GTKY: Dirty secrets edition

ajjf1026 · November 2013

I'm surprised to see so many people "loving" the weed posts. Some of whom I would never think. I don't have any juicy secrets. I've never done drugs and certainly won't start now, I'm not a big drinker, & my number is only 4. I do enjoy reading all of these tho! Lol

kirbabe · November 2013

I am allergic to weed. No shit. I break out in hives or get a really bad rash. Sad panda!

Inn2 · November 2013

I enjoy sex toys and while I see nothing wrong with them, as a rule I don't go talking about it. Tame compared to some of yours, but I'm not ready to share all my darkest ones!

bkeane619 · November 2013

afolske106 said:
I'm surprised to see so many people "loving" the weed posts. Some of whom I would never think. I don't have any juicy secrets. I've never done drugs and certainly won't start now, I'm not a big drinker, & my number is only 4. I do enjoy reading all of these tho! Lol

Lol Then you would be surprised how many people and who smokes.

RedZee · November 2013

Compared to all this, i feel like my secret should be that DH and i know each other's numbers and lies of details about what happened with exes. We knew each other for a long time and we were each other's late night booty call so it was just nbd. I would hate it i didn't know that info.

A juicier one : i went to the beach with friends in college. We met these guys in our hotel and went out for drinks and then skinny dipping in the ocean (the beach was closed ) and just didn't move in the water when patrol came by. Then we went back to their hotel room that night. I miss college.

Ycu2013 · November 2013

huntjul said:
This is kind of like a FFFC, but I'll play. When I was still single, I slept with a married man. He was in an open marriage. Apparently he and his wife had an agreement that if one of them wanted to sleep with someone else, they asked, and their spouse gave them permission. So apparently his wife approved me. :-/ However, being a skeptic at heart, I told him I wanted to hear it directly from her. So he called her, handed the phone to me, and she told me it was okay. Weirdest conversation I've ever had.

I died reading this!!! I gotta ask, how was sex with him? I can't imagine getting it on after talking to his wife! Lol

Alexandrap · November 2013

missgpsu said:
My ex and I had a thing for sex in public and it really gave me a high on the thought of getting caught. DH refuses and I have to say I miss it (not the sex with the ex, just the public thing).

DH and have had sex in public too.... A lot of it if you count sex in cars.

ajjf1026 · November 2013

bkeane619 said:

afolske106 said:
I'm surprised to see so many people "loving" the weed posts. Some of whom I would never think. I don't have any juicy secrets. I've never done drugs and certainly won't start now, I'm not a big drinker, & my number is only 4. I do enjoy reading all of these tho! Lol
Lol Then you would be surprised how many people and who smokes.

Oh I'm sure I would! Lol

carawasa · November 2013

afolske106 said:

bkeane619 said:

afolske106 said:
I'm surprised to see so many people "loving" the weed posts. Some of whom I would never think. I don't have any juicy secrets. I've never done drugs and certainly won't start now, I'm not a big drinker, & my number is only 4. I do enjoy reading all of these tho! Lol
Lol Then you would be surprised how many people and who smokes.
Oh I'm sure I would! Lol

When I started working at a bank my manager and I became best friends. We would have our "good stuff" Wednesdays (that turned into good stuff Wednesdays-Sunday) when her husband was in Kuwait. I miss those days ha ha ha

Ycu2013 · November 2013

I'm boring, but I am enjoying this juicy stuff!

DH and I have only slept with each other, but I too, wonder what sex with others is like. We've been together since we were 17. Boooorrrrring!!!

bkeane619 · November 2013

Ooh wait I got one pot related and confession. I met my DH online and had been talking to him for a couple of months. He sold weed and I invited him to my house to smoke and buy off him. Gah!!!! How nuts was I? My saving grace was that I had an Akita who would have killed him if he did anything to me. I was like 26 I think. Stupid.

tashad18 · November 2013

lereade said:

Ok ladies, LO is sleeping, I'm bored and avoiding cleaning my house in preparation for my in-laws arriving this week. Let's hear those dirty little secrets!

I have a few.
I ate an entire gallon of cookies n cream ice cream Wednesday, I regret nothing!
I go back to work next Monday and am really don't want to thanks to all of the new legislation and performance pay shit that I have to deal with. I'm seriously considering going back to school to get an associates in physical therapy assistance just to get away from the bullshit that is teaching. I hate to admit it (and never will to her face), but my grandmother was right in that I should have gone into the medical field instead of education. Think I may have died a little writing that...
DH and I both still sleep with a stuffed animal...
And I really want one of these bras that can secretly hold an entire bottle of wine!

