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GTKY: Dirty secrets edition

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Ok ladies, LO is sleeping, I'm bored and avoiding cleaning my house in preparation for my in-laws arriving this week. Let's hear those dirty little secrets!

I have a few. 
   I ate an entire gallon of cookies n cream ice cream Wednesday, I regret nothing! 
   I go back to work next Monday and am really don't want to thanks to all of the new legislation and performance pay shit that I have to deal with. I'm seriously considering going back to school to get an associates in physical therapy assistance just to get away from the bullshit that is teaching. I hate to admit it (and never will to her face), but my grandmother was right in that I should have gone into the medical field instead of education. Think I may have died a little writing that... 
   DH and I both still sleep with a stuffed animal...
  And I really want one of these bras that can secretly hold an entire bottle of wine!
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  • muffyvonmuffmuffyvonmuff member
    DH and I have been dating for 9 years. In the beginning I refused to put a title on it because I wanted the single life.  So I basically made out with random dudes at bars but DH was still coming over and sleeping in my bed at night.  I told him everything and said he could do the same but he chose not to.  Flash forward 4 years we go on a break because he never got those "single years" he moves out and I think we may have broken up.  Anyway I wind up hooking up with a guy and me and DH get back together about a week later and he moves back in.  I tell him I hooked up with someone but he didn't know the guy so it wasn't relevant.  I changed jobs and that guy just so happens to now be my manager.  We laugh about it and attended each other weddings but I still think DH would be salty if he had a face to put to him so I dont tell him. 
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  • AlexandrapAlexandrap member
    huntjul said:

    This is kind of like a FFFC, but I'll play. When I was still single, I slept with a married man. He was in an open marriage. Apparently he and his wife had an agreement that if one of them wanted to sleep with someone else, they asked, and their spouse gave them permission. So apparently his wife approved me. :-/ However, being a skeptic at heart, I told him I wanted to hear it directly from her. So he called her, handed the phone to me, and she told me it was okay. Weirdest conversation I've ever had.

    I'm sorry I can't imagine that kind of relationship with my DH. I dare this man to tell me one day that he found this new broad he wants to sleep with.
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  • AlexandrapAlexandrap member
    @supersecretstatus I would have laughed in her face lol
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  • BrittanyCupcakesBrittanyCupcakes member
    @supersecretstatus I did my senior project on tarot cards because the year before, one of the clubs at my school had wanted to do silly fake tarot card readings at the Halloween fair and the principal threw a fit over it. I hated that woman and it was fun to rub her face in it a little.
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  • Mmhodges07Mmhodges07 member
    Alexandrap said:

    Mmhodges07 said:

    I slept with my professor in college. Oops

    Did you at least get a good grade out of it?
    Only because I had to study my ass off. He graded me extremely hard, but it made me strive to do well.
    It was ongoing for a few months.
    I look back and think how ridiculous my life used to be. Haha
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  • BrittanyCupcakesBrittanyCupcakes member
    I had a relationship for over a year with a man in a committed relationship with someone else. He was my best friend and I miss that part. He recently contacted me and I thought maybe we could be friends again, but he still wanted to hook up, so his number was blocked again.
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  • BrittanyCupcakesBrittanyCupcakes member
    23Melissa28 said:

    awwwpuddin said:

    NRyan55 said:

    I totally lied about my "number" to H, but I am fairly certain his is a lie too so I don't feel so bad.

    Uhh yeah, he thinks mine is 8. L-O-EFFING-L
    I won't even give a number up. Fuck that. It's none of my BF business, and vise versa. I would never even ask him. The only person who knows my number is my best friend, and I hers.
    DH and I shared our numbers early in the relationship. I wish I hadn't asked. He was kind of a man-whore before we met.
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  • trackgirlparistrackgirlparis member
    awwwpuddin said:

    23Melissa28 said:

    awwwpuddin said:

    NRyan55 said:

    I totally lied about my "number" to H, but I am fairly certain his is a lie too so I don't feel so bad.

    Uhh yeah, he thinks mine is 8. L-O-EFFING-L



    I won't even give a number up. Fuck that. It's none of my BF business, and vise versa. I would never even ask him. The only person who knows my number is my best friend, and I hers.
    I never did before him. And I never asked any guy either. It just makes people mad, and jealous and they get hung up on stuff they shouldn't. I guess my logic was to lie to him so he didn't think I was a mega-ho, because I liked him. ? Haha
    Yeah, DH and I have out numbers up to each other and he still makes comments about how I was skanky because my number is higher than his. Oh well! Deal with it lol



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  • huntjulhuntjul member
    edited November 2013
    allymp13 said:
    This is kind of like a FFFC, but I'll play. When I was still single, I slept with a married man. He was in an open marriage. Apparently he and his wife had an agreement that if one of them wanted to sleep with someone else, they asked, and their spouse gave them permission. So apparently his wife approved me. :-/ However, being a skeptic at heart, I told him I wanted to hear it directly from her. So he called her, handed the phone to me, and she told me it was okay. Weirdest conversation I've ever had.
    Nothing gets you in the mood like speaking to a guys wife before you bang him...gross.

