@Darbie914 correctly points out Champagne is overrated
@CinemaGoddess thinks it is ridiculous that adults are expected to drink at certain social functions. I've been the king of nursing a drink in the past.
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@pobrecita doesn't like socializing with her coworkers outside of work hours
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Random gifs: Pro or con?
Coconut oil makes good lube as long as you're not using condoms, people.
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Aaaaand gifs
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
In your bushes?
At least SOMEONE is penetrating foliage. After that weakass recap of an epic ass-handing on page 13, I'd be surprised you managed to lift a cotton ball, much less make page 13 take it up the figurative ass with an epic recap.
DAMN.
I laffed.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
My fucking birthday is next week. You know you are old when your own father has to ask you how old you will be. I really feel like playing barfly that day when I turn 44. And sex is not projecting that good for my birthday, wife will probably be in "self internal cleansing (pads all up in the bathroom garbage)" mode, so YEA for me!!
I wish it was 1982 again, that way I would not know what I was missing as far as sex goes. Just weed and Nintendo back then.
My fucking birthday is next week. You know you are old when your own father has to ask you how old you will be. I really feel like playing barfly that day when I turn 44. And sex is not projecting that good for my birthday, wife will probably be in "self internal cleansing (pads all up in the bathroom garbage)" mode, so YEA for me!!
I wish it was 1982 again, that way I would not know what I was missing as far as sex goes. Just weed and Nintendo back then.
Original NES came out in 1985 in us
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
My fucking birthday is next week. You know you are old when your own father has to ask you how old you will be. I really feel like playing barfly that day when I turn 44. And sex is not projecting that good for my birthday, wife will probably be in "self internal cleansing (pads all up in the bathroom garbage)" mode, so YEA for me!!
I wish it was 1982 again, that way I would not know what I was missing as far as sex goes. Just weed and Nintendo back then.
mmmm, good times
Remember the Super Mario trick to get unlimted lives?
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
All the boys wanted me on their team when we had Mario tourneys on Super NES. Because I was the best.
Girly girls could suck it. I still own that shit. To this day.
I'm still convinced my little sister owes me a big thank you for helping make sure she was good at Nintendo so all the boys would like her later in life.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
My fucking birthday is next week. You know you are old when your own father has to ask you how old you will be. I really feel like playing barfly that day when I turn 44. And sex is not projecting that good for my birthday, wife will probably be in "self internal cleansing (pads all up in the bathroom garbage)" mode, so YEA for me!!
I wish it was 1982 again, that way I would not know what I was missing as far as sex goes. Just weed and Nintendo back then.
Original NES came out in 1985 in us
82....85, same to me. The entire first half of that decade is just one fuzzy memory of hair mousse, shopping at Merry Go Round or Chess King, and mandatory Friday nights at the mall if it wasn't football season(and smoking weed) . You are right though, I was a junior and senior playing nintendo. prior to that I was at the arcade in the mall or at Aladdin's Castle playing vids. Man, that place was cool!
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Shit, I miss arcades you went to to play the awesomest video games. It's great home systems are so sweet, but it really does ruin some of the magic of the arcade.
That said, I love the fact I can emulate most arcade games I used to play back then and play as if I had infinite quarters.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
I don't owe my brother shit. We fought over Nintendo time. I bought my own Xbox in college so I could play Halo at night.
Many a man was mad I had a doofy BF. none of them informed me of this while I had the BF.
Will never forgive them. So much dick to be had. Damn it.
Rock and roll, Master Chief. Let's go stop the Flood.
From your sad tale I am not shocked you had a lot of quiet, nerdy boys pining after you but far too shy to ever actually say anything.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
My fucking birthday is next week. You know you are old when your own father has to ask you how old you will be. I really feel like playing barfly that day when I turn 44. And sex is not projecting that good for my birthday, wife will probably be in "self internal cleansing (pads all up in the bathroom garbage)" mode, so YEA for me!!
I wish it was 1982 again, that way I would not know what I was missing as far as sex goes. Just weed and Nintendo back then.
Original NES came out in 1985 in us
82....85, same to me. The entire first half of that decade is just one fuzzy memory of hair mousse, shopping at Merry Go Round or Chess King, and mandatory Friday nights at the mall if it wasn't football season(and smoking weed) . You are right though, I was a junior and senior playing nintendo. prior to that I was at the arcade in the mall or at Aladdin's Castle playing vids. Man, that place was cool!
I fucking loved going to the arcade. I kicked ass at Street Fighter 2.
I was a Chun Li button masher.
That's not totally true. She could jump the highest, so you could use that to tactical advantage, especially against dicks who just wanted to play Ryu and spam fireballs.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
Re: UO Recap: It's so long! edition
- Brownies
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@ReeseFox believes employers should be required to provide napping lounges. Someone get OSHA on this!
Still brownies.
@JustAPhase thinks Parks and rec is better than the office.
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@pobrecita thinks Archer is overrated. She's wrong. She's now in the DANGER ZONE
- Hot funny men.
Cuz I'll get you next time... NEXT TIME!
More funny men
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@Darbie914 correctly points out Champagne is overrated
@CinemaGoddess thinks it is ridiculous that adults are expected to drink at certain social functions. I've been the king of nursing a drink in the past.
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@pobrecita doesn't like socializing with her coworkers outside of work hours
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Random gifs: Pro or con?
Coconut oil makes good lube as long as you're not using condoms, people.
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Aaaaand gifs
Seriously, get out of my bushes!!!
I was born in '82.
I wish it was 1982 again, that way I would not know what I was missing as far as sex goes. Just weed and Nintendo back then.
44 year old drunken man having shower sex = Embarassing Urgent Care story with possible proctologist involvement and my Castanza moment.
Think I will go for the handjob/bj slant instead.
I wish it was 1982 again, that way I would not know what I was missing as far as sex goes. Just weed and Nintendo back then.
Original NES came out in 1985 in us
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Remember the Super Mario trick to get unlimted lives?
Or Double Dribble??
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
82....85, same to me. The entire first half of that decade is just one fuzzy memory of hair mousse, shopping at Merry Go Round or Chess King, and mandatory Friday nights at the mall if it wasn't football season(and smoking weed) . You are right though, I was a junior and senior playing nintendo. prior to that I was at the arcade in the mall or at Aladdin's Castle playing vids. Man, that place was cool!
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
That said, I love the fact I can emulate most arcade games I used to play back then and play as if I had infinite quarters.
That's not totally true. She could jump the highest, so you could use that to tactical advantage, especially against dicks who just wanted to play Ryu and spam fireballs.