Dirty words that aren't dirty

missyishere · October 2013

So, since I'm an amazing mother and my DD is watching Sesame Street while I bump...

They are talking about Kumquats, and I know it's a fruit, but it makes me gigglesnort like a 12 y/o boy every time I hear it. I almost want to cover DD's ears every time they say it.

Are there any words you find dirtier than they are?

WasNotWas · October 2013

moist.

phunkyphish · October 2013

coccyx.

phunkyphish · October 2013

Also, Coxsackievirus A16. Read about this when I was looking up info on hand, foot, mouth disease. I always read it as Cocksack virus and think of how inappropriate it is for a virus that affects mostly children.

missyishere · October 2013

phunkyphish said:
coccyx.

Funny enough, the coccyx is near your butt @morgann2010.

insertclevername · October 2013

Penalize and Uranus. Whenever, DS1 asks me what my favorite planet is I tell him it is Uranus and then giggle like I am twelve.

missyishere · October 2013

Or penetration in a football game @mrsskull1107

missyishere · October 2013

NYMama1 said:
Penalize and Uranus. Whenever, DS1 asks me what my favorite planet is I tell him it is Uranus and then giggle like I am twelve.

I laughed reading this since I'm uber mature.

phunkyphish · October 2013

That's the best part about football. Dirty talk and beer!

NotSharknado · October 2013

Pianist

NotSharknado · October 2013

Also right now in our house it's clock because dd says COCK!

JackoftheBox · October 2013

Taint. Many people in my area use this in regular sentences...

Example: "Taint no thing!" <-- My friends mother uses this on a daily basis!

aforst · October 2013

On the cartoon "Octonauts" they are always eating "fish biscuits." I laugh like a teenage boy every time. I even texted it to DH the first time I heard it.

jak554 · October 2013

Speaking of pianist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37CF9NBAk4

myskyegirl · October 2013

My brain turns into a teenage boy when someone says something like "are you coming" like are you coming to to the party?

WasNotWas · October 2013

Percy from Thomas makes me giggle everytime

EVA116 · October 2013

Caulk

myskyegirl · October 2013

Ballcock. It's the floaty thing in your toilet tank.

WasNotWas · October 2013

Djibouti

Rach7170 · October 2013

EXP_626 said:

DH laughs at me everytime I do laundry and saying I am doing a "hot load" or a "pant load".

I don't know why but, I just giggled at this for about five straight minutes.

jak554 · October 2013

I giggle when they talk about Weiner on tv. There's also a road in the next town named Harry Bales (pronounced balls).

myskyegirl · October 2013

EXP_626 said:

DH laughs at me everytime I do laundry and saying I am doing a "hot load" or a "pant load".

I have to say "I'm going to put laundry in the the washer" because I say "put in a load" my hubs will say something dirty.

LoveActually4 · October 2013

Benedict Cumberbatch

Smootchy · October 2013

culk. because you always have to say, "culk... CUULLK like culk gun, like for your bathroom"

LoveActually4 · October 2013

Lol @chapski my dad remodelled our bathroom for us last year and he would always talk about the caulking and I couldn't keep a straight face.

ETA:

What color caulk do you want?
The white caulk lasts the longest?
I had to get on all fours to get that caulk down in those cracks...

ASmallWonder · October 2013

Bunghole but specifically as it relates to an actual store we have here - Bunghole Liquors.

myskyegirl · October 2013

@elmoali, the one in Salem? Have you seen thier t-shirt "Bunghole isn't a dirty word."

Maebb · October 2013

I was going to say "taint" and "penetration," but those were already taken.

Erect?

Have you seen the movie Along Came Polly where this guy's wife cheats with a French scuba instructor, and that guy says "happiness," but with the French accent it sounds like "a penis"? So sometimes DH will say that to me in a weird context, like "All I care about is if you have happiness," and it's like an inside joke between us. We're weird...

All of my words have a common theme.

myskyegirl · October 2013

Maebb said:

I was going to say "taint" and "penetration," but those were already taken. Erect? Have you seen the movie Along Came Polly where this guy's wife cheats with a French scuba instructor, and that guy says "happiness," but with the French accent it sounds like "a penis"? So sometimes DH will say that to me in a weird context, like "All I care about is if you have happiness," and it's like an inside joke between us. We're weird... All of my words have a common theme.

@maebb, Erector Set. hehehe

ASmallWonder · October 2013

prncebride said:

@elmoali, the one in Salem? Have you seen thier t-shirt "Bunghole isn't a dirty word."

That'd be the one! lol Bunghole by itself isn't tooo bad but you pair it with something that sounds like licker and you've got issues :-p

kelseypie · October 2013

There's a road here called Upperbottom Rd. I die everytime I pass the exit.

insertclevername · October 2013

I also giggle everytime I hear the name Albert Pujols (pronounced Poo-holes)

monkeybutt61612 · October 2013

fish taco

Smootchy · October 2013

we have Big Beaver & 696 that make me laugh (speaking of roads)

MJN9510 · October 2013

Loving this thread! I just cant stop laughing! Especially at the golfer who gave his friend an extra stroke! LOL

vandelay · October 2013

There's a somewhat major road in metro Atlanta called "Beaver Ruin Road." If I were a traffic reporter, I would demand extra pay for not giggling at having to report that there was an accident on Beaver Ruin Road.

EMOmamma · October 2013

Rump. Beaver. Vibration/vibrate

Ler621 · October 2013

Petcock....it's the float inside a motorcycle gas tank. My FI had to order a replacement, and when I saw the receipt, or he talked about how he had to get it out or put it in, I kept giggling. I'm giggling now lol.

EVA116 · October 2013

Nut

EVA116 · October 2013

Gash

EMOmamma · October 2013

Poke. Engorged.

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