Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) @TealOwl
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry @Northport6 ( I know you don't know the sex of the baby, but I'd be happy if my little boy ever met a woman with just half of your qualities)
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie) @Northport6
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter @Glitterfarts
I guess since I've been nominated so many times it's only right I comment
I would like to thank everyone for the title most likely to cause an eye roll. Honestly it must mean I'm doing something right ) I also think another category should be put up. How about the most flagged poster that everyone loves to hate just because I am the best on the bump to get everyone's panties in a twist and feathers ruffled like the silly birds that you all are lol.. I'm going to have some lemon zinger tea now. Adios!!!
I guess since I've been nominated so many times it's only right I comment
I would like to thank everyone for the title most likely to cause an eye roll. Honestly it must mean I'm doing something right ) I also think another category should be put up. How about the most flagged poster that everyone loves to hate just because I am the best on the bump to get everyone's panties in a twist and feathers ruffled like the silly birds that you all are lol.. I'm going to have some lemon zinger tea now. Adios!!!
You know what would be even better then adding comments? Ignoring it, you just add oil to the fire have you not noticed no matter what you say someone is always going to say something back. You prob should have been banned a long time ago, please do not dirty up this post with your ignorance you can always create a post to bash this post.
I know. We are doing skin to skin right now. My pump didn't get here and she's sleeping a lot so I'm supposed to pump and feed with a syringe. They said this is common bc of how early she was. I'm going to go see if WIC will give me one tomorrow
Hang in their Cash! Bf'ing is tough in the beginning. Both of you are learning, you'll get it
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 - My Ovulation Chart
Best Alter Ego (AE) While I love the consistency of @SantaClausIsComing, I have to give it to my girl @GlitterFarts for the BEST ACCIDENTAL AE OUTING IN HISTORY.
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL MEEEEEE! (Not really -- I'm nominating Frankie's hubby, too, because I enjoy being literal)
Biggest Drama Llama @Marchmellow2 to whom I issue my first sorrynotsorry.
Best UOs @BootsOrHearts, because when she ruffled a lot of feathers with her post about her frustrations with the elderly and hurt some feelings, she issued a totally genuine, respectful apology in a way that felt appropriate and calmed a lot of turbulence on the board.
...But overall I'm still going to have to go with She Who Shall Not Be Named because she just keeps showing up for no conceivable reason.
Grammar Police @Cashingn2, who will out herself for her own grammar slip-ups -- that's freaking honesty
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail @2010Weddinggal but we lurve you for it
Most Supportive Bumpie @sventurarn has been running the anxiety check-in for awhile and she's been suuuuper responsive and kind to everyone who posts. @MamaGrillo always has a smiley and a kind word for a sad/stressed poster!
Best Troll Assassin Two-way tie for me between @KFED103 and @Ktrue85
Best Dressed (on HDBD) Tough call, but @jyparker725 always looks like she has her stuff together
Most Likely to Share TMI @amyrose542, and there are likely to be a lot of exclamation points and laughing at herself, which I super enjoy.
Best Nursery I concur with pp, gotta go with @lrachelle80.
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award @Nicholssquared, hope you're doing well if you ever see this, buddy.
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic I think @SweetSouthernMomma08 deserves a shout-out for this one!
Most Entertaining @superspecialsnowflake -- what she provides for our board truly helps make Dec13 a better, funnier, more carefully indexed place to be pregnant.
Best Private Investigator Gonna have to go with my girl @Heaven802002 because the triangulation that went on to pinpoint the aliases...it was worthy of Inspector Gadget.
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together We really came together to buoy @malamutemommy's spirits, so she must have been doing something right!
Most Knowledgeable So many awesome STMs (& TTMs) on our board that it's hard to pick, but I've gotten a lot from @lrachelle80's CD blog, @NYMama1 and @Loolaide.
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) @TealOwl!
