, answer the question below---

QOTD- Do you have with a friend who is always a bitch and you wonder, "Why am I friends with you?" more often than you should?

LokiLahve · December 2013

4 hours of sleep & it's icy outside....it's a snuggles & PJ's kinda day but noooo. I would have called in but I have exactly enough leave left to take off 2 days for Christmas. Not too mention to much shit to do at work to be able to take off.
More coffee is needed.

MommyAmes2 · December 2013

Tampons...Why must you hurt my vagina? I don't want to wear pads, but as much as they suck, sure beats a sore vag.

Leosmom13 · December 2013

Ugh if the dog leaves me one more "present" on the sitting room rug I'm going to strangle her!

like I don't have enough to do!

MommyKristin88 · December 2013

Why is it Monday again? I had such an awesome weekend, then Monday decided to show up and ruin it.

Leosmom13 · December 2013

MommyAmes2 said:
Tampons...Why must you hurt my vagina? I don't want to wear pads, but as much as they suck, sure beats a sore vag.

I feel the same way about penises.

kkay1982 · December 2013

Stupid head cold. I don't have time to deal with you, and work, and frost cookies. The cookies must get done tonight so the head cold really needs to go away.

BlondieBia21 · December 2013

Hangovers last a lot longer when you hadn't had one in over 9 months.

MommyAmes2 · December 2013

orlaithsheanon16 said:

Tampons...Why must you hurt my vagina? I don't want to wear pads, but as much as they suck, sure beats a sore vag.

I feel the same way about penises.

Oh not me! I love me some penis. Baha!

Leosmom13 · December 2013

MommyAmes2 said:

orlaithsheanon16 said:

MommyAmes2 said:
Tampons...Why must you hurt my vagina? I don't want to wear pads, but as much as they suck, sure beats a sore vag.

I feel the same way about penises.

Oh not me! I love me some penis. Baha!

Your a brave woman.

janneann1127 · December 2013

A week of baby diarrhea is about all I can take. Changing diapers 3x in the middle of the night (during one feeding!) and going through an entire can of butt cream... Make it stop!!!

BlondieBia21 · December 2013

janneann1127 said:

A week of baby diarrhea is about all I can take. Changing diapers 3x in the middle of the night (during one feeding!) and going through an entire can of butt cream... Make it stop!!!

Have you talked with your ped? That's a lot of poo.

Texasmomma13 · December 2013

Nothing major to bitch about over here. We had a pretty good weekend. I'm just sad it's over. I nee to work, but I really just wanna nap. I really need to win the lottery. First, I must play it of course. Why do mondays have to come EVERY week?

kwrecks · December 2013

DH forgot AGAIN to sign up for insurance, even though I reminded him every day for a week. Now we won't have insurance until February. And he acts like it's no big deal. I could strangle him.

thoughtfulmommy · December 2013

DH was sick last week and took some days off to rest. Now I'm sick, but no resting for me. I hope LO takes one of his rare 2 hour naps today. And DH better get ready to cuddle and play with LO when he gets home from work.

Wjoyner08 · December 2013

I am about done with this weather. I REALLY want to get out of this house but the roads around here are full of stalled 18 wheelers and if you don't have 4wd your up a creek. Oh well maybe tomorrow.

To answer the question, I did have a friend like that until she went loco on me at a softball game and I said screw it we're done and kicked her out of my wedding party. Six years later and we're back to FB friends but that's about it. O:)

LiylaRae · December 2013

I have a final for my chemistry class today and on top of that this sleep regression is killing me. I'm a crazy sleepless emotional mess. Going on a week and a half of up every one-two hours

( I miss you sleep and would love it if you return to LO and I! Oh and also SO and I can't seem to get along lately. Hoping it's just the tired and cranky in us!

Marvel1013 · December 2013

Not only has LO been up a lot of the night, DS is awake a good chunk of the night as well. He's either sitting in his room talking to his stuffed animals, or singing. Last night it was old McDonald

BellaOso · December 2013

So I strained my neck and threw my back out by... get this: Rolling over in bed. I am in agony. Likely headed to urgent care after LO's Dr appointment. I can't lift with my left arm and have 2 u 2. Gonna be a special kind of day.

alexkylee · December 2013

LO's gastroenterologist thinks she may have a milk protein allergy so I started cutting out all dairy and soy from my diet. In the meantime, we're doing formula. My family doesn't understand why I want to continue to BF. Every time I talk to them they try to persuade me to give it up. I just tell them it's our decision and it's not up for discussion. It's becoming exhausting and I wish they would just get on board.

