Lax and your Australian husband

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• Oohgurl member

  November 2013

  LMAO I like East Virginia.

  

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• JenJen2209 member

  November 2013

  Penis gun freakyland? haha
  
  I like 'almost Mexico' lol
  

  
  

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• jedimindtrick member

  November 2013

  JenJen2209 said:

  Penis gun freakyland? haha
  
  I like 'almost Mexico' lol
  

  Me too. Cuz I'm from there. And it's true. lol

  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  My husband always says that all he knew of North America as a continent was that it was made up of 50 states. Hahaha so cute. It's funny to hear him tell world history or do geography it's like he is from another planet.

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013

  I love kite and wibbly rectangle.  I think that's how all territories should be named.
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Also I have to admit that even though I am a flight attendant and have been to many of these states I still couldn't tell you most of them. I can however tell you which ones have the best airport food!! Also stay away from o'hare....why is that airport so ridiculously big? I feel like it should
  have it's own electoral seat!
  
  Edit: chubby fingers

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• bhjones1980 member

  November 2013

  I love "Washington 2"
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013

  Maybe my FFFC should be that I agree with this entire map.  My geography knowledge extends to Florida (where I live) and California as the big spoon and Nevada as the little spoon.  And it's true, everyone does know Texas.
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• lizziebooper member

  November 2013

   I will be the first to admit that this Canadian girl knows very little about US geography but I am pretty sure when I drove from Alberta to Ontario going through the US that we went through the Dakotas which were right under Saskatchewan because we went nowhere near Texas. 

  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  lizziebooper said:

   I will be the first to admit that this Canadian girl knows very little about US geography but I am pretty sure when I drove from Alberta to Ontario going through the US that we went through the Dakotas which were right under Saskatchewan because we went nowhere near Texas. 

  Don't feel bad I'm sure there are some American ladies that couldn't name all our provinces and territories! And we only have 13!
  
  

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013

  Can you give us a blank map of Canada and we'll fill in those blanks for you?
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  Oooh fun!! No googling!!!

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  And for the Canadian/British ladies...

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013

  1.  Canadian Idaho/ British Columbia
  2.  Canadian Lousiana/Vancouver
  3.  Siberia
  4. Nevada.  Definitely Nevada. 
  5.  Box
  6.  Quebec?
  7.  Sneeze splat
  8. Toronto
  9. Ontario
  10-13.  Rich people backyards.  To small to be a real province.
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• lizziebooper member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  smg2302 said:

  1.  Canadian Idaho/ British Columbia
  2.  Canadian Lousiana/Vancouver
  3.  Siberia
  4. Nevada.  Definitely Nevada. 
  5.  Box
  6.  Quebec?
  7.  Sneeze splat
  8. Toronto
  9. Ontario
  10-13.  Rich people backyards.  To small to be a real province.
  

  I love that Vancouver and Toronto (2 Canadain cities) made your list. LOL Notice I haven't braved the US map yet.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• bhjones1980 member

  November 2013

  my best shot (without looking at anyone elses answers or google)
  
  1. Yukon
  2. British Columbia
  3. Northwest territory
  4. ALberta
  5. Saskatchewan
  6. Manitoba
  7. no clue
  8. Ontario
  9. Quebec
  10 Newfoundland
  11 no clue
  12 no clue
  13 Prince Edward Island
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• bhjones1980 member

  November 2013

  But I am a Vermonter, so I am pretty much Canadian
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• bhjones1980 member

  November 2013

  last question to the Canadians, is number 7 a new one?  I just looked up the answers to see how many I got and I have NEVER heard of that one.
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013

  bhjones1980 said:

  last question to the Canadians, is number 7 a new one?  I just looked up the answers to see how many I got and I have NEVER heard of that one.
  

  Nunavut!!!! That made me spit out my drink.  That can't be real.
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• bhjones1980 member

  November 2013

  smg2302 said:

  bhjones1980 said:

  last question to the Canadians, is number 7 a new one?  I just looked up the answers to see how many I got and I have NEVER heard of that one.
  

  Nunavut!!!! That made me spit out my drink.  That can't be real.
  

  I think they just made that one up to see if anyone was paying attention...
  
  silly Canada!
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013

  Side story:  I work at a University, and part of my responsibilities were to sign off on education abroad trips.  Our education abroad office switched their website from an alphabetical list of the nations we send students to, to a world map that is UNLABELED.  My student was going to Ireland and I couldn't find it.  She had to show me where to click.  Totally embarrassing.  I am the reason the rest of the world hates Mericans.
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• jayro10 member

  November 2013

  Hahahaha I love this game. I'll give it a go during next nap time.

  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Nunavut is our newest territory!!! It was created in my lifetime so not many people know about it. But you ladies are good!! I tried my hand at the us map and l lets just say I was writing Delaware for like three different states.
  
  Eta also I clearly only know states with football teams!!

