Edit: dang it mobile posted before I even typed -_-
Anyways
*How old were you when you lost your virginity?
*Thongs or full coverage?
* fun drunk story
* three some, one night stand, anything like that?
* have you ever done any drugs?
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss?
* Do you have any gross injury stories?
* most embarrassing moment
* have you ever walked in on anyone?
* how many partners have you had?
* tell us a juicy secret
*fun fact
Obviously you don't have to answer the ones you don't want to I just thought it was a fun less generic version of gtky and what better way to spill all this than to your Internet stranger friends

Here's mine:
I lost my virginity at 17 to my best friends big brother. Fun fact about that he was dfs best friend back in the day.
Thongs! Ever since my ballerina days in can't wear other underwear!
I can't remember any funny drunk stories except apparently I sexy throw up. Meaning I arch my back and stick my butt out as I puked... classy.
Yes to both, I was drunk both times and young.
Yes I have lol
Most embarrassing moment has to be the pad falling out on stage at a dance competition. Fun times. My top fell off onstage too, different day though.
Unfortunately I walked in on my super slutty ex bff and her flavor of the month. Barf.
4.
Sometimes I eat the last oreos and blame the dogs

Fun fact: df was actually my first kiss but we went separate ways for a while after our summer fling.
Edit forgot :
Yes I've smoked weed but, that's my extent of drugs.
No cool injuries

Also, I nearly just peed my pants. I'm at work alone and someone's phone went off and it was the X files song. I didn't notice someone walked back into our kennels and I literally almost cried. I thought I was going die.
Re: GTKY: the tmi version.
*How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
*Thongs or full coverage? I go from commando to Spanx in a day. Depends on the outfit.
* fun drunk story- there are SO many. We have a notorious 4th of July party yearly so the drunk stories are continuing into our late 20's.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? My bff's aunt asked me to join in once when I was 20. I declined and smoked instead. I've had a couple ONSs.
* have you ever done any drugs? just weed.
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? Yes. Just kissing.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? My left big toe and I go way back. It's had 5 ingrown toenails, was ripped off 1) on a bed leg, 2) on a boat propeller, 3) on the shower sliding door 2 weeks before our wedding, 4) on the kitchen scale I tripped over. I'm ready to amputate.
* most embarrassing moment- I've shat my pants in public. Never trust a fart. I also didn't know what OBO meant. Someone was advertising something for $300 bucks and I told my co-worker to offer them $350 and they'd be sure to get it. SMH.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? No. I've heard my parents before though.
*Thongs or full coverage? Depends
* fun drunk story- So many.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? One night stand and I hated it. Worst sex ever
* have you ever done any drugs? Smoked a bit, not really
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? No but I have been a bit bi curious before haha
* Do you have any gross injury stories? No but one of my BFFs broke her leg when we were out dancing
* most embarrassing moment- too many. DHs friends say my tag line is "wow slurped that one down like a whore". I guess I said that after I finished a 5th of vodka by myself. My stomache hurts just thinking about it.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? Like having sex? My parents when I was in high school. I will never be the same....
Married September 2010
TTC August 2013
BFP #1 05/12/2014 - EDD 01/11/2015
*Thongs or full coverage? I really like boy shorts
* fun drunk story I'm so very boring that I don't have one
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? Never done anything like this
* have you ever done any drugs? Nope
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss?
No
* most embarrassing moment. I have so many. Here's to being clumsy!
* have you ever walked in on anyone? My sister. Avert eyes and run!
* how many partners have you had?
4.
* tell us a juicy secret. I was married before. Terrible decision but I got married right out of high school. His drug addiction quickly brought me back to earth. I'm thankful for second chances if life.
*fun fact...I sneak Reese's in the car on my way home from the store so I don't have to share.
21...yep for real
*Thongs or full coverage?
Depends on what I'm wearing, but usually boy shorts
* fun drunk story
I was leaving a bar one night with my BF and as we stepped off the curb I saw something by our car. It was one of those giraffe chew toys from babies r us and it had been run over. I grabbed it and told BF that the giraffe drunk and got lost so we had to give him a new home. I still have said giraffe, he's my drinking buddy now days!
* three some, one night stand, anything like that?
I was raised by an over bearing mother and "protected" from the world until college, so I went wild when I turned 21 and had more one night stands than I care to admit. The most awkward was the whiskey dick guy who I ran into at the county fair a couple months later.
* have you ever done any drugs?
Just pot, another part of my rebellion.
