TMI Tuesday

Re: TMI Tuesday

• Leosmom13 member

  November 2013

  I accidentally ate dog food last night. It was on a fork my DH used to give the dog her food and he left it on a plate with left overs. That's what I get for being such a piggy.

  

  Leo John, Born August 12th 2013

  
  

  
  

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• MitsB707 member

  November 2013

  Yesterday I was sick with diarrhea, but Tyler was crying from being hungry after getting him from daycare, so I ended up having to nurse him on the toilet. He didn't seem to mind, but I felt like a bad mom.

  
  

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• FeetFirst member

  November 2013

  We finally had sex (yes 10 weeks later...) and I felt ok except for the kind of soreness you would expect after 10 weeks and having a baby etc.
  
  However it also felt more, well gaping. I asked DH what it felt like for him he said it fel like "your vagina" ...but it most definitely did not feel very tight to me... two kids, same hole...yeah...wondering if that will ever feel the same again.

  Mommy to J: Born 5/11/2010 & B: Born 8/26/2013

  

   

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• youtubebeauties member

  November 2013

  Hemorrhoids are the bane of my existence....tried to be all sexy the other night & came to bed nekkid.  About 3am I got the itch back there...with no panties on.  Let's just say I'm washing the sheets in HOT water with lots of bleach today. 
  

  
  
  
  

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• MommyAmes2 member

  November 2013

  MH and I take advantage of me being on my period....and have unprotected sex. Chances of ovulation are pretty nonexistant. We don't want more babies, but hate condoms. Just lay down a towel and we're good to go!
  
  It actually isn't as messy as you would think!

           

        

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• magdalina.h member

  November 2013

  Last night I got some milk on my hand, and without even thinking, I licked it off.
  

  

  

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• BlondieBia21 member

  November 2013

  I am now so constipated that I caught myself making the same "poop face" that lo makes while trying to push it out. Picture a grown woman making a face that looked a little like this-
  

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• Revez member

  November 2013

  I had an iud inserted last week. I spent about 20 minutes laying on my back, legs splayed, knuckle deep trying to find these "strings" you're supposed to check.
  Of course H walks in and thinks I'm doing something I haven't done in a long time. And of course tries to initiate something. Ain't nobody for time for that!

  
  

  
  

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• Revez member

  November 2013

  Also @TurtleMomma - You think "used" is a yucky word?

  
  

  
  

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• LokiLahve member

  November 2013

  Yesterday my vagina excreted what I can only describe as a vag booger. It was a clear, mucusy, snot like blob. Wtf.
  Was that my mucus plug?

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• HermansWife member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  We had family fart time this morning. DH farted, baby let a few loose, then I had an uncontrollable urge to join in. At 3 AM we found it pretty hilarious. I suppose nothing bonds people together like a gas symphony. :-p

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• laabeja member

  November 2013

  Some days I feel like I can constantly smell my nether regions. Just hoping that my coworkers can't.

   

   
  
  

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• ktballz member

  November 2013

  Zever000 said:

  I had an iud inserted last week. I spent about 20 minutes laying on my back, legs splayed, knuckle deep trying to find these "strings" you're supposed to check.
  Of course H walks in and thinks I'm doing something I haven't done in a long time. And of course tries to initiate something. Ain't nobody for time for that!

  Did you find them? It's been three weeks since mine was insterted and I can't find them? I asked my husband to help and he was like "hell no". I guess he only likes sticking his finger up there if sexy times are involved.

  

  
  

  
  

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• ktballz member

  November 2013

  In the morning my breasts get so full the side I'm not nursing on will let down. I hate the smell of the warm milk running down my sleep shirt. Normally I put nursing pads in to avoid it but I'm out.

  

  
  

  
  

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• tdmklm member

  November 2013

  magdalina.h said:

  Last night I got some milk on my hand, and without even thinking, I licked it off.
  

  I did the same exact thing.

  
  

  
  

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• WildRumpus member

  November 2013

  We DTD in lo's room the other night because he was asleep in the swing in our room and we were scared to wake him up

  Ezra James 08/22/2013 
  Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016 
  
  Two Angel Babies 
  07/03/2012
  08/08/2015
  
  "If you're still my small babe
  or you're all the way grown,
  my promise to you
  is you're never alone.
  You are my angel, my darling,
  my star...and my love will find you,
  wherever you are."
  

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• V&G101808 member

  November 2013

  magdalina.h said:

  Last night I got some milk on my hand, and without even thinking, I licked it off.
  

  
  That's me all the time... yesterday LO was acting finicky with the bottle so I shoved it in my mouth to make sure the nipple was working right and there wasn't a weird taste.  Mom life.

