I have determined that the amount of weeks you are from your due date equals the percentage of brain power available. At 38 weeks, I have 2 percent brain power available.
I filled up my cats' food bowls last night and forgot to put them down for them. I saw all 3 of the cats up on the kitchen counter and yelled at them before realizing why they were all up there. Poor things were just hungry.
My worst case of pregnancy brain was when I was pregnant with DS. I bought an adorable frog night light for his room. I was so excited that as soon as I got in the car I took it out of the package to see it light up. I couldn't see it light up so I figured it was because it was too sunny out. So when I got home I sat on the couch and turned it on again. It didn't go on and I was upset that I thought it was broken. Until I realized that it had to be plugged into the wall. Face palm lol
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 - My Ovulation Chart
My worst case of pregnancy brain was when I was pregnant with DS. I bought an adorable frog night light for his room. I was so excited that as soon as I got in the car I took it out of the package to see it light up. I couldn't see it light up so I figured it was because it was too sunny out. So when I got home I sat on the couch and turned it on again. It didn't go on and I was upset that I thought it was broken. Until I realized that it had to be plugged into the wall. Face palm lol
@lp0198 I think you win. :-) that one made me laugh the hardest lol
DH took my keys for something and put them back in the right spot. I picked them up, got the mail, and then put them back in a totally random place. About 30 minutes later, I proceeded to forget I did anything and yelled at DH for losing my keys. It took me forever to find them and then I realiZed how absent minded I've become!
I went to L&D for a scheduled blood pressure check/non stress test today. My doctor toldme on Tuesday that if my pressure remains high, he plans on inducing, so I was prepared to check in to the hospital. Instead of bringing my wallet, I grabbed just my insurance card and ID. Or at least I though I did-I had my credit cardi instead of the insurance card. Luckily, This was ,y second trip to L&D this week and they were able to look up thehotocopy of the insurance.
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Baby Boy M, born December 2013
Angels: Miscarriage @ 9 weeks, May 2015, Chemical Pregnancy November 2015
Re: Oh pregnancy brain...
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart
Baby GIRL due 12/26