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss?
Twice: first time was my college roommate, we went out with a group of close guy friends and they said they would buy the drinks if we kissed.
* Do you have any gross injury stories?
The grossest story I have is ripping my shoulder out of socket and put it back in on my own.
* most embarrassing moment
I was holding my cousin who was two at the time after church, pre rebellion years, and he caught my skirt with his toes and pulled it down.
* have you ever walked in on anyone?
No, but my then bf's mom walked in on us, he was 37 and lived in his own house.
* how many partners have you had?
More than I care to share
* tell us a juicy secret
I was DH's first....ever and he was 32 at the time. I believe him due to his first performance.
*fun fact
My mom let me eat an entire individual run cake when I was 14, she thought the rum was cooked off but they poured it on top so I ended up a bit tipsy.
*Thongs or full coverage? Depends on my mood an what I'm wearing. I typically grab for my VS cheekies though.
* fun drunk story- all of my fun stories start out with me drunk. I'm pretty dull sober.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? Nope
* have you ever done any drugs? Nope
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? Yes, and yes.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? Nope
* most embarrassing moment? Well this past summer when at the beach a wave took my bottoms down in the ocean stands out in my mind. The couple behind me thought it was pretty funny to see my bare white fat ass, lol.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? Just my mom, how awful. I unfortunately have been walked in on more than once.
* how many partners have you had? Only two
* tell us a juicy secret: One drunken night my BFF at the time and I decided we would put on a show for our guys. I completely had the opportunity for a threesome and didn't because I was in a relationship with a guy who wouldn't haven't allowed it. Now knowing that the five year relationship ended only a few months later wished I would have done it just to say I've had one because who doesn't think of it? That being said I know I'll never have one, it even really want one, its just the whore in my talking, lol.
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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
*Thongs or full coverage?
* fun drunk story
* three some, one night stand, anything like that?
* have you ever done any drugs?
I ran with a bad crowd when I was younger, and did some blow. I once saw a girl pay $200 for a bag full of baby powder (literally). She pissed the dude off big time. A lot of my scary moments come from that shit and being around scumbags. I can honestly say I don't do any drugs anymore, and I don't regret it.
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss?
Yup.
* Do you have any gross injury stories?
Not really. Broke my arm, nose, a few surgeries, but nothing too ick.
* most embarrassing moment
* have you ever walked in on anyone?
Nope
* how many partners have you had?
Too many, probably.
* tell us a juicy secret
*fun fact
*How old were you when you lost your virginity?
26 to DH on our wedding night
*Thongs or full coverage?
Both
* Do you have any gross injury stories?
Too many to list. A good one is when I busted open my nose as a kid (fell off a bench and hit it on a corner). It bled like crazy and you could see my sinuses moving as I breathed...
* most embarrassing moment
Again, so many... I tend to fall and trip a lot and often it happens in front of large groups of people.
* tell us a juicy secret
I'm too boring to have one I guess lol
*fun fact
I've broken 11 bones that I know of. Each one in a completely separate event. I added "that I know of" because there have been times that I thought I just bruised something and years later I see on an x ray (for a different injury lol) that I had broken a bone and never realized it. When I was a kid, the local hospital knew me without looking at my chart and would frequently ask me of my parents were nice to me (apparently they suspected abuse but I really am just a completly clumsy person).
*Thongs or full coverage? Full coverage
* fun drunk story Last month I had a couple of my friends over for a girls' night in and ended up wrestling with one of them because she kept trying to hide the Dance Dance Revolution dance pad from me.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? Both
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? Yes, I have had at least 3 relationships with girls not counting flings.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? My senior year of high school I dropped a paving stone on my bare foot (I don't know why I was in bare feet... stupid) and my toe nail on my big toe came off. It was nasty.
* most embarrassing moment My FIL makes me really nervous and we were talking a few days before the wedding about everything I needed to change my name on and without thinking I was listing things and said I would need to get a new birth certificate. Yeah...
* have you ever walked in on anyone? No, thank goodness!
* how many partners have you had? Remember the previous question about threesomes and one night stands? 20.
* tell us a juicy secret I feel like my answer to the previous question counts.
*fun fact Wow... I must be a super boring person. I can't think of anything for this.
*Thongs or full coverage? Oh dude, I wear like boy short type undies. Thongs scare me.
* Three some, one night stand, anything like that? I had a one night stand with a guy who worked at the movie rental place once when I was 19. It was awful. And he wanted to cuddle afterwards even though I didn't know him. It was weird.