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie) @MsCat19
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter @Glitterfarts
Best Family Stories Gonna have to go with @Superspecialsnowflake on this one; her FIL stories are both totally endearing and frustrating, but always told with compassion and patience at heart.
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!) RIBBOOOOOOOB! It was one-time Dec Bumpie @Salsy2012 who coined it and we are forever in her debt.
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment OMG ALL OF YOU GUYS. I seriously don't know how some of you cope with the jerks you meet on the regular. Makes me glad to work from home!
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old @Heaven802002
Most Embarrassing Story I second @redmond_steph's nomination, because I will never, ever, ever forget that rolling-out-of-the-airplane story. Another fond takeaway from my time on this board.
Thanks for 9 mostly hilarious, sometimes weird, super informative, but always interesting months, you guys. AND THANK YOU to the winner of the Undisputed Heavyweight LOLWUT Moderator Champion of the World @ColeRose!
I started these earlier but then forgot to finish them off. Thought I lost it but here it is. Northport, I think a lot of mine are dupes so feel free to not use them
Best Alter Ego (AE): Santa
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL: Hercules
Biggest Post Whore (PW): SSM
Most Quotable: frankie
Best Advice: sehart
Best GIFs: Northport (plus, she throws the best parties too)
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie: KateMW
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll: Supergirl
Grammar Police: Cashing
Best Troll Assassin: Cashing
Best Dressed (on HDBD): MBM
Best Overall HDBD Pictures: MightyMousy
Best Sense of Humor - Loolaide
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB - Ktrue
Most Memorable GBCB - Was the woman that was going to breastfeed while standing at her sister's wedding on Dec or another board? Can't remember where I saw it.
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL Frankie's DH, Tom
Biggest Drama Llama Marchmellow
Biggest Post Whore (PW) SG (mainly the thread where she kept telling us what awesome baby gifts she'd been bought)
Most Quotable Rumparoo, "hannie, hannie, hannie"
Best GIFs
Snarkiest Dec13 KateMW
Most Supportive Bumpie, Imrachelle Frankie
Best Dressed (on HDBD) jyparker
Best Overall HDBD Pictures nrg2020
Biggest Threadjacker -Cash, normally jacking with talk of food
Most Sarcastic me if I responded to all the really stupid posts
Biggest AW SG
Best Sense of Humor Sooz
Most Memorable GBCB
Cutest Furbaby hello!!??? Messi
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) Frankie, Malamutemommy or Stffhappns
Most Likely to Share TMI- hmm, might need to come back to this...
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award - txmamma or Iba104 (or something like that.) I'm still waiting on her reply about her sisters wedding!!!
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic- Cash for sure!!
Most Entertaining- SSS weekly reports!
Best Private Investigator-weddinggal or heaven
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together ColeRose, north port
Most Knowledgeable-
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) TealOwl or VCgolf
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry-
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie)
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter @Glitterfarts
Best Family stories, who was that girl with the DH who had a massage with a "happy ending".....?
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!) - beavernugget from @nymama1. I also like douchecanoe but don't recall who started that one
Thick Skin Award – SG (wow, she has lots of nominations here!)
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old-
Most Embarrassing Story- I can't remember who this was but someone came on here for back up bc her sister didn't want her breast feeding her 5 yo at her wedding and she bf him at the alter anyway and got asked to leave.
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!): HELP! Who came up with "Strugglepoo"?? That's my fave.
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment: @BootsOrHearts. I don't know if this fits the category, but you took your criticism like a champ & came back strong.
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old:
The Einstein Award: for the best pregnancy brain moment
Most Embarrassing Story:
There are so many people I want to nominate for SOMETHING, but don't quite fit any of these categories. If there was a category called "People I just really like" I'd nominate like 20 more people.
I would do nominations but the ladies that I would nominate have already been nominated so I will refrain until voting. Thank you for putting this together @northport6 ! So many awesome women on this board.
