Random Thoughts #631

JessieAlbin · November 2013

With a random number!

I just caught myself judging a woman for buying a piece of cake before lunch... I am so ashamed. Don't take away my A14 card!

kseccomb17 · November 2013

Yikes!

J&NL · November 2013

There is nothing worse than waking up to a whiny toddler. For christ's sake kid, go back to sleep.

mrscrcalli · November 2013

I wish I was that lady buying the cake.. Mmmmm =P~

cgoldian · November 2013

It drives me insane when I see people write "prolly" instead of "probably" and I automatically dismiss anything they have to say after I see it.

mrscrcalli · November 2013

KendraColeslaw said:
Katy Perry has never put out a good song. I hate her voice and her face.

This!
I rant to DH about this all the time!
She fucking sings about being in HS wtf she's 30. Start singing songs that aren't about house parties and one night stands and crushes. She drives me nuts!!

pineconey · November 2013

JessieAlbin said:
With a random number!

I just caught myself judging a woman for buying a piece of cake before lunch... I am so ashamed. Don't take away my A14 card!

Did you ask her when she's due?

MegJ17 · November 2013

I've had to break up with Mac and cheese. I was so in love but the last three times I ate it it didn't love me back.

ksulli · November 2013

Fun fact off the radio today: first thing people notice/judge when meeting a new person is their smile. Second is their grammar/how they speak. Made me think of A14.

J&NL · November 2013

cgoldian said:

It drives me insane when I see people write "prolly" instead of "probably" and I automatically dismiss anything they have to say after I see it.

I'm the same way when people type/ spell ,for lack of better words IMO, lazy anyways. Especially when they automatically get super defensive and all "you dun know my lyfe!"

J&NL · November 2013

mrscrcalli said:

Katy Perry has never put out a good song. I hate her voice and her face.
This! I rant to DH about this all the time! She fucking sings about being in HS wtf she's 30. Start singing songs that aren't about house parties and one night stands and crushes. She drives me nuts!!

I just don't understand how she is such a sell out with almost no musical talent but she's dating John Mayer. I feel like if I were him I would be so annoyed by her "pop/ I'm a highschooler" music that I couldn't date her. *Sigh* Maybe I'm just jealous she's dating John Mayer.

J&NL · November 2013

KendraColeslaw said:

Isn't John Mayer the guy everyone says is a major man whore (sorry, "ladies man")? I'd be afraid of catching something I couldn't throw back with him...

Probably but he is oh so fine to look at! :P

jennypenny1014 · November 2013

MegJ17 said:
I've had to break up with Mac and cheese. I was so in love but the last three times I ate it it didn't love me back.

Oh man. I bet that was a tough one. Did it take the news well? Did you give the ol' "It's not me, it's you" line?

JWest07 · November 2013

KimC85 said:
I haven't opened the thread about "which pg symptom blind sided you" because it says "blind sighted" and it irritates me to no end.

Love this! I opened it just to see if anyone corrected the OP. At the time no one had, I was extremely disppointed.

kwolslager · November 2013

It's my first day of work today, and even though packed a lunch, I still went out and got Jimmy Johns.
What baby wants, baby gets! And that includes my stash of chocolate in my glove box for dessert!

J&NL · November 2013

Today a random FB friend, that is more like an acquaintance, posted a status saying "It's not that we don't want single moms, it's that we don't want someone that's looking for someone to take care of their kids."

Maybe I just have the serious case of the Mondays but that irritated the shit out of me. I left a comment that said "rude" and deleted him. People that are so close minded and self righteous piss me the hell off. It's not like we decided to be single moms. SHIT HAPPENS.

No, I'm not a single mom but I was for a long time before I met DH. Just because we are single moms doesn't mean we are on the hunt for someone to take care of our kid.

Sisimama10 · November 2013

J&NL said:
Today a random FB friend, that is more like an acquaintance, posted a status saying "It's not that we don't want single moms, it's that we don't want someone that's looking for someone to take care of their kids."

Maybe I just have the serious case of the Mondays but that irritated the shit out of me. I left a comment that said "rude" and deleted him. People that are so close minded and self righteous piss me the hell off. It's not like we decided to be single moms. SHIT HAPPENS.