* Have you ever done any drugs? Yes. DH and I had a lot of wild times when we were 19-20. Nothing too terrible or hard though. Mostly just smoking pot, though we did do a bit of acid for a while there when we were going to hippie festivals a lot. Those were strange times. No way would I do anything like that now. I am a bit of a square.
* Have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? I've dated (and kissed/had sex with) more women than men to be honest. I don't find men attractive, and if I wasn't married to DH, I would probably be considered gay. Not sure if that really counts as bi-sexual since I am attracted to women- and then DH, but not really any other men.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? I broke my tailbone when I was a kid. I was in one of those sky chair things (porch chairs that hang from the ceiling) and my brother was winding it up and letting go and I was spinning. Well he wound it too hard the wrong way and it unscrewed and I fell three feet onto my ass on the concrete patio. My mom heard my tailbone snap from in the kitchen. It was AWFUL. I guess that isn't really gross though.....
* Most embarrassing moment: I peed my pants in the 7th grade. I had (and still do to a much smaller extent) a phobia of public restrooms and had to go when we were on a field trip, and couldn't bring myself to go. I couldn't hold it on the bus ride home and peed on the seat. I didn't tell anyone, but the kids in the seats behind me stepped in it and started yelling about how someone peed. I hid in the nurses office until my mom came to get me an hour later after having t explain this situation to the nurse. I was mortified.
* Have you ever walked in on anyone? Having Sex? No. I knock.
* how many partners have you had? 8.
* Tell us a juicy secret: I've lied about my sexual orientation and tried really hard to be straight my entire life. No one besides the women I have been with(all before DH) knew until last year when I "came out" to DH during a time when we were having a lot of trouble. He always knew I was attracted to women, but didn't know that he is literally the only guy I have been really attracted to and enjoyed having sex with. My parents still don't know, and probably never will because I was raised Mormon and they would be heartbroken. I figure since I am married to DH and plan to be forever, telling them now would just cause undue stress on all of us. If DH and I ever divorce I will probably have to tell them, but that's not in the plans. Haha!
*Thongs or full coverage? Depends on the day
* fun drunk story: I got so drunk at my halloween party 6 years ago I was seen crawling across the floor pushing a bowl with my head.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? Both
* have you ever done any drugs? Nope
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? I have kissed several girls.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? Caught a softball in the jaw at 14 and then dislocated and smashed my ring finger playing football. Both requiring lots of expensive surgery to fix.
* most embarrassing moment: When my room mate walked in on DH (then boyfriend) going down on me.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? Nope
* how many partners have you had? 7
* tell us a juicy secret: Can't think of anything right now.
*Thongs or full coverage? Thongs during the day and full coverage to bed.
* fun drunk story I was once stuck in traffic (I wasn't driving) and had to pee on the side of the freeway.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? No.
* have you ever done any drugs? Just pot.
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? More than one girl and more than once.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? I fell off a pogo stick and bit through my lip when I was younger. Not really gross, I guess.
* most embarrassing moment I don't get embarrassed easily so there isn't really one that sticks out.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? My parents when I was like 7, yuck.
* how many partners have you had? 5.
* tell us a juicy secret I want to have a three some.
*fun fact I hate my MIL.
It's nice to find another person as klutzy as I am :-) every time DH wants to go for cheaper insurance, I remind him of how expensive broken bones can be lol
*Thongs or full coverage?: Full coverage
* have you ever done any drugs?: Nope.
* Do you have any gross injury stories?: No.
*fun fact: My Mom let my sister and I drink while on a cruise to mexico when I was in high school.
Married: August 2012
DD: 9/22/2014
*Thongs or full coverage? Thongs during the day & full coverage at night. I'm so glad I made the switch to thongs. You don't have to deal with your underwear riding up half way on your cheek. (This is why I don't do boy shorts) It is just permanently in your crack. Which I know sounds weird but it is just like wearing a bra, you get used to the feeling and then don't notice it. Plus, they are much cooler, temp wise.
* fun drunk story: hmm, I don't drink much
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? When DH and I were dating we broke up for a month and I was trying to 'fill the void' and yeah I had a few one night stands.
* have you ever done any drugs? nope
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? nothing more than a peck between friends being silly.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? For myself no. But 2 years ago my DH was being an idiot and tried to scoop snow that was stuck in the snow blower out and sliced off the tip of his finger. Yeah, I have a pic. lol
* most embarrassing moment: Nothing funny. Just high school awkwardness and bullies.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? My DH jacking off all the time. When I was a teenager my friend and her boyfriend would do it in the same hotel room as my boyfriend and I. Two queen beds in one room. Wasn't a big thing back then. They were under a blanket. That's all I've got for this one.
