Funny Things You Say To LO

Re: Funny Things You Say To LO

• LaurelBee member

  November 2013

  Go the fuck back to sleep!!! OK, I didn't really say that. But I'm thinking it for sure

  

  
  

  It takes a special amount of bitch to induce menstruation in another person. - LovelyRitaMeterMaid
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• DublinMama member

  November 2013

  This happens every day.  Every. day. 
  
  "I understand you don't want to wear pants. Nobody wants to wear pants. But it's sort of the Law of the Jungle now, so let's get some friggin' pantaloons on, ok?"  He's 9 months old.
  
  Another popular one is, "Dude you can't eat the couch stuffing."
  

  

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• shadypines member

  November 2013

  DS 5
  
  Said "you're not the Boss of Me"!! All I asked, "did you want eggs or oatmeal for breakfast??" WTH???
  

  
  

   

   

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• magentawarped member

  November 2013

  "Please don't lick the dog" and "We don't stick fingers in the dog's butt!"
  
  My poor dog.

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• Vol4life member

  November 2013

  "Mommy doesn't need another tampon", "don't pick your nose with your toes". DD is 19 months

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• theimpossibleastronaut member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  I know you love rubber ducky and you want to chew his face some more, but it's night night time.
  
  We also say "no no mom/dad says" which is a modified line from a book called Moo Ba La La La. We've clearly read it too many times.
  
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• sandyapples member

  November 2013

  You can't crawl into the dishwasher.

  DD1 9.15.10  DD2 11.2.12
  

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• kmm2150 member

  November 2013

  "we can't wear ho ho diapers right now."
  
  She calls everything christmasy "ho ho" (22 months). We bought these cute diapers that look like elf pants but they are freaking expensive, and we use the super overnight diapers at night, but she wants to wear the Christmas diapers all the time.

  
  

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• studyinpink member

  November 2013

  Don't touch the dog's peepee please. Don't clean the couch...your face...walls with that dirty wipe X(

  

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• s0ulchicken member

  November 2013

  "No, I will not hold your booger."
  After one of the twins wiped from her nose and tried to wipe it on me.
  
  Is it bad that I don't remember which baby it was?

   

  

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• Drea926 member

  November 2013

  While wiping his nose I sing "Choo-choo, choo-choo cha-boogie, woo-woo, woo-woo cha-boogie".

  
  

  Please don't teethe on the sandstone coasters, I'd like you to keep the two teeth you have.

  
  

  
  

  

     
  

  
  

  
  

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• Littledeer84 member

  November 2013

  Whose boogers did you eat today?

  

  

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• MamatoA2010 member

  November 2013

  How about we make this a "Funny things LO says to you" thread instead because DD certainly has a lot of funny things to say these days...

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• MrsT0514 member

  November 2013

  @DublinMama LOL at "dude you can't eat the couch stuffing". I have to say the exact same thing to DS daily.
  
  Also "please stop biting the dog..that's not nice!"

  

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• ilovemygirls member

  November 2013

  My all time fave that I said to my oldest "We don't put raisins in our vaginas". True story.
  

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• Youaremylolipop member

  November 2013

  I remember when my little sister was little, (5 or 6?) I was helping give her a bath. She sat down on the toilet and guess what was in her underwear? A tampon, laying there in the crotch. Lol. She wanted to be like mommy.

  

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