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-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
UO Recap: It's so long! edition
I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You’re trying to save me, stop holdin’ your breath
And you think I’m crazy, yeah you think I’m crazy
Well read my recap!
Executive Summary: Tattoos, vaginas and cake (thanks, @Sterling13!) More shit too, probably. I dunno.
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You’re trying to save me, stop holdin’ your breath
And you think I’m crazy, yeah you think I’m crazy
Well read my recap!
Executive Summary: Tattoos, vaginas and cake (thanks, @Sterling13!) More shit too, probably. I dunno.
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Re: UO Recap: It's so long! edition
@WasNotWas doesn’t like ombre hair or paisley print
@angelashly thinks TV is an awesome babysitter. I agree, with the caveat that sometimes it’s hard to put the genie back in the bottle.
@NotSharknado is surprised that shoulder pads are back in and doesn’t like them. Correct.
@WasNotWas doesn’t like colored diamonds. She’s wrong, but they are only truly great if they are less expensive than clear ones. People have some feels about this.
@dramamama2be doesn’t like the combo of short shorts, uggs, and a hoodie.
@Sterling13 can’t take Matthew McConaughey serious as an actor. Same boat, he’ll always bet the guy who likes the fact they stay the same age.
@TwlightMV hates the newest Wendy’s ad where they whisper Pretzel Bun. She hates the sound of whispering. It’s because we’re talking about her.
@hiddenmickey likes wearing a bra except when she sleeps.
@missyishere thinks salon eyelash extensions are a bit ridic.
@NotSharknado is bothered that her whole family wears red on Xmas day. She should rebel and wear GREEN!
@robinsokj prefers being naked
@mbenit4 doesn’t like Dr. Seuss books, but was a really good sport playing along when the expected replies came! She does not like them in a train or on a boat or in a plane! I, on the other hand, really like it in a box.
@cocomama1109 doesn’t understand the appeal for women of going commando. She gets drippy and juicy. I was legally required to recap this. There was debate of the pros and cons of underwear vs. commando. I have a *hunch* people in cooler climates are more ok with commando than those in warmer climates.
@HilarityEnsued can’t believe crop tops are back. I kinda like them.
@jessicabcairns spells it pyjamas, which they wear to Christmas
The ever untaggable Little Jerry hates wearing pajamas all day.
@LaurelBee hates parties like 31, scentsy and pampered chef. Very popular.
@sandyapples thinks Ricky Gervais has a smug face. He is very funny but has a bad habit of mugging too much for the camera.
-I still love yoga pants and feel they are fashion’s greatest achievement.
@scoutkate doesn’t like super coordinated Xmas trees. Agreed, especially when you have kids
@LovelyRitaMeterMaid hates a tide commercial I haven’t seen.
@Jack9 hates getting drunk and prefers a buzz. Very popular
@SGC29 loves giant blow up Xmas lawn decorations
@cocomama1109 does not like curtains. This led to the natural progression of curtains matching the rug and hardwood floors.
@SGC29 genuinely likes tacky Xmas sweaters without irony. I think she just loves anythign Christmas. She does think she’d make a wonderful elf.
@Jack9 thinks abbreviating of words in forums is lazy, but he’s ok with some acronyms.
@BlinkMe182 hates Uggs. With any clothes or lack of clothes. I think I could accept them with lack of clothes.
@LovelyRitaMeterMaid doesn’t think the Big Bang Theory is funny. It frustrates me because it could be SO MUCH BETTER. But it goes for the cheap joke more often than genuine cleveness. I still want to write a spec script for a more realistic show I shall tentatively title “Nerds”. But yeah, four PhDs and NONE of them are potheads? Not realistic at all.
@MabelShesABiotch thinks this recap is going to be hilarious. I have a feeling the actual thread >>> recap this week.
I bore @MabelShesABiotch with my lack of ink. Joke will be on her when my pristine body is resurrected and hers is not!
- juicy vs. dry vagina. Again, I think there’s a temperature factor: note that a lot of the pro-commando ladies are the Iowans.
@LovelyRitaMeterMaid hates people who change their manner of speech around different groups of people. I personally think doing so shows a degree of social grace, but can drift into fakey.
