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  • northport6northport6 member
    I'm experiencing PTSD this morning -- I have hives. I know they're hives. I just spent $75 on bedbug covers for our mattresses and box springs anyway.
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  • MarieC78MarieC78 member
    I am so. so. damn sick of pelvic pain. Every time I stand up or roll over, it feels like I'm one more step closer to just losing my shit and not moving for the next 4 weeks.
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  • EggerkrEggerkr member
    I would like to complain about how I have become lazy in regards to my personal appearance. Today in a no wash hair day and it's in a pony tail. I feel like I wash the same 5 jeans and dress pants and shirts are becoming slim pickings. My make up now consists of mascara only. I feel so unprofessional at work. Ugh...
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  • fauxveganfauxvegan member
    I'm just tired of pregnancy altogether now and feel like I can't keep going. I'm huge, I'm heavy, my feet are swollen, these contractions aren't going away and they hurt...well, you ladies know the rest. I'm just so done.

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  • mcraig107mcraig107 member
    I feel like this kid is about to fall out with all the pressure on my crotch. Rolling over at night is painful and I feel like this kid weighs 10 lbs ( I know he doesn't). My feet are swelling really bad but my doctor isn't concerned because my blood pressure is perfect and I have no protein in my urine. School is taking a toll on me and work... what's work? I just show up and do the bare minimum lately. 30 more days till my scheduled C-section and I can't wait, but then there are things I'm not looking forward to post-partum. I can go on and on and on...... *sigh*

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  • lisab613lisab613 member

    This 24 hour urine test SUCKS. It's gross, and I pee so often it was a huge pain. Overnight I got up to pee and was unable to get back to sleep ... twice. And now I have to take my pee jug with me to the doctor's office.

    Side note, I'm really hoping this pee test results in them telling me that I don't have pre-eclampsia. And that I passed my 3 hour GD test last week.

     

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  • Missykisses85Missykisses85 member
    Eggerkr said:

    I would like to complain about how I have become lazy in regards to my personal appearance. Today in a no wash hair day and it's in a pony tail. I feel like I wash the same 5 jeans and dress pants and shirts are becoming slim pickings. My make up now consists of mascara only. I feel so unprofessional at work. Ugh...


    I have gotten to the point where monday is green sweater day tuesday is brown sweater day wednesday is teal sweater thursday is pink shirt friday is peach

    If i didnt have it "scheduled" i would wear the same shirt twice a week like i did a couple weeks ago and everyone noticed and commented!
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  • jamrosjjamrosj member
    Who broke into my house and kicked me repeatedly in the crotch last night? I'm walking like a damn cowboy this morning.

    Also, I can't find my freaking cell phone because I can't remember things from one minute to the next.
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  • EggerkrEggerkr member
    jenniferbromley said:

    @eggerkr you have 5 pairs of maternity jeans? My maternity pants are down to 2 pairs.

    @jenniferbromley- I have 2 dress and 2 jeans. I also still have capris that I have been wearing to work with my be bands. Although it's getting cold and it's almost time to retire the be bands. I only have so many because I bought 2 giant totes that you couldn't even snap the lids on from a lady in town that was done having kids. I scored big time for only $75.00!
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  • jadiereu@yahoo.comjadiereu@yahoo.com member
    Putting on pants is so hard. ):
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  • Lroberts1187Lroberts1187 member
    My pelvic pain sucks major ass! The Hubs laughs at me because I can no longer just throw my legs up onto the couch or bed, I now have to pick them up myself and place them! And with the big ole belly it's quite a show! Lol I should be prepared for this baby and sleepless nights since I'm up every two hours now as it is! Atleast when LO gets here I will have something cute to look at and I won't be up because I'm in pain!!! I can get slammed if y'all want but I'm praying I get induced early! I'm tired of being preggers!
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  • MommyEllenSueMommyEllenSue member
    MamaHanna said:

    Dear DH,
    While I understand that you only get one day off a week could you not go so crazy at a foot ball party to the point where you are so drunk you get up in the middle of the night and pee WITH THE SEAT DOWN spraying pee all over our only bath room to the point where my 8 months pregnant ass has to clean the floors and toilet at 6:30am so the dogs won't try to lick it up. Oh might I add i figured this out after I had already sat down...in dried up sticky beer pee.  I know the Lions beat the Bears but seriously home boy get your act together!

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      Your wife (not your mom)

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  • Aycul18Aycul18 member
    Eggerkr said:

    jadiereu@yahoo.com said:

    Putting on pants is so hard. ):

    So are socks and panties!
    Especially socks!!! At least you can try to swing your legs into pants and panties, but you actually need to get to your feet for the socks :-(
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  • esf60esf60 member
    Horrendous hip pain. Waking up every day feeling like I slept on a bed of nails. Just really ready to have my body back.
     
