S**t my husband says

Re: S**t my husband says

• SchoolPsychSteph member

  October 2013

  I loved this thread by the title. Here's mine,'You're always so tired. Maybe you need to go to the doctor or start working out." The latter has some truth, but c'mon man!

  
  

  
  

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• SarahS11 member

  October 2013

  I've been feeling pretty nauseous and just basically lay around after I get home from work. The other night hubby said, "I think you need to just take a really great poop!" Okay hubbs... If only it were that easy! Haha

  

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• Sierra524 member

  October 2013

  Men seriously don't get it

  Married on 8/31/2013

  
  
  

  

  
  

  

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• AnnaKaie member

  October 2013

  Mine is second guessing everything. Is it safe for you? Is it safe for the baby ? Yes! We can have sex omg!

  
  

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• A&A9222012 member

  October 2013

  My husband tells me to stop playing the pregnant card when I get crabby with him but everything he says is annoying me 10x more than before.  Oh men....then today at our first OB appointment as I was getting my pap done he goes "we men have it sooo easy". 

   

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• Sierra524 member

  November 2013

  A&A9222012 said:

  My husband tells me to stop playing the pregnant card when I get crabby with him but everything he says is annoying me 10x more than before. 

  OMG I feel the exact same way. Everything he says is so damn annoying. I don't even know why!! Obviously it's the hormones. H told me I was "being mean to him" the other day. I didn't say it out loud but I did think to myself "you're being extra annoying". I feel bad for even thinking it.
  
  I do have to say that H is pretty much a saint for dealing with me so far during this pregnancy. I have been pretty awful (bc I feel awful) and he just deals with it.
  
  Men...they say and do dumb things, but we love em nonetheless.
  
  
  

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• Pepper6 member

  November 2013

  Before we went to the doctor last week, when I said I was tired, I think he thought I was just making excuses. But when he heard it from the doctor that fatigue is a real symptom, now he's really sweet when I'm tired.

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• hjl050308 member

  November 2013

  My husband and I were texting today. I was saying how I'm so bloated and how people are going to start to wonder. He responds that they'll know I'm pregnant. Of course I got defensive because I thought he meant in my belly and asked how. He writes "because your boobs are so big!"

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

                          

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• tbmadeamistake member

  November 2013

  " I wouldn't have minded waiting longer."  He has said this both times.  Um, you enjoyed the condomless sex as much as I did, you knew the potential consequences, especially the second time!
  

  Married DH 7/30/11
  

  CSC arrived 5/7/12 
  

  CHC arrived 6/2/14
  

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• emfoxc member

  November 2013

  Every week when I get my email from TB saying "Your baby is now the size of a ______!" I forward it to H.  It always lists the exact compilation of symptoms I'm experiencing (such as extreme moodiness, ha), so he will be fully aware of what's going on each week.
  

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• scapuano member

  November 2013

  I got called needy today too! Because I didn't want to hand out candy alone all night while he went drinking with the parents taking the kids out - we don't have kids except for the one in me! Guess who was alone all night with a headache and ringing doorbell and barking dog..

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• Pahialii member

  November 2013

  A couple of days after my BFP we had this conversation....
  DH: I feel like I'm in that House episode?
  Me: what?
  DH: the one where he tells his patient she has a parasite growing inside of her when she's pregnant and doesn't know it. Don't get me wrong, I'm really excited but sometimes I just sit here and think - woah it's so weird that you have a parasite inside of you.

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• Beeank member

  November 2013

  "Babe you're so gross when you're pregnant, stop making such weird puke noises."
  
  Oh. Ok.

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• hscoggins member

  November 2013

  These are so funny! My hubby has been a saint and very supportive so far, but he had also become very paranoid. While passing out candy last night to trick or treaters, as I handed candy to one kid he cutely said 'does this have nuts in it?' As it did, I handed him a plain chocolate bar instead. As he was running back to his parents the hubs yells after him 'don't eat any candy until your parents inspect it!!'

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• Mamacarly member

  November 2013

  On the first morning I experienced ms with DS, my supportive husband was there to reassure me that this phase only lasts 10 more weeks...

   

  gee thanks, I feel better already! 

   

  

   

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• babygabe614 member

  November 2013

  These are cracking me up! My hubby has been pretty good so far, but he can tell the hormonal swings are already beginning. He has just found ways to escape me as much as possible while that is happening... smart move, sir.