  

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• Caz1221 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Sundae13 said:

  
  

  Maritza707 said:

  
  

  Yesterday I was sick with diarrhea, but Tyler was crying from being hungry after getting him from daycare, so I ended up having to nurse him on the toilet. He didn't seem to mind, but I felt like a bad mom.

  
  

  
  
  Totally done it.
  
  I'm hacking up green mucus today. Yum.
  
  
  I had a few weeks where LO nursing first thing in the morning triggered an urgent need to poop, so I have nursed her on the toilet multiple times. I'm so glad it only lasted a few weeks and has since stopped happening.
  
  My TMI for the day is that my gas has been out of control lately. I don't know what's causing it, but I regularly stink up the nursery while rocking LO to sleep. Luckily, she doesn't seemed bothered!

  

   

   

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• Bunnyfer member

  November 2013

  Lo was backed up a few days ago, probably because I took a few Immodium during my stomach flu. Well she needed to poop, and I helped her out using the rectal trick my pedi showed me. She had a very large hard poop glob blocking her...once that was out, it was a poop river. Well I thought I had gotten it all....I was sitting at work, and I smelled something funky....yep....baby poo on my arm...whats worse, a co worker saw me notice it, and proceeded to make fun of me...

  
  

  

  
  

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• CourtJack member

  November 2013

  ktballz said:

  I had an iud inserted last week. I spent about 20 minutes laying on my back, legs splayed, knuckle deep trying to find these "strings" you're supposed to check. Of course H walks in and thinks I'm doing something I haven't done in a long time. And of course tries to initiate something. Ain't nobody for time for that!

  Did you find them? It's been three weeks since mine was insterted and I can't find them? I asked my husband to help and he was like "hell no". I guess he only likes sticking his finger up there if sexy times are involved.

  OK, sounds weird, but for me, I have to, uh...push? Like trying to poop. And then search for them. Unless my anatomy is weird, I find it lowers the strings....

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• LJUTCMommy member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  I ran out of pads on Saturday. I tried my tampons but those are still a no go. I was too lazy to go to the store so I used diapers. For 2 days.

  
  

  

  
  

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• Enjeneer member

  November 2013

  We have LO in her nursery now, with a video monitor on the iPad in our room, which has a loud doorbell alarm if LO reaches a loud enough noise level crying or whatnot. I went in to feed her around 2am and I farted so loud it set off the doorbell alarm in our room.
  
  When I went to bed and DH asked what that was, I blamed it on LO.

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• BlondieBia21 member

  November 2013

  LJUTCMommy said:

  I ran out of pads on Saturday. I tried my tampons but those are still a no go. I was too lazy to go to the store so I used diapers. For 2 days.

  I just Lol'd. I found with tampons I had to use a light size and work my way up to a regular. It took about a day and a half to work properly haha..

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• nnikki10 member

  November 2013

  Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck.

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• Ashesha13 member

  November 2013

  After expressing some milk before work yesterday I was wiling my nipples and realized just how far they stretch without feeling anything really. I've seen those latching videos where it show the nipple reaching the palate in the back of babys mouth... I thought I was an exaggeration or impossible... I'm a believer..
  
  I'm also on my period and remembered last night how awful it is to take out a tampon that is not close to full yet... It's worse now. Whoever posted and the baby scratching on the way out.. I feel I can sympathize

  

  
  

  Jackson was born 8/11/2013 3:53 am 6 lbs 12 oz

  
  

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• Jamiepahel member

  November 2013

  Think neck cheese is rancid? Behind the ear cheese smells down right nauseating.

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• kwrecks member

  November 2013

  LO was sick a few weeks ago and she still has some random boogers in her nose, so I suction them out.  The other day, I was out of tissue in her room, so instead of going to get a tissue to put the boogers on after I suction them out, I just put them on my hand.  I had quite a collection when I was done!
  

  
  
  
  
  
   
  
   
  
  
  
  
  

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• AprilRaine member

  November 2013

  Zever000 said:

  Also @TurtleMomma - You think "used" is a yucky word?

  LOL! The other night I caught my toddler pulling a used breast pad out of the wastebasket and wiping his mouth with it.
  "Used" was definitely a yucky word in my scenario.

                    
  

  
  

  

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• Revez member

  November 2013

  ktballz said:

  Zever000 said:

  I had an iud inserted last week. I spent about 20 minutes laying on my back, legs splayed, knuckle deep trying to find these "strings" you're supposed to check.
  Of course H walks in and thinks I'm doing something I haven't done in a long time. And of course tries to initiate something. Ain't nobody for time for that!

  Did you find them? It's been three weeks since mine was insterted and I can't find them? I asked my husband to help and he was like "hell no". I guess he only likes sticking his finger up there if sexy times are involved.

  @ktballz yep, I found them, but I also asked my OB to cut them long so (in theory) I wouldn't have to go digging. They aren't really strings, they're like little smooth wires. I can easily see how they could get missed. Like a pp said, try pushing and see if that lowers them.
  

