December 2013 Moms

DEC13 BUMP AWARDS: Link to Google Poll

northport6northport6 member
edited January 2014 in December 2013 Moms
Hi, you guys!  This was already a crazy project and then I went and had a baby nine days ago...  Anyway, because Bump polls only let you ask one question at a time, and because I didn't want to clog the board with 40 individual category posts, I created a Google poll, which I promise is not actually a spam link to dolphin porn or something equally disturbing, like photos of mucous plugs...ahem...I mean baby corks.  


I'll give you guys until Thursday to take the poll, and I'll (try) to announce the winners over the weekend.  Good luck to all those nominated and WELCOME NEW DECEMBER BABIES -- your moms are all winners already.

P.S. You will notice some categories that were suggested and had nominations are omitted from the final voting.  The Powers That Be asked that I not include certain posters in the awards, despite your nominations, and as this is all supposed to be in good fun, it didn't make sense to include people without a sense of humor anyway.  

--Nport

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**UPDATE!  You guys, it's taking a long time to get through all the nominations, because we're an amazingly involved board.  This means I'm giving you ONE MOAR DAY to get your nominations IN. Voting instructions will go up on Monday, November 25 in the eastern time zone evening hours.

I've had a lot of people asking me to encourage others to campaign for your nominees, so share your thoughts on what makes these nominations true for you!  Feel free to search if you're on a computer, or reach out for help remembering if you're on mobile.

[...and it was @Salsy2012 who coined ribboob, beeteedubs. 
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/75198217#Comment_75198217]

Original post:
So, as you may remember, last week I solicited your suggestions for End-of-Pregnancy Awards categories. After carefully poring over the suggestions, I've put together some of the most-lovetitted categories -- there are A LOT of them. I tallied something like 65 categories, but after thinking about what was a reasonable amount of badges (...that I guess I'll be making if nobody else wants to do it...?  Please?  Anyone? *crickets*), I've shortened the list to around 40. Which still seems like a lot, but I'm assuming there won't be nominations for all of them.

Following @lrachelle80's seasoned advice, I made some executive decisions to cut out categories that would overtly start arguments, attract Bumpies Who Shall Not Be Named, or potentially get people too butthurt (like Most Full of Sh*t, for example) -- hey, as the volunteer coordinator, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO FART GLITTER ON THIS ONE, GUYZ.

Here's how it'll work: Submit your nominations (of yourself or of other Bumpies) by commenting on this post below.  Be convincing, campaign a little!  Feel free to link to posts that help you make your case for your nomination.  Please do it in this format:

Category -- Bumpie -- Explanation 
Category 2 -- Bumpie -- Explanation
Category 3 -- Bumpie -- Explanation

I'll collect the nominees and post them, and instructions for how to vote by the end of the weekend. @ColeRose (who's already won the award for Best Dec13 Mod), if you could make this sticky until then, it would be most appreciated.  :D

Best Alter Ego (AE)

Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL

Biggest Drama Llama

Biggest Post Whore (PW)

Most Quotable

Best Advice

Best GIFs

Best UOs

Best FFFCs

Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie

Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll

Grammar Police

Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail

Most Supportive Bumpie

Best Troll Assassin

Best Dressed (on HDBD)

Best Overall HDBD Pictures

Biggest Threadjacker

Most Sarcastic

Biggest AW

Best Sense of Humor

Most Likely to Cause a GBCB

Most Memorable GBCB

Cutest Furbaby

Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy)

Most Likely to Share TMI

Best Nursery

The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award

Most Likely to Post a Food Pic

Most Entertaining

Best Private Investigator

Most Likely to Bring the Board Together

Most Knowledgeable

Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason)

Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry

Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie)

Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter

Best Family Stories

Best Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!)

Thick Skin Award – for the recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment

Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old

The Einstein Award: for the best pregnancy brain moment

Most Embarrassing Story

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Re: DEC13 BUMP AWARDS: Link to Google Poll

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  • I second malamutemommy as board champ...hmm..have to think about the rest! 

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  • Awwww thanks ladies!!
    BFP#1 9/28/2012 - EDD 6/3/2013 - MMC discovered 11/21/2012 @ 12w2d - D&C 11/24/2012
    BFP#2 4/4/2013 - Born at 37w3d on 11/26/13 via emergency c-section
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  • Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL She who must not be named :D
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  • Best dressed HDBD : mightymousy or jenniferbromley

    Most likely to be a man : Herc

    Board champ : Frankie

    Cutest furbaby : ME!

    Snarkiest bumpie : katemw

    Most quoteable : cashingn2

     

  • @katemw for most quotable and @cashingn2 for troll assassin
    **Warning: Losses and living child mentioned**
    BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy.
    BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you.
    BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13 My rainbow baby!
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  • And sexysanta (or whoever) for best AE
    **Warning: Losses and living child mentioned**
    BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy.
    BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you.
    BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13 My rainbow baby!
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  • Most Missed Bumpie-VCGolfnyc
  • Thanks for the nomination ladies, I appreciate it, and fancy dog appreciates the nomination as well!
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  • What @sehart3478 said. Pretty much all of those I second.