  

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• jclane814 member

  November 2013

  I'm a nurse so I work 12 hours shifts.  At almost 7 weeks, the exhaustion is killing me and on my days off, I'm just a slug and lay around and sleep. Earlier this week when he called and woke me from an afternoon siesta, hubby said: "why are you so tired anyway, I though you didn't get tired until you were really pregnant?"

  My response to him was "what the (*^%* do you think I am right now? Fake pregnant?"

  He just has no clue, really, and with this being our first child, we are learning together, but sometimes I wonder if he still isn't comprehending the fact that we are having a baby!

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• shakeweights member

  November 2013

  My husband has been pretty awesome - he has his days though. Last night I asked him what he was looking forward to and he answered with, 'Not having to deal with the crazy anymore.' To which he was talking about me and my pregnancy hormones. I guess he's not looking forward to holding his child or anything? LOL!

   

  

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• kittenslove member

  November 2013

  My hunny has been supportive but SUPER worried about everything I eat. Like seriously, I can have a candy bar, it will be fine. Hes convinced sugar is going to give me diabetes and high fructose corn syrup is going to prevent normal development. Last night we were at a halloween party, and there was a girl there due in December. He goes "don't you want to look like her at 7 months? You shouldn't eat that cake.". Thankfully his aunts overheard him and yelled at him before I lost my cool.

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• tlouise7452 member

  November 2013

  I love these.  I'm pretty sure my DH is having sympathy symptoms.  He even jokes that he is the preggo one.  Poor guy!  NOT

  The best thing he has said so far is "You're boobs are getting bigger!"  LOL.  Thanks for noticing hun. 

  ~First Time Mommy to Be~

  Tasha

   

  

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• Pintobean39 member

  November 2013

  Last night my husband had to work a night shift so he slept literally all day. He went to sleep midnight the night before and slept until 3 the next day, a total of 15 hours of sleep. I told him it must be nice to get that much sleep and he says to me well I am going to have to stay up all night. I just give him an evil eye and say I will be up too since I have to pee 3 times every night now.
  
  Little thing just piss me off now!

  Fucking bump!!!!

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• sunny6 member

  November 2013

  My husband overdid it with the Halloween candy and has been complaining that he's nauseous. I just had to give him a look like, seriously? His response, "yeah but you're always nauseous. It's worse for me because I'm not pregnant." The poor guy, must be tough.

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• Sierra524 member

  November 2013

  I am loving all the stories! So funny!

  Married on 8/31/2013

  
  
  

  

  
  

  

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• Yasm33na member

  November 2013

  My hubby isn't insensitive... Just funny lol. He keeps yelling at my tummy "hey baby??? Can you hear me?? Did your ears come in yet!?!" XD.

  Beatrice- bfp September 16 2013, born February 1 2014 died later same day.

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• shakeweights member

  November 2013

  Yasm33na said:

  My hubby isn't insensitive... Just funny lol. He keeps yelling at my tummy "hey baby??? Can you hear me?? Did your ears come in yet!?!" XD.

  HILARIOUS!!!

   

  

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• babybean82 member

  November 2013

  These are great! Yesterday DH and I had sex and right at the end DH farted really loud then said "Oops sorry I guess neither one of us can control our pregnant bodies" 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Yasm33na member

  November 2013

  babybean82 said:

  These are great! Yesterday DH and I had sex and right at the end DH farted really loud then said "Oops sorry I guess neither one of us can control our pregnant bodies" 

  I just laughed really loud and scared my hubby out of his nap XD

  Beatrice- bfp September 16 2013, born February 1 2014 died later same day.

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• Ahug77 member

  November 2013

  My husband hasn't really seemed excited at all (it is our first pregnancy) and thus hasn't really said anything pregnancy-related to me. In fact, he did not even believe it until the blood test results. Last week, we sat down with our families to tell them and I told everyone not to get too happy because I may miscarry like the women in my family have. Afterward, he asked if miscarriage skipped generations in my family. I replied, "No." He paused, looked at me and said, "It will this time." 

  

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• cristykaye member

  November 2013

  Mine hasn't really said to much but I am so looking forward to him working nights starting Sunday. The whole month of November!! Bed all to myself!!! I may be a little to excited for this! O and no PS3 after I get off work!!!

  *BFP- Sept 2013*

  *Ryder due June 1,2014*

  
  

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• austinlyns member

  November 2013

  When I was pregnant with my 1st, I was doing lunges along with an exercise video and my husband freaked out and said, "should you be doing that?! If you open your womb like that, the baby could come out!" Ummm, wouldn't it be nice if it were that easy? Just do a lunge and the baby slides right out?!