I would do nominations but the ladies that I would nominate have already been nominated so I will refrain until voting. Thank you for putting this together @northport6 ! So many awesome women on this board.
so I was going to nominate, but I think everyone pretty much has it covered already! I'll be excited to vote though! and @esf60, your nomination of me made me LOL. I'm okay with it.
Thanks for taking this on, northport! I didn't get around to filling my list earlier, and now it looks like everyone I would have nominated is already in there.
And I agree that there are other girls I want to throw in the hat, but just don't see a fitting category. Too much awesomeness for 1 board to handle.
I would do nominations but the ladies that I would nominate have already been nominated so I will refrain until voting. Thank you for putting this together @northport6 ! So many awesome women on this board.
I second this! The lists look great to me. This board is so full of awesome and it makes me laugh every.single.day (or the board is "so supportive", whichever way you like it).
Thanks @northport6 for the nom, I'm glad some of my sarcasm can come through!
OK if I don't post now, its not going to happen. I wish I could nominate everyone! I love you all!
Best Alter Ego (AE) @santaclausiscoming
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL
Hercules
Biggest Drama Llama chiAmy
Biggest Post Whore (PW) @eggerkr
Best Advice @mavgirl_73
Best GIFs @sailortink
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie @katemw
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll SG
Grammar Police @Cashingn2
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail @hannie3 I love you though!
Most Supportive Bumpie @Keenanshell
Best Troll Assassin @loolaide
Best Dressed (on HDBD)@mightymousy
Best Overall HDBD Pictures @jyparker725
Most Sarcastic @ktrue85 or @mrbatesisinnocent
Best Sense of Humor @sehart3478
Most Memorable GBCB jessntim? My fav troll is Rumparoo, not sure if that counts as GBCB
Cutest Furbaby @MBMO2
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) @frankierokx and @malamutemommy
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic @sweetsouthernmomma
Most Entertaining @superspecialsnowflake best reports!
Best Private Investigator @2010weddinggal for all the dirt on jessntim! etc.
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together @northport6
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) @tealowl
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie) @herbanmom
Best Family Stories @soozerella
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!) Whoever said "ackward"
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment @Bootsorhearts got flack for her UO, owned up and apologized maturely
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old @heaven802002 or @ansleyturner
Most likely to tell it like it is: @soozerella
ETA: so sorry for formatting I'm mobile and trying to fix it
**Warning: Losses and living child mentioned** BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy. BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you. BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13Myrainbowbaby!
Re: DEC13 BUMP AWARDS: Link to Google Poll
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie Sooz
Most Supportive Bumpie AGriffin/ JenniferBromley
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) SailorTink
Most Entertaining Northport
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together SSS
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) - Teal Owl
@northport6 can we add one? Thoughts?
Best Alter Ego (AE) @NYMama1
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL Herc
Biggest Post Whore (PW) @Imrachellee
Most Quotable @KateMW @KFED103
Best Advice @Mrbatesisinnocent
Best GIFs @SaliorTink
Best UOs @Cashingn2
Most Sarcastic @KTrue08 ( I don't mean this is a harsh way, you just always say what we are thinking and you need recognition for that!)
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail: The lady who can not spell 'and' at all. An' an' an'.
Most Supportive Bumpie: Personal to me @SweetSoutherMomma08 and @Keenanshell
Best Troll Assassin @loolaide and @Cashingn2 (sorry I could not decide)
Best Dressed (on HDBD) @mightymousy
MBMO2
Best Sense of Humor
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB
Most Memorable GBCB
MBMO2 Messi!
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) @malamutemommy and @sailortink
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award @txmamatobe
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic @sweetsouthernmomma08
Most Entertaining @superspecialsnowflake
Best Private Investigator @Heaven802002
Most Knowledgeable @KateMW
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) @TealOwl
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry @Northport6 ( I know you don't know the sex of the baby, but I'd be happy if my little boy ever met a woman with just half of your qualities)
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie) @Northport6
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter @Glitterfarts
Best Family Stories @superspecialsnowflake
Most Embarrassing Story: Pee Pants Girl @sehart3478
Thank you, ladies, for the nominations. I'm getting quite teary eyed here
I would like to thank everyone for the title most likely to cause an eye roll. Honestly it must mean I'm doing something right
i beg of you.