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  • mightymousy!  That made me laugh so hard.  There are so many good categories... I'm going to have to put on my thinking cap...
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  • Haha @jyparker725, I'm honoured! :)
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    Girl #1 (2/1/03); Girl #2 (8/4/08); MC (2/28/07); MC (10/16/07); Girl #3 (7/21/08); MC (12/8/10); MC (9/5/12); Baby EDD (12/5/13).
  • @Eggerkr for cutest fur babies!

     

     

  • I would like to nominate @thetheisens for most knowledgable or best advice. I always enjoy your comments, they are always helpful!
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  • EggerkrEggerkr member
    edited November 2013
    KateMW said:


    Cashingn2 said:

    How has Tigger&Pooh not been nominated biggest PW?



    Or Eggerkr. I can see like 5 posts started by each.

    Not going to lie, but now that you have nominated me, I feel I have been a post whore lately. (Cough) (cough) I have been posting since 5:30 am. It's like my phone is stuck to my hand with the bump app open at all times.
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  • Eggerkr said:

    KateMW said:


    Cashingn2 said:

    How has Tigger&Pooh not been nominated biggest PW?



    Or Eggerkr. I can see like 5 posts started by each.
    Not going to lie, but now that you have nominated me, I feel I have been a post whore lately. (Cough) (cough) I have been posting since 5:30 am. It's like my phone is stuck to my hand with the bump app open at all times.

    @Eggerkr ... if it weren't for your PWing, I would not have had chocolate bread pudding.  Keep it up!


    @superspecialsnowflake
    Ugh... Bread pudding! I want some now but I'm trying to hold off until Wednesday since this is what I'm bringing for the our department potluck at work.
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  • I can't help but wish I was a drama queen or participated more or something. A lot of the same people are being nominated. :( Sad face.
    @AGriffin620 I wanted to nominate you for something :) but it's so hard to pick just one person for the categories, and others definitely don't fit you like the eye roll one lol.
    BFP#1 9/28/2012 - EDD 6/3/2013 - MMC discovered 11/21/2012 @ 12w2d - D&C 11/24/2012
    BFP#2 4/4/2013 - Born at 37w3d on 11/26/13 via emergency c-section
    Loving our beautiful rainbow baby boy Archer!
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  • I miss @VCgolf :( Has anyone heard from her?
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  • Yezbick9 said:


    LP0198 said:

    LP0198 said:

    I miss @VCgolf :( Has anyone heard from her?

    Not in months. I keep emailing her because I'm a crazy person though. She stopped posting on her loss blog or responding to real email.
    Awe :( I can't even imagine what she's been going through. I dont blame her for trying to get away from everything though. I hope she knows we're still thinking if her.

    I felt that the loss board got a little over the top with her right at the end, and she hasn't been back since from what I can tell.  I checked (and still check) every once in a while because...well, just because.  I miss her, too.

    Yep. I was a huge part of MC/PGL and TTCAL back in the day and I was really kind of horrified and disappointed by the way they treated her. I felt terrible for her.

    Oh no. I haven't followed her but that makes me sad. I miss her being part of this board and think of her often.
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  • KateMW said:

    I'm oddly OK with being snarkiest. But I would also like to be Most Quotable, so at least I know my snark was memorable.

    Have no fear @KateMV you are def my mom for most quotable I always read your responses to SO and he seconds that you are!

  • Yezbick9 said:


    LP0198 said:

    LP0198 said:

    I miss @VCgolf :( Has anyone heard from her?

    Not in months. I keep emailing her because I'm a crazy person though. She stopped posting on her loss blog or responding to real email.
    Awe :( I can't even imagine what she's been going through. I dont blame her for trying to get away from everything though. I hope she knows we're still thinking if her.

    I felt that the loss board got a little over the top with her right at the end, and she hasn't been back since from what I can tell.  I checked (and still check) every once in a while because...well, just because.  I miss her, too.

    Yep. I was a huge part of MC/PGL and TTCAL back in the day and I was really kind of horrified and disappointed by the way they treated her. I felt terrible for her.

    Oh no. I haven't followed her but that makes me sad. I miss her being part of this board and think of her often.

    That makes me sad that they treated her poorly I hope she knows Dec13 still misses and thinks of her.

  • Yezbick9 said:


    LP0198 said:

    LP0198 said:

    I miss @VCgolf :( Has anyone heard from her?

    Not in months. I keep emailing her because I'm a crazy person though. She stopped posting on her loss blog or responding to real email.
    Awe :( I can't even imagine what she's been going through. I dont blame her for trying to get away from everything though. I hope she knows we're still thinking if her.

    I felt that the loss board got a little over the top with her right at the end, and she hasn't been back since from what I can tell.  I checked (and still check) every once in a while because...well, just because.  I miss her, too.

    Yep. I was a huge part of MC/PGL and TTCAL back in the day and I was really kind of horrified and disappointed by the way they treated her. I felt terrible for her.

    That's horrible!
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    BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
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  • Yeah, the board was absolutely horrible to her and she left the Bump.
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