1. You flip out on your dog for not pooping when she clearly had to go 2. Couldn't handle bringing 4 things of mail in the house while trying to walk said dog 3.You just want everyone/everything to leave you the fuck alone...Ugh Alright what was your moment of I am done with being pregnant ladies?
ugh I don't even know how to describe it but I'm def right there with you!! For me it's prob a combination of terrible rib pain that has gone on for months now, general uncomfortableness, exhaustion, & now wanting to only sit down all the time & never stand...I think my circulation is taking a hit.
You sniss in the middle of the night and do not get up to change. Just me? Hopefully not
And when you decide it's not worth the effort to get up to pee in the middle of the night. Also and this maybe TMI but when pooping brings you to tears of happiness.
You have rest while dressing because it's really exhausting to put on underwear and pants.
Socks are worse. Just sayin ;-)
I've started waking up earlier just because it's easier to have DH help me get dressed than drag the whole process out the half hour it would take me on my own.
I'm adding another one because I just realized that one of my pairs of maternity pants are now my skinny phase of maternity pants...WTF PANTS! They are so tight in the denim part but the belly part still fits perfectly! this is crap! I am giving up and put pj's back on Eff today.
When you just realized the pasta sauce you brought for lunch is 7 days old and actually contemplate eating it because you are too tired to go get something to eat. (I did not eat it and am now sitting at my desk starving and trying to figure out what I should get to eat.)
When there's a trail of things around the kitchen floor not because of the kids, but because you've stopped trying to pick them up; when you stuff your big butt into leggings because comfort wins over vanity; when you do that annoying whimper with every move you make, day or night; when every possible pregnancy malady seems to be manifesting itself.
When you do a sort of sling-shot maneuver with your underwear hoping you can strategically swing your foot in at the right moment so that you don't actually have to lift your leg more than an inch off the ground.
When you feel like a rollie pollie trying to get out of bed or when everything you drop you ask your toddler to help you pick up and when she ignores your request you just walk away from it anyway.
superspecialsnowflake said:
....When you can't stand the idea of carrying your computer bag the 15 feet from the garage to the inside of the house at the end of the day, so you just leave it in the car.
Oh lord, I've been guilty of this when not pregnant if the day is hard enough.
When you put on all black and you think that you would make a great stunt double for Shamu. Black used to be slimming. Even it has given up hope on my puffy, pregnant body.
When your cognitive understanding of your body no longer matches reality e.g. Not fitting through spaces between furniture without bumping into things left and right, going to move or get up only for it not to work using the muscles you expect to work, seeing cute clothes on sale in your regular size and getting excited before realizing, oh right - crap.
When you cry for almost three hours on any given night and you are not sure why. (That was my house yesterday). I also agree about:
-making the stupid whimper noises since moving is impossible. -feeling ginormous! -not wanting to spend anymore money on maternity clothes but realizing you don't have enough warm things for the next few weeks.
The moment when a woman at work said to me, "When are you due? Oh really? Wow, so is there more than one in there because you're just getting so big." Yeah that happened at work today. How do people not think about how they would feel?! I went from steaming mad to need to leave early so I didn't break into hysterics. That woman will not bring seeing any baby photos when I return to work. Of my ONE child.
When you no longer care how your baby comes out... you just want them OUT as soon as they're cooked!
Via your vagina, abdominal cavity, ass, mouth... Whatever!
When you do a sort of sling-shot maneuver with your underwear hoping you can strategically swing your foot in at the right moment so that you don't actually have to lift your leg more than an inch off the ground.
When your DS is happily watching Mickey Mouse and all you could think is "STFU Mouse!"
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 - My Ovulation Chart
Re: You know your over being pregnant when..
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Luckily I used to work in rehab and have a sock aid! No bending down for that Buisness!
Also and this maybe TMI but when pooping brings you to tears of happiness.
Mom+Dad+Josie+May 2015=2 under 2!!!!
I so just want to lay on my stomach and play with my dogs
When you just realized the pasta sauce you brought for lunch is 7 days old and actually contemplate eating it because you are too tired to go get something to eat. (I did not eat it and am now sitting at my desk starving and trying to figure out what I should get to eat.)
Oh lord, I've been guilty of this when not pregnant if the day is hard enough.
Edit because my brain is tired.
Black used to be slimming. Even it has given up hope on my puffy, pregnant body.
**lurking from TTGP**
You guys are almost there!! WOOOO!
- Teal
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
When your daughter whispers to her dad, "I don't want to sleep with Mommy anymore. Her belly is too big and pushes me off the bed."
-making the stupid whimper noises since moving is impossible.
-feeling ginormous!
-not wanting to spend anymore money on maternity clothes but realizing you don't have enough warm things for the next few weeks.
Womp womp womp . . .
When you almost punch your H or furbaby in the face for waking you up because you know you won't get back to sleep
When you give up on real clothes. (Sports bra, maternity leggings/tank tops, anything zip up from here on out)
"Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
My Ovulation Chart