A bad person. Hehe
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL @herc or @jaxx... Way too many weird posts
Biggest Drama Llama @sg
Biggest Post Whore (PW) @tiggerandpooh
Most Quotable @KateMW
Best GIFs @northport06
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie
Most Supportive Bumpie @thesians...that rainbow glitter bra supports, lifts, and separates yo!
Best Dressed (on HDBD) @agriffin620
Best Overall HDBD Pictures- jyparker
Biggest Threadjacker
Most Sarcastic @Cashingn2
Biggest AW
Best Sense of Humor @sehart
Most Memorable GBCB @jessandtim3 but she wasn't from our board...it was definitely memorable!
Cutest Furbaby-I vote for my Charlie cause I love him so much, but messi or the dingo.
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) @Frankierokx cause she's awesome in so many ways!
Most Likely to Share TMI- ktrue
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award -GeauxMV
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic-Frankie
Most Entertaining-hckygirl
Best Private Investigator-weddinggal
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together @ColeRose- she keeps us in line...without her we run amuck...AMUCK I say!
Most Knowledgeable-LP or NYmama
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) VCGolfNYC or TealOwl
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry- sehart, agriffin620, or loolaide
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie) @northport06 or @herbanmom
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter
@Glitterfarts
Best Family Stories - who was it that tells all the FIL stories?
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!) Baby Cork has been my recent favorite, but there are so many to choose from.
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment-BrandyMarks for handling herc's douchemajesty lately.
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old- meggie or sehart
Most Embarrassing Story- who landed in L&D for being spooked by a rabbit?
My Ovulation Chart
My Ovulation Chart
Best Alter Ego (AE) @santaclausiscoming (that's what she said)
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL : Herc
Biggest Drama Llama: Marchmellow
Biggest Post Whore (PW): Tigger & Pooh
Most Quotable: KateMW
Best Advice: Northport
Best GIFs: SailorTink
Best FFFCs:sehart3478 (for going to L&D thinking her water broke, only to discover she peed! (ILY sehart!)
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie: @Ktrue85 YOU KNOW IT"S TRUE! ILY!
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll: she who must not be named
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail: that poster who can't spell 'AND'. IDK her name.
Most Supportive Bumpie: Mightymousy
Best Troll Assassin: Cashingn2
Best Dressed (on HDBD): Mightymousy
Best Overall HDBD Pictures: MBM
Most Sarcastic: @Loolaide
Biggest AW: Cashingn2 (I mean this will ALL THE LOVE)
Best Sense of Humor: This is hard, I feel like a lot of ladies on here are pretty funny! I nominate @Loolaide
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB: @Cashingn2 & @KateMW COMBO.
Most Memorable GBCB: The YOU GO(t) THAT!! poster
Cutest Furbaby:Meggie0421 for her giant polar bear dog.
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy): Frankierox, Malamutemommy
Best Nursery: SailorTink
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic: @ SweetSouthernMamma (most likely to make me gain 5 more pounds with the food talk!)
Most Entertaining: SSS with the Dec 13 updates! I look forward to them all week!
Best Private Investigator: 2010weddinggal
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together: @ColeRose (or at least most likely to make us behave.
Northport6
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter: GLITTERFARTS!
Best Family Stories: Sooz
Most Embarrassing Story: I agree with the airplane one, although I have no idea who the poster wasBest Alter Ego (AE)
While I love the consistency of @SantaClausIsComing, I have to give it to my girl @GlitterFarts for the BEST ACCIDENTAL AE OUTING IN HISTORY.
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL
MEEEEEE! (Not really -- I'm nominating Frankie's hubby, too, because I enjoy being literal)
Biggest Drama Llama
@Marchmellow2 to whom I issue my first sorrynotsorry.