Someone posted this bra on facebook and my question was "as I drink my wine will my cleavage become noticeably smaller?" lol

acethebase · November 2013

carawasa said:

afolske106 said:

bkeane619 said:

afolske106 said:
I'm surprised to see so many people "loving" the weed posts. Some of whom I would never think. I don't have any juicy secrets. I've never done drugs and certainly won't start now, I'm not a big drinker, & my number is only 4. I do enjoy reading all of these tho! Lol
Lol Then you would be surprised how many people and who smokes.
Oh I'm sure I would! Lol
When I started working at a bank my manager and I became best friends. We would have our "good stuff" Wednesdays (that turned into good stuff Wednesdays-Sunday) when her husband was in Kuwait. I miss those days ha ha ha

I have two funny high moments from high school. The first is when me and my BF decided to do a gas mask before going to the movies....... We went to see The Corpse Bride and I stood up and yelled " WHY DO THEY KEEP SINGING??!!!!!!" Lol a whole bunch of people were yelling at me to sit down and shut up. The second was when we where at our dealer/friends house and after getting high I went into his fridge with a huge case of the munchies and started eating this cake I found in there. Once he realized what I was doing he was yelling at me that that was his sisters birthday cake for the following day- WHOOPS, who leaves a cake in their fridge like that?! Geesh the nerve of some people LMFAO! [-X

Drea2892 · November 2013

I was df's other woman for a month or so. But she lived in Mississippi so they never saw anyone. Also I was actually sleeping with his friend before me and him started sleeping together. I felt like such a whore. Also my number is the same as my moms lol

bkeane619 · November 2013

Drea2892 said:
I was df's other woman for a month or so. But she lived in Mississippi so they never saw anyone. Also I was actually sleeping with his friend before me and him started sleeping together. I felt like such a whore. Also my number is the same as my moms lol

You know your moms????

tashad18 · November 2013

When DH and I first met we knew we liked each other but had bot gotten out of bad relationships recently and we were long distance so we wanted nothing official--just wanted to enjoy talking, texting, skyping without the strings. We had an agreement that we could see other people and made our own rules about it. I told him I wanted to know if/when he did something and he told me that he didn't want to know anything about what I was doing.

I went on a few dinner/movie dates but never did anything physical and never told him. He slept with an ex and told me about it, and I lost my shit and made him feel really guilty about it. LOL That is when I realized how much I cared even though I didn't want to. That is also how he realized how much he cared because he said he had never felt so bad about making someone upset. Shortly after we made it official.

Ycu2013 · November 2013

Drea2892 said:
I was df's other woman for a month or so. But she lived in Mississippi so they never saw anyone. Also I was actually sleeping with his friend before me and him started sleeping together. I felt like such a whore. Also my number is the same as my moms lol

Awkward! I would never want to know how many men my mom slept with.

Drea2892 · November 2013

bkeane619 said:

Drea2892 said:
I was df's other woman for a month or so. But she lived in Mississippi so they never saw anyone. Also I was actually sleeping with his friend before me and him started sleeping together. I felt like such a whore. Also my number is the same as my moms lol
You know your moms????

Lol yea it's crazy but she's like my best friend and we were talking bout something and it got on the topic and I said something tht made her think I had a whole lot so I clarified tht my number was only 6 and she was like, "Drea that's my number" all shocked n shit lol

BrittanyCupcakes · November 2013

Drea2892 said:

bkeane619 said:

Drea2892 said:
I was df's other woman for a month or so. But she lived in Mississippi so they never saw anyone. Also I was actually sleeping with his friend before me and him started sleeping together. I felt like such a whore. Also my number is the same as my moms lol
You know your moms????
Lol yea it's crazy but she's like my best friend and we were talking bout something and it got on the topic and I said something tht made her think I had a whole lot so I clarified tht my number was only 6 and she was like, "Drea that's my number" all shocked n shit lol

I know my mom's number too. I accidentally came across a "diary" entry she had written in a notebook i had picked up. I thought she had just been using if for grocery lists and stuff. This was when she was dating her current husband. She wrote that she hoped he was going to marry her, that she'd never "had intimate relations" with someone she wasn't married to. He's her fourth husband, so her number is 4. Made me feel kinda slutty because my number is higher and she's so much older than me.

