Hi, you guys! This was already a crazy project and then I went and had a baby nine days ago... Anyway, because Bump polls only let you ask one question at a time, and because I didn't want to clog the board with 40 individual category posts, I created a Google poll, which I promise is not actually a spam link to dolphin porn or something equally disturbing, like photos of mucous plugs...ahem...I mean baby corks.
I'll give you guys until Thursday to take the poll, and I'll (try) to announce the winners over the weekend. Good luck to all those nominated and WELCOME NEW DECEMBER BABIES -- your moms are all winners already.
P.S. You will notice some categories that were suggested and had nominations are omitted from the final voting. The Powers That Be asked that I not include certain posters in the awards, despite your nominations, and as this is all supposed to be in good fun, it didn't make sense to include people without a sense of humor anyway.
--Nport
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**UPDATE! You guys, it's taking a long time to get through all the nominations, because we're an amazingly involved board. This means I'm giving you ONE MOAR DAY to get your nominations IN. Voting instructions will go up on Monday, November 25 in the eastern time zone evening hours.
I've had a lot of people asking me to encourage others to campaign for your nominees, so share your thoughts on what makes these nominations true for you! Feel free to search if you're on a computer, or reach out for help remembering if you're on mobile.
[...and it was @Salsy2012 who coined ribboob, beeteedubs. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/comment/75198217#Comment_75198217]
Original post:
So, as you may remember, last week I solicited your suggestions for End-of-Pregnancy Awards categories. After carefully poring over the suggestions, I've put together some of the most-lovetitted categories -- there are A LOT of them. I tallied something like 65 categories, but after thinking about what was a reasonable amount of badges (...that I guess I'll be making if nobody else wants to do it...? Please? Anyone? *crickets*), I've shortened the list to around 40. Which still seems like a lot, but I'm assuming there won't be nominations for all of them.
Following @lrachelle80's seasoned advice, I made some executive decisions to cut out categories that would overtly start arguments, attract Bumpies Who Shall Not Be Named, or potentially get people too butthurt (like Most Full of Sh*t, for example) -- hey, as the volunteer coordinator, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO FART GLITTER ON THIS ONE, GUYZ.
Here's how it'll work: Submit your nominations (of yourself or of other Bumpies) by commenting on this post below. Be convincing, campaign a little! Feel free to link to posts that help you make your case for your nomination. Please do it in this format:
Category -- Bumpie -- Explanation
Category 2 -- Bumpie -- Explanation
Category 3 -- Bumpie -- Explanation
I'll collect the nominees and post them, and instructions for how to vote by the end of the weekend. @ColeRose (who's already won the award for Best Dec13 Mod), if you could make this sticky until then, it would be most appreciated. 
Best Alter Ego (AE)
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL
Biggest Drama Llama
Biggest Post Whore (PW)
Most Quotable
Best Advice
Best GIFs
Best UOs
Best FFFCs
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll
Grammar Police
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail
Most Supportive Bumpie
Best Troll Assassin
Best Dressed (on HDBD)
Best Overall HDBD Pictures
Biggest Threadjacker
Most Sarcastic
Biggest AW
Best Sense of Humor
Most Likely to Cause a
GBCB
Most Memorable GBCB
Cutest Furbaby
Board Champ (for
overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy)
Most Likely to Share TMI
Best Nursery
The “Where’d She Go” MIA
Poster Award
Most Likely to Post a Food
Pic
Most Entertaining
Best Private Investigator
Most Likely to Bring the
Board Together
Most Knowledgeable
Most Missed Bumpie (who
departed our board for whatever reason)
Person Whose Child I Most
Want Mine to Marry
Most Likely to Have
Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie)
Most Likely to Fart
Rainbows & Glitter
Best Family Stories
Best Made-Up Word (and the
Bumpie who coined it!)
Thick Skin Award – for the
recipient of the most harsh or unbelievable preg-related comment
Most Likely to Laugh Like
a 12-Year-Old
The Einstein Award: for
the best pregnancy brain moment
Most Embarrassing Story
Re: DEC13 BUMP AWARDS: Link to Google Poll
My Ovulation Chart
Board champ: Frankie or malamute mommy They have both had a hell of a time.
Cutest furbaby: Messi's mamma MBMO2
Best Alter Ego (AE): Santaclausiscoming
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL: Herc
Most Quotable: @KateMW
Best Advice: @Northport6
Best GIFs: @SailorTink
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie: @Cashingn2
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll: She who must not be named
Most Likely to Be Thrown in Grammar Jail: @2010weddinggal
Most Supportive Bumpie: @mightymousy
Best Troll Assassin: @loolaide
Best Dressed (on HDBD): @mightymousy
Cutest Furbaby: ME!!!
Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy): @malamutemommy or @frankierokx
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award: @TXmama2B
Most Knowledgeable: @cashingn2
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason): @Tealowl
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry: @Northport6
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth (i.e. Biggest Hippie): @Northport6
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter: @Glitterfarts
Best Family Stories: @superspecialsnowflake
Best overall HDBD pictures- sailortink- gotta love her photoshopped mask
Most entertaining- Superspecialsnowflake- our awesome reports that not only entertainer boards but many of the others
Board champ- Frankie- she been through a lot and still sweet and positive
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll: supergirl2013
Most likely to be a man : Herc
Board champ : Frankie
Cutest furbaby : ME!
