WTF DH. If you continue to steal the blankets off your pregnant, uncomfortable wife every night, I'm not going to be responsible for my sleep deprived actions!
WTF to pretty much everyone who's spoken to me so far today. I know it's me overreacting, but damn. People's questions (which I KNOW they already know the answers to) are getting on my last nerve.
WTF insomnia? I can't function right now and feel like I could sleep all day but at 3am I'm wide awake, can't get comfortable to sleep and have the worst acid reflux/heartburn.
WTF insurance company maternity support program nurses. I call my main nurse and her voicemail says she's on leave of absence and to call another nurse. When I call the other nurse, her voicemail says she is out and to call the first nurse. Really? Could we not have planned this a little better ladies?
**Warning: Losses and living child mentioned** BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy. BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you. BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13Myrainbowbaby!
I have two. Wtf weather?! Thunderstorms on Halloween night? I want to take the kids trick-or-treating! It was cold and rainy last year. Get your act together, Mother Nature.
Also, wtf MIL?! I told you no shower. I politely suggested a luncheon, a sip and see, or a family get together instead. I also tried being blunt and telling you outright that a full on shower for a third baby (in a four year span, mind you) is tacky! And you insist on throwing it the Saturday before Christmas (and my due date). Clearly, this is something you're doing for yourself, not for me since I've made it clear I'm not comfortable with it.
WTF TMobile! Why did you tell me I could swap my phones over when I couldn't?? Now I have no service with ANY carrier AT ALL! And no, I do NOT want to buy phones from you because you lied!! Did I mention we were at their store from 10 am to 5pm? Never again!
I have another one. WTF employer? She wants me to go buy 3 "good sized" pumpkins for her 3 kids, carve one with the little one today then after we get the other 2 after school do it with them. Ok so I'm almost 34w pregnant but I need to go get the pumpkins and carve them with your kids?? Don't you want to do that with them?? And both you and your husband are more than capable of getting pumpkins..mind you, she is home on Mon and Fri! But the day before Halloween I need to get everything and do it. Oh and go buy my daughter new clothes today too. Oh ok, we have 3 hours to do all this including making her lunch before she takes a nap. Arghhhh!!! I want to cry. (
WTF HR person! What makes you think its a good idea to take the day off the day before all our insurance info is to be turned in! I have questions about my name change that you said you took care 2 years ago when i got married but clearly did not!
WTF doctor? Why are you insisting on having me re-take my one hour GD test this week? One doctor said I passed, the other I saw said I was "borderline," b/c they want the number to be under 130 and I was AT 130 so she wants me to re-take it on Friday. I mean, at this point in the pregnancy (34 weeks tomorrow), you're telling me NOW that I might have GD? Boo.
I probably should just chalk it up to being thorough, but I'm being whiny about it.
WTF Lowes. I ordered a rug and pad to go under the rug. Thankssomuch for delivering the pad today with no indication of when I'll receive the actual rug. Cause, you know, the non-skid pad really brings together a room.
WTF friend?! It's 50 degrees out and you refuse to put socks or a onesie on your baby because you insist "he runs warm like you". Really? Is that why his little hands always feel like ice? Or maybe it's because you don't want to do more laundry then you have to (like you commented yesterday).
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 - My Ovulation Chart
(That's all I got. Pretty much applies to everything today.)
i am a copy cat....because yeah....I can't even...
AND I will add this @superspecialsnowflake - Why isn't it Friday yet? If YOU hadn't told me that Friday was my latte day, I might be in a slightly better headspace, because I wouldn't know that today isn't Friday.....
If it makes you feel any better, I wish it were Friday in the worst way....
In fact, let's vote on it. All in favor of making today Friday???
::Aye::
Aye!
Today I have to work on a stupid Excel data base BS that an intern should be doing and I work 8am-9pm. Friday I have a 1/2 day, DH is off and he is taking me to lunch, then to go buy out the rest of our registry and then we have a growth U/S so we get to see our little girl! Today and tomorrow can both suck it!
Last winter I injured my back at work and was eventually sent for a MRI. Today I receive a bill from the hospital for $2500 because they didn't process my information properly.
Also, wtf MIL?! I told you no shower. I politely suggested a luncheon, a sip and see, or a family get together instead.
