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redneckmomma25 · November 2013

I love Christmas

if I had a fake tree I may leave it up all year. I don't mind the extended Christmas season. I love it.

MississippiCatfish · November 2013

I liked Taylor Swift's bangs last night. I do think she's a big strange and I love John Mayer's song about her.

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hmp1 · November 2013

I just turned on Lifetime, Christmas movies FTW!! Love that they are on already.

KTC926 · November 2013

ktnicole said:

Also from another thread. I don't get Miranda Lambert. I have rarely recognized her songs, is she really a big deal? Why?

Miranda is my all time favorite!

Taylor gets dumped/cheated on and she writes a sad sad immature song about it aka "Never ever ever ever getting back together"

Miranda gets dumped/cheated on and she writes a song about burning all of his shit in "Kerosene". other examples: "Crazy Ex Girlfriend" "Gunpowder & Lead" "White Liar" I love her sentimental ones too.. I relate to her alot.

redneckmomma25 · November 2013

Miranda hunts. She also paints Blake Shelton's stuff pink randomly. She carries. Love Mama's Broken Heart. I will belt out any of her songs. One of my favorites is You Can't Go Home Again.

MarisaKathleen · November 2013

I'm with @KTC926. I really like Miranda Lambert.

I have no opinion on TS except to say that I picture her IRL exactly the way she was in the movie Valentine's Day. Every time I see her, that's exactly what I imagine she's like.

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Holly_1007 · November 2013

I'm really not looking forward to all the elf on a shelf posts that are going to blow up my FB and IG feeds. I feel like it turns into a competition. "Look how crafty and creative I am with my elf on a shelf! He pissed in the toilet and its green and I got this stamp from the store with little feet and put it on the toilet with a trail of skittles and m&ms to his hiding spot this morning" The whole point of it is for your kid (I think? Isn't it to bribe your kid into being good so santa brings them stuff? *shudders*) I don't want to see 25 days of your extravagant elf staging skills.

and plus also
"You better stop whining johnny or Santa won't bring you any christmas presents!!11!!" Bullfuckingshit. You're not ACTUALLY going to skip christmas, so stop using it as a threat.

MississippiCatfish · November 2013

redneckmomma25 said:
Miranda hunts. She also paints Blake Shelton's stuff pink randomly. She carries. Love Mama's Broken Heart. I will belt out any of her songs. One of my favorites is You Can't Go Home Again.

She also still shops at the dollar store and Walmart. She's awesome.

Pokedot · November 2013

willy_gert said:

MiraskTastic said:

I don't like skinny legs, but a fit leg? Yeah. something...thick. DH has hot calves. IDC if that's creepy.

DH has hot calves too! He thinks it is weird that I like them but I do.

Teeter totter rule went out the window two months ago for us. If being on the ground is "grounds for divorce" (SWIDT?) Then we are getting all kinds of divorced.

I couldn't agree more with the hot calves. DH has them as well. So when he's feeling feisty he'll "flex" them for me and give me the eyes. It's good for a laugh anyways!

tinyhumantoe · November 2013

@ktnicole my kind of gal! bad dogs.

my favorite miranda lambert song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYNM6SjD_o

So pretty

Esp when driving.

I eat off my floor.

redneckmomma25 · November 2013

SpoofLeJones said:
This is probably one of the most boring UO threads ever.

Country music is poop. So there.

My love for you just shrunk...

miss50 · November 2013

Words straight from my lurking ass... I mean mouth... about the cliff notes comment.

tyrannasaurusjess · November 2013

@tonir your teeter totter example made me LOL

Putting in my two cents on everything, though I have absolutely nothing to contribute (I was stuck in 1982 all day with no internet... not rad)

HATE T. Swift. So whiny, and I am so sick of her 'omg you love me???? I can't believe it.' look/act

Love country music, don't like how Blake Shelton looks (I forgot who said their H looked like him--- I'm sorry, I am sure your H is a hunk) and Luke Bryan is a stud. I don't like how it's turning hip-hopish, though, but I still jam to those sort of songs.

Christmas tree after thanksgiving, anything else I'm not down with publicly but I secretly envy you because I really want a tree up. stat!

Our neighbor leaves her little dog outside all day, every day. I hate him because he barks every second she is gone. I have come up with 10239847203 ways to silence him, none of which I will admit because you will all think I am a dog hater, which I am not. We have talked to the neighbor several times, but nothing changes. Also, he wears a vest, which I'm sure helps to keep him warm, but it makes me hate him more-- because I just roll my eyes at how stupid he looks.

terri_doula2010 · November 2013

MiraskTastic said:

If DH, DS and the dog all get on one end of the teeter-totter, I can probably keep my end in the air.

DH, DS, and DD on one side....I really need to borrow a dog.

I have never weighed less than DH in the whole 10 years I've known him. Even when I weighed 135, he weighed 130. Bastard.

MeatballEsq · November 2013

MiraskTastic said:

terri_doula2010 said:

MiraskTastic said:

If DH, DS and the dog all get on one end of the teeter-totter, I can probably keep my end in the air.

DH, DS, and DD on one side....I really need to borrow a dog.

I have never weighed less than DH in the whole 10 years I've known him. Even when I weighed 135, he weighed 130. Bastard.

Ah! That would make me grumble.

Same for me, though. I **think** when we met, we weighted thd same. No longer.

::goes back to eating brownie::

Damn. Now I want brownies.

MississippiCatfish · November 2013

Mmmm brownies.

Bighair12 · November 2013

I have way bigger calves than my husband. It is really sad. My best friend told me to not date him because he had weak ankles. But he has killer calves.

I check out men's calves all the time. Cyclists FTW.

MississippiCatfish · November 2013

ambekirt said:
I have way bigger calves than my husband. It is really sad. My best friend told me to not date him because he had weak ankles. But he has killer calves.

I check out men's calves all the time. Cyclists FTW.

Ooh good one. My husband has great runner's calves. Especially when he's training.

thebanich · November 2013

tinyhumantoe said:

@ktnicole my kind of gal! bad dogs.

my favorite miranda lambert song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYNM6SjD_o

So pretty Esp when driving.

I eat off my floor.

That song and White Liar are my favorite of Miranda's. I think she is pretty awesome.

melody921 · November 2013

Stasi said:

Can't stand dolman, I feel like they make me look shorter somehow.

My UO (it's probably been discussed before)

Subway sandwiches are disgusting. The stores smell disgusting and I gag everytime I go in one.

Dunkin Donuts coffee is fine, but everything else tastes stale and plastic-y

Yes! I also literally gag in Subway. Their bread smells horrible. And DD donuts taste like soap.

melody921 · November 2013

mrsjenni said:

I hate all the "I'm thankful" FB statuses in November. You fucking complain all year long and then write how thankful you are for 30 days? Nope. I skip right past all of them.

This is a big pet peeve of mine. It feels so contrived. Just tell the people in your life that you're thankful for them; you don't need to involve the rest of us.

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