    I actually agree. Thankfully it wasn't right before. Not that it makes it much better, but I didn't sleep with him until months after talking to her. At that point I was just fact checking his crazy story so I didn't end up on Maury someday with the tag line "I knew he was married but he said he was allowed." The whole thing was totally out of character for me, hence being my dirty little secret. DH does know about it, but he probably did even crazier things before me.
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  • acethebaseacethebase member
    Ok since we're all getting our "slut" on here are a couple of mine:
    One time I pretended to be drunk just so I could go skinny dipping in front of a whole bunch of guys
    2- While me and DH were "seeing" each other I made out with this fucking hot guy at Countryfest
    3- I slept with my first boyfriends best friend just to get back at him
    Ok so maybe they're not that bad..... :-??
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    bkeane619 said:

    asajeanmiller said:

    Ajoyd said:

    carawasa said:

    I have another.. I see nothing wrong with smoking pot. :-\"

    Neither do I. I have smoked PLENTY and DH still does sometimes.
    Oh don't even get me started. If pot was legal and I didn't feel so incredibly guilty for doing it, I would be lighting that shit up everyday and gladly eat myself out of house and home.....
    I was tempted to last week before Thor but I refrained. It's not really a dirty secret for me on TB because I've told my stance on it many times. I think drinking is way worse.
    Ditto..... You never hear of a high person doing anything violent sooo
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  • BrittanyCupcakesBrittanyCupcakes member
    bkeane619 said:

    asajeanmiller said:

    Ajoyd said:

    carawasa said:

    I have another.. I see nothing wrong with smoking pot. :-\"

    Neither do I. I have smoked PLENTY and DH still does sometimes.
    Oh don't even get me started. If pot was legal and I didn't feel so incredibly guilty for doing it, I would be lighting that shit up everyday and gladly eat myself out of house and home.....
    I was tempted to last week before Thor but I refrained. It's not really a dirty secret for me on TB because I've told my stance on it many times. I think drinking is way worse.
    If I weren't breastfeeding I would be using it to treat my PP anxiety. I only smoked twice in my life, shortly before getting pregnant. I'm glad it's legal here for medicinal use, but still wish it weren't such a shady industry.
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  • Mmhodges07Mmhodges07 member
    edited November 2013
    DH is a popo, so be "has" to be against it. I'm not against pot,but having a baby has slightly changed my mind on it. (I always felt like I was responsible with it?!?) God, I miss even the smell...

    ETA: I wasn't finished. Grrr mobile!
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  • pandaglitterpandaglitter member
    I slept with my ex while he was still living at his girlfriend's parent's house. This was after we broke up and while they were still kind of together. I didn't like her and I was 17. I picked him up at the store across from their apartment. And I played "dirty little secret" while driving. Hahahaha. I miss being a teenager a little bit.
     
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  • acethebaseacethebase member
    carawasa said:

    asajeanmiller said:

    bkeane619 said:

    asajeanmiller said:

    Ajoyd said:

    carawasa said:

    I have another.. I see nothing wrong with smoking pot. :-\"

    Neither do I. I have smoked PLENTY and DH still does sometimes.
    Oh don't even get me started. If pot was legal and I didn't feel so incredibly guilty for doing it, I would be lighting that shit up everyday and gladly eat myself out of house and home.....
    I was tempted to last week before Thor but I refrained. It's not really a dirty secret for me on TB because I've told my stance on it many times. I think drinking is way worse.
    Ditto..... You never hear of a high person doing anything violent sooo
    this makes me oh so happy. I thought I was going to get shunned from TB! I agree I would rather smoke before drinking. I actually don't feel guilty smoking at all. mwuahaha
    Well I just feel guilty because I guess as a parent you're supposed to be "more" responsible...... DS1 is 5 and I've only done it 3 or 4 times since I've had him, but all of those times I was out with some friends. I wouldn't do it around my children. I hate to drink..... I'm never "that" thirsty and with smoking atleast you get that instant buzz feeling
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  • pandaglitterpandaglitter member
    And a pot related one...I first smoked weed out of a garden gnome converted into a water bong. The garden gnome was stolen, because that group used to regularly steal garden gnomes and blow them up or turn them into drug paraphernalia. The first part is more awesome than secret...the second part is the worse part.
     
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  • trackgirlparistrackgirlparis member
    One of my best friends is a guy I've known since I was 8 and we slept together a couple times the beginning of college (DH hates that Im still friends with him)...

    Well, one time a bunch of us were at his place drinking and his on again/off again bitch of a girlfriend was there. Eventually everyone left except me and her. She was flirting up a storm with him all night, as they were "off" again and she hinted that she would stay the night. He ended up telling her she could stay but told her to sleep on the couch...as he told her this he grabbed my hand and took me upstairs to his room. Which was actually just a loft above the living room. I'm pretty sure she heard us having sex from start to finish and she was gone by the time we woke up the next morning.

    I loved it cuz I hated the bitch hahaha =))



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