* how many partners have you had? 5, 6 if we include oral only
* tell us a juicy secret: I've got nothin'
*fun fact: I have 3 middle names
*How old were you when you lost your virginity? 2 days before my 17th birthday
*Thongs or full coverage? Thong all the way, the only time I wear full coverage is during AF and I HATE it.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? Nope (a little confused on the logistics of it, 1 rod two holes or 2 rods 2 holes but no normal dude would usually b ok with that), and yes to one night stand
* have you ever done any drugs? Just weed
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? Kissed quite a few (randomly while drunk at a party kinda thing)
* Do you have any gross injury stories? nope sorry
* most embarrassing moment um probably having my mom ask me to keep it down next time my boyfriend (now DH) and I stayed at their place
* have you ever walked in on anyone? nope but I've been walked in on
* how many partners have you had? 9
* tell us a juicy secret I am very curious about the 3 way thing but DH would NEVER go for one w/another dude and to do 1 with a girl kinda confuses me (wont 1 person be kinda left out), plus how do you find a third party? Either she's a random slut (in which case hmmm do I really want to be with a chick who's down for a random 3 way) or if you go with someone you know it could definitely get weird.
*fun fact Instead of having places I want to go before I die on my bucket list I have a list of animals I want to meet before I die
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*Thongs or full coverage? depends on what I'm wearing. Either
* fun drunk story We throw some epic halloween parties every year, so pretty much every halloween is a fun drunk story
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? yes, to both and more than once
* have you ever done any drugs? yup, most of them. i was a pretty screwed up teen in a small town with nothing to do....
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? yup, I am *almost* bi sexual
* Do you have any gross injury stories? I burnt my leg pretty badly on a motorcycle, watching my flesh fall off was pretty gross .
* most embarrassing moment Got caught getting our freak on in SO's parents driveway
* have you ever walked in on anyone? Sure have
* how many partners have you had? enough (13ish, maybe a couple more)
* tell us a juicy secret I don't really have an juicy secrets.... I'm pretty open, so most people irl know, but I gave a baby up for adoption when I was 14. At that age, I would have been a terrible parent. Erin was meant for the family who took her, I have no regrets.
*fun fact I have always wanted my nipples peirced, but I hate when SO plays with my boobs. It makes no sense.
Dx: PCOS
TTC Since March 2012
*Thongs or full coverage?full coverage most days, but dh likes thongs so I'll wear them with dresses on date night or something
* fun drunk story I can never remember the fun stuff later!
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? nope
* have you ever done any drugs? yup
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? no
* Do you have any gross injury stories?No, never really had any injuries to speak of. And I was a real daredevil kid, I just always lucked out.
* most embarrassing moment I don't have one. I don't embarrass easily.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? God, no.
* how many partners have you had? Just two, and I married both of them.
* tell us a juicy secret Got nothing, sorry. I don't tend to do things I regret, so if I've done it it's not a secret!
*fun fact My hair is almost entirely white. I started going gray at 14, and started dying it soon after.
Maybe I did mean depends
Although seriously I think some of my friend should consider wearing them when they get shit faced. It would save them that awkward peed the bed moment lol.
Married September 2010
TTC August 2013
BFP #1 05/12/2014 - EDD 01/11/2015
*Thongs or full coverage? Thongs or commando - I only go full coverage when AF is here.
* fun drunk story: I was at a friends house and there was no railing on the stairs to keep people on them...someone came in and I went running down the stairs to see who/say hi and face planted on the linoleum floor off the stairs. It was legendary.
* three some, one night stand, anything like that? Plenty of one night stands (not that I'm proud of it). Nothing else more interesting though.
* have you ever done any drugs? I've smoked a lot of pot...and once I'm pretty sure it was laced with LSD or something that made me hallucinate.
* have you ever kissed a girl.. or more than kiss? Kissed a few girls, never more than that though.
* Do you have any gross injury stories? I snapped my fore arm in half in a mosh pit at an A7X concert. When I sent out pictures of it most people thought it was my knee. This could also fall into the drunk stories category.
* most embarrassing moment: I don't really know, I don't get easily embarrassed.
* have you ever walked in on anyone? Plenty of times in college.
* how many partners have you had? Way too many...over 20...