August 2012 Moms

Why did I buy that: boob edition

Another week but random day because I do what I want!

Today's item(s): Cami secret and Strap Perfect

Perhaps you find people struggle to make eye contact due to your heaving bosoms...and then you turn around and your over the shoulder boulder holder straps are showing. For shame! Offending people coming and going, what's a boobalicious girl to do? Cover that shit up, that's what. Cami Secret snaps around your bra straps in front, preventing pervy bosses from gaping at your poorly chosen v-neck shirt from Elvira R Us. A fake undershirt basically, for the layering challenged. But wait there's more! Strap Perfect clips to your bra in back, keeping those tacky straps from playing peek a boo and advertising that you have boobs and wear a bra. Ok, maybe they are on to something with this one. If you don't mind a slight hump on your back, and have limber arm joints to attach it, the thing does work. But with this much hardware stuck to your upper body, you will hate being a girl.

Verdict: Get a real cami. Trap your straps if you want. Just pamper your boobs.

Soooo, I don't usually rock the low cut shirts but my sis thought I could use modesty panels for Christmas anyway. I'm not a nun so Cami Secret is at the bottom of my bra drawer. I bought the Strap Perfect for myself; it's cheaper than a convertible bra contraption from VS. I use it a lot in the summer with tanks.

What's your glamour secret weapon??
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Re: Why did I buy that: boob edition

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  • You are hilarious. That is all!
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  • @thepretzelchick, what's RBF?

    The cami thing is crazy. It looks so uncomfortable!

    Confession: most of the time I'm okay letting my bra straps show. Unless I'm wearing a tube tube. Then I would never show bra straps. If I'm going somewhere casual, I don't worry about it.
  • Do not doubt the usefulness of the cami secret! Okay, well actually, I only used it once, but it was perfect. Mine is a different brand though. The advantage I saw of the cami secret is that if you are wearing a dress it stays put, no worrying about the hem getting bunched up.

    The perfect strap thingy I use all the time with racer back tops.  I also find it makes my boobs look amazing...kind of a push up effect
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  • Do not doubt the usefulness of the cami secret! Okay, well actually, I only used it once, but it was perfect. Mine is a different brand though. The advantage I saw of the cami secret is that if you are wearing a dress it stays put, no worrying about the hem getting bunched up.


    The perfect strap thingy I use all the time with racer back tops.  I also find it makes my boobs look amazing...kind of a push up effect
    I do believe in clean lines from foundation garments so I agree that a bunched hem is troublesome. I did try my cami secret once but I kept having to tuck it back in.

    I also could not escape the worry that if I were in an accident and the paramedics had to remove my shirt, they would be too busy pointing and laughing at the thing to save my life. No thank you! :-q
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  • @BatDaughter4Eva It's also known as Bitchy Resting Face. It's when your natural expression is kinda bitchy-looking. Think Makayla Maroney (from the 2012 US Gymnastics team). She's perfected it.
  • LOLing at "Heaving bosoms"!
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