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RoosterMemphis · October 2013

Who ended up pooping on the table?

LEMSA · October 2013

DH swears I didn't. And I believe him. And you can't convince me otherwise. :-\"

RoosterMemphis · October 2013

MH says no. I think he's telling the truth. B-)

amandarins · October 2013

I had a cs. That would have been a disaster...

RK125 · October 2013

I didn't ask, but I'm pretty sure I did...a few times. :-S

Revez · October 2013

It was actually in my birth plan under "fears and concerns". All the nurses had a good laugh at that.
Once LO was out the doctor was like, "well, good news! You didn't poop!"

toppingheyler · October 2013

I'm afraid to ask

MinnesotaMomma91 · October 2013

Bf and sister say i didnt. But im pretty sure i smelled it

Chelseamolee · October 2013

hstautz said:
I'll play, I totally did and told the nurse it was coming. Not my finest hour.

Edit: told her the poop was coming not the baby lol.

Same. She was like "no, it just feels that way." And I told her and then proved her wrong. Hahaha tmi, not sorry.

LokiLahve · October 2013

Nope. I know because I asked the nurses. When they told me no I proceed to inform them that was because I had pooped 3 times earlier that day (I said this with a room for of staff...maybe 7-8 people). Ha.

kwrecks · October 2013

I had a c-section...but my baby pooped on me on the way out....

emmaleigh05 · October 2013

DD was a week early- water broke after my last snack of the day for GD management. So, yes there was food therefore there was excrement. I try to forget about it but I still remember DH asking the doc, "What is that?" If I wasn't so f'ing exhausted I would have been beet red embarrassed.

LiylaRae · October 2013

I was so nervous to poop on the table but I ended with a c/s. So no poop here but I bet I would of.

WildRumpus · October 2013

I did. A lot. X_X

mommabmb · October 2013

I was nervous to, but I did not...

HermansWife · October 2013

At least once, maybe twice. My DH was quick to inform me that I had. He said it was gross. Lol

ELauren88 · October 2013

No idea. I didn't ask, they didn't tell, and MH didn't watch. My mom did, I guess I could ask her...but, I really don't want to know.

LokiLahve · October 2013

petey1106 said:
I really, truly don't know. DH doesn't know either. All I remember is the big nasty gush of fluid after LO was out. Surfs up, man.

Ah yes, the gush. I just remember hearing "we have spillage on the floor." I didn't GAF at that point, it just felt sooo good to have her out!

WashingtonQueen · October 2013

I have no idea really. No one has ever said anything one way or another and I've never thought to ask.

CaliforniaDream87 · October 2013

Nope. Considering I didn't eat for 17 hours straight I knew I wouldn't.

sfeebs13 · October 2013

I completely forgot to ask DF. I just did now.

He said "nope, sure didnt" I believe him.

EmR22 · October 2013

LokiLahve said:

I really, truly don't know. DH doesn't know either. All I remember is the big nasty gush of fluid after LO was out. Surfs up, man.
Ah yes, the gush. I just remember hearing "we have spillage on the floor." I didn't GAF at that point, it just felt sooo good to have her out!

After DD1 was born my DH joked that there should be signs in the labor rooms for first time dads to never remove their shoes due to the amount of "stuff" on the floor. He was happy he had thick socks.

Revez · October 2013

CaliforniaDream87 said:
Nope. Considering I didn't eat for 17 hours straight I knew I wouldn't.

This was me too. 19 hours on pitocin after my water broke. No snacks for me!

Marvel1013 · October 2013

I totally did. The nurse told me to, said it was holding me back as I was trying to push.. So I pooped and then LO came out. The end.

AprilRaine · October 2013

This time, no poop. Last time I was jacked up on zofran and soooooo constipated. It was like a small football fell out of my ass right before DS emerged. Even the dr was like, "whelp, that should move things along."

DaniB091 · October 2013

I didn't, because I was basically trapped in the bathroom in early labor TMI. Baby pooped all over me when he was born though!

LokiLahve · October 2013

@emr22 my DH made sure to tell me how it almost splashed on his new shoes. I was NOT impressed at the time but he was joking.
He also got all weirded out bc vernix got on his hand when they put her on my chest. Then later he swore it made his hands soft, lol.

@roostermemphis I love this post...it's making me reminisce. Maybe I'm an odd duck in that I enjoyed L&D

LokiLahve · October 2013

petey1106 said:
@lokilahve I also loved L&D. DH thinks I'm nuts.

I actually can't wait to do it again! I could do without the 9 months of pregnancy though.

EmR22 · October 2013

@lokilahve DH's are too funny. With labor for DD1 I asked for a cold washcloth for my head. Because contractions were so bad I had my eyes closed when he put it on. It wasn't until the nurse came in cackling that I realized he had wet a pair of the mesh undies and put it on me. According to the nurse it happens quite often.

Curls218 · October 2013

I didn't according to DH (and he would have told me if I did). He actually said he was surprised because it was pretty much only baby coming out and he was expecting it to be a lot grosser.

I also think it was due to the fact that I hadn't eaten a meal in over 24 hours by the time DS was born.

janneann1127 · October 2013

I didn't. Pushing time was short on this one (maybe 20 min) so maybe that's why? And it was 1pm, I hadn't eaten since 7pm the night before.
With my first, I swear I did but DH says he doesn't think so. There was this moment when I thought I smelled something and it seemed like the nurse may have wiped something up real quick but.. I'm not sure. Eh.. Who cares at this point right?!

BellaOso · October 2013

I enjoyed L&D as well. It was quite the rush.

So the nurses, my aunt and DH swear I didn't poop, but I got a whiff of poo. I kept insisting that if I didn't, one of them had. No one fessed up.

The weird thing I remember from L&D is that splat sound my placenta made when it was delivered. Then my OB told me, "You make beautiful cords." Ummm... thanks?

Kuchious · October 2013

Yes a whole lot and my mum was wiping it off!! My hubby saw way too much I thought he would faint but he was such a trooper! I am a nurse so poop doesn't bother me at all, so never be embarrassed ladies ! Nothing moves us anymore

brown214 · October 2013

I think I did. Same as pp..I smelled it and felt them wipe...so I'm just assuming.

I also can't wait to go through it all again. I wanted a natural birth but ended up getting an epidural. I'm hoping next time to go natural...even though the epidural was amazing... at least at first.

tarapike86 · October 2013

Nope with first two, yes with this one

PrettyAccountant · October 2013

AprilRaine said:
This time, no poop. Last time I was jacked up on zofran and soooooo constipated. It was like a small football fell out of my ass right before DS emerged. Even the dr was like, "whelp, that should move things along."

Omg - this made me literally lol.

cinderin · October 2013

C/s here. My water broke and I was in labor. No poop though :-)

MitsB707 · October 2013

I totally pooped. I remember being so embarrassed I kept apologizing to the nurse, lol. She just laughed and said it happens all the time.

kkay1982 · October 2013

I don't think I did, but totally didn't even think to ask at the time. But LO did poop as soon as he came out, all over the midwife, the floor and actually got some on a nearby table too.

Coconuthead · October 2013

Yes. I thought I would care but when it came down to it I didn't. I told my partner to stay up by my head but he didn't. He was warned!

Ashesha13 · October 2013

Nope none here though I did push out a pretty decent size set of hemorrhoids. I also popped a few times during early labor at home so think that saved me. I was so backed up during pregnancy I was afraid of what all might have came out if I did go on the table

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