Monday Bitchfest

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• BlondieBia21 member

  November 2013

  

  A'13 June Siggy Contest- TV Dads

  
  

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• WheeLinTheSky3 member

  November 2013

  

   

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• mommabmb member

  November 2013

  #ihaveneversmokedpot
  #iactuallylikedandreabeforeshewentnuts
  #v&giskillingitwiththegifs
  #bublydevilneverdisappointsbutwhydoesshebother
  #firstandlasttimehashtaggingever

  Married DH : 7/7/12; 3 fur babies (2 dogs and 1 cat)
  DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18
  FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
  
  

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• LJUTCMommy member

  November 2013

  BlondieBia21 said:

  Me on Thursday- 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

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• LokiLahve member

  November 2013

  Can we agree to turn every bitchfest Monday Into a Giffest Monday?

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• KatyKatMeowz member

  November 2013

  LOL WUT? This thread, guys. I don't even know what to say.
  
  Oh, sorry, maybe that shoud be #lolwut?

  

   

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• KQuinonez member

  November 2013

  

           

    
  

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• ELauren88 member

  November 2013

  BlondieBia21 said:

  Me on Thursday- 

  
  

  My SIL is renting/loaning out her maternity pants to others for Thanksgiving.

  
  

  Also, I'm super annoyed that the only "symptoms" she's had her entire pregnancy are a baby belly and feeling kicks. Freaking bite me. #jealousmuch #bitterbetty

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ELauren88 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Also this:

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ashleyamberRN member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  LJUTCMommy said:

  
  

  BlondieBia21 said:

  
  

  Me on Thursday- 

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  Uh I'm never not wearing my "eating pants". I think working in scrubs contributes to my weight... Uh.. Plateau.. That's a nice word.
  
  Eta: my bitch- it drives me crazy when people say my LO is spoiled because I hold her all the time. She's not spoiled she's a sparkler and goes insane if I'm not holding her, and even then is pretty whiney. Btw whoever posted that article probably shouldn't have shown me. I use that term way to much.
  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  TTC since July 2011

  HSG normal in May 2012 followed by three unmonitored clomid cycles unsuccessful

  Unexplained female infertility (My husband apparently has super sperm)

  IUI # 1 Nov 24

  BFP Dec 8! EDD Aug 17th, due to Preeclampsia and HELLP, Kylie Penelope was born July 30th!

  
  
  

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• thoughtfulmommy member

  November 2013

  BlondieBia21 said:

  Me on Thursday- 

  
  

  
  
  My maternity leggings are now my holiday pants. Like forever. I'm actually thinking of rebranding them as brunch pants. So much room in there for brunching.
  

  
  

  

  

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• PB102012 member

  November 2013

  LokiLahve said:

  I'm going to go ahead and bitch in advance about our drive to ohio on weds. 1. Worst. Day. Of. The. Year. For traveling 2. We have to go through the mountains in WV 3. It's supposed to ice and snow 4. This is our first long trip with LO , as if I wasn't stressed enough, refer back to #3

  I hope your trip is safe and uneventful! 

   

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• CourtJack member

  November 2013

  I need a DIY liposuction machine. Pinterest?

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• AprilRaine member

  November 2013

  CourtJack said:

  I need a DIY liposuction machine. Pinterest?

  This just gave me the mental image of a bedazzled shop vac with an attachment for your butthole.
  Yep. I'd pin that.

                    
  

  
  

  

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• PB102012 member

  November 2013

  I was just guilted in a group text message by my old roommate for not bringing LO to his house for Monday Night Football..... 

  
  

  Sure, let me overstimulate my 3 month old so your Mom can hold her instead of your Mom making the two block drive to my house.... um, no. 

   

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• MynaBird member

  November 2013

  YOU GUYS. I totally forgot about my Ingrid & Isobel maternity pants. The ones I didn't put away with the other maternity clothes because they totally pass for regular yoga pants. The ones that, especially since we're only having my parents over, will totally pass as regular pants, especially since I'll be wearing an apron most of the time.

  
  

  
  

  
  
  
  

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• MommyAmes2 member

  November 2013

  #mommyameswashere
  #peaceout

           

        

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• MitsB707 member

  November 2013

  Dh is snoring super loud because he is incredibly congested, but he refuses to blow his damn nose. I keep pushing him and telling him to turn on his side so his snoring isn't so loud. If he doesn't blow it soon, I'm going to banish him to the guest room where it's a whole lot colder right now.

  
  

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• bluegirl0429 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  
  

  
  

  madelinegrace said:

  bluegirl0429 said:

  I am visiting DH's family in Michigan. It has only been two days and my MIL is already driving me nuts.
  
  
  

  you can head on over to my house!
  

  I will be right over with LO! 

  
  

  
  

  #iwonderedhowlongthisthreadwouldget

  *E - 08/29/2013*

  
  

  
  

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• RoosterMemphis member

  November 2013

  Andrea you may have deleted your account but you can't delete the crazy in your heart.

  
  

  

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• CaliforniaDream87 member

  November 2013

  RoosterMemphis said:

  Andrea you may have deleted your account but you can't delete the crazy in your heart.

  @roostermemphis this explains her perfectly

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• FeetFirst member

  November 2013

  I am now extremely sad that the cell reception in the mothers room at work is a joke. I missed all this entertainment today
  
  And just to bitch more, seriously?! I get service just fine everywhere else. Why not in there where I have to spend 1.5 hours of my day and could be bumping?!

  Mommy to J: Born 5/11/2010 & B: Born 8/26/2013

  

   

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• PB102012 member

  November 2013

  @FeetFirst they need wifi in your Morhering Room!

   

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• PB102012 member

  November 2013

  @BlondeBia21 I will be right there with you on Thursday!! I plan to wear my demi band maternity jeans...they have now become my potluck pants.

   

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