WTF Wednesday

BlondieBia21 · November 2013

The fuck?

BlondieBia21 · November 2013

Wtf mil, why do you question my every move as a mom? Even when we aren't in town you still find ways to insult me.

wtf FI's aunt that I've never met, you will NOT be watching/holding LO during our ceremony and the whole reception. Oh, that makes me selfish? Ok.

MinnesotaMomma91 · November 2013

Wtf shoulder. I know my rotator cuff is in bad shape and i havent excersised it since bd and i were together, but what the hell! Stop hurting i need to hold my son.

Also wtf landscapers! I had to watch my sisters kids last night and they didnt shut the gate before they left and didnt tell me they didnt shut the gate so i let the dog out into the back yard. Thank god that dog is a pansy and came to the front door instead of running away.

V&G101808 · November 2013

WTF DH and myself... why can't we get things figured out? We talk about making things better but a week later things fall back to the normal "routine". Ughhh... I know things will never be exactly the same since LO is here but this adjustment period really really sucks.

Cosmic+Love · November 2013

WTF self? You couldn't remember to change out the emergency 0-3 month onesie in the diaper bag? Now DS is at daycare showing his baby cleavage because his shirt is too small. I just hope he doesn't flex!

Also, WTF ridiculous blowout this morning? Why didn't you come when we were still at home?

Cosmic+Love · November 2013

Theusualmischief said:

WTF MIL, the sole purpose of instagram is not for me to post pictures of my child, it's ok if I post something else.

DH and MIL are in a "fight" right now because she is so demanding about sending more pictures of LO. Grandmas be trippin - am I right?

Wjoyner08 · November 2013

WTF SIL? You want to move the Thanksgiving time Again?!? You are seriously messing with my DD's schedule! I really don't want to go anyways but you threw a tantrum to your bro and now were stuck. Can you please just Fing make up your mind so I can figure out how to keep Z's schedule as close to normal as possible!!

LiylaRae · November 2013

WTF SO family. We do not want to have three seperate thanksgiving dinners. One would be just fine. Ugh holidays are a PITA with this family. I swear next year I'm just staying home.
And I'll be damned if I'm playing pass the baby at each if these "dinners". I think I'll just baby wear

Ffrey1119 · November 2013

@JNL$SLM why are our mil worried about the whole eating situation!! Our little ones are healthy so they are obliviously eating and eating well! I don't get it, she doesn't ask me how I am eating why care about lo eating habits

nnikki10 · November 2013

Wtf sis?? If you are stressed out with new baby just call me or mom, we can help or just listen, don't bite our heads off.

karabear11 · November 2013

WTF co-worker telling me I need to feed LO cereal in her bottle so she will sleep longer, then making me feel bad by telling me I am starving my child and that's why she wakes up hungry at night. Last I checked she was a baby and it was normal to wake up to eat.

Revez · November 2013

What the eff boobs?! Make up your damn mind! Both of you are floppy and disgusting anyways, friends off!

Also (since it seems to be mil bitchfest day) no, mil, I am not giving LO juice in a sippy cup. I don't care if she won't take a bottle. No mashed potatoes and peas are NOT for 2-3 months old. She isn't starving, she just eats a lot. Urgh! It's a good thing you're an ocean away or I'd bitch slap you into next Wednesday.

Ashesha13 · November 2013

WTF Oreo. You come out with a new limited addition white chocolate fudge dipped Oreo and I try a box and to my surprise even with the chocolate cookie like it and go through the whole box. Only to find out they are not dairy free like your regular and golden Oreos. UUUGGGHHH now LO has been having his painful gas issues and it came about last night right as we were getting into bed of course. My poor baby.

BubblyDevil · November 2013

WTF cats! Stop climbing the fucking Christmas tree!!

kanned0121 · November 2013

KatieS7 said:
WTF H! Our toddler just spent the better part of the night in the ER and you feel like today is a good day to work through lunch?!

I hope your child is ok!!

