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TMI Tuesday

northport6northport6 member
edited November 2013 in December 2013 Moms
We haven't done one of these in awhile, but we have had LOTS of TMI as we've gotten nearer our due dates, so maybe it's time to resurrect it...?

Leave your TMI after the beep.



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    Lroberts1187Lroberts1187 member
    Soozerella said:

    I think I have a hemroid. But with no symptoms at all. It doesn't hurt or bleed or throb or anything. I can just sort of feel it when I wipe. I tried to take a picture to look and kept rolling over on the bed like one of those round bottom tops.

    Bahahahahha!!! I'm having the same issue at the moment and was contemplating tryin to take a picture to see!
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    MarieC78MarieC78 member
    I've had a bartholin cyst since 19 weeks. They have drained it twice, and it will not go away. So...thanks cyst for the deformed vag pre child birth.
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    MamaGrilloMamaGrillo member
    cherylnicole said:
    I am the crap master. I poop all. the. time. 
    Discharge is kicking my ass. I literally change my underwear twice a day.
    Unless I leave the house, I'm in my underwear and one of DH's t-shirts. 

    Yup about the only thing I have going for me is that I am quite regular. Imagine if I was doing that facebook "I am thankful for.... today"?  That would be it. pretty much.
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    cammyisagirlsnamecammyisagirlsname member
    I've been pooping like 4-5 times a day! This pregnancy stuff is really messing up my poop schedule.
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    penelopemariapenelopemaria member
    My nose bleeds are so nasty. I bleed like 4 - 5 x per day. 


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    I think we're on to something here..........
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    thetheisensthetheisens member
    penelopemaria said:
    My nose bleeds are so nasty. I bleed like 4 - 5 x per day. 

    Mine are bad too. I sneezed a bunch of snot and blood all over myself this morning and had to change my shirt. 
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    CbowlCbowl member
    Poop all the time! And like PPs have said I can't seem to clean up my butt enough! Plus so gross but yesterday I thought I lost my mucous plug but I realized that said mucous substance came out of my butt. Wtf??
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    Lroberts1187Lroberts1187 member
    Well I went to looking (thanks to a front camera on my phone!) nope not a hemmorid .... Just a big juicy bump right next to the bong hole! Just freakin awesome!! As if down there wasn't gruesome enough let's add a big ole bump to it! Uhh gross
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    frankierokxfrankierokx member
    MamaGrillo said:


    lzponce said:

    I lost part of my mucus plug this morning and I gave it a careful visual examination just to make sure I wasn't seeing things.  I am totally regretting it because I can't get the picture out of my head.  Also, I texted my husband to let him know and it made me realize how gross the name 'mucous plug' is.  Why can't it have a nice name? 

    We should re-name mucous plug to something pleasant, like lemon jelly spread, or custard cream.  I don't know, something that is not disgusting.  On second thought, those suggestions sound gross too. 

    No please don't....because custard would just never be the same again....and I love custard.
    There has to be another gross name we could give it. ;)


    A downstairs bogey? :-/
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    Lroberts1187Lroberts1187 member
    Lmao down stairs boogie!!! Too damn funny
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    MiaHopMiaHop member
    i'm a 34DDD right now (was a 34D before pregnancy) and I swear my aureola has gotten so big they are about a B cup themselves maybe bigger. its super weird and I feel ashamed. What if someone sees my huge nipples when I breast feed. lol. I can just see the nipple being bigger than the babies head.
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    Caitlinh27Caitlinh27 member
    Mrbatesisinnocent said:
    You girls that are taking mirrors and cameras to the vag are cray!

    This.  No way I'm doing that.  I don't even want to know.

     

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    JennaBirdTheBride said:

    The swamp crotch is really starting to get to me. I feel like I am a nasty, smelly mess.


    Yuck.
    This is me, all day, every day.

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    Ohiomama2013Ohiomama2013 member
    My daily poop schedule has been on hold since Thursday. I've continued with my daily fiber one bars. I even got desperate yesterday and drank a glass of milk. (Thought the raging lactose intolerance would cure things). No luck.
    Today, I'm having coffee.
    This.will.not.end.well.
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    KelseyKetchumKelseyKetchum member
    Hemrroids, funky smelling pee and peeing all the time, pooping 3-4 times a day and ruining my bras by leaking little bits of colostrum. Not to mention my stretch marks getting super aggressive and red all of a sudden. Ugh only 4 more weeks
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    bjhafner04bjhafner04 member
    I have "pit tits", extra breast tissue in my armpits....it lactated when I breastfed, with no drainage into my boob so it hurts like hell! Until then, it just looks like fatty blobs in my armpit. Super fun.
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    onewayticketonewayticket member
    kate14 said:

    Anyone getting else dried colostrum in their nips? I have to pick little white lumps out every day. Ick.  My nips don’t look the same anymore either. They are bumpy and weird now too…which is where the colostrum gets dried. ..Fun times!


    Yes, totally. I pick it off all the time. Super sexy.
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    lp0lp0 member
    I can't close my knees when I pee anymore so I end of sprinkling all over my inner thighs. It's disgusting!

    Also these hemorrhoids are killing me. I swear I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy. I'm really scared they might explode from pushing during L&D. God I hope that's not possible.
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    Aycul18Aycul18 member
    kate14 said:

    Anyone getting else dried colostrum in their nips? I have to pick little white lumps out every day. Ick.  My nips don’t look the same anymore either. They are bumpy and weird now too…which is where the colostrum gets dried. ..Fun times!


    Yes me too! I've been picking out little white clumps for weeks... No visual leakage until today, I accidentally pushed my nip a little and noticed a drop of clear stuff... I'm assuming that's colostrum? Just to be sure I tried the other one and I got a drip out of that one too. It's weird to me.
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    EggerkrEggerkr member
    jenniferbromley said:

    I've been pooping like 4-5 times a day! This pregnancy stuff is really messing up my poop schedule.

    @jenniferbromley- please share your poop fairy! I'm tired of my system being all backed up!
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    Caitlinh27 said:

    When I am able to poop it smells worse than it used to.  Or maybe I just have extra sensitive smell.  But then again DH comments on it almost every time.  Yes, my poop smells. Thanks.  Good day.


    I have the same feeling about my bms. My conclusion to this is because it's been sitting in us for so long it's already started rotting! For those pooping multiple times a day ... Please share your poop fairies!
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    cammyisagirlsnamecammyisagirlsname member
    Eggerkr said:

    jenniferbromley said:

    I've been pooping like 4-5 times a day! This pregnancy stuff is really messing up my poop schedule.

    @jenniferbromley- please share your poop fairy! I'm tired of my system being all backed up!
    @eggerkr honestly, this is a new thing! I was totally backed up for weeks! I can't figure out which one is worse! Ha!
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