No, I'm not a single mom but I was for a long time before I met DH. Just because we are single moms doesn't mean we are on the hunt for someone to take care of our kid.

Right?! I wouldn't have even considered leaving DD alone with my SO for a long time. Let alone just be on the hunt for a babysitter.

J&NL · November 2013

Sisimama10 said:

Today a random FB friend, that is more like an acquaintance, posted a status saying "It's not that we don't want single moms, it's that we don't want someone that's looking for someone to take care of their kids."

Maybe I just have the serious case of the Mondays but that irritated the shit out of me. I left a comment that said "rude" and deleted him. People that are so close minded and self righteous piss me the hell off. It's not like we decided to be single moms. SHIT HAPPENS.

No, I'm not a single mom but I was for a long time before I met DH. Just because we are single moms doesn't mean we are on the hunt for someone to take care of our kid.
Right?! I wouldn't have even considered leaving DD alone with my SO for a long time. Let alone just be on the hunt for a babysitter.

It just came off as such an asstastic thing to say and he got defensive every time me and other moms made comments about how rude it was, then tried to play it off as if it was a compliment. Uh.. on what planet is a statement that makes a women feel the need to defend herself a compliment? Get your head out of your ass, buddy.

Asljoc · November 2013

KimC85 said:

I haven't opened the thread about "which pg symptom blind sided you" because it says "blind sighted" and it irritates me to no end.

Blind Sighted. The newest oxymoron in the English language. No wonder this is a hard language to learn.

pbandjmom · November 2013

I dont understand these "numbers" on Facebook and people telling me random "fun facts" about them. I don't really care. And I see enough "fun facts" about you on a daily basis with all of the crap posted on Facebook anyway.

And a guy at the stoplight today yelled at me for checking my phone email while stopped. What a douche. It's not against the law to read an email when you're stopped at a light.

BiggerinRealLife · November 2013

JWest07 said:

KimC85 said:
I haven't opened the thread about "which pg symptom blind sided you" because it says "blind sighted" and it irritates me to no end.
Love this! I opened it just to see if anyone corrected the OP. At the time no one had, I was extremely disppointed.

All of this!!! When I first read it, I was like, "holy crap have I been saying it wrong all these years?!? But wait, that movie was called the Blindside...." And that no one said anything just made me feel more nuts. Yay to phrase snobs!

BiggerinRealLife · November 2013

KendraColeslaw said:
Katy Perry has never put out a good song. I hate her voice and her face.

THIS. Did any of you see when she was on SNL about three years ago? Her auto-tuner was off for her California Girls song. She couldn't find the melody line with a road map. She sounded like a drunk sorority chick doing karaoke. If she had been singing her own song for karaoke she'd have been booed off the stage. It physically hurt my ears, how discordant she was, and my mouth was hanging open in shock. Ever since I can't stand her. Of course they got auto-tune back up for her second song, and all the YouTube vids and internet clips had been pulled within days.

Eija3014 · November 2013

I just INHALED my baggy full of grapes. I don't think I've ever consumed anything so quickly in my whole life!

BiggerinRealLife · November 2013

My dog likes to kick his penis clean then try to kick me. Then he looks really hurt when I push him away. Sorry dude, I don't need your pee kisses, thanks.

Eta: lick! Lick, not kick! Thanks @twirple!

Twirple · November 2013

BiggerinRealLife said:

My dog likes to kick his penis clean then try to kick me. Then he looks really hurt when I push him away. Sorry dude, I don't need your pee kisses, thanks.

I'm guessing that this is an auto-correct, but I just trying to picture a dog attempting to kick his own penis. LOL!

J&NL · November 2013

I have been in such a cranky mood the past 3 days. Someone slap me out of it, seriously. I'm starting to get on my own nerves.

J&NL · November 2013

KendraColeslaw said:

I open my registry with what I think is strong motivation in mind, then look at aaaalllll the different rockers, bouncers & swings available and exit the page, terrified and clueless. The baby market is way more complicated than the women's market.

Just remember, most of the cheap stuff works just as well as the more expensive things and finding multipurpose/ functional things are best. For example; the swing/ bouncer combo. Saves space and has two different functions!