AACaHa13 · November 2013

WTF stupid ass MRI nurse, why didn't you tell my doctor the policy has changed and you don't sedate babies under 6 months??? We could have avoided the whole process and tried something else instead of wasting my time!! X(

Marvel1013 · November 2013

wtf FIL, how it is okay to teach out toddler to stand on the counter and use scissors?!?!? He sits on a chair not the counter, and he has little kid scissors not the sharp one. Someone need to shake their head

Wtf H.. You have a cellphone, use it. Letting me know you are going for beers after work would be nice, but no... You choose to ignore me,come home late and start an argument

Sam38 · November 2013

WTF new sleep schedule that LO is doing- you use to sleep 6 hours between your night time feedings and not wake up until after 8 for the day- now I'm up every 4 and you're ready to play at the butt crack of dawn and of course this all happens right before I go back to work next week! This better be a growth spurt!

Bunnyfer · November 2013

WTF house....why wont you clean yourself before the inlaws arrive on Monday....and how did you get so messy....oh, and while we at it, can you put up you own decorations....LO in the house is just not allowing time for that

mommabmb · November 2013

WTF supply? Why you no likey a working momma?!? LO is a big boy and I'm going broke supplementing.

kristykay123 · November 2013

wtf. It's just fun to say "wtf."

Lorjo2022 · November 2013

WTF H.. Why do I always feel like I'm in competition with your parents? Seems their needs & wants come before mine all the time.

( I know it's not all about me, but this is a weekly thing.. And it's getting old!

magdalina.h · November 2013

wtf MIL. There is nothing wrong with my son nursing his baby doll. I'm happy and proud that he's learning about breastfeeding. Maybe he won't grow up and be uncomfortable with his wife NIP.

BlondieBia21 · November 2013

Anddddd apparently the crazy mil's of aug13 take the cake again for the wtf thread! <:-P

KQuinonez · November 2013

V&G101808 said:
WTF DH and myself... why can't we get things figured out? We talk about making things better but a week later things fall back to the normal "routine". Ughhh... I know things will never be exactly the same since LO is here but this adjustment period really really sucks.

Yes it does! I go home with every intention of being happy and just enjoying our time together and then things fall apart. I am tired of talking about stuff and it never actually happening.

kristykay123 · November 2013

oooo I do have one! WTF, MIL. No I will not give my daughter buttermilk for her acid reflux. I'm face palming the shit out of you

azzy1206 · November 2013

Wtf mil thanks for putting a headband right on my lo soft spot your stupidity has dented her head all the way around!!!!

kristykay123 · November 2013

suchgreatheights324 said:

kristykay123 said:

oooo I do have one! WTF, MIL. No I will not give my daughter buttermilk for her acid reflux. I'm face palming the shit out of you
Wha?? That's one I've actually never heard.

Yes, she's all "omg we had to give *BIL's name* buttermilk when he was a baby. He was on his last leg and I swear, if it weren't for that buttermilk, we would have lost him. It definitely saved his life." You have a case of the crays, lady.

MommyBolty · November 2013

Can we pack up all of our MILs and send them to a special MIL island until the Holidays are over?

I am going to have to quit breastfeeding, because I am going to have to take up vodka.

WTF MIL- Yes, I will squirt and entire bottle of hand sanitizer in your hands before you can hold LO. I don't care if you are over the flu...you are just recently over it, and probably lying about how much better you are just so you can hold LO. You are lucky you got to hold her at all.

janneann1127 · November 2013

Wtf mom? Every year it's the same. I offer to fly you out for the holidays, but you hem and haw and can't make a decision to save your GD life. And then a week before, you lament that you have nothing to do. WTF! I would have bought you a ticket to come out when it was reasonable!!!! But not right before, you idiot! Why do you this every year??!

MitsB707 · November 2013

kristykay123 said:

suchgreatheights324 said:

kristykay123 said:

oooo I do have one! WTF, MIL. No I will not give my daughter buttermilk for her acid reflux. I'm face palming the shit out of you
Wha?? That's one I've actually never heard.

Yes, she's all "omg we had to give *BIL's name* buttermilk when he was a baby. He was on his last leg and I swear, if it weren't for that buttermilk, we would have lost him. It definitely saved his life." You have a case of the crays, lady.

Could have lost him? Really?? From acid reflux?? Face palm.

MitsB707 · November 2013

Wtf body! Definitely going to have to see the doctor about my mysterious foot pain that's been on and off for almost two months. One day I'm perfectly fine. The next I am limping. Quit being a pita! And same goes for you, too, hip! I thought this ish should have been over months ago!