PB102012 · December 2013

I understand it's Monday, but that did not entitle the crazy person that almost ran me off the freeway today because she felt it was neccessary to go 100 mph on her way to work. She got my pretty little finger, and I hope the highway patrol finds her because I called them too. You're rush doesn't entitle you to put other people in harm's way... bitch. Ugh. That's all.

I did have a friend that was super negative so I removed her from my life. She works with my husband so it's a bit awkward for him, but I didn't want to hear how she thought I was spoiled all the time, etc.

BubblyDevil · December 2013

Fruit flies! I got rid of the bad bananas I found two weeks ago, but they are still everywhere!

nnikki10 · December 2013

The temp in my house is impossible to keep balanced. Heater on and upstairs is hotter than Hell and downstairs is freezing.

Leosmom13 · December 2013

BellaOso said:
So I strained my neck and threw my back out by... get this: Rolling over in bed. I am in agony. Likely headed to urgent care after LO's Dr appointment. I can't lift with my left arm and have 2 u 2. Gonna be a special kind of day.

@ BellaOso Aw that's awful, I'm sorry your feeling lowsy! Hope your day isint too bad!

KatyKatMeowz · December 2013

For the past week I've been picturing William as a tiny Gandalf who keeps hellish "I shall not nap!" Three guesses as to why.

Revez · December 2013

My overly religious father has been berating me all week about how I'm damning my daughter's eternal soul to hell. I did not agree with the way I was brought up and therefore will not be forcing religion on my daughter. My dad has gone ape shit ever since he found this out.

We were at their house yesterday and my dad was telling her things like "I won't let you go to hell because of your mother's sins". He started quoting bible verses and praying over her. If I ever leave her there when she's older it will undoubtably result in her being brainwashed by fear mongering like I was, so that won't be happening.

13itchyBride · December 2013

Holy constipation :-S that is all

CourtJack · December 2013

jessicaivana said:
I need a night out without H. He goes out all the time- for a drink after work on Fridays, out for the game on sundays while I am always the one to put LO to bed on the weekends...granted he won't let H put him down but still...I need some me time and I don't think I am ever going to get it!

Can you not just inform H you're going out? Pick a night or afternoon and go!

BuckyC · December 2013

BubblyDevil said:
Fruit flies! I got rid of the bad bananas I found two weeks ago, but they are still everywhere!

@BubblyDevil Pour a little tequila into a glass and cover the glass with plastic wrap. Put a rubber band around the plastic wrap to secure it. Take a fork and poke a few holes in the wrap. Fruit flies will be attracted to the tequila, fly in and get trapped.

AprilRaine · December 2013

ILs were over last night. FIL was holding DS when he started to fuss because it was time to eat. I sat down on the couch to take him & feed him & FIL immediately gets up to try and "walk around with him". The crying stopped pretty quickly so I went about with cleaning up the kitchen....
Only to find out hat FIL took LO into the garage where he was screaming his little head off and I couldn't hear them! What the hell was the point to that!? Now my kids even more upset, I'm pissed, and FIL is an ass.
Also, I made a dinner that he didn't like, so the entire time everyone was eating he was standing up in the middle of my kitchen with his arms crossed. F.U. Dude. My house, my rules, my dinner. GTFO!!!! Gah!

MinnesotaMomma91 · December 2013

My bitch. Im going to cunt punt the next person who posts "if you want to get lo anything for christmas we want..." until the holidays are over those people have been blocked from my news feed.

QOTD yeah i have a friend like that. Shes up my butt that she is down two sizes from her prepregnancy weight, showers, puts on makeup and real clothes and her daughter only wears sleepers at bed time then she posted that whats your excuse picture with a winky face to my wall.

Edited for missed words

TurtleMomma · December 2013

The cardinal rule of babies: do NOT wake a sleeping baby. Part B of that is do NOT wake a sleeping momma. DH broke both rules TWICE this weekend. Ass.