Sisimama10 · November 2013

I cannot stop burping. After I eat, the burping begins and lasts for HOURS. I am annoying myself. I dread eating just because the burping is so obnoxious. It's not like loud truck driver burps, but it's nonstop. I never had this with DD.

BiggerinRealLife · November 2013

Twirple said:

BiggerinRealLife said:

My dog likes to kick his penis clean then try to kick me. Then he looks really hurt when I push him away. Sorry dude, I don't need your pee kisses, thanks.

I'm guessing that this is an auto-correct, but I just trying to picture a dog attempting to kick his own penis. LOL!

Lick! Haha, thanks @Twirple!

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pineconey · November 2013

I need a 12 hour nap.

eireyes · November 2013

@MegJ17 That would make me so sad. If anyone opened up the upper cabinet by my desk, they'd find 10 containers of Velveeta Shells and Cheese plus a Kraft Homestyle Mac and Cheese (all microwave singel serving varieties). I may have a problem and need a 12 step program...

BiggerinRealLife · November 2013

Sisimama10 said:
I cannot stop burping. After I eat, the burping begins and lasts for HOURS. I am annoying myself. I dread eating just because the burping is so obnoxious. It's not like loud truck driver burps, but it's nonstop. I never had this with DD.

I've had this the last few nights, but only after dinner. It's like it drank a ton of soda and DH was giving me weird looks when I tried to blame it on the baby. It sucked, too, because it was after I ate sushi and then Indian. Does NOT taste better the second time around!

MamaFantastic · November 2013

this is how our morning/afternoon went:

library to read and do a craft project

walk to the local pizza place and get slices for an impromptu lunch

walk to the local candy store to get a treat

walk around town, wave at the cars

stop by the train station to watch the 1pm train roll through town. wave at the conductor

walk back to the car to head home and ride bikes / clean the garage

sure, my kid ate pizza and candy for lunch (ETA: and skipped his nap!), but we had a GREAT afternoon together! no regrets! carpe diem!

natpirt · November 2013

Think my DD loves ham and cheese hot pockets. Within 5 mins of eating one she is doing flips in there. Feels good to feel her moving around, needed this after the RLP scare early today. Never felt it before and it scared the life out of me.

MegJ17 · November 2013

@jennypenny1014 we are still not over each other. I go home and open the cupboard and we stare longingly at each other until I have to slam the door because I'm still tore up.

MegJ17 · November 2013

ColleenSwerb said:
I want Mac n cheese SO BAD NOW. Thanks ladies. I don't think we have any either....

I'm sorry. You can save me from my heartbreak and clean out my cupboard for me!

kali55 · November 2013

Totally random, but I had changed DS's diaper last night and as I was putting his pj's on I noticed he had some poop on his leg. I wiped it off, but it made me think that poop on a toddler is like a zombie outbreak. you think you can control the one outbreak but it starts spreading like wildfire and you can't contain it. While I'm trying to wipe the one area he's flailing around like he senses opportunity and it starts getting EVERYWHERE

AmberLiz99 · November 2013

I just finished making cheesy Spanish rice, and it's going to be a challenge to wait for dh to get home to eat it.

Also, I miss having girl friends to talk to. I ran into some other moms I know at the park. I'm not close to them, but the three of them are inseparable. Made me sad that I don't have that kind of friendship anymore

Eija3014 · November 2013

I am feeling such big thumps today! Even while sitting (as opposed to laying) and moving around, which is unusual for me. Hi baby! I love you too :x

JessieAlbin · November 2013

J&NL said:
I have been in such a cranky mood the past 3 days. Someone slap me out of it, seriously. I'm starting to get on my own nerves.

This!!

J&NL · November 2013

MamaFantastic said:

this is how our morning/afternoon went:

library to read and do a craft project
walk to the local pizza place and get slices for an impromptu lunch
walk to the local candy store to get a treat
walk around town, wave at the cars
stop by the train station to watch the 1pm train roll through town. wave at the conductor
walk back to the car to head home and ride bikes / clean the garage

sure, my kid ate pizza and candy for lunch (ETA: and skipped his nap!), but we had a GREAT afternoon together! no regrets! carpe diem!

That sounds so fun! Who cares if y'all ate pizza and candy? Seriously.

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