WTF pregnancy test. Why are you negative? We've been humping like rabbits.
Married DH : 7/7/12; 3 fur babies (2 dogs and 1 cat) DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18 FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
Also...WTF @lokilahve and @zever000...now you know I'm going to spend all day online shopping for DD's Christmas outfits.
I'm terrible, I've been eye balling the mamaroo all week. I also just bought her some stonz winter boots and mitts. I'm out of control. I have got to stop.
Yeah, I got the email from Pregnant Chicken about good holiday gifts for LOs, and proceeded to order ALL OF THEM. What's wrong with us??
I specifically deleted that email to keep from buying everything
Can I just get a 3 month break from the inlaws? They're not that bad, honestly- I've heard some of your stories... but ever since SIL moved to town & DS2 was born I feel like they're getting super overbearing. Dudes, I'm not needy like SIL, you don't need to try and raise my kids for me.
Also, on the topic of vag scarves-- I have the most adorable knit scarf that I never wear because I swear it smells sour. I've tried washing it numerous times to no avail. I have no idea why it smells but now I'll never be able to (attempt to) wear it again because all I can see is purple and blue yarn shooting out of a vagina.
wtf car battery..... I was not in the mood to replace you today but the long hesitation before my last few starts made me very uncomfortable. Rather safe than sorry!
WTF, MIL....you have DD for 10 hours a day, 4 days a week every single week. Why is it that you have to sit there and whine and pout when FIL wants to hold and love on her like you NEVER get to see her? Your drama queen a** is getting on my nerves. I love you, but KNOCK.IT.OFF.
WTF MIL?? Why do you insist on coming to LOs doctors appointment today? Me and DH can handle it, I don't need you getting in the way. Also, she's getting shots today and I'm anxious enough without you there making my anxiety that much worse. And WTF DH? Why can't you take my side on this?
Oh hells naw! I hope you didn't let her go. You better put your foot down now. That sounds like a recipe for future drama.
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DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18
FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
Now I want the email! Haha!
That's good to know!!
Me: 28 DH: 33
DD: Born 7/30/13, 2 years old
TTC #2: August 2015