Biggest Post Whore (PW)
OMG GURRRRRL -- @Eggerkr
Most Quotable
@KateMW, hands-down
Best Advice
@lrachelle80
@GwinnyGirl
@leahraewku
Best GIFs
@SailorTink
Best UOs
@BootsOrHearts, because when she ruffled a lot of feathers with her post about her frustrations with the elderly and hurt some feelings, she issued a totally genuine, respectful apology in a way that felt appropriate and calmed a lot of turbulence on the board.
Best FFFCs
@Mavgirl_73 is always super honest.
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie
@Cashingn2 -- I don't really need to campaign for this one, do I?
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll
This post made me eye-rolly to the point where I've remembered it lo these many weeks later: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12074791/question-for-lady-deer-hunters
...But overall I'm still going to have to go with She Who Shall Not Be Named because she just keeps showing up for no conceivable reason.
Grammar Police
@Cashingn2, who will out herself for her own grammar slip-ups -- that's freaking honesty
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail
@2010Weddinggal but we lurve you for it
Most Supportive Bumpie
@sventurarn has been running the anxiety check-in for awhile and she's been suuuuper responsive and kind to everyone who posts. @MamaGrillo always has a smiley and a kind word for a sad/stressed poster!
Best Troll Assassin
Two-way tie for me between @KFED103 and @Ktrue85
Best Dressed (on HDBD)
Tough call, but @jyparker725 always looks like she has her stuff together
Best Overall HDBD Pictures
Going with my west coast twinsie @Soozerella on this one for this photo specifically, which was HILARIOUS: ETA ETA! I FOUND IT! https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/76358241/#Comment_76358241
Most Sarcastic
@hckygrl909 speaks it as a fluent second language
Biggest AW
@SweetSouthernMomma08, I love you, but you know it's true!
Best Sense of Humor
@thesportsgal almost ALWAYS kills it. And, of course, @Soozerella.
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB
@Ktrue85
Most Memorable GBCB
I nominate @EmmaBoBemma, because she had the GBCB that wasn't! https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12096518/gbcb/p1
Cutest Furbaby
I suuuuper enjoy @lorlor681's pup!
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy)
@MEP923!
Most Likely to Share TMI
@amyrose542, and there are likely to be a lot of exclamation points and laughing at herself, which I super enjoy.
Best Nursery
I concur with pp, gotta go with @lrachelle80.
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award
@Nicholssquared, hope you're doing well if you ever see this, buddy.
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic
I think @SweetSouthernMomma08 deserves a shout-out for this one!
Most Entertaining
@superspecialsnowflake -- what she provides for our board truly helps make Dec13 a better, funnier, more carefully indexed place to be pregnant.
Best Private Investigator
Gonna have to go with my girl @Heaven802002 because the triangulation that went on to pinpoint the aliases...it was worthy of Inspector Gadget.
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together
We really came together to buoy @malamutemommy's spirits, so she must have been doing something right!
Most Knowledgeable
So many awesome STMs (& TTMs) on our board that it's hard to pick, but I've gotten a lot from @lrachelle80's CD blog, @NYMama1 and @Loolaide.
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason)
@TealOwl!
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry
@esf60 or @AGriffin620!
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie)
@MsCat19
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter
@Glitterfarts
Best Family Stories
Gonna have to go with @Superspecialsnowflake on this one; her FIL stories are both totally endearing and frustrating, but always told with compassion and patience at heart.
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!)
RIBBOOOOOOOB! It was one-time Dec Bumpie @Salsy2012 who coined it and we are forever in her debt.
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment
OMG ALL OF YOU GUYS. I seriously don't know how some of you cope with the jerks you meet on the regular. Makes me glad to work from home!