KatyKatMeowz · November 2013

kristykay123 said:

suchgreatheights324 said:

kristykay123 said:

oooo I do have one! WTF, MIL. No I will not give my daughter buttermilk for her acid reflux. I'm face palming the shit out of you
Wha?? That's one I've actually never heard.

Yes, she's all "omg we had to give *BIL's name* buttermilk when he was a baby. He was on his last leg and I swear, if it weren't for that buttermilk, we would have lost him. It definitely saved his life." You have a case of the crays, lady.

LOL WUT?

Ffrey1119 · November 2013

JNL$LSM said:

Ffrey1119 said:

@JNL$SLM why are our mil worried about the whole eating situation!! Our little ones are healthy so they are obliviously eating and eating well! I don't get it, she doesn't ask me how I am eating why care about lo eating habits

I do not know, H says it because she never was able to ok, WTF so you get to question me, while she was hear he was three weeks old and cluster feeding she was like I think he needs a bottle, no he does not he is growing he is getting bigger and he eats on demand. My kids never did that ok I have never broken my collar bone H has.

LO is big he is healthy and happy why does it matter what he is eating.

I agree she does not ask me about my eating habits better yet she likes to ask how much does he weight, I see he is taking a bottle (one of pics from the sitter), she asume that he is no longer BF and FF, sorry to hurt your feelings MIL he is still breastfed just at the sitter he gets a bottle he will not take a bottle when I am around and he can hold his own bottle so guess what you will never feed him.

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Yes this, my mil never bf so she just doesn't get it. It's strange my lo rejects the bottle like no other but it's okay I like to fed him, and steal him away when he's hungry.

Haha inlaws should be fun over the thanksgiving week

if yours are coming I wish you all the luck

PB102012 · November 2013

WTF 45 minute intruder.... I have had enough of you. Go away.

Ffrey1119 · November 2013

JNL$LSM said:

Ffrey1119 said:

JNL$LSM said:

Ffrey1119 said:

@JNL$SLM why are our mil worried about the whole eating situation!! Our little ones are healthy so they are obliviously eating and eating well! I don't get it, she doesn't ask me how I am eating why care about lo eating habits

I do not know, H says it because she never was able to ok, WTF so you get to question me, while she was hear he was three weeks old and cluster feeding she was like I think he needs a bottle, no he does not he is growing he is getting bigger and he eats on demand. My kids never did that ok I have never broken my collar bone H has.
LO is big he is healthy and happy why does it matter what he is eating.
I agree she does not ask me about my eating habits better yet she likes to ask how much does he weight, I see he is taking a bottle (one of pics from the sitter), she asume that he is no longer BF and FF, sorry to hurt your feelings MIL he is still breastfed just at the sitter he gets a bottle he will not take a bottle when I am around and he can hold his own bottle so guess what you will never feed him.
) )
Yes this, my mil never bf so she just doesn't get it. It's strange my lo rejects the bottle like no other but it's okay I like to fed him, and steal him away when he's hungry.

Haha inlaws should be fun over the thanksgiving week if yours are coming I wish you all the luck

We were suppose and darn we ended up paying for a tutor for ODS, darn the luck!!! (: So it is just H, ODS, YDS, and me for Thanksgiving. My parents are coming down for Christmas and my niece. However, my Mom BF so she totally gets it.

I love BF I spent the majority of the time they were here in my room with my LO. She hated that and she also hated that I co-sleep. Like I told her not your kid you do not have to like it. When you have another kid you can do whatever you want.

You lucky dog you

And yes me and my mom are totally the same way, she gets it my family gets it and the encourage breastfeeding and co-sleeping. And I love how my family stays out of my way of parenting, why does mil have to ask about everything? My family got the memo how come she didn't

Marvel1013 · November 2013

I haven't had any encounters with MIL lately.. She's still BSC but I'm thankful they live 2-3 hours away. FIL on the other hand drives me insane. So here's my WTF FIL. He's here during the week and I could write a list of stuff that's still irritating the hell out of me.