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  • caseybeth1213caseybeth1213 member
    The copier at work has now jammed 10 times since I have been here since 8! I don't mean just a normal little jam, it as to be the kind where you have to pull all 5 drawers out and get on your hands and knees and pull the paper out! Not once has anyone offered to help the 8 1/2 month pregnant women because it wasn't their work in the copier! (Not all of it was mine either i just need the copier!)

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  • MsCat19MsCat19 member
    I really don't want to deal with my oldest daughter being off school again today.  She was off for election day and now for Veterans day.  Maybe if her attitude wasn't that of some horrible pre-teen beast I would be more ok with the situation.  Chores all day!  Whoo.
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  • EggerkrEggerkr member
    Cashingn2 said:

    Aycul18 said:

    Eggerkr said:

    jadiereu@yahoo.com said:

    Putting on pants is so hard. ):

    So are socks and panties!
    Especially socks!!! At least you can try to swing your legs into pants and panties, but you actually need to get to your feet for the socks :-(
    That's what H's are for lol
    I usually manage to get one on and then can't figure out how to get the other one on... I usually get RLP trying this. I usually go find DH at this point.
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  • gburghappyheartgburghappyheart member
    Oh the list is long!

    1. I hate every bar I own. I wish it were acceptable to leave the house without one.

    2. DH is gone for the next week for work so I am on my own with my 2 year old DS who insists I sit on the floor and "play"..... All day long. Cause my ass doesn't hurt enough already.

    3. My DH got invited to go to the Steeler game yesterday and being a good wife I told him to go even though he was leaving today for 8 days. When I finally got DS to sleep last night and wanted to catch up and spend some time with him he insisted on watching Anthony Bourdain, no reservations. I can't tell u how much I hate this show. The sound of this guys voice makes my skin crawl. He is such a waste of life and I refuse to watch it. So I went to bed at 8:30 and I am still pissed about it.
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  • EggerkrEggerkr member
    amberpro said:

    gburghappyheart said:

    Oh the list is long!

    1. I hate every bar I own. I wish it were acceptable to leave the house without one.

    I think it's ok to leave the house without a bar. Especially if you're going to work. They get heavy and are frowned upon. Although, there are plenty of days I wish I had a bar in arms reach :P.
    Was this supposed to be "bra" or "bar"? I hate all my bras!!! It was also sports bra today for me. Like I stayed earlier I feel unprofessional at work...
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  • MamaHannaMamaHanna member
    Soozerella said:
    I have a handful today.. 1. I'm pretty irked with H about how he is handling the shit with his mom. This is such a shitty position to be in because he honestly thinks his mom is trying the best she can and feels so awful about her behavior the last 6 years. I don't understand why he can't grasp that after 6 years if she felt bad her behavior would change. Honestly, I married a mamas boy and it has just made me feel very isolated during my pregnancy. When all the shit went down for the last time and I told him he just had to get me through the pregnancy and worry about his mom later I knew he wasn't going to be able to. Actually dealing with it is more upsetting than I thought. Like I checked into the hotel last night and he said he was going to go to his ACoA meeting but instead went to his parents with some of our baby stuff to assemble. Then was telling me about how "grandparents just want to feel useful" after my long and stessful day working. I'm at such an impasse. I know that his child will always be a priority in his life, but I don't believe that I ever can be. I don't know if I'm just being ultra sensitive but I feel like him being so torn about his "broken family" isn't about my feelings at all, but his mothers. And after that novel I won't bitch about my other stuff.
    My dad was a huge mama's boy and did not get why that was a bad thing...until my brother was born and he was a huge mama's boy and got how bad it hurts to feel left out. Maybe once the little man gets here he will be able to get it better.

              

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  • northport6northport6 member
    @Soozerella said:

    I have a handful today..

    1. I'm pretty irked with H about how he is handling the shit with his mom. This is such a shitty position to be in because he honestly thinks his mom is trying the best she can and feels so awful about her behavior the last 6 years. I don't understand why he can't grasp that after 6 years if she felt bad her behavior would change. Honestly, I married a mamas boy and it has just made me feel very isolated during my pregnancy. When all the shit went down for the last time and I told him he just had to get me through the pregnancy and worry about his mom later I knew he wasn't going to be able to. Actually dealing with it is more upsetting than I thought. Like I checked into the hotel last night and he said he was going to go to his ACoA meeting but instead went to his parents with some of our baby stuff to assemble. Then was telling me about how "grandparents just want to feel useful" after my long and stessful day working.