MrsKocal · November 2013

I went through a serious slut phase basically all through college. Much craziness ensued....not sure what I should put here given the non-anonymity of my screen name. So I will give you a fun one...I was on the TV show Change of Heart. I was the girl who went on a date with the guy and tried to convince him to leave his gf. We got wasted and made out the entire night, and it all ended up on television. including him carrying me into his hotel room, where I promptly puked and passed out, but of course they didnt show that and made it seem like we were off to get it on.

I die a little every time I think about all the people who watched that episode, including my parents...

muffyvonmuff · November 2013

missgpsu said:
My ex and I had a thing for sex in public and it really gave me a high on the thought of getting caught. DH refuses and I have to say I miss it (not the sex with the ex, just the public thing).

We totes had sex in the grass almost right under the Eiffel Tower. It felt super romantic, until we got up and walked 10 ft to see a couple doing the same thing. Hey great minds think alike I suppose.

Gatorsgirl731 · November 2013

I'd never ever tell DH my number. I went through a phase...lets call it my twenties.

Gatorsgirl731 · November 2013

has615 said:

missgpsu said:
My ex and I had a thing for sex in public and it really gave me a high on the thought of getting caught. DH refuses and I have to say I miss it (not the sex with the ex, just the public thing).
We totes had sex in the grass almost right under the Eiffel Tower. It felt super romantic, until we got up and walked 10 ft to see a couple doing the same thing. Hey great minds think alike I suppose.

My ex and I used to DTD regularly in a church parking lot.

I'm going to burn in hell. O:-)

Drea2892 · November 2013

The most public place I've had sex at was a car in a parking lot. Me and df never had anywhere else to do it lol

Amjoy25 · November 2013

I was a bigger slut in high school than college...I mean, I was a cheerleader.

My stupid pot story: my friend and I thought we would smoke before school...I was prob 15 or 16; well, I had a test that day...totes thought I was killing it! Nope. I got a D. First D ever.

trackgirlparis · November 2013

Gatorsgirl731 said:

has615 said:

missgpsu said:
My ex and I had a thing for sex in public and it really gave me a high on the thought of getting caught. DH refuses and I have to say I miss it (not the sex with the ex, just the public thing).
We totes had sex in the grass almost right under the Eiffel Tower. It felt super romantic, until we got up and walked 10 ft to see a couple doing the same thing. Hey great minds think alike I suppose.
My ex and I used to DTD regularly in a church parking lot.

I'm going to burn in hell. O:-)

I'll join you there! My high school bf and I would leave youth group to make out and do dirty stuff regularly.

:-??

taylormarie923 · November 2013

I was a regular smoker prior to getting pregnant. In fact, I had smoked the weekend right before I found out I was pregnant. Not my finest moment, but this kid sure does love rock-a-bye baby's Bob Marley cd.

Oh and DH totes doesn't know my number and would kill me if he did know that and some of the names it includes.

Alexandrap · November 2013

Ycu2013 said:

Drea2892 said:
I was df's other woman for a month or so. But she lived in Mississippi so they never saw anyone. Also I was actually sleeping with his friend before me and him started sleeping together. I felt like such a whore. Also my number is the same as my moms lol
Awkward! I would never want to know how many men my mom slept with.

Shit as far as my moms concerned the stork has brought her grandchildren lol. We do not even remotely discuss sex...ever.

muffyvonmuff · November 2013

Ok this one is actually bad and I should state I've actually never smoked a cigarette in my life. I used to work at Genovese which was like a CVS. the management suckkkkeedd and every employee made it their mission to screw this company. So I start taking cigarettes and selling them in high school for $3 a pack. Mind you I lived in Brooklyn NY and smokes don't come cheap. My business grew a mind of its own and within a month I had lines at my locker. I was so in over my head. My nun librarian who loved me saw my bag open once (filled with menthols, lights, reds since I was so profitable why would I carry around books) she slipped me a brochure to help me quit, sigh. So I started to get orders for cartons and of course this leads to me getting caught. But I'm not 18 so they call my dad who's a cop. To this day he still asks if I've kicked my cig habit, mind you I've never smoked one.

acethebase · November 2013

taylormarie923 said:
I was a regular smoker prior to getting pregnant. In fact, I had smoked the weekend right before I found out I was pregnant. Not my finest moment, but this kid sure does love rock-a-bye baby's Bob Marley cd.

