@jancandance's post got me thinking about all the weird shit people have said to me. We've talked a lot about this in relation to babies and pregnancy, but what about just regular 'ole weird shit? What creepy things have people said to you?
Or perhaps for those of us that ARE the weirdos (
@wasnotwas, I'm looking at you here
), what creepy shit have you said to strangers?
Re: S/O Weird shit people say
Making conversation, I asked what bit her. I was not even remotely prepared for her to say, with a total straight face mind you, "a fat, toothless dope whore."
Alrighty then!
I also had someone tell me I look like a graceful antelope when I walk. I was like ".... Thank you?"
Me: "That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!"
edited to add:
FTR I have never been a stripper though I have applied to be one and then backed out when I was called back for an interview.
#Bodymber14 #Bodygate #itsMillerTime
Bradley 05-04-11 & Tyler 06-18-13
So Male Not Cousin finds out we're pregnant last holiday season (I know, pregnant story, but I've got two good ones from him). Says to me "Well, my son is CJ, S (my Stepbro) named his boy DJ, you should have a boy and name him RJ for (male-not-cousin) Jr.
Crickets people. The room went completely silent.
Story 2. Male Not Cousin was getting married, Hubs and I were living together (not yet married). I was invited to the wedding solo. My mom called him up to confirm that Hubs was not invited. Somehow he got Hub's phone number, and said to him "Dude, come to the ceremony, go off, get yourself some dinner, and come back with a thirsty tounge, we've got open bar". Mind you the wedding was 7 hours from home, in EBF New Hampshire (I love NH, but this was way out in the sticks). When Hubs said no thanks, MNC says "Dude, what could possibly be more important to you than my wedding?!". Yeesh.
Our lil' diva: late like her Momma: 40 weeks 5 days!
"He's such a titty man!"
"He loooves them titties!"
...awkwarddddd
I pointed out one time he wouldn't be saying that if I had a girl. He had nothing to say to that.
Our lil' diva: late like her Momma: 40 weeks 5 days!
My second one was my MIL discussing with my h and I that if we decided to move closer to her (which we aren't....) then we couldn't stay with her. Her reason, which no one asked her for but she offered up, was because "you know, in laws don't like each other".... Cue awkward silence.... Uhhh am I supposed to respond to that with a "yeah you're right"? Was she telling me she didn't like me? I don't get it.
FWIW- I'm not the most in shape person but I'm fairly in shape and range between a size 2-6. Regardless... WTF?!?!!!