And a third. SO from makeup thread saying I don't wear unless special occasion. I don't "do" my eyebrows or get them done. Ouch. I'm not into pain.
yep, don't do anything to my eyebrows either. They are pretty non-existant so it isn't bad enough to make me bother. I have had them waxed a few times for fun, but that is it.
Fun?!? Lol I had them done for my wedding. I looked like fucking Spock.
I take lortab for bad menstrual cramps. They are the only thing that helps when I have BAD cramps, but I also enjoy the narcotic effect. Currently on my period... Waiting to see if I will need one today!
There are some days I think I hate my DS lately. He is deft going through the terrible two's plus having the baby has pushed him over the edge. He was always such a sweet good kid and it's like the past two months demon spawn has replaced him. He doesn't listen AT ALL. The moment I start feeding S he does the most random bad things he knows he shouldn't do. I know he's doing it because if everything being overwhelming and he's processing it all. Sometimes I just can't stand him now and it makes me sad. It would help if my DH was home more often the past few weeks he's been working 12 hr or more days. My Mom came and stayed last night to help out and it was sooooo much better thank goodness.
@bkeane619 Lock him in the closet. With a TV of course. I'm not a monster
Went to walgreens today to pick up my birth control. And I went out without a bra or underwear on. In my husbands sweatpants and his hoodie. Oh well at least I was comfy
I totally asked for an extra bottle of that epifoam numbing spray at the hospital just so I can use it whenever I do decide to DTD again. I'll report back if it works and/or makes for good lube.
And a third. SO from makeup thread saying I don't wear unless special occasion. I don't "do" my eyebrows or get them done. Ouch. I'm not into pain.
yep, don't do anything to my eyebrows either. They are pretty non-existant so it isn't bad enough to make me bother. I have had them waxed a few times for fun, but that is it.
Fun?!? Lol I had them done for my wedding. I looked like fucking Spock.
haha... sorry about the Spock look. I was all natural at my wedding, which I suppose is better than Spock. yeah, I think getting waxed is fun. Me and my best friend used to wax each other's legs all the time. and she would occasionally do my eyebrows. It doesn't hurt me for some reason, rally doesn't. I just don't have time for that shit in my life.
DH and I just got into a huge fight this morning. I'm so emotional and pissed I feel like I hate him at the moment. He didn't care about how I felt about the issue at all, I was left alone with myself crying and a very upset LO, but he did slam the door on his way out. Asshole.
There are some days I think I hate my DS lately. He is deft going through the terrible two's plus having the baby has pushed him over the edge. He was always such a sweet good kid and it's like the past two months demon spawn has replaced him. He doesn't listen AT ALL. The moment I start feeding S he does the most random bad things he knows he shouldn't do. I know he's doing it because if everything being overwhelming and he's processing it all. Sometimes I just can't stand him now and it makes me sad. It would help if my DH was home more often the past few weeks he's been working 12 hr or more days. My Mom came and stayed last night to help out and it was sooooo much better thank goodness.
Ugh, so I'm not alone. My 5yr old does the same thing and my DH works 6 days a week and 16 hours or more a day. So more or less I'm basically a single parent, I feel your pain believe me!
My confession is I really didn't get cleared for sex last week after my OB appointment, but DH and I did it anyway and continued to do it all week. My other confession is the sex has been better than ever and I don't regret doing it a week before I was cleared. Third confession, I had to take a picture of the box of condoms at CVS because it has been so long since we used them that I forgot which type we used. Fourth, Bridget bought DH a bottle of tequila with a note saying she is sorry that she cries so much and maybe this would help. My baby's first gift to her father was liquor...so not ashamed! Finally, I am so sick of the BFing threads just like @Amjoy25 and want to start seeing posts of juicier shit whether we have to make it up or not! I only have two weeks of maternity leave left...I want good posts ladies!
Yesssss!! Our sex has been off the charts as well. Yay for us!!