Revez · December 2013

LAMuehlen said:
My bitch. Im going to cunt punt the next person who posts "if you want to get lo anything for christmas we want..." until the holidays are over those people have been blocked from my news feed.

QOTD yeah i have a friend like that. Shes up my butt that she is down two sizes from her prepregnancy weight, showers, puts on makeup and real clothes and her daughter only wears sleepers at bed time then she posted that whats your excuse picture with a winky face to my wall.

Edited for missed words

Oh my god, I'd lose my shit on her!

V&G101808 · December 2013

NBR but I'm furious with our local Fish & Wildlife commission.

A lady got mauled by a black bear a week or so ago and now they're baiting and killing bears who they find that "match the description". Thus far they've killed two bears and said they will continue to kill (again, those that "match the description").

Seriously- how detailed can a bear description be? Big, black, hairy, big teeth, etc. COME ON!! I'm absolutely furious that they think its OK to purposefully bait and kill these creatures (they're baiting them with cake and donuts, it's so sad!!).

So from now on, let's kill all the animals who were probably defending themselves on THEIR own turf, because lets face it - they were here first!!!!!

RAGE! X(

LJUTCMommy · December 2013

BubblyDevil said:

Fruit flies! I got rid of the bad bananas I found two weeks ago, but they are still everywhere!

Put a little bowl of apple cider vinegar with a couple drops of soap out. The flies will be drawn to it and drown inside. Your house will smell a little funky for the couple days it's out though.

Coconuthead · December 2013

Zever000 said:
My overly religious father has been berating me all week about how I'm damning my daughter's eternal soul to hell. I did not agree with the way I was brought up and therefore will not be forcing religion on my daughter. My dad has gone ape shit ever since he found this out.

We were at their house yesterday and my dad was telling her things like "I won't let you go to hell because of your mother's sins". He started quoting bible verses and praying over her. If I ever leave her there when she's older it will undoubtably result in her being brainwashed by fear mongering like I was, so that won't be happening.

My father passed away but this sounds like a line he would have taken. When my sister and her husband got married he told people he was "glad they are getting married because they were living in sin". I know it's not an easy thing to deal with.

My bitch....why is it so hard to find a mommy group in my area? The babywearing group meets too far away, the breastfeeding group meets at a time I can't make, and gymboree is out of our budget. I have been living here for 6 months now and don't know a single person besides my partner!

LJUTCMommy · December 2013

@coconuthead I've lived in my city for 7 years and only have a couple friends, only one of whom has children. It's tough.

I can't go to the BF, New Mom or Baby Wearing groups anymore either because I'm back to work.

Snowbird7 · December 2013

Mine is from this weekend. With a sleeping baby and two dogs, I'm really starting to hate the delivery people who knock on the front door every time they drop off a package.

MinnesotaMomma91 · December 2013

Zever000 said:

LAMuehlen said:
My bitch. Im going to cunt punt the next person who posts "if you want to get lo anything for christmas we want..." until the holidays are over those people have been blocked from my news feed.

QOTD yeah i have a friend like that. Shes up my butt that she is down two sizes from her prepregnancy weight, showers, puts on makeup and real clothes and her daughter only wears sleepers at bed time then she posted that whats your excuse picture with a winky face to my wall.

Edited for missed words
Oh my god, I'd lose my shit on her!

I think i handed it well, i just commented back that im lucky enough to have a boyfriend who doesnt care about my pant size

@dani_brewer i do too but sadly she is one of those crazy people who did p90x till she was in labor and then was back in the gym the day she was home even though she had a c-section. I hope her abs never come back

BlondieBia21 · December 2013

Zarkoe said:

ayanahazel1 said:
Mine is from this weekend. With a sleeping baby and two dogs, I'm really starting to hate the delivery people who knock on the front door every time they drop off a package.
Seriously! Why the f do they need to knock if they're going to drop it and leave?

I finally put a sticky note on the door saying "please do not knock or ring bell! Thanks!"

PB102012 · December 2013

BellaOso said:

So I strained my neck and threw my back out by... get this: Rolling over in bed. I am in agony. Likely headed to urgent care after LO's Dr appointment. I can't lift with my left arm and have 2 u 2. Gonna be a special kind of day.

Hope you feel better soon!!

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