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old
@Heaven802002
The Einstein Award: for the best pregnancy brain moment
@KELLILOVESJOSH for possibly the greatest food-related pregnancy Freudian slip EVAR (I called it out on this page, about halfway down): https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12083648/twatwaffle-tuesday/p6
Or maybe it was @riv06marce who hadn't "done the feed" with her DH in kind of awhile
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12140700/i-don-t-think-he-gets-it-rant-tmi/p3
Most Embarrassing Story
I second @redmond_steph's nomination, because I will never, ever, ever forget that rolling-out-of-the-airplane story. Another fond takeaway from my time on this board.
Thanks for 9 mostly hilarious, sometimes weird, super informative, but always interesting months, you guys. AND THANK YOU to the winner of the Undisputed Heavyweight LOLWUT Moderator Champion of the World @ColeRose!
P.S. "It's time." FTW: https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/78337739/#Comment_78337739
Best Alter Ego (AE) Santa
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL Herc
Biggest Drama Llama @zonastar
Biggest Post Whore (PW) @eggerkr
Most Quotable@katemw
Best Advice @mavgirl_73 thanks, LB!
Best GIFs @sailortink
Best UOs SSM (she can always get us going)
Best FFFCs
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie @ktrue (and I mean that in the best possible way)
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll Ugh, not dignifying this with a response
Grammar Police whoever the English prof is, I get her avatar mixed up with like, three other peoplem she's blonde and posing with her husband
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail Brittnei
Most Supportive Bumpie @agriffin620
Best Troll Assassin @Ktrue85 or @cashingn2
Best Dressed (on HDBD) never open it
Best Overall HDBD Pictures see above
Biggest Threadjacker
Most Sarcastic @loolaide
Biggest AW
Best Sense of Humor Oh man.... @gwinnygirl or @northport6 or @soozerella
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB @kfed103
Most Memorable GBCB
Cutest Furbaby @meggie0421
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy)@frankierokx
Most Likely to Share TMI
Best Nursery
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award @txmamatobe
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic ssm
Most Entertaining
Best Private Investigator wedding gal
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together mightymousy
Most Knowledgeable @NYmama1
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) Tealowl
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry @northport6 and @soozerella (one on each coast)
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie) @northport6
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter mamagrillo
Best Family Stories SSS
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!) dairy air
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old
The Einstein Award: for the best pregnancy brain moment
Most Embarrassing Story the whole shart thread from way back
ETA fixed a tag or 2
Best Alter Ego (AE) Another vote for @Santaclausiscoming
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL @Hercules
Biggest Drama Llama She who must not be named chi
Biggest Post Whore (PW) @Tigger&Pooh
Most Quotable @KateMW
Best Advice @Northport6, mainly because she's always so nice about it.
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie @KateMW
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll @Supergirl2013
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail Yet another vote for "an" girl
Most Supportive Bumpie @Northport6 and or @MamaGrillo
Best Troll Assassin @Cashingn2
Most Sarcastic @Hckygrl909-gurl you get it done quick and dirty!
Best Sense of Humor @Cashingn2
Cutest Furbaby Messi's Mom
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) Frankierokx FTW
Best Private Investigator Heaven
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together Colerose, patience of a saint to be the mod of this crazy place
Most Knowledgeable @Hckygrl909, you always have rational info
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) @VCGolfNYC
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry @hckygirl909, because Brynn and Trey, best of both genetics universe...
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie) @Northport6
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter @MamaGrillo, she's just a good human being
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment EmmaBemmaBoBemma, cat killer or not
Edited to tag peeps
I started these earlier but then forgot to finish them off. Thought I lost it but here it is. Northport, I think a lot of mine are dupes so feel free to not use them
Best Alter Ego (AE): Santa
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL: Hercules
Biggest Post Whore (PW): SSM
Most Quotable: frankie
Best Advice: sehart
Best GIFs: Northport (plus, she throws the best parties too)
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie: KateMW
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll: Supergirl
Grammar Police: Cashing
Best Troll Assassin: Cashing
Best Dressed (on HDBD): MBM
Best Overall HDBD Pictures: MightyMousy
Best Sense of Humor - Loolaide
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB - Ktrue
Most Memorable GBCB - Was the woman that was going to breastfeed while standing at her sister's wedding on Dec or another board? Can't remember where I saw it.