I hate when my son gets home from school. The whole baby transition has been hard on him and he's acting out in school and home. He used to be so content entertaining himself and how he's stuck right up my ass to the point where if I stop to fast he runs right into me. Between the baby and him needing me every waking second of the day I'm about to go off the deep end. ETA: I understand this sounds terrible but I just need a break, even if its taking a shit by myself
I hate when my son gets home from school. The whole baby transition has been hard on him and he's acting out in school and home. He used to be so content entertaining himself and how he's stuck right up my ass to the point where if I stop to fast he runs right into me. Between the baby and him needing me every waking second of the day I'm about to go off the deep end. ETA: I understand this sounds terrible but I just need a break, even if its taking a shit by myself
That's gotta be frustrating! Hope it gets better soon.
My confession is I really didn't get cleared for sex last week after my OB appointment, but DH and I did it anyway and continued to do it all week. My other confession is the sex has been better than ever and I don't regret doing it a week before I was cleared. Third confession, I had to take a picture of the box of condoms at CVS because it has been so long since we used them that I forgot which type we used. Fourth, Bridget bought DH a bottle of tequila with a note saying she is sorry that she cries so much and maybe this would help. My baby's first gift to her father was liquor...so not ashamed! Finally, I am so sick of the BFing threads just like @Amjoy25 and want to start seeing posts of juicier shit whether we have to make it up or not! I only have two weeks of maternity leave left...I want good posts ladies!
I wanna love this bc you called me out, but sex and 74 stitches just makes me cringe. And I had a c-section. Gah.
I totally asked for an extra bottle of that epifoam numbing spray at the hospital just so I can use it whenever I do decide to DTD again. I'll report back if it works and/or makes for good lube.
Ahhhhh that sounds scary. I imagine a strong burning sensation if used as a lubricant.
Lube comment was my failed attempt of a joke. But I legit asked for some so I can numb my vag post-sex because I remember how bad it hurt last time.
I have a planned future fffc. My husband pissed me off yesterday, so I plan on watching all of the TV shows he likes off of the dvr and deleting them. Then I am going to do an obscene amount of shopping at anthropologie online.
Love anthro, so excited to shop there again!
Married my love 8-25-12
TTC #1 September 2012. BFP 2-2-13. DS born 10-16-13.
TTC #2 in December 2014. BFP 12-31-14. Expecting a September baby!
I have a planned future fffc. My husband pissed me off yesterday, so I plan on watching all of the TV shows he likes off of the dvr and deleting them. Then I am going to do an obscene amount of shopping at anthropologie online.
Love anthro, so excited to shop there again!
Ditto! I attempted to shop there while pregnant. It was not a win.
My confession is I really didn't get cleared for sex last week after my OB appointment, but DH and I did it anyway and continued to do it all week. My other confession is the sex has been better than ever and I don't regret doing it a week before I was cleared. Third confession, I had to take a picture of the box of condoms at CVS because it has been so long since we used them that I forgot which type we used. Fourth, Bridget bought DH a bottle of tequila with a note saying she is sorry that she cries so much and maybe this would help. My baby's first gift to her father was liquor...so not ashamed! Finally, I am so sick of the BFing threads just like @Amjoy25 and want to start seeing posts of juicier shit whether we have to make it up or not! I only have two weeks of maternity leave left...I want good posts ladies!
I wanna love this bc you called me out, but sex and 74 stitches just makes me cringe. And I had a c-section. Gah.
I've never been to a Costco or Sam's Club. Or a Dunkin Donuts.
What the, um.....fuck. Yea. What the fuck. Are you serious?!?!?!?!?
Serious as a bacon-donut induced heart attack. I know there is a Sam's in Columbia 1 1/2 hours from my house but I can't see spending 3hr drive and gas money to go there. I have no clue the closest Costco or DD. But there is a lot of places y'all talk about that we don't have or I've never been. Jimmy Johns? I was so excited when I was OOT and saw a commercial for one.
And you thought you were Klassy lovin Walmart. Lol
I am horny as hell but afraid to do anything because I don't think my "lady" is back to her normal size and I don't want it to feel like @nryan55 's favorite gif Hotdog in a Hallway and ruin sex forever. Doc cleared me for "unlimited activity" but also told me I'll feel a lot more like myself in another month. A MONTH?! Lady just needs to hurry and shrink back to normal now!
