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  • AlexandrapAlexandrap member
    jgslr said:

    I've triple kissed before and they were both girls. And it wasn't one of those trying to get the boys' attention, it was just us drinking and being a little naughty. It was a looooong time ago.

    Oh. And I totes love sex toys, I think every woman needs to know how to O on her own and I enjoy using them with dh when we dtd ;-) I want a new vibrator but I felt so weird going to a sex shop pregnant..lol so I need to look into going soon now that I delivered.

    I have never been to a sex shop in my life....I feel like that kinda makes me a prude. Not that id never go in one, just that I haven't had the chance. I've also never owned a sex you or seen one in real life. God I am nowhere near as adventurous as I thought!
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  • SuperTreesaSuperTreesa member
    jgslr said:
    @jgslr I was underwhelmed by the pregnant O, so toy shopping would be much more exciting for me now anyway!
    Yes! This happened to me too. I kept joking that lo stole it.

    Don't buy your toys at sex shops. The price is so inflated. Amazon is AWEOME for sex toy prices and reviews.
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  • BrittanyCupcakesBrittanyCupcakes member
    I've never been impressed with sex toys. I threw all mine out ages ago, they did nothing for me. Well, they were fun with a partner, but DH never showed any interest and I never brought it up, so out they went. I took a psychology of sexuality class my first year in college, gave a presentation on sex toys, and did a lot of "research". 
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  • Gatorsgirl731Gatorsgirl731 member
    jgslr said:

    I've triple kissed before and they were both girls. And it wasn't one of those trying to get the boys' attention, it was just us drinking and being a little naughty. It was a looooong time ago.

    Oh. And I totes love sex toys, I think every woman needs to know how to O on her own and I enjoy using them with dh when we dtd ;-) I want a new vibrator but I felt so weird going to a sex shop pregnant..lol so I need to look into going soon now that I delivered.

    I triple kissed too! I just thought this was something my girlfriend made up. Lol

    And I bought my first vibrator pregnant with DS. It was a little weird but I went with triple kiss girl so I had someone to hold my hand.



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  • knottied2a666e3e38a2a87knottied2a666e3e38a2a87 member
    edited November 2013

    I met DH while I was living with someone else.  We met on the dance floor and I don't remember most of it, except that we spent the night together and lived happily ever after!

     

    ETA: @pmarie33 tripping at theme parks was the best!

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  • pmarie33pmarie33 member
    bkeane619 said:

    Ooh wait I got one pot related and confession. I met my DH online and had been talking to him for a couple of months. He sold weed and I invited him to my house to smoke and buy off him. Gah!!!! How nuts was I? My saving grace was that I had an Akita who would have killed him if he did anything to me. I was like 26 I think. Stupid.

    Hmmm. Are you the infamous wife of @fluffyhead ?
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  • Mmhodges07Mmhodges07 member
    pmarie33 said:

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    A year and a half ago, the couple that my husband bought from moved back to California. We were sad pandas. Two weeks ago, the wife was visiting and surprisingly they are moving back. They get their stuff from the "hannibus store". I love them.

    In my teenage years and early 20s, I experimented with many drugs. My favorite drug memories were from an acid trip called Jesus Christ and a theme park while on shrooms. I did cocaine once and didn't care for it.

    That's enough about me for now.

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  • bkeane619bkeane619 member
    pmarie33 said:

    bkeane619 said:

    Ooh wait I got one pot related and confession. I met my DH online and had been talking to him for a couple of months. He sold weed and I invited him to my house to smoke and buy off him. Gah!!!! How nuts was I? My saving grace was that I had an Akita who would have killed him if he did anything to me. I was like 26 I think. Stupid.

    Hmmm. Are you the infamous wife of @fluffyhead ?
    Lol deft not. I live in NY.
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  • StefMurphStefMurph member
    My number is way higher than DH's. I had a slutty few years. Not sure how many--lost track after I ran out of fingers and toes.

    I've slept with 3 married men. One was actually separated and going through a divorce. One was just living a single life, living on his own, but not seeking a divorce. The other one said he was working on a divorce, but I got more to the story eventually. I met his wife and told him I was 18, he was 28 and he should go back to her. 17 years later and I'm FB friends with her and they're still together.

    My senior year of high school (3 weeks before graduation) I had sex with 5 guys in one night. In the same room. Back to back. Apparently they had a good time. It's probably one of my biggest regrets.

    I've smoked pot 4 times ever. To hear my husband tell it, I was a dealer. He's never smoked pot or been around it. I'd love to do it on a regular basis, but it's a deal breaker for him. Not sure why he's so against it. He doesn't hate people who do it, just doesn't want me to.
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  • muffyvonmuffmuffyvonmuff member
    edited November 2013
    kirbabe said:
    jgslr said:
    @jgslr I was underwhelmed by the pregnant O, so toy shopping would be much more exciting for me now anyway!
    Yes! This happened to me too. I kept joking that lo stole it.

    Don't buy your toys at sex shops. The price is so inflated. Amazon is AWEOME for sex toy prices and reviews.
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    Look into getting a Lelo, its a rechargeable vibrator.  No more batteries FTW!

    Ive had a 3some and I'm still best friends with the girl, it only comes up comically in conversation because shes now in a divorce process with her X who it was with.  We were drinking straight Grey Goose at her Halloween party, I was dressed as Goldie Locks.  On a side note every time I have ever worn this costume it ended it something slutty.  
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  • MrsShankly1012MrsShankly1012 member
    pmarie33 said:

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    A year and a half ago, the couple that my husband bought from moved back to California. We were sad pandas. Two weeks ago, the wife was visiting and surprisingly they are moving back. They get their stuff from the "hannibus store". I love them.

