August 2013 Moms

TMI Tuesday

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Re: TMI Tuesday

  • I am now so constipated that I caught myself making the same "poop face" that lo makes while trying to push it out. Picture a grown woman making a face that looked a little like this-

    I'm sorry you're backed up.. My oh my hell I cannot stop laughing!

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  • Welp....update on my vag booger....it has now turned into my first pp period. Fucking lovely. I guess it was a sort of ' mucous plug'
    Ugh no! I havent had a period yet, but ever since getting my IUD on Friday I've had to wear panty liners due to an excess of "vag boogers". I jokingly thought mucus plug as well. Better not be the start of a period! Oh and that IUD was inserted by my OB's hot intern (who I had never met). I was mortified when he walked in the room and introduced himself. The current condition of my ladie bits should not be seen by hot interns.
    Doesn't matter. Your lady bits were touched by a hot intern. 'Nuff said.
    Except if it were me i wouldnt have groomed cuz i thought old lady OB, not hot intern!
  • My SIL just had her second son. They were choosing between Canyon, Carter, and Cosmo. They chose Canyon because he "carved a Canyon" on his way out. They had to clean his fingernails because he had clawed her so badly on the way out. Not my TMI, but TMI nonetheless.

    Good news is that mommy and baby are doing great. They were able to go home 2 days later. Plus, he's super adorable.

    Canyon? Because he basically carved a canyon in her vagina!? Hilarious!!

    I can't eat pork anymore because I watched that youtube video of worms coming out of a piece of pork after someone poured coke on it. Yeah it may be a hoax but is was so fucking gross!!!!!

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    pb&jojo said:
    LokiLahve said:
    Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck.
    I thought this was normal. I do that shit every shower! An allergy sufferer's gotta do...
    I can hear my husband blowing his nose out every morning in the shower. always. lol.

    my TMI- I have always gotten these things called tonsil stones. It is a build up of old food debris that sits in these pockets near your tonsils. Eventually they get so big they pop out. They smell and taste horrible. I have one now...I can feel it. When they finally pop out I get so excited. Like Christmas morning.
     
    Me too! I never knew they had a name... Ugh they are so gross.

    I didn't know what they were called. They're gross. I always feel like I'm coughing up a hair ball when one comes loose.

    My tmi: I have the biggest cyst-like pimple between my boobs. Yesterday it started oozing. Ew!
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  • I decided to look at my belly button. I have fucking black heads all over where my piercing used to be. And i popped all of them...
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  • I can't think of a good tmi.. But I just want you all to know this thread makes me laugh so much.. I wish everyday was tmi Tuesday!
  • I started AF last night.... In the middle of foreplay :(. Thank God I noticed before DH and it only got on our clothes.
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