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RoosterMemphis · October 2013

Ashesha13 said:
Nope none here though I did push out a pretty decent size set of hemorrhoids. I also popped a few times during early labor at home so think that saved me. I was so backed up during pregnancy I was afraid of what all might have came out if I did go on the table

Ahh yes. Hemorrhoids. I had no trouble during pregnancy with them. It's a different story now.

girlmama83 · October 2013

Yup. My baby even pooped inside me during labor too. It was all lovely.

CourtJack · October 2013

I pooped. And I had a home birth. So I pooped in various places around my bedroom. (On plastic covers of course). Such sweet memories I made.

nnikki10 · October 2013

My mom says no I cry bs. DH didn't look much but I did squirt some sort of liquid all over the nurse to my left as DD was coming out. So that was awesome. Plus when same nurse was pushing on ute after birth I let out the loudest fart. That was super embarrassing.

Leosmom13 · October 2013

LokiLahve said:

petey1106 said:
@lokilahve I also loved L&D. DH thinks I'm nuts.
I actually can't wait to do it again! I could do without the 9 months of pregnancy though.

Me too!! I'd do it again tomorrow if I could!
Also no to the poop question, thank god.I work in the hospital I delivered in and my friends were delivering ds do that would have been super embarrassing!

V&G101808 · October 2013

I'm guessing since my last meal was at noon the day PRIOR... That no, I didn't.

But- this is one situation where I firmly
Believe in don't ask, don't tell :-/ and I haven't asked.

BabyE143 · October 2013

I honestly have no idea. My family says I didn't (hubby never looked down there lol) My midwife held/ pressed a warm washcloth in the area the entire time (which was a Godsend because it felt like I was being held together while being ripped apart tmi?). To me it all felt like one Giant Poo. I had a very "clean" birth only losing 150ml of blood during. My younger sister (she's 22) said it was like a movie and that I restored her faith in childbirth... she's not dramatic at all lol

And I'm one of the crazies that enjoyed L&D- med free, there's something about that adrenaline high.

katharine25 · October 2013

I had a itty bitty turd. Surprising since it felt like a gigantic one.... Oh wait, it was a gigantic one. It weighed 8lb 7oz

They were trying to get me to push on the bed and I kept telling them I needed to go to the toilet and I had to poop. They finally got me the birthing stool and I shat him out in under 5 minutes

MommyBolty · October 2013

I don't think I did. I didn't ask and no one said whether I did or not. I didn't smell anything either. I'll go with a no... And never ask. :-)

MommyAmes2 · October 2013

I had to wait to push, they kept yelling at me to wait for my doc. By the time I pushed I had so much pressure... 1 push and she literally flew out into my docs arms. I didn't have time to poop! Lol It was like a volcano erupting!

MommyKristin88 · October 2013

I did. I delivered in the shower so I kept seeing it drop to the floor. Yuck!! I was so embarrassed and wanted to stop pushing, but my body wouldn't let me. That was very awkward though.

perrybaby25 · October 2013

I did. More than once. And I didn't even care.

Texasmomma13 · October 2013

Pretty sure I did. I needed to before they broke my water and couldn't. Plus when I asked for a stool softener afterwards the l&d nurses chuckeled and said I didn't need one. I did need one but that's beside the point.

ktbear9512 · October 2013

I didn't. I'm pretty sure I pooped out everything in my system during early labor.

I did, however, pee on the table as soon as I got my epidural. I knew it was coming and told the nurse but I couldn't stop it! I kept apologizing, and then switched to indignant about the huge bag of fluids they had just given me.

azzy1206 · October 2013

I don't think I did I stopped eating once labor started I was starving.

rissa06 · October 2013

Ds1 yes I did. Completely felt it and felt them clean it up. So not my finest moment.

Ds2 no csection. That would be a disaster.

Dd nope. Not that I know.

sparks4stp · October 2013

I didn't. But the baby pooped before he came out. And I also pushed out a huge hemmorid.

tdmklm · October 2013

I did with my first. With E, I don't know... I farted, however. At one point, after I farted, the doctor said, "Don't worry, just keep pushing." To which I replied, through gritted teeth, "I'm not worried. There's a giant baby coming out of my vagina. You can take some farts." Apparently, everyone thought that was hilarious. I was damn serious.

henderson1026 · October 2013

No, I had a c/s. It was on monday and i didn't poop until friday.

betsyin2010 · October 2013

I did. Baby was born in the a.m. when I usually go #2 and I felt a lot better after it was out even though I was drug free and minutes from pushing baby out.