The other day LO was fussy and he started lookin through the cupboards for something. I asked what he was doing and he said he was looking for honey to put on her soother. Um, excuse me? NO. Clearly she's fussy for a reason. Have you checked her diaper? Is she hungry? Of course you didn't explore the options. My baby isn't getting honey. Dumbass. Oh, and te other day we had leftovers.. He looked at me and said "well at least you won't have a lot of dishes to clean up".. WHAT?! Why do you think I have to clean up after you?! Every morning he leaves a spoon on the counter from making a thermos of coffee and a cup of tea (which he has no problem using the last of and not replacing) and he will be the only one not to put his dishes away from the night before. I'm not your fucking maid. Aaaaand vent over.

youtubebeauties · November 2013

WTF glider chair? LO hit her head on the exposed wood corner on the armrest this morning...why the hell isn't the ENTIRE armrest padded? Poor sweetheart...

Ffrey1119 · November 2013

JNL$LSM said:

Ffrey1119 said:

JNL$LSM said:

Ffrey1119 said:

JNL$LSM said:

Ffrey1119 said:

@JNL$SLM why are our mil worried about the whole eating situation!! Our little ones are healthy so they are obliviously eating and eating well! I don't get it, she doesn't ask me how I am eating why care about lo eating habits

I do not know, H says it because she never was able to ok, WTF so you get to question me, while she was hear he was three weeks old and cluster feeding she was like I think he needs a bottle, no he does not he is growing he is getting bigger and he eats on demand. My kids never did that ok I have never broken my collar bone H has.
LO is big he is healthy and happy why does it matter what he is eating.
I agree she does not ask me about my eating habits better yet she likes to ask how much does he weight, I see he is taking a bottle (one of pics from the sitter), she asume that he is no longer BF and FF, sorry to hurt your feelings MIL he is still breastfed just at the sitter he gets a bottle he will not take a bottle when I am around and he can hold his own bottle so guess what you will never feed him.
) )
Yes this, my mil never bf so she just doesn't get it. It's strange my lo rejects the bottle like no other but it's okay I like to fed him, and steal him away when he's hungry.

Haha inlaws should be fun over the thanksgiving week if yours are coming I wish you all the luck

We were suppose and darn we ended up paying for a tutor for ODS, darn the luck!!! (: So it is just H, ODS, YDS, and me for Thanksgiving. My parents are coming down for Christmas and my niece. However, my Mom BF so she totally gets it.
I love BF I spent the majority of the time they were here in my room with my LO. She hated that and she also hated that I co-sleep. Like I told her not your kid you do not have to like it. When you have another kid you can do whatever you want.

You lucky dog you

And yes me and my mom are totally the same way, she gets it my family gets it and the encourage breastfeeding and co-sleeping. And I love how my family stays out of my way of parenting, why does mil have to ask about everything? My family got the memo how come she didn't

I do not know!!!! My Mom is great she BF she co-slept she had the MIL from hell. She is an ex MIL now but even folks have come to me on FB is like WOW your Mom is amazing she never once said anything bad about her MIL she was always nice to her even when she was mean to your Mom. My Mom gets it I do not know why MIL does not get it. FIL's Mom did not like her you would think she would do better. Oh well, I think she does not like me because I do not take bull from anyone. Period this is my kid you do not have to like it but you also do not have a say in it.

I feel like I know you so well since our situations are about the same!

I like you I really like you

lol

And kudos to you for not taking shit from anyone I admire that

Michelle N · November 2013

wtf bumpies, where did Wash go? Did I miss something?

kristykay123 · November 2013

KatyKatMeowz said:

suchgreatheights324 said:

kristykay123 said:

oooo I do have one! WTF, MIL. No I will not give my daughter buttermilk for her acid reflux. I'm face palming the shit out of you
Wha?? That's one I've actually never heard.
Yes, she's all "omg we had to give *BIL's name* buttermilk when he was a baby. He was on his last leg and I swear, if it weren't for that buttermilk, we would have lost him. It definitely saved his life." You have a case of the crays, lady.
LOL WUT?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she's an idiot. Her and FIL keep saying, "Did you ask the dr about buttermilk yet?" wtf, lady. I'm not asking the 5 dr's she's seen about buttermilk and will slap you if you ask me if i've asked one more time. You're lucky your son even survived!

I'm thnking about wrapping up a jug of buttermilk for her as a christmas present. "well since ya love it so much!"

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