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  Ok here goes nothing:
  
  1. Washington
  2. Oregon
  3. California (Shankland)
  4. Nevada
  5. Arizona
  6. Pass
  7. Idaho (Ralph Wiggum)
  8. Montana
  9. Colorado
  10. No man's land
  11. New Mexico
  12. Texass
  13. Couldn't give that extra bit to Texas
  14. Delaware
  15.delaware
  16. S Dakota
  17.n Dakota
  18. Minnesota
  19-21 Delaware
  22. Louisiana
  23. Wisconsin
  24. Michigan
  25. Ummmm Delaware?
  26. COLTS COUNTRY woot woot
  27. Ohio
  27 and 29 delawares?
  30. Mississippissippissssseleveni
  31. Alabama
  32. Florida
  33. Georgia
  34. S. Carolina
  35. N. Carolina
  36. Vagina!!! Hehehe
  37. THIS IS ACTUALLY DELAWARE!!!
  38. Pennsylvania (steelers suck!)
  39. New York
  40. Vermont
  41. New Hampshire
  42. Maine
  43. Mass. ( I can't spell it)
  44. Rhode Island
  45. New Jersey
  46.conneticut
  47. W vagina( labia)
  48. Maryland
  49. Alaska
  50. Hawaii!!!
  
  I am exhausted!!! your poor school children!!!

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013

  Is Delaware that well known that it's the go-to "other" state?  You did better than I could!
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  For reference

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  smg2302 said:

  Is Delaware that well known that it's the go-to "other" state?  You did better than I could!
  

  I think it's just that everyone knows of Delaware but not where it is so it's a put anywhere state. Side question what is the capital of Delaware?
  
  Also you guys aren't actually expected to know all 50 states are you? I literally couldn't think of anymore. Ahhhh Illinois!! Shit ummmm that's somewhere near Michigan!
  
  Edited for spelling

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• bhjones1980 member

  November 2013

  laxminavkar said:

  Is Delaware that well known that it's the go-to "other" state?  You did better than I could!
  

  I think it's just that everyone knows of Delaware but not where it is so it's a put anywhere state. Side question what is the capital of Delaware? Also you guys aren't actually expected to know all 50 states are you? I literally couldn't think of anymore. Ahhhh Illinois!! Shit ummmm that's somewhere near Michigan! Edited for spelling

  the capitol is Dover
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• bhjones1980 member

  November 2013

  laxminavkar said:

  Is Delaware that well known that it's the go-to "other" state?  You did better than I could!
  

  I think it's just that everyone knows of Delaware but not where it is so it's a put anywhere state. Side question what is the capital of Delaware? Also you guys aren't actually expected to know all 50 states are you? I literally couldn't think of anymore. Ahhhh Illinois!! Shit ummmm that's somewhere near Michigan! Edited for spelling

  Also I am sort of a geography nerd, I know all the states and all the state capitols.
  
  bow down!
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

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• smg2302 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Dover is the capital of Delaware.  In my elementary school, we were expected to learn all the states and their capitals, and eventually where they were on the map.  In chorus, we had to learn this song:
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb0eOmX7ZGw
  

  
  
  
  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  There's a Canada song too!
  
  Newfoundland and PEI,
  Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.
  Quebec, Ontario from there you'll see Manitoba Saskatchewan, Alberta, BC
  
  
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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013 edited November 2013

  Also there is no fucking way I could do the capitals of the states. You choose silly capital cities....for instance of all the cities in California you choose Sacramento? And where is Albany? Most famous city in the world and you choose Albany? Only one that make sense is Indianapolis...go colts!
  
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• lizziebooper member

  November 2013

  laxminavkar said:

  There's a Canada song too! Newfoundland and PEI, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. Quebec, Ontario from there you'll see Manitoba Saskatchewan, Alberta, BC Edited

  Did you just make that up, I was never taught that song and I am an Educational Assistant and we have never song it in class either.

  
  

  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  It's totally a song.
  
  It starts off:
  
  The provinces of Canada are fun to remember
  Fun to remember
  Fun to remember
  
  The provinces of Canada are fun to remember
  Fun to remember
  So sing them with me
  
  And then you list the provinces....
  
  ::searching for YouTube video::

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

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• flyliceandcoffee member

  November 2013

  so yah...i suck at geography...i'm not even gonna attempt the canadian one seeing as how i got half the US ones wrong. My US map looks more like the OP map than it should!

   

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  Arkansas!!! Which one is Arkansas and Arkansas' cousin Kansas...where are they?

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• Boo0512 member

  November 2013

  Arkansas is above Louisiana or the upper right corner of Texas. Kansas is two up from Texas (above Oklahoma).
  
  Crap now I'm second guessing myself.
  
  

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• LaxMOM44 member

  November 2013

  Oklahoma!!! Fuck how do you guys remember them all!!!

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• Shoegal36 member

  November 2013

  This is hilarious. I'm sad that no one could name my province. I don't exist. Boooo
  
  Hey @laxminavkar this is off topic but the thread made me think of it. I have a friend who's H is Australian (she's a flight attendant too, weeeird) Anyhow, they were telling me how in Australia people say "the C word" all the time like it's no big deal. Does your H? I'm just curious and find it funny. There's actually a song called "You can't say cunt in Canada." Have you heard it? It's hilarious, YouTube it!

             

  
  

     

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