  
  

  
  

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• magdalina.h member

  November 2013

  V&G101808 said:

  magdalina.h said:

  Last night I got some milk on my hand, and without even thinking, I licked it off.
  

  
  That's me all the time... yesterday LO was acting finicky with the bottle so I shoved it in my mouth to make sure the nipple was working right and there wasn't a weird taste.  Mom life.

  MH told me to check the nipple because he thought there might be a clog. I sucked on it and he proceeded to make an awesome disgusted face. He had in mind that I'd check it in the sink.
  

  

  

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• LokiLahve member

  November 2013

  nnikki10 said:

  Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck.

  I thought this was normal. I do that shit every shower! An allergy sufferer's gotta do...
  

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• TurtleMomma member

  November 2013

  Zever000 said:

  Also @TurtleMomma - You think "used" is a yucky word?

  Yes. Brings to mind "used condoms".
  
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• TurtleMomma member

  November 2013

  Also, my TMI, my shit smelled so bad this morning it woke DH up. From across the house.

  
  
  
  
  

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• tanabeans member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck. @nnikki10 i do this all the time! I have bad allergies and its the easiest way to clear them in the morning. I cant get out of the quote
  
  My TMI
  I went to the OB yesterday cuz i thought my vagina was falling out. apparently what i see obstructing my hole (gross word) is my urethra. OB said normal but its definitely not the same as before pg. The pain and pressure and burning i have been feeling is my constipation and irritability due a lack of moisture moist is also a disgusting word.I aslo may have a UTI and the beginnings of a yeast infection. I have the trifecta of vaginal issues,
  
   Also first time im not mobile and i keep waiting for autocorrect.
  

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• tanabeans member

  November 2013

  Im reading this thread while eating lunch, stomach of steel
  3:-O

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• pb&jojo member

  November 2013

  LokiLahve said:

  Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck.

  I thought this was normal. I do that shit every shower! An allergy sufferer's gotta do...

  I can hear my husband blowing his nose out every morning in the shower. always. lol.
  
  my TMI- I have always gotten these things called tonsil stones. It is a build up of old food debris that sits in these pockets near your tonsils. Eventually they get so big they pop out. They smell and taste horrible. I have one now...I can feel it. When they finally pop out I get so excited. Like Christmas morning.
  

  

  
  
  

       
                        
                         
  
           

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• Revez member

  November 2013

  pb&jojo said:

  
  

  LokiLahve said:

  
  

  nnikki10 said:

  Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck.

  I thought this was normal. I do that shit every shower! An allergy sufferer's gotta do...
  

  
  

  I can hear my husband blowing his nose out every morning in the shower. always. lol.
  
  my TMI- I have always gotten these things called tonsil stones. It is a build up of old food debris that sits in these pockets near your tonsils. Eventually they get so big they pop out. They smell and taste horrible. I have one now...I can feel it. When they finally pop out I get so excited. Like Christmas morning.
  
  
  Oh.my.god. I get these too! They're disgusting, yet satisfying. It's awesome when they finally fall out. I haven't had one in forever though.
  
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• LokiLahve member

  November 2013

  Zever000 said:

  LokiLahve said:

  Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck.

  I thought this was normal. I do that shit every shower! An allergy sufferer's gotta do...

  I can hear my husband blowing his nose out every morning in the shower. always. lol.
  
  my TMI- I have always gotten these things called tonsil stones. It is a build up of old food debris that sits in these pockets near your tonsils. Eventually they get so big they pop out. They smell and taste horrible. I have one now...I can feel it. When they finally pop out I get so excited. Like Christmas morning.
  

  Oh.my.god. I get these too! They're disgusting, yet satisfying. It's awesome when they finally fall out. I haven't had one in forever though. /:)

  
  My mom and sister get these....they call them 'carn balls' I have no idea why.

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• LokiLahve member

  November 2013

  Welp....update on my vag booger....it has now turned into my first pp period. Fucking lovely. I guess it was a sort of ' mucous plug'

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• MommyKristin88 member

  November 2013

   

  pb&jojo said:

  LokiLahve said:

  Ill blow my nose in the shower. All that steam really gets things unstuck.

  I thought this was normal. I do that shit every shower! An allergy sufferer's gotta do...

  I can hear my husband blowing his nose out every morning in the shower. always. lol.
  
  my TMI- I have always gotten these things called tonsil stones. It is a build up of old food debris that sits in these pockets near your tonsils. Eventually they get so big they pop out. They smell and taste horrible. I have one now...I can feel it. When they finally pop out I get so excited. Like Christmas morning.
  

   

  Me too! I never knew they had a name... Ugh they are so gross.
  

  

    BFP 3/29/2014 2u2 Let's do this!

   

  

    

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