Snarkiest bumpie : katemw
Most quoteable : cashingn2
BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy.
BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you.
BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13 My rainbow baby!
January PAL Siggy Challenge: Good Advice
BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy.
BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you.
BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13 My rainbow baby!
January PAL Siggy Challenge: Good Advice
Best Alter Ego (AE): @Santaclausiscoming
Best GIFs: @sailortink
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie: @katemw
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll: She who must not be named
Most Supportive Bumpie: @lrachelle80
Best Troll Assassin: @Cashingn2
Best Overall HDBD Pictures: @jenniferbromley
Most Sarcastic: @loolaide
Best Sense of Humor: @Northport6
Board Champ: @frankierokx
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award: @txmamatobe
Most Entertaining: @superspecialsnowflake
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together: @tealowl
Most Missed Bumpie: @vcgolfnyc
Most Likely to Have Dolphin-Assisted Birth: @MsCat19
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter: @glitterfarts
Best Family Stories: @soozerella
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old: @Heaven802002
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL - Hercules
Biggest Post Whore (PW) - @Cashingn2 @imrachellea
Most Quotable - @Heaven802002
Best Advice - @lrachelle80
Best GIFs - @Northport6 @SSS
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie - @KateMW
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll - SG
Most Supportive Bumpie - @Northport6 @lrachelle80
Best Dressed (on HDBD) - My LB @MBMO2 & @MightyMousy
Best Overall HDBD Pictures - @MBMO2
Most Sarcastic - There's too many of you but I'd have to say @Loolaide!
Best Sense of Humor - @Heaven802002
Cutest Furbaby - Another one for my LB @MBMO2's baby Messi! Board Champ (for overcoming mental, physical, emotional challenges during pregnancy) - @Frankierokx!
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award - @Txmamatobe
Best Private Investigator - @Heaven802002
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together - @Northport6
Most Knowledgeable - @Northport6
Person Whose Child I Most Want Mine to Marry - @MBMO2
Best Family Stories - @SSS
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
This board has been great overall and I love you guise
Best Alter Ego (AE) @GlitterFarts @NYMama1
Most Likely to Probably Be a Man IRL Hercules
Biggest Drama Llama ChiAmy
Biggest Post Whore (PW) @SweetSouthernMomma08 (I don't mean this in a bad way!)
Most Quotable @KFED103
Best Advice @Mrbatesisinnocent
Best GIFs @MamaHanna
Snarkiest Dec13 Bumpie @KateMW
Most Likely to Cause An Eyeroll SG
Most Supportive Bumpie @adawn1981 (she's my wonderful LB) and can I nominate all of the GD ladies too?
Best Troll Assassin @Cashingn2
Best Dressed (on HDBD) @gcama85
Best Overall HDBD Pictures @jenniferbromley
Best Sense of Humor @sehart3478
Cutest Furbaby @Soozerella
Board Champ @malamutemommy
Best Nursery @MBM02
The “Where’d She Go” MIA Poster Award @TXMamaToBe
Most Likely to Post a Food Pic @frankierokx
Most Entertaining @superspecialsnowflake
Best Private Investigator @Heaven802002
Most Likely to Bring the Board Together @Northport6
Most Knowledgeable @mavgirl_73
Most Missed Bumpie (who departed our board for whatever reason) @TXMamaToBe
Most Likely to Fart Rainbows & Glitter @MamaGrillo (I mean this in the best way. Your responses are always so nice!)
Best Family Stories @superspecialsnowflake
Most Likely to Laugh Like a 12-Year-Old @cherylnicole
Most Embarrassing Story Def. the airplane bathroom story mentioned aboveBest Made-Up Word (and the Bumpie who coined it!) I second Ribboob. I can't remember who said it!
Can I throw this out there? @EmmaBoBemma for cutest kid awardJust to spiff my nomination too while I'm here...
Driver is our 4 year old Springer Spaniel. We adopted him 8/23/2012 from the county humane society.
Likes: his rope to play rug of war, watching out the window for squirrels and salmon jerky ( oh and I can't forget his newest fav...My panties!... Panty Muncher)
Dislikes: the vacuum, the click n go stroller (but not the car seat?) and the schwans man.
Duchess is our 6 year old Brittany Spaniel we also adopted from the county humane society on 5/18/2013 ( yes I was pregnant and my parents thought we were nuts)
Likes: Playing with Driver, snuggling with DH and shaking hands/ paws.
Dislikes: the front yard (thanks to the invisible fence), thunder storms and the toilet flushing.
Or Eggerkr. I can see like 5 posts started by each.
Or Eggerkr. I can see like 5 posts started by each.
Not going to lie, but now that you have nominated me, I feel I have been a post whore lately. (Cough) (cough) I have been posting since 5:30 am. It's like my phone is stuck to my hand with the bump app open at all times.
@superspecialsnowflake
Ugh... Bread pudding! I want some now but I'm trying to hold off until Wednesday since this is what I'm bringing for the our department potluck at work.
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart
Oh no. I haven't followed her but that makes me sad. I miss her being part of this board and think of her often.
Oh no. I haven't followed her but that makes me sad. I miss her being part of this board and think of her often.
That makes me sad that they treated her poorly I hope she knows Dec13 still misses and thinks of her.
That's horrible!
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart