TMI Tuesday

Leosmom13 · November 2013

Let's hear 'em ladies!

Leosmom13 · November 2013

I vagarted (vag fart) during sex this week.

youtubebeauties · November 2013

Hemorrhoids....I've been reduced to scratching that area several times a day.

magdalina.h · November 2013

My toddler is sick so I gave him breast milk since I was exposed to the same thing he has. It creeps my husband out, but if he gets better more quickly for it I'm all for that

FeetFirst · November 2013

Third times a charm! DTD this weekend and it finally felt GOOD! So good, we just kept going right into the fourth time... Thank god for dual napping children!

Katie6202 · November 2013

I have increased CM. So much so it reminded me of my first trimester.. I took a PG test and thank goodness it was negative!!

Revez · November 2013

It's winter, winter is my dandruff season. Doesn't matter what I do or how many remedies I use I'm still a walking snow globe.
Yet somehow finding and salvaging a big piece is SO satisfying. I'm such a freak.

MommyAmes2 · November 2013

JNL$LSM said:

magdalina.h said:

My toddler is sick so I gave him breast milk since I was exposed to the same thing he has. It creeps my husband out, but if he gets better more quickly for it I'm all for that

Why does it creep your husband out? I would do it, anything to make LO feel better. I tell H you are ok drinking cow's milk but but BM creeps you out. Grow up dude, it shut him right up.

Being a bit over dramatic aren't ya?

rh10264706 · November 2013

My lo's poop smells like soft pretzels and I don't mind it.

MommyAmes2 · November 2013

MH and I got a little carried away the other night. I can't wait until my period, and it better come!

Marvel1013 · November 2013

Yesterday DS asked me to smell his finger... I didn't.

Pooping is turning into a nightly ritual. I seem to wake up at 3 and have to go

Chelseamolee · November 2013

orlaithsheanon16 said:
I vagarted (vag fart) during sex this week.

Hahahah dying.

LJUTCMommy · November 2013

@Zever000 Have you tried putting breast milk on it? ;-)

TurtleMomma · November 2013

Hemorrhoidal suppositories + bad gas = every fart is a gamble that is NOT worth risking (as I discovered the othernight when I destroyed my underwear)

nnikki10 · November 2013

I farted so smelly the other night while rocking dd, it woke her up. :-/

AprilRaine · November 2013

Breast milk cures all! My toddler had pink eye last week and gave it to me this week. I poured a little into each of my eyes a few times and it was gone within the day!
I also have the farts, but my nose is so stuffed up I couldn't tell you how stinky they are.

MinnesotaMomma91 · November 2013

I just found a big ol white pimple on ds butt. Since i dont have bm i decided to put his butt paste over it to help keep it dry since im not popping his butt acne

AACaHa13 · November 2013

I think its so funny how gassy we all are! Its almost like we use our hormones still being out of whack as an excuse for our farts! My TMI is I am so horny lately, I am like a teenage boy!!

Revez · November 2013

@LJUTCMommy, like I have any to spare

@Zarkoe I've never heard of it. Knowing my luck it will be one of those things not available in Canada.

MinnesotaMomma91 · November 2013

I have another one. Bf and i didnt get to dtd this weekend, he threw his back out playing with his ds then anytime we tried messing around one of our ds would wake up screaming.

magdalina.h · November 2013

JNL$LSM said:

magdalina.h said:

My toddler is sick so I gave him breast milk since I was exposed to the same thing he has. It creeps my husband out, but if he gets better more quickly for it I'm all for that

Why does it creep your husband out? I would do it, anything to make LO feel better. I tell H you are ok drinking cow's milk but but BM creeps you out. Grow up dude, it shut him right up.

Because of the way he was raised.

tarapike86 · November 2013

Ds has the worst gas. Seriously he smells like a septic tank. I get sick joy out of when he farts on dh's lap.
I cannot imagine why he smells so bad, he only gets bm and mine don't smell like that

kanned0121 · November 2013

petey1106 said:
DH and I were playing around and wrestling on the couch the other day. He started tickling me and I peed my pants ... while on top of him.