Cutest Furbaby: Mine!
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy): Frankie
Most Likely to Share TMI: Tigger & Pooh
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award: Jordanm24 (through no fault of her own)
Most Entertaining - cboyington
Best Private Investigator: SSS
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together: esf60
Most Knowledgeable: NYmama
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason): VCgolf
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie): Herbanmom (but I think we're a little too late on this one)
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!): Whoever made up ribboob
The Einstein Award: for the best pregnancy brain moment: Heaven, was it you that posted the wrong comment on a thread that was about something else?
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL Frankie's DH, Tom
Biggest Drama Llama Marchmellow
Biggest Post Whore (PW) SG (mainly the thread where she kept telling us what awesome baby gifts she'd been bought)
Most Quotable Rumparoo, "hannie, hannie, hannie"
Best GIFs
Snarkiest Dec13 KateMW
Most Supportive Bumpie, Imrachelle Frankie
Best Dressed (on HDBD) jyparker
Best Overall HDBD Pictures nrg2020
Biggest Threadjacker -Cash, normally jacking with talk of food
Most Sarcastic me if I responded to all the really stupid posts
Biggest AW SG
Best Sense of Humor Sooz
Most Memorable GBCB
Cutest Furbaby hello!!??? Messi
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) Frankie, Malamutemommy
or Stffhappns
Most Likely to Share TMI- hmm, might need to come back to this...
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award - txmamma or Iba104 (or something like that.) I'm still waiting on her reply about her sisters wedding!!!
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic- Cash for sure!!
Most Entertaining- SSS weekly reports!
Best Private Investigator-weddinggal or heaven
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together ColeRose, north port
Most Knowledgeable-
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) TealOwl or VCgolf
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry-
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie)
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter
@Glitterfarts
Best Family stories, who was that girl with the DH who had a massage with a "happy ending".....?
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!) - beavernugget from @nymama1. I also like douchecanoe but don't recall who started that one
Thick Skin Award – SG (wow, she has lots of nominations here!)
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old-
Most Embarrassing Story- I can't remember who this was but someone came on here for back up bc her sister didn't want her breast feeding her 5 yo at her wedding and she bf him at the alter anyway and got asked to leave.
Best Alter Ego (AE): Dear ol' Santa
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL: Hercules and SG
Biggest Drama Llama: @zonastar23
Biggest Post Whore (PW): @SweetSouthernMomma08
Most Quotable: @KateMW
Best Advice: @NYMama1, @Mrbatesisinnocent
Best GIFs: @dontstopbelievin & tealowl - you still count as a Dec13 gal, you cannot escape! oh and @sailortink
Best UOs:
Best FFFCs:
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie: @Cashingn2 @ColeRose @hckygrl909
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll: I think we can all agree there are two tied for first place
Grammar Police:
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail: @2010weddinggal
Most Supportive Bumpie: @northport6@ & @Mightymousy! you sweet thangs.
Best Troll Assassin: @loolaide @Ktrue85
Best Dressed (on HDBD): never look at the thread, but @mightymousy & @jenniferbromley both looked great in the pics they posted
Best Overall HDBD Pictures: see above
Biggest Threadjacker:
Most Sarcastic: @Cashingn2
Biggest AW:
Best Sense of Humor: @gwinnygirl, @loolaide, @soozerella - your posts make me real LOL, not the fake internet kind.
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB: @KateMW - and I mean that in the best way possible
Most Memorable GBCB:
Cutest Furbaby: @TXMama2Be's DINGO. Other than mine, I have to say, that was pretty great.
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy): @malammutemommy, @KTrue85, @frankierokx, @KKDRAGONFLY
Most Likely to Share TMI:
Best Nursery: @Witterpow - ROBOTS.