OMG, can I jump on your MIL train? Mine asked yesterday if we could host Christmas because it would be "easier" for us to host it than to travel with the baby.....uhhhhhh, what????? I'm like this:
WTF DH's co-worker who doesnt ever answer his phone while at home because he knows he would get sent on a service call! Its not like your wife's 35 weeks pregnant and still working relatively normal hours and never gets to see you! BTW If he gets service calls after I'm 37 weeks b/c of you I'm hunting you down and throat punching you into oblivion.
And another one. WTF Bump? Why must you constantly log me out and make me log back in??? I think this is happening hourly lately, no matter which laptop I am on. WTF. Keep me logged in, why don't you???
Is this happening to anyone else constantly over the last few weeks?
WTF DS I know being 2 is hard but this screaming demon child you have become is totally overkill. Laying on the floor of the OBs office and screaming because we have to leave. I am so over it today.
WTF DH - you over paid all the bills and there is $0 in the bank. Along with 0 in the fridge. This will not work until you get paid again. Fix it, I need to go food shopping!
WTF Amazon? You are usually my true love, my obsession, and I happily registered at you. But EVERY SINGLE gift we have received has come without so much as a packing slip, and no indication of who gave that gift. I've spent more time chatting with customer service and on the phone with your reps than I care to recall. About to call the whole thing off, it's so annoying.
Wtf OB!!! 4th time this pregnancy and second time in a row you've had to rescedual my appointments.. I understand your busy, but if you hurry my through my visit one more time I swear I'm going to have a huge melt down in your office.
@arnold94 - No one else will get this but love the MD/VA driver rivalry! Seriously, they are all terrible! Learn how to drive our highways or stay off of them!
WTF appetite! I was starving so I ate 2 small chicken tacos and a pudding cup for lunch and about 5 min after I am done I feel like I just ate Thanksgiving dinner! Make up your mind! Am I full or am I hungry!
Re: WTF Wednesday -- NOW WITH MOAR GIFs
WTF my babies head. It is measuring 4.5 weeks ahead.
BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy.
BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you.
BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13 My rainbow baby!
January PAL Siggy Challenge: Good Advice
Wtf weather?! Thunderstorms on Halloween night? I want to take the kids trick-or-treating! It was cold and rainy last year. Get your act together, Mother Nature.
Also, wtf MIL?! I told you no shower. I politely suggested a luncheon, a sip and see, or a family get together instead. I also tried being blunt and telling you outright that a full on shower for a third baby (in a four year span, mind you) is tacky! And you insist on throwing it the Saturday before Christmas (and my due date). Clearly, this is something you're doing for yourself, not for me since I've made it clear I'm not comfortable with it.
WTF doctor? Why are you insisting on having me re-take my one hour GD test this week? One doctor said I passed, the other I saw said I was "borderline," b/c they want the number to be under 130 and I was AT 130 so she wants me to re-take it on Friday. I mean, at this point in the pregnancy (34 weeks tomorrow), you're telling me NOW that I might have GD? Boo.
I probably should just chalk it up to being thorough, but I'm being whiny about it.
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart
Today I have to work on a stupid Excel data base BS that an intern should be doing and I work 8am-9pm. Friday I have a 1/2 day, DH is off and he is taking me to lunch, then to go buy out the rest of our registry and then we have a growth U/S so we get to see our little girl! Today and tomorrow can both suck it!
Mom+Dad+Josie+May 2015=2 under 2!!!!
CP: 01/2011 | MMC: 01/2012 | MMC: 10/2012 | DS: 11/2013 | MMC: 11/2014 | DD: 01/2016
BFP: 06/2018 - EDD: 02/09/2019
Last winter I injured my back at work and was eventually sent for a MRI. Today I receive a bill from the hospital for $2500 because they didn't process my information properly.
Oh hell to the no.
Is this happening to anyone else constantly over the last few weeks?
@arnold94 - No one else will get this but love the MD/VA driver rivalry! Seriously, they are all terrible! Learn how to drive our highways or stay off of them!
Another WTF is why oh why must my almost 2yo child pick up everything and throw it down, including the new puppy!
Mom+Dad+Josie+May 2015=2 under 2!!!!
Mom+Dad+Josie+May 2015=2 under 2!!!!