Lately my little guy has been awesome. Taking naps, rarely fussy, silly and playful. However, when MH gets home, I put on my best exasperated face and tell him LO was fussy all day! It works out though because while MH gets me a beer and rubs my shoulders, I stroke his ego by saying LO always calms down when Daddy is around. It makes him feel like the best dad ever and I get to relax without feeling guilty and LO gets QT with happy, confident parents. Win, win, win!
There are some days I think I hate my DS lately. He is deft going through the terrible two's plus having the baby has pushed him over the edge. He was always such a sweet good kid and it's like the past two months demon spawn has replaced him. He doesn't listen AT ALL. The moment I start feeding S he does the most random bad things he knows he shouldn't do. I know he's doing it because if everything being overwhelming and he's processing it all. Sometimes I just can't stand him now and it makes me sad. It would help if my DH was home more often the past few weeks he's been working 12 hr or more days. My Mom came and stayed last night to help out and it was sooooo much better thank goodness.
I am right there with you!!! My DS1 is going to make me crazy!! Just like you said he is doing things he knows he is not supposed to, just to get attention!!!
ppt sex was an epic failure ( only tried once so far)... we were rushing a little and we just couldn't get it in... so my confession is that I have had more fun alone in that dept since baby was born...
Ok I'll bite... i am super annoyed with all the I'm bored and Stop with the Bf posts.
I know a lot of you are bored with the Oct13 board right now, and I get that...but you do know that half of us just had our babies right? We don't have four, five week olds, we have 1 week, 2 week olds and are still trying to figure this stuff out. Give us a break for another week or two and things will start to even out for everyone and this will get more fun again.
Re: FFFC!
Fun?!? Lol I had them done for my wedding. I looked like fucking Spock.
Don't care.
@bkeane619
I have my 4 week appt in an hour and a half and I have a jungle down there. I don't have time to take care of it and I'm Not Sorry doc! Lol
That's it, nothing else. I'm tired and A has been dicking around while eating, making it 10000000x harder.
ETA: I understand this sounds terrible but I just need a break, even if its taking a shit by myself
I wanna love this bc you called me out, but sex and 74 stitches just makes me cringe. And I had a c-section. Gah.
I had my pits lasered...best idea ever.
Last week I bought a 6 pack of doughnuts and ate 3 before I got home.
I hid the remaining 3 under the seat in my car.
And ate them all after DH went to bed the next night.
UGH. I need to get my shit together.
Eta: I was super tempted to do the same thing during my Walmart trip last night, but I fought the urge. I guess that's progress!!
I've never been to a Costco or Sam's Club. Or a Dunkin Donuts.
9/13/12 BFP 9/25/12 M/C at 6.5 weeks
***All AL'ers Welcome***
Ditto! I attempted to shop there while pregnant. It was not a win.
I wanna love this bc you called me out, but sex and 74 stitches just makes me cringe. And I had a c-section. Gah.
I cannot even handle the thought of PP sex.
What the, um.....fuck. Yea. What the fuck. Are you serious?!?!?!?!?
Serious as a bacon-donut induced heart attack. I know there is a Sam's in Columbia 1 1/2 hours from my house but I can't see spending 3hr drive and gas money to go there. I have no clue the closest Costco or DD. But there is a lot of places y'all talk about that we don't have or I've never been. Jimmy Johns? I was so excited when I was OOT and saw a commercial for one.
And you thought you were Klassy lovin Walmart. Lol
9/13/12 BFP 9/25/12 M/C at 6.5 weeks
***All AL'ers Welcome***
Well, here's a start
I am horny as hell but afraid to do anything because I don't think my "lady" is back to her normal size and I don't want it to feel like @nryan55 's favorite gif Hotdog in a Hallway and ruin sex forever. Doc cleared me for "unlimited activity" but also told me I'll feel a lot more like myself in another month. A MONTH?! Lady just needs to hurry and shrink back to normal now!