Specific title for Mabel so she doesn't read stuff she doesn't care about.
But yeah, I slammed my baby toe into the metal ledge on my dishwasher. Thought my toe was broken, did all the checks like curling my toes, etc, and then took off my sock and my foot was bleeding

I am the klutz queen.
Anyone else have any awesome clumsy stories so I can feel slightly less awkward?

Formerly known as KJLx121.
Re: I just injured my foot on a dishwasher.
I feel a little better over only cutting my foot now, I am sooooo sorry @Sundae13.
Glad for the "no major damage" part @bintmejnuna I have heard about the scariness of fish knives.
I only giggled a tiny bit at the end of yours @jessicabcairns but only because of "Because of a phone cord!" Stupid random appliances!
I have yet to hurt myself on a vacuum, @piffle42, but never say never.
@SCG29 my mom never let me run around barefoot (something about diabetic feet and injuries that I should fully understand because it affects me but I don't exactly) and reasons like nails sticking in people's feet and slamming toes into bricks are probably exactly the reason I was not allowed to do that.
I was walking down the steps at a concert arena once and rolled my ankle and my *ahem* very hot male friend carried me around the rest of the night (oh darn...)
I broke my ankle whilst playing with a "Skip-It" (EVIL TOY)
The grand finale involves a college-aged student launching my and my friends into the air at our day-camp and me landing flat on my face and breaking my wrist clean through.
I should live in a bubble-wrap suit.
Poor you, having to be carried around by an attractive male all evening. Oh, the sacrifices