August 2013 Moms

You know you're a mom when..

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Re: You know you're a mom when..

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  • V&G101808 said:



    And like LJUTCmommy said, when your shopping revolves around what is pump/nursing friendly. And sadly not many cute professional things are :(

    I know what you mean. There are so many great work dresses out right now, but I'll be stuck in patterned button downs and dark colored wrap tops.
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  • You get excited when there is a new episode of Dora On Demand.

    Five hours of consecutive sleep feels amazing.
  • You no longer wear jewelry and switched to contacts cause LO keeps smacking into your glasses and getting hurt
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  • When you whisper yell at the tv during your favorite team's football games.
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  • When you pay more for a baby bag than you ever have for a purse. My Stevie bag is amazing and worth every cent! (Even better- I got it off EBay and paid half price... Woo!)

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  • EmR22 said:



    When you discover you have been standing in the check out line, rocking a 10 lb bag of guinea pig food.

    When you wipe snot/spit/spit up on your pants, and don't think twice.

    When you have to say, "NO! Do not put a grape on your sisters head." Along with many other odd things you wouldn't ever imagine saying.





    "Stop it, your feet do not taste like chocolate" as said to my then 3 year old in the car.

    How about "do not lick Cheerios off the floor. You are not a dog." As said to MY 3 year old this morning!

  • BellaOso said:
    Your toddler, who is sitting on your lap with LO after you nurse in the peds office, replaces your breastpads for you and it doesn't register as weird until the nurse laughs.

    That's a well-trained toddler!

    Mine is: when you text with your husband about your baby's poop.
    This morning I woke up my husband to tell him about my baby's giant peanut butter poop
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  • When sweat pants is a regular part of your wardrobe...
  • A "night out" means a take out meal at a pay at the counter restaurant (Chipolte anyone?) and a movie at home that takes 3xs the time to watch because you keep having to pause to attend to LO. This just happened.
  • When you've been searching for hours to find the source of the spit up smell on you (your hair? tank top? bra? yoga pants?), finally find it and say "I'm too damn tired to shower or change!"
  • When you walk around the mall with a muslin wipe hanging out if your back jeans pocket, even though you don't have a baby with you at the time.

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  • When you're awake at this hour without the involvement of booze or adult friends.

    Lol! So true
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  • Sam38 said:

    A "night out" means a take out meal at a pay at the counter restaurant (Chipolte anyone?) and a movie at home that takes 3xs the time to watch because you keep having to pause to attend to LO. This just happened.

    We did the same thing tonight!! Gotta love those burrito bowls! :)

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  • When you hum songs from LO's activity gym...or hear them even when it's turned off :|
    Yes!!  I fall asleep with those songs in my head and find myself rocking out to them at work...sad
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  • When you hum songs from LO's activity gym...or hear them even when it's turned off :|

    This is so me! DH and I were on a date night and he started humming the swing song, then the activity mat song. So romantic!

    For me, I know I'm a mom because my feelings of success/accomplishments depend on the number of oz I pump each day. Like when I wake up DH to tell him my MOTN pump was 7oz.
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  • When you look around your house and it looks like a burp rag bomb has gone off!
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  • When you have seen every Disney Princess movie, and actually get mad when people incorrectly refer to one (My sister said Brave was about Repunzel, and I seriously got upset. We ended up having a whole conversation about Brave and Tangled).

    When your idea of a good night is staying home with the kids, versus going out with friends.

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  • Jill9288 said:

    When having poop and or puke on you isn't a big deal

    When you get excited about poop

    When you live your life in the 2 hr incriments between feedings

    It is AMAZING what I can get done during either the 2 hours between feedings while I am wearing baby or even better when she takes her mid day nap. It is like 3..2..1.. Go!


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  • When you get excited about coffee, that's hot, AND in a regular mug.

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  • When you catch someone staring at your rack and your first thought is, "Am I leaking?"
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  • @KatieR2310 I am right there with you about the family bathroom trips! My LO is my first so she cant follow me, but my dog insists on coming with me, every single time. I better not close that door either, or she will sniff underneath it (loudly) the entire time I am in there. 

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  • When you are not holding your LO but you realize you are swaying or rocking.

    My mom sways when she is standing to this day. I guess if you raise 7 babies you get stuck that way!
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  • When a giggling or crying baby in the middle of the night are normal nighttime sounds.
  • mgg242 said:

    When you shower and consider it alone time

    Exactly!
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