BlondieBia21 · October 2013

I ended up with a c section but at one point the nurse was down in my lady business to check how I was doing and I tooted. The only way I knew I tooted was because I heard it. I looked at my mom and said that I thought I just tooted but wasn't for sure. Then bam, toot comes again, right as the nurse was down there to remove the folley and I said "oh no I think I tooted." And she said "why yes, yes you did."

That's as good of a story as I got.

LokiLahve · October 2013

BabyE143 said:

And I'm one of the crazies that enjoyed L&D- med free, there's something about that adrenaline high.

I know exactly how you feel. It was the biggest rush I've ever experienced and it was nothing short of amaZing.

shelbell1028 · October 2013

I didn't with DS but did with DD.

KatieRu920 · October 2013

Totally did, 3 times. They quickly changed the pad on the bed and wiped me and good as new! I didn't care at that point and knew I was going to from the pressure I was feeling. My mom and husband got to see that lovely action...oh well!

Camysmom · October 2013

I was in labor for 30 freaking hours and hadn't eaten in about 35 so imagine my surprise when H reported that I birthed an 8 pound baby and a 4 pound turd. He didn't need to sound so happy about it. Visions of telling that story for the rest of his life were dancing in his head I'm sure.

bluegirl0429 · October 2013

DaniB091 said:

I didn't, because I was basically trapped in the bathroom in early labor TMI. Baby pooped all over me when he was born though!

Me too. I spent a lot of time in the bathroom during early labor. Plus, I ended up having a c section so that would have been interesting.

My LO on the other hand passed meconium in utero before he was delivered.

BabyE143 · October 2013

BlondieBia21 said:
I ended up with a c section but at one point the nurse was down in my lady business to check how I was doing and I tooted. The only way I knew I tooted was because I heard it. I looked at my mom and said that I thought I just tooted but wasn't for sure. Then bam, toot comes again, right as the nurse was down there to remove the folley and I said "oh no I think I tooted." And she said "why yes, yes you did."

That's as good of a story as I got.

I was cracking up when I read this. Hilarious.

nurseclare9 · October 2013

I am pretty sure I pooped the entire 45min of pushing. My husband brought it up a few days later when I was discussing how icky the pushing was, he was just like "I saw poo....I don't want to see that again...." Thanks..totally intentional lol

tanabeans · October 2013

It was the last thing on my mind but I don't think so, my ob kept talking out the size of my hemroid though.

coraggiosa · October 2013

I did not poop, according to DH. However, I actually went on the toilet earlier in labor, so I'm sure that helped.

danal613 · October 2013

Nope, but I remember my first push I farted.

carrotcake06 · October 2013

My first was a vag delivery and no pooping.

The twins were a c/s under general anesthesia.

amarissa85 · October 2013

I thought at one point I had because it felt like it, but both the nurse an DH looked and said no.

JBrooks315 · October 2013

I didn't. I had a mirror and never saw anything. DH confirmed this. However, my LO pooped all over me about a minute after they laid her on my chest.

PrimRoseMama · October 2013

I totally did. Don't care! :P

RoosterMemphis · October 2013

Pooooooop

elvbri · October 2013

Chelseamolee said:

hstautz said:
I'll play, I
totally did and told the nurse it was coming. Not my finest hour.

Edit: told her the poop was coming not the baby lol.
Same. She was like "no, it just feels that way." And I told her and then proved her wrong. Hahaha tmi, not sorry.

Exact same thing for me! I straight up said I can't hold it in and she said its just the baby. So I said fine I'm going to relax then and sure enough...Clean up Aisle 5!

cortneyloo · October 2013

DH says he never saw anything. I trust him. When I was pushing it honestly felt like something was being shoved up my butt, not coming out lol

MissyCee · October 2013

I don't believe I did. I never smelled anything or felt anything or was told I did so I'm assuming no. I did go a lot during early labor before going to the hospital and I didn't have anything but a popsicle and ice chips after that so that could be why.

I had a really awesome labor and delivery experience. If I could go back and do it all over I gladly would!

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