Oh and DH totes doesn't know my number and would kill me if he did know that and some of the names it includes.

Same here with the smoking before finding out thing. New Years was the last time I smoked..... My older sister and her BF came over and we got high and decided to just hangout and watch movies..... Needless to say I ate ALL of DH's stocking candy..... And mine. I also remember laughing for literally an hour because my sister kept on saying how dry her lips were so I told her to go put some "vlaseline" on them lol..... I still laugh about that ALL.THE.TIME.

Alexandrap · November 2013

23Melissa28 said:
It warms my heart that we can all unite amongst our differences in slutdom. I this thread. </p>

We are all a little slutty, it just depends on how much we are willing to admit.

5speckledfrogs · November 2013

MH and I had sex behind the wheel of his car.

while he was driving. on the highway

carawasa · November 2013

taylormarie923 said:
I was a regular smoker prior to getting pregnant. In fact, I had smoked the weekend right before I found out I was pregnant. Not my finest moment, but this kid sure does love rock-a-bye baby's Bob Marley cd.

Oh and DH totes doesn't know my number and would kill me if he did know that and some of the names it includes.

Same!

bionicb · November 2013

Oh I have made some sketchy choices! A "friends with benefits" that I worked with. We came super close to dtd in a suburban (worked at a rental car company), at work, during work hours!

Shortly after him I was a (partial) sub in a bdsm relationship... I'm a little too strong willed for that to have lasted though. He taught me poker and how to make moonshine ... and how to do "classy ass whippets".

Random hook up with a bouncer...

Not my doing but two of my friends decided to hook up, on my couch, on new years eve... in my studio apt. I was "sleeping" not 10 feet away in bed. Shamelesst listened to everything. God I was young!

Jalee85 · November 2013

Another smoking story. The summer before my senior year a friend of mines brother was dealing. So we had nearly unlimited access to the goods. We were already feeling pretty good and cut through a church parking lot to get to my house . Well on the way through the church parking lot we found a double hitting water bong, and we totes took that shit back to my house and it was used. We did replace the tubes but still. When I think about it now.... Yikes

FTR - I haven't smoked since I was 18 because of it being illegal, but if it was legal I would have no issues smoking it again.

For a slutty confession I really don't have any juicy ones, but I did have sex with my BF while my Best friend and her boyfriend also did it in the same bed. However, we had a system set up where 1 couple was under the sheets the other was above soooo I'm not sure how scandalous that is :-\"

huntjul · November 2013

Ycu2013 said:

This is kind of like a FFFC, but I'll play. When I was still single, I slept with a married man. He was in an open marriage. Apparently he and his wife had an agreement that if one of them wanted to sleep with someone else, they asked, and their spouse gave them permission. So apparently his wife approved me. :-/ However, being a skeptic at heart, I told him I wanted to hear it directly from her. So he called her, handed the phone to me, and she told me it was okay. Weirdest conversation I've ever had.
I died reading this!!! I gotta ask, how was sex with him? I can't imagine getting it on after talking to his wife! Lol

It was really good. Totally worth the awkward phone call!

sfshorter · November 2013

I have no idea what my number is. Dh doesn't know his either and I believe him. He is beautiful and charming and was a slut, so I'm sure it's up there.

Drea2892 · November 2013

Ycu2013 said:

Drea2892 said:
I was df's other woman for a month or so. But she lived in Mississippi so they never saw anyone. Also I was actually sleeping with his friend before me and him started sleeping together. I felt like such a whore. Also my number is the same as my moms lol
Awkward! I would never want to know how many men my mom slept with.

Lol I actually love our closeness. Now mind u we don't go into details or nothing but there's nothing I can't talk to her about. Hell she's been through shit that's still new to me I'd rather have an experienced opinion verses one from somebody my age who's still learning about it.

MtnChickaD · November 2013

Thank you everyone for the most entertaining thread ever and I am sorry I am so boring that I have nothing worthy of a contribution.

BebeOnBoard · November 2013

sfshorter said:

I have no idea what my number is. Dh doesn't know his either and I believe him. He is beautiful and charming and was a slut, so I'm sure it's up there.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has no idea....
But I do know my DH's #... It's 2

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