    In my teenage years and early 20s, I experimented with many drugs. My favorite drug memories were from an acid trip called Jesus Christ and a theme park while on shrooms. I did cocaine once and didn't care for it.

    That's enough about me for now.

    When I was 16 years old I got my haircut while tripping on acid. I wouldn't recommend this. It hurt like a mother & she gave me the T-boz which didn't exactly mesh with my goth look. I did a lot of drugs in my teens but never touched cocaine, partially because I knew some addicts but also because of that Sweet Valley High book where the chick OD'ed.
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  • Mae208Mae208 member
    edited November 2013
    Well...
    I just had some bangin sex like 15 minutes ago. So there!
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  • babygiantquestbabygiantquest member
    I smoked pot regularly for eight years before finding out I was pregnant.  The heaviest smoking I did was during my sophomore and junior years of college (which were also the years I pulled a 4.0 GPA, so take that, DARE program).  If I weren't breastfeeding and drug testing for a new job wasn't an issue, I'd smoke again in a heartbeat.

    I've had several threesomes, and honestly found them kind of boring, though lesbians do make better lovers.  If I didn't love my husband so much, I'd probably be with a woman.  (I do joke and tell him this is the best gay relationship I've ever been in; he's the definition of male lesbian.)
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  • MrsAxillaMrsAxilla member
    pmarie33 said:
    image A year and a half ago, the couple that my husband bought from moved back to California. We were sad pandas. Two weeks ago, the wife was visiting and surprisingly they are moving back. They get their stuff from the "hannibus store". I love them. In my teenage years and early 20s, I experimented with many drugs. My favorite drug memories were from an acid trip called Jesus Christ and a theme park while on shrooms. I did cocaine once and didn't care for it. That's enough about me for now.

    you know my husband is STILL talking about the Jesus Christ acid more than a decade later. Sadly that was before I met him so I didn't get any. Apparently it was EPIC.
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  • Mae208Mae208 member
    babygiantquest said:

    I smoked pot regularly for eight years before finding out I was pregnant.  The heaviest smoking I did was during my sophomore and junior years of college (which were also the years I pulled a 4.0 GPA, so take that, DARE program).  If I weren't breastfeeding and drug testing for a new job wasn't an issue, I'd smoke again in a heartbeat.


    I've had several threesomes, and honestly found them kind of boring, though lesbians do make better lovers.  If I didn't love my husband so much, I'd probably be with a woman.  (I do joke and tell him this is the best gay relationship I've ever been in; he's the definition of male lesbian.)
    Wtf is a male lesbian? I think you basically just confessed to being wife of @fluffyhead
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  • babygiantquestbabygiantquest member
    @Mae208 and @StefMurph

    "Male lesbian" is an Eddie Izzard reference.  My husband's done some drag.  And holy shit, for the last time, I have nothing to do with @Fluffyhead.
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  • nbcarlsonnbcarlson member
    This thread has a lot going on haha! We are quite the rambunctious board!

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  • pmarie33pmarie33 member
    MrsAxilla said:


    pmarie33 said:

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    A year and a half ago, the couple that my husband bought from moved back to California. We were sad pandas. Two weeks ago, the wife was visiting and surprisingly they are moving back. They get their stuff from the "hannibus store". I love them.

    In my teenage years and early 20s, I experimented with many drugs. My favorite drug memories were from an acid trip called Jesus Christ and a theme park while on shrooms. I did cocaine once and didn't care for it.

    That's enough about me for now.


    you know my husband is STILL talking about the Jesus Christ acid more than a decade later. Sadly that was before I met him so I didn't get any. Apparently it was EPIC.

    I had it TWO decades ago. Yeah, I'm old and wrinkly.
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  • PalereadheadPalereadhead member
    Definitely enjoying the users' posts, but not so much the slutsters': dirty dirty! I don't know my number.... Not because it's high. But because I never made a conscious effort to keep count... I'm way too paranoid to divulge any secrets on here, but I'm loving this post! Thanks ladies
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  • chrisnbritt6212chrisnbritt6212 member
    I literally read every post in this thread! You all are way more exciting than me :(

    When I was in high school my friend and I would have lingerie parties at her house when her parents were gone for the weekend and our guy friends would come over and the girls would dance around the house half naked... I only slept with one of these guys after he became my bf. He and DH are my only 2 lol and DH was supposed to be a one night stand after I broke up with 1st bf, you know, to up my hoe status. But 4 years later we got married :)

    I used to smoke weed all day, every day before my bfp, but DH doesn't smoke. My brothers friend is a grower for the medical clubs and i used to trim for him and get it for free. And in high school I used to drive my friend to the valley to get it and we would smoke a blunt just the 2 off us, one on the way there and one on the way back. But more recently I just smoke a little every couple hours instead of getting super high all.the.time.

    I didn't miss it while I was pregnant but now I do a little :(

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  • Chrisanna0508Chrisanna0508 member
    MH and I had sex behind the wheel of his car. while he was driving. on the highway
    Oh DH and I used to be pros at this :)

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  • ksimo6ksimo6 member
    The summer before I met DH, I declared it my summer of "yes". I says yes to any request that sounded like fun. I ended up very drunk (a lot), took many fabulous trips, broke a toe twice, and upped my "number" by a significant amount (6? I can't even remember...safe of course). It was the most fun I've had in four months ever.
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    • BFP #2 - 2/12/2013 - EDD 10/17/2013 - DD Born 10/10/2013
    • BFP #3 - 1/29/2014 - Ectopic pregnancy discovered 1/31/2014
    • BFP #4 - 9/28/2014 - EDD 6/4/2015 - DS Born 5/31/2015


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