Wtf Wednesday

tondraluv · November 2013

wtf almond snickers- how the hell do you keep getting in my lunch bag? Now I have to eat you

Wtf acne- I'm a grown ass woman, your not supposed to appear on my face (maybe I should lay off the snickers)

Wtf pissy hands- stop talking to me, don't you have work to do (I guess I can't talk because I'm on TB)

pinottoparenthood · November 2013

I feel like mine is the same every week.

WTF principal.... How can you CONSTANTLY call impromptu faculty meetings when some of us have FAMILIES and LIVES outside of school?!!!?? Especially when it's a meeting where you try to justify why you have been strong-arming us into changing grades to make our numbers look better.... not likely.

And to mix it up....

WTF dishwasher... how did I load you and run you TWICE yesterday, yet the sink is still full of dirty dishes?!?!?!!

JSS1002 · November 2013

pinottoparenthood said:

I feel like mine is the same every week.

WTF principal.... How can you CONSTANTLY call impromptu faculty meetings when some of us have FAMILIES and LIVES outside of school?!!!?? Especially when it's a meeting where you try to justify why you have been strong-arming us into changing grades to make our numbers look better.... not likely.

And to mix it up....
WTF dishwasher... how did I load you and run you TWICE yesterday, yet the sink is still full of dirty dishes?!?!?!!

Oh dishes, you are my Sisyphus (har har, english major humor).

WTF scale - I worked out 4X last week and journaled every g-d m'fing point, and I still gained a pound at WW this morning?

WTF nose - why are you so stuffy and crusty and dry and runny all at once? How is that even possible?

WTF Wednesday - HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY?

ceamac0127 · November 2013

WTF hormones!? I swear they are more off balance when I PMS vs the entire time I was pregnant

I agree with WTF how is it only wednesday!?

WTF allergies?! We have had 2 freezes and my nose is still itchy and I can't stop sneezing. I think I am allergic to work

BellaBean76 · November 2013

WTF Halloween Candy...ugh!

tondraluv · November 2013

I hope all you sickies feel better soon hugs >:D<

Lhyacinth888 · November 2013

WTF DS can you please stop peeing and pooping in your pants already? Mommy is sick of cleaning that shit (literally) up. Ahh the joys of potty training.

sparty11 · November 2013

WTF supply- why do you decide that my left boob has had enough breastfeeding and NOT produce anything. Yet my right still gets engorged and is producing like a champ. Why do you make me look like I have one huge boob and one tiny one!
WTF workweek- You are going too slow. Don't you know I need a day off from this work madness!?

ClandestineX · November 2013

WTF headache, you aren't supposed to be so bad that I have a metallic taste in my mouth lol.

Kate_C · November 2013

Wtf hours in the day?! Why aren't there more of you. Swamped at work, million things to do at home, and it would be nice to see my kids for an hour before bed and maybe even five minutes of time to myself to relax.

On a related note, wtf mom guilt? Leave me alone already.

smiles21866 · November 2013

WTF work? I came back to help out and be nice because y'all were slammed.."12 hours a week" and you are expecting me to pull a 40hr a week workload? No thanks, I'll got back to being a SAHM TYVM.
Eta: grammar

superene · November 2013

Wtf mil? Why are you already in town thanksgiving. It's not for 2 weeks!

24ladybug · November 2013

WTF I have to start the phone calls that grandpa is back in the hospital...

skidderdo · November 2013

wtf OCPs... wtf is up with the break-through bleeding? For serious, I'm about to lose it.

wtf grocery shopping, why do you have to be SUCH a gdamn ordeal?! Oh, that's right, because now I bring an infant along with me.

melissad23 · November 2013

on skidderdo's note - WTF groceries. Why are there none of you in my house???

tondraluv · November 2013

@24lafybug oh no, is everything ok?

24ladybug · November 2013

tondraluv said:
@24lafybug oh no, is everything ok?

My grandpa had hip surgery a few weeks ago then ended up in the hospital for unrelated issue and now he fell when the physical therapist was working with him. He has a fracture so back into surgery. My husband works at the hospital that he's at and said he was in good spirits. It just sucks having to call my dad to let him know his dad is in the hospital for the third time in a month.
I'm the nearest relative and his wife calls me instead of my dad or aunt or uncle.
And thanks for asking.

burneyonboard · November 2013

Wtf...in laws are staying longer

. Wtf washer and dryer when will you be here!

@24lafybug- thought and prayers for your grandpa!

JSS1002 · November 2013

skidderdo said:

wtf OCPs... wtf is up with the break-through bleeding? For serious, I'm about to lose it. wtf grocery shopping, why do you have to be SUCH a gdamn ordeal?! Oh, that's right, because now I bring an infant along with me.

Allow me to introduce you to the joy of online delivery grocery shopping... all I did during my maternity leave!

tondraluv · November 2013

@JSS1002 Me too! Well I had to stop getting deliveries because my husband though the Vons delivery guy was sweet on me. I just make him go to the store now

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