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award: @TXMama2Be
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic: @frankierokx
Most Entertaining: @loolaide and @superspecialsnowflake
Best Private Investigator: @Heaven802002
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together: @ColeRose
Most Knowledgeable: @NYMama1
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason): VCGolf
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry: @northport6 or @lorlor681!
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie): @mavgirl_73
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter: @Jordanm24, only because she's so sweet!
Best Family Stories: @SSS, no contest!
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!): HELP! Who came up with "Strugglepoo"?? That's my fave.
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment: @BootsOrHearts. I don't know if this fits the category, but you took your criticism like a champ & came back strong.
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old:
The Einstein Award: for the best pregnancy brain moment
Most Embarrassing Story:
There are so many people I want to nominate for SOMETHING, but don't quite fit any of these categories. If there was a category called "People I just really like" I'd nominate like 20 more people.
I would do nominations but the ladies that I would nominate have already been nominated so I will refrain until voting. Thank you for putting this together @northport6 ! So many awesome women on this board.
She'll probably have her baby this week just because!
Biggest Drama Llama-It’s a tie between SG and ChiAmy
Best Advice-@Cashingn2
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie-@katemw
Best Dressed (on HDBD)- @jenniferbromley
Cutest Furbaby- me
Board Champ - @malamutemommy
Most Missed Bumpie- @vcgolfnyc
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry-@soozerella I feel like our kids would “get” each other…lol.
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie)- @northport6
Best Family Stories- @superspecialsnowflake
Mom+Dad+Josie+May 2015=2 under 2!!!!
I second this! The lists look great to me. This board is so full of awesome and it makes me laugh every.single.day (or the board is "so supportive", whichever way you like it).
Thanks @northport6 for the nom, I'm glad some of my sarcasm can come through!
Best Alter Ego (AE)
@SantaClausIsComing, or @GlitterFarts Santa is hysterical but Glitterfarts outing herself in one post was epic.
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL
SG
Biggest Drama Llama
@zonastar or @Chiamy
Biggest Post Whore (PW)
@Eggerkr
Most Quotable
@KateMW or @cashingn2
Best Advice
Best GIFs@Dontstopbelieving (has she been on at at all lately?) or @Northport6@lrachelle80 or @GwinnyGirl
Best UOs
Best FFFCs
hm let me think of one.
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie
@KateMW or @Cashingn2
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll
Chi or SG
Grammar Police
@Cashingn2
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail
@2010Weddinggal
Most Supportive Bumpie
@sventurarn for the anxiety check-ins which has been God sent and @jordanm24 is always super nice to everyone
Best Troll Assassin
@Kfed or @Ktrue
Best Dressed (on HDBD)
Most SarcasticI usually don't look. I get jealous of your tiny cute bumps!
Biggest AW
Best Sense of Humor
@Cashingn2 or @northport6
Most Likely to Cause a GBCB
@Ktrue85
Most Memorable GBCB
Cutest Furbaby
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy)
@Frankierokx
Most Likely to Share TMI
Best Nursery
@lrachelle80.
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award
@Txmama2be
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic
@SweetSouthernMomma08
Most Entertaining
@superspecialsnowflake --
Best Private Investigator
@Heaven802002
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together
@Soozerella
Most Knowledgeable
@lrachelle and @loolaide
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason)
@TealOwl! and @VCgolfnyc
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie)
@northport6
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter
@Glitterfarts
Best Family Stories
@Superspecialsnowflake because her FIL stories make my day. Best hooker stories definitely would have been Sooz.
Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!)
I'm going to have to agree with Ribboob.
Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old
The Einstein Award: for the best pregnancy brain moment
Most Embarrassing Story
I'm not sure but that nothing can top the lady who claimed to poop her pants in IHOP but I don't think she was a D13er
Sorry if I didn't tag people right. I am rushing through. I will fill in the blanks one when I have a few minutes to think about it.
BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy.
BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you.
BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13 My rainbow baby!
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