April 2014 Moms

Random Thoughts #631

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  • Katy Perry has never put out a good song. I hate her voice and her face.

    This!
    I rant to DH about this all the time!
    She fucking sings about being in HS wtf she's 30. Start singing songs that aren't about house parties and one night stands and crushes. She drives me nuts!!
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  • I've had to break up with Mac and cheese. I was so in love but the last three times I ate it it didn't love me back.
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  • Katy Perry has never put out a good song. I hate her voice and her face.
    This! I rant to DH about this all the time! She fucking sings about being in HS wtf she's 30. Start singing songs that aren't about house parties and one night stands and crushes. She drives me nuts!!
    I just don't understand how she is such a sell out with almost no musical talent but she's dating John Mayer. I feel like if I were him I would be so annoyed by her "pop/ I'm a highschooler" music that I couldn't date her. *Sigh* Maybe I'm just jealous she's dating John Mayer. 
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  • Isn't John Mayer the guy everyone says is a major man whore (sorry, "ladies man")? I'd be afraid of catching something I couldn't throw back with him...
    Probably but he is oh so fine to look at! :P 
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  • MegJ17 said:

    I've had to break up with Mac and cheese. I was so in love but the last three times I ate it it didn't love me back.

    Oh man. I bet that was a tough one. Did it take the news well? Did you give the ol' "It's not me, it's you" line?
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  • KimC85 said:

    I haven't opened the thread about "which pg symptom blind sided you" because it says "blind sighted" and it irritates me to no end.

    Love this! I opened it just to see if anyone corrected the OP. At the time no one had, I was extremely disppointed.

  • It's my first day of work today, and even though packed a lunch, I still went out and got Jimmy Johns.
    What baby wants, baby gets! And that includes my stash of chocolate in my glove box for dessert!

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  • J&NL said:

    Today a random FB friend, that is more like an acquaintance, posted a status saying "It's not that we don't want single moms, it's that we don't want someone that's looking for someone to take care of their kids." 


     Maybe I just have the serious case of the Mondays but that irritated the shit out of me. I left a comment that said "rude" and deleted him. People that are so close minded and self righteous piss me the hell off. It's not like we decided to be single moms. SHIT HAPPENS.

    No, I'm not a single mom but I was for a long time before I met DH. Just because we are single moms doesn't mean we are on the hunt for someone to take care of our kid. 
    Right?! I wouldn't have even considered leaving DD alone with my SO for a long time. Let alone just be on the hunt for a babysitter.
  • Today a random FB friend, that is more like an acquaintance, posted a status saying "It's not that we don't want single moms, it's that we don't want someone that's looking for someone to take care of their kids." 

     Maybe I just have the serious case of the Mondays but that irritated the shit out of me. I left a comment that said "rude" and deleted him. People that are so close minded and self righteous piss me the hell off. It's not like we decided to be single moms. SHIT HAPPENS.

    No, I'm not a single mom but I was for a long time before I met DH. Just because we are single moms doesn't mean we are on the hunt for someone to take care of our kid. 
    Right?! I wouldn't have even considered leaving DD alone with my SO for a long time. Let alone just be on the hunt for a babysitter.
    It just came off as such an asstastic thing to say and he got defensive every time me and other moms made comments about how rude it was, then tried to play it off as if it was a compliment. Uh.. on what planet is a statement that makes a women feel the need to defend herself a compliment? Get your head out of your ass, buddy. 
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  • Katy Perry has never put out a good song. I hate her voice and her face.

    THIS. Did any of you see when she was on SNL about three years ago? Her auto-tuner was off for her California Girls song. She couldn't find the melody line with a road map. She sounded like a drunk sorority chick doing karaoke. If she had been singing her own song for karaoke she'd have been booed off the stage. It physically hurt my ears, how discordant she was, and my mouth was hanging open in shock. Ever since I can't stand her. Of course they got auto-tune back up for her second song, and all the YouTube vids and internet clips had been pulled within days.
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  • I just INHALED my baggy full of grapes. I don't think I've ever consumed anything so quickly in my whole life!
  • I have been in such a cranky mood the past 3 days. Someone slap me out of it, seriously. I'm starting to get on my own nerves. 
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  • I cannot stop burping. After I eat, the burping begins and lasts for HOURS. I am annoying myself. I dread eating just because the burping is so obnoxious. It's not like loud truck driver burps, but it's nonstop. I never had this with DD.
  • Twirple said:



    My dog likes to kick his penis clean then try to kick me. Then he looks really hurt when I push him away. Sorry dude, I don't need your pee kisses, thanks.

    I'm guessing that this is an auto-correct, but I just trying to picture a dog attempting to kick his own penis. LOL!




    Lick! Haha, thanks @Twirple! :))

    =)) =)) =))
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    Fell in Love: January 2003 
    Married: May 2006
    Baby Girl Born: April 2014
    If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, I will answer you: 
    I am here to live out loud!
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    @MegJ17 That would make me so sad.  If anyone opened up the upper cabinet by my desk, they'd find 10 containers of Velveeta Shells and Cheese plus a Kraft Homestyle Mac and Cheese (all microwave singel serving varieties).  I may have a problem and need a 12 step program...
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  • Think my DD loves ham and cheese hot pockets.  Within 5 mins of eating one she is doing flips in there. Feels good to feel her moving around, needed this after the RLP scare early today. Never felt it before and it scared the life out of me. 


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  • @jennypenny1014 we are still not over each other. I go home and open the cupboard and we stare longingly at each other until I have to slam the door because I'm still tore up.
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  • I want Mac n cheese SO BAD NOW. Thanks ladies. I don't think we have any either....

    I'm sorry. You can save me from my heartbreak and clean out my cupboard for me!
    Mom to 10 year old DS and 7 year old DD. Twin girls coming soon!
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  • Totally random, but I had changed DS's diaper last night and as I was putting his pj's on I noticed he had some poop on his leg.  I wiped it off, but it made me think that poop on a toddler is like a zombie outbreak.  you think you can control the one outbreak but it starts spreading like wildfire and you can't contain it.  While I'm trying to wipe the one area he's flailing around like he senses opportunity and it starts getting EVERYWHERE


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  • I just finished making cheesy Spanish rice, and it's going to be a challenge to wait for dh to get home to eat it.

    Also, I miss having girl friends to talk to. I ran into some other moms I know at the park. I'm not close to them, but the three of them are inseparable. Made me sad that I don't have that kind of friendship anymore
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  • I am feeling such big thumps today! Even while sitting (as opposed to laying) and moving around, which is unusual for me. Hi baby! I love you too :x
  • J&NL said:

    I have been in such a cranky mood the past 3 days. Someone slap me out of it, seriously. I'm starting to get on my own nerves. 

    This!!
  • this is how our morning/afternoon went:

    library to read and do a craft project
    walk to the local pizza place and get slices for an impromptu lunch
    walk to the local candy store to get a treat
    walk around town, wave at the cars
    stop by the train station to watch the 1pm train roll through town.  wave at the conductor
    walk back to the car to head home and ride bikes / clean the garage

    sure, my kid ate pizza and candy for lunch (ETA:  and skipped his nap!), but we had a GREAT afternoon together!  no regrets!  carpe diem!
    That sounds so fun! Who cares if y'all ate pizza and candy? Seriously. 
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