@BunkinMama learned the hard way you POST YOUR UO and THEN read the thread!!!
@FTWR wants to be able to tell assholes to quit being twat bags without getting into trouble.
@CinemaGoddess thinks people who don’t like “Scandal” are fools. I haven’t seen it yet.
- Hardwood floors = waxed (or shaved) vaginas, for anyone who didn’t get it.
- discussion of how to manage a buzz. Feels very college to me.
@Hesterlicious thinks Xmas lights should go up as soon as it is dark in the evenings. It’s ok, just go ahead and put your lights up after your Canadian Thanksgiving. In October.
@SGC29 thinks Brian Cranston is kinda hot. He’s super hot.
@mbenit4 is a racist who only likes white lights on her tree
@msdrdg doesn’t think blue is a Xmas color. It’s a Hanukkah color! But also ok for Christmanukkah!
@msdrdg also hates LED Xmas lights
@SGC29 thinks Ben Afflack is a saint. He will always be the proprietor of Fashionable Male who like sex in an uncomfortable place to me.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
- tattoo talk
@mbenit4 is still juicy after two kids
@Helenahhandbasket loves peplum dresses and tops. She got zero love tits for this. They aren’t flattering at all.
- moar tattoo talk.
@Spapeggy doesn’t think Adam Lavine is sexy. He’s pretty much the worst, in all ways.
@SunnyDays26 thinks expensive everyday clothes for little kid are silly.
@Rae1105 would rather have a job bartending than a day job. How old are you? I would have agreed in my late 20s. Now, in my mid 30s, midnight sounds quite late.
@justAPhase can’t stand Katy Perry or her music. She’s wrong. Although the new album isn’t as good as her previous one, and I’m over Roar.
@colliebabe thinks vanity sizing is stupid
- Uggs and Tatts.
@CinemaGoddess thinks crocs are foot heaven. Unpopular
@ILoveNaps enjoys the smell of beer breath
@BunkinMama doesn’t like socks or shoes are would like to be barefoot all the time
@pobrecita would wear crocs if they could make her orgasm on command
@SunnyDays26 thinks elementary school teachers should switch grades every few years.
@LuckyDad thinks turtles are super cute but make terrible pets. Somewhat popular.
@LuckyDad thinks sleeves that are designed to be worn rolled up look stupid.
@MabelShesABiotch would gladly take a pill if she could sleep without dreaming. Unfortunately melatonin has the opposite effect.
- Jack9 didn’t have enough toys growing up
- Jack9 and Luckydad have no beef beyond some very low level snark during Jack’s extremely impatient GBCB.
Page 15:
- discussion of the “perfect” height. Y’all are short; not a one of you is over 6’ (maybe FunTaint?)
- beef curtains and motorboating
@SookieFrackhouse68 accused me of being eerily quiet at 8:30 AM Pacific time. When I was in traffic on my way to work. It’s not a UO that rain is stupid and people who can’t drive in it are stupider.
- I do fully support motorboating though.
I have only seen random episodes in syndication.
- Princess Bride references
- LovelyRitaMeterMaid asked if Checkered Vans are still cool. Seems they are.
@MrsSkull1107 hates shoelaces.
Page 17:
Did @reesefox find and eat the missing dorito?
@CinemaGoddess wondered if we would hit 30 pages today. We did.
- FOOD!
"Man, be creative. Like the stuff you do. Do nice things. Love respectfully. Laugh a fucking lot. Curse when you feel like it. Life is cool." - Jean Grae
Fug.
Should I even bother with the rest? Sure
- Some of y'all do not know how to snack.
Page 19:
- SNACKS!
But upon further review, it's mostly men's dress shirts that look terrible when intended to be worn rolled up.
The Epaulets probably would be no bueno.
- Mas snackos
Page 21:
More food
@mbenit4 doesn't get staged smash cakes. She thinks the kid should be allowed to choose to smash or not. And no rehearsals for it!
More food.
Page 23:
- Smash cake discussion
- Frosting is good
You win this round...
@MabelShesABiotch fails to see how awesome frosting on Brownies is. Yes, this is a food UO, but SHE IS SO WRONG.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.