I sleep- quoted! Haha!

CourtJack · November 2013

Was airplaning Piper...she barfed in my mouth. Right into my wide open mouth.

LokiLahve · November 2013

CourtJack said:
Was airplaning Piper...she barfed in my mouth. Right into my wide open mouth.

And did you barf right back on her? Cause that's what will happen if my LO ever pikes IN my mouth. She already puked on my face,..closed mouth though.

Revez · November 2013

CourtJack said:

Was airplaning Piper...she barfed in my mouth. Right into my wide open mouth.

This happened to H once. I just about died laughing while he sat there spitting barf out of his mouth. Too funny.

LiylaRae · November 2013

Been massaging my boobs in class all morning because I have a clogged milk duct. Getting some weird looks, whatever. Also another on the gas train. Phewwww I feel bad for LO and SO. My butt stinks!

kristykay123 · November 2013

I have a serious UTI and my antibiotic gave me the trots this morning. Ugh

Michelle N · November 2013

LokiLahve said:

Was airplaning Piper...she barfed in my mouth. Right into my wide open mouth.

And did you barf right back on her? Cause that's what will happen if my LO ever pikes IN my mouth. She already puked on my face,..closed mouth though.

What?

kanned0121 · November 2013

petey1106 said:
@kanned0121 you trying to jack my TMI? LOL

To be honest... I'm not sure what happened.. I fell asleep and apparently quoted you... My bad! But I did find it hilarious!

MyBaby2013 · November 2013

CourtJack said:
Was airplaning Piper...she barfed in my mouth. Right into my wide open mouth.

This is one of my biggest fears!!

magdalina.h · November 2013

KatieS7 said:

magdalina.h said:

My toddler is sick so I gave him breast milk since I was exposed to the same thing he has. It creeps my husband out, but if he gets better more quickly for it I'm all for that

I was tempted to do this with my toddler when she was sick. Did you mix it with regular milk or keep it straight BM? Is he feeling any better?

I mixed it

TeacherMom210 · November 2013

@CourtJack I keep having visions of this happening to DH or my sister when they lift DD up in the air.

DH and I got in a quickie while DD was napping on Sunday morning. Sort of felt like when we were dating.

kwrecks · November 2013

I smell sour milk, and I have looked all over and can't figure out where is coming from....

tdmklm · November 2013

We ran out of milk the other night. DW takes her tea with milk, so... I added the milk we had on hand.

LokiLahve · November 2013

Michelle N said:

LokiLahve said:

CourtJack said:
Was airplaning Piper...she barfed in my mouth. Right into my wide open mouth.

And did you barf right back on her? Cause that's what will happen if my LO ever pikes IN my mouth. She already puked on my face,..closed mouth though.

What?

Ha, I make no sense.
I was trying to say, if that ever happened to me, I would probably throw up on LO. It would be instantaneous. But I fail at writing so the above garbage came out.

Coconuthead · November 2013

My partner cut himself shaving and I put breastmilk on his cut. It looks much better now!

Bunnyfer · November 2013

Still on the gas train...I cannot stop farting....and whatever I eat, causes me to run to the toilet pretty much within five min....Thank goodness there are people to watch LO right now

MagPie 1986 · November 2013

chattychiqa said:

My leg hair is so disgusting and coarse, whenever I get goosebumps it grows back, even if it's been only an hour since I shaved. I hate it. I have itched and scratched so much I have drawn blood which drives DH bonkers. BFF is a pussy waxer by trade and convinced me to grow the leg hair out and wax it. It's been a week and a half and even the carpet is bugging me. DH wanted to have sex and I was so embarrassed, he was unfazed. Laser hair removal doesn't work. My beard came back and I tweeze it regularly.

just to clarify, she's a pussy waxer and not an esthetician?