    I'm at such an impasse. I know that his child will always be a priority in his life, but I don't believe that I ever can be. I don't know if I'm just being ultra sensitive but I feel like him being so torn about his "broken family" isn't about my feelings at all, but his mothers.

    And after that novel I won't bitch about my other stuff.

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  • jamrosjjamrosj member
    peitri said:
    I think MamaHanna and Sooz take the cake today, but here's mine anyway.

    When people ask me what we are naming our LO, I start to lose my shit a little. When the SAME people ask over and over, I want to punch them in the face. We don't have a name yet, and if we did, we wouldn't tell you!

    I've resorted to this default reply: "We are hoping she comes out wearing a name tag."
    Good response! My mom is bugging us to settle on something but we keep changing favorites every week. She says DD will connect more if he had a name but she calls him baby brother now and I'm OK if she calls him that for a while when he's out too.
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  • notkateanymorenotkateanymore member
    For my first TMI of this pregnancy...I am in serious pain down "there" from who knows what. I think it's from peeing all the time and having to wipe, it's like it's raw! I have no idea how to fix it and I'm about to lose my mind. 
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  • leahraewkuleahraewku member
    lisab613 said:

    This 24 hour urine test SUCKS. It's gross, and I pee so often it was a huge pain. Overnight I got up to pee and was unable to get back to sleep ... twice. And now I have to take my pee jug with me to the doctor's office.

    Side note, I'm really hoping this pee test results in them telling me that I don't have pre-eclampsia. And that I passed my 3 hour GD test last week.

    I feel your pain! I just got home from dropping off my fourth 24 hour catch this pregnancy. I'm over it. Last week I was in the last two hours of collection and had left the hat on the toilet to go grab the receptacle. In that one minute window, DD snuck in the bathroom, peed in the hat, and tainted the sample. They made me do the entire test over again.
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  • abbief584abbief584 member
    I woke up this morning with a bad headache, an earache & a sore throat on top of the lovely pelvic pain, swollen feet, & braxton hicks. My 2 year old decided instead of getting in the car this morning he would run from me so I had to chase him through the wet, cold grass for like 2 minutes and then I was late to work. Today is not a good day.
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  • Rock2217 MamaRock2217 Mama member
    I'm sick of my nose running like its faucet! Didn't sleep great cuz if nagging neck stiff muscles and my belly is getting heavier each day! Have drs appt this afternoon and I'm fussy with my limited wardrobes!! 5 more weeks or bust!

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  • MarieC78MarieC78 member
    SailorTink said:
    KateMW said:
    For my first TMI of this pregnancy...I am in serious pain down "there" from who knows what. I think it's from peeing all the time and having to wipe, it's like it's raw! I have no idea how to fix it and I'm about to lose my mind. 
    This has happened to me for a loooong time. Raw from the medicine I use for PTL. I got preparation H witch hazel wipes and would just dab and hold the wet wipe on my hoo ha. I highly recommend it.
    I put a package of baby wipes in the bathroom yesterday. My parts aren't feeling so great these days either.
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  • Caitlinh27Caitlinh27 member

    I am trying to hold off this breakdown until after our maternity pictures this morning.  I can feel it building and i'm sitting here doing some deep breathing in an attempt not to cry.

    I did a ton of cleaning this weekend, and got LO's room mostly all organized (clothes and blankets washed, crib bedding put on, gifts unpacked, etc.) all while watching my little sister who is a handful.  DH didn't do a whole lot except take care of the leaves in our yard which he thinks he deserves a gold star for.

    The photographers are coming to our house this morning at 10:00.  I have to work today but H does not.  So he wakes up around 8:00 and then texts me all pissed off because "he has to get the house clean by himself in an hour and a half."  All he really has to do is pick up the living room and some stuff in LO's room.

    I'm so worn out and feel like DH just doesn't understsand that I need more help.  These pictures oughta be fun.  Hopefully I can put on a smile and cover up the "I want to kick you in the balls" look.

    Happy Monday Ladies!

     

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  • MissyC979MissyC979 member
    DS had croup this weekend, so we didn't get much sleep. I had to call the on-call doctor in the middle of the night, because he was having trouble breathing. It was pretty scary, but he's finally doing better. Now I think I may be coming down with his cold.

    I also went CRAZY nesting yesterday, but it was weird. I was compelled to clean things like the microwave and refrigerator. Meanwhile, I still haven't packed my hospital bag or installed the carseat. My hips and back are still really sore today from all the cleaning yesterday.
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