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• Belinda80 member

  November 2013

  Tell him if you hurt him you'll have the hormones to blame it on.... Joking!!!!! Some husbands are very inconsiderate

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• JujuB22 member

  November 2013

  DH and I only tried for a month to get pregnant, but we tried A LOT in that month. I've been afraid to do anything since the positive test. He told me "You're just cruel, got me addicted to tons of sex and now cut me off. I think I'm having withdrawals" He was joking....kind of...lol

  
  

  
  

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• nicolinab member

  November 2013

  My husband seemed to have a lot more respect for me after he went to our first US, transvaginal. He goes, "Wait, what?! Where are they going to put it?" He's been pretty doting since!
  

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• Davidsfiance10 member

  November 2013

  When my husband and I were talking about the changes my body will go through and how hard I will have to fight to get it back (thanks genetics) a response to the conversation from him was "I will still love you, even with your blown out vagina" it was too funny for me to get mad and now it's an on gowing joke....

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• kd&cd member

  November 2013

  Normally I'm pretty cool headed and don't let anything get to me, but lately no matter how he reacts to what I say I FLIP! So DH keeps asking me why I'm mad at him and every time I apologize and tell him I'm not. I'm so done with this convo that this evening I sent him a text saying "this is my apology for the rest of this pregnancy...your not going to get another one so next time you think I'm mad at you pull this up. Also, be more understanding " His response "lol. K" he knows how much I HATE "k" as a response...I'm starting to wonder if he is pushing my buttons on purpose.

   

  
  

   Oct 16/13. BFP @ 11 dpo

  Oct 21/13. Beta 360 @ 16 dpo

  Oct 23/13. Beta 749 @ 18 dpo

  Nov 24/13. Saw HB (141bpm) & baby wiggle around via ultrasound @ 9w5d due date changed to June 23!!

  Dec 6/13. Heard HB (122bpm) via Doppler at OB @ 11w3d

  Jan 9/14. Heard HB (124bpm) via Doppler at OB @ 16w3d irregular beat

  Jan 29/14. DH felt kicks for first time @ 19w3d

  Feb 2/14. Saw baby via ultrasound (quick scan in ER) @ 19w6d

  Feb 6/14. Heard HB (126-134bpm) via Doppler @ 20w3d normal beat

  Feb 15/14. AS - baby looked great (measured 1w small) and would NOT let us see sex! @ 21w5d 

  Feb 20/14  3D US - its a GIRL!!!!! @ 22w3d

  Feb 27/14. Repeat AS for more pics, HB 124bpm  @ 23w3d

  Mar 6/14. Heard HB (130bpm) via Doppler @ 24w3d

   

  

   

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• Mrs_D_in_KY member

  November 2013

  DH has been great so far, but this is our second pregnancy. I'm just over 7 weeks and he's like are you pushing out your stomach? I tell him no I am just super bloated. And I proceed to push my bloat out even further. He says well it's looking a little obvious you're pregnant. Haha

  DS #1 born January 2010. DS #2 due June 2014.

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• catch2010 member

  November 2013

  Yeah he comments on my boobs a lot, but today I was complaining about a smell and he was like, "ummm i soldered something in the garage HOLY SH*T PREGGO NOSE IS BACK!"

  "I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing."
  
  

  
  

  
  

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• cristykaye member

  November 2013

  The us tech said "insert this for me" talking about the wand for the U/S so now fiancé thinks its funny and says it referring to his penis every time were in bed. Sex or not.

  *BFP- Sept 2013*

  *Ryder due June 1,2014*

  
  

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• Rickaroo922 member

  November 2013

  This time around DH has been pretty good. When i was about12ish wks.pregnant with our son we went swimming. He had his arms around me under water. He looks up at me and says "Wow,your hips are getting wider!" Gee thanks. He didn't mean it as an insult, he was just surprised at how early on our bodies change. He is lucky Im not super sensitive about that stuff.
  

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• sparklenshine_89 member

  November 2013

  Hubby asked me, "are you sure you should eat bread?" since I had cut bread out of my diet. I responded with... "seriously, it's the only thing I can hold down."

  
  

  Later in the week we decided to go to In N Out and I was going to have a protein styled burger... he was like... "you can have a regular one with bread, if you want".

  
  

  Haha. So funny. He's really supportive though because this is our third child. Oh, and he doesn't question anything I eat anymore. 

  

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