Wtf belly ache that won't go away. Ain't no body got time fo dat.
Married DH : 7/7/12; 3 fur babies (2 dogs and 1 cat) DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18 FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
WTF Lo?! WORST NIGHT OF SLEEP EVER! You only sleep with something in your mouth? What's that all about? Mommy is not ok with being up every 20 minutes to either put the paci back in your mouth or feed you until 3 am! Get it together!
WTF at that lame night of sleep. DD down at 7:50 then stirred a couple times for an hour. Up at 12:30 being loud. Up at 2:30 to eat. Up at 5:30 to eat. Up at 7:15 for the day.
WTF work. Look, I get it, nursing mothers are pretty rare in this company, and pumping mothers even more so. BUT when I quietly say it's against FEDERAL MOTHERFLUCKIN LAW when you tell me to use the family bathroom its a big hint that it is unacceptable to me and you'd best find me a goddamned room somewhere else. I will use that bathroom until you can get me a space, but if I get electrocuted through my tit because the pump falls into the motion activated sink I will take the whole store down with me.
Wtf body/mother nature! As if the PP bleeding for weeks weren't bad enough, now you have to hit me with one hell of a doozy for my first period. Thanks a lot traitor!
WTF, best friend? Couldn't you find an alternative to suicide? It's your birthday and I can't stop crying. It's been four years, almost. Can I start acting semi-normal on your birthday again instead of being a complete basket case?
WTF weather? We've had awesome weather in the low 80s for nearly a week. I look at the forecast and it's back to the 90s tomorrow. FML. I know it's Florida but I'd appreciate more than a week of non-summer weather!!
WTF body? I got an abcess a couple of weeks ago that I thought had healed, until it flared up again about a week ago. Now it looks like I have another small one right near the old one. I've been keeping that whole area disinfected like crazy, how on earth is this happening? Oh, and I'm pretty sure I have a pilonidal cyst. WTF??????????????? Good thing I'm seeing a doctor today.
WTF, best friend? Couldn't you find an alternative to suicide? It's your birthday and I can't stop crying. It's been four years, almost. Can I start acting semi-normal on your birthday again instead of being a complete basket case?
So sorry! I've learned that the pain and heartache of missing someone just becomes a way of life. There are certain days that hit me harder than others, and I don't think that'll ever change. You're in my thoughts and prayers.
WTF, best friend? Couldn't you find an alternative to suicide? It's your birthday and I can't stop crying. It's been four years, almost. Can I start acting semi-normal on your birthday again instead of being a complete basket case?
So sorry! I've learned that the pain and heartache of missing someone just becomes a way of life. There are certain days that hit me harder than others, and I don't think that'll ever change. You're in my thoughts and prayers.
Thanks, @BlodieBia21. The time between her birthday and the day she killed herself, Dec 2, is always the hardest. Thanks for the T&Ps - I appreciate them.
WTF, best friend? Couldn't you find an alternative to suicide? It's your birthday and I can't stop crying. It's been four years, almost. Can I start acting semi-normal on your birthday again instead of being a complete basket case?
Wtf friend who comes to visit with a massively sick child? The fact that you are on the phone with your pedi about it and they're telling you to take her to urgent care should've been a hint...
Wtf friend who comes to visit with a massively sick child? The fact that you are on the phone with your pedi about it and they're telling you to take her to urgent care should've been a hint...
Wtf friend who comes to visit with a massively sick child? The fact that you are on the phone with your pedi about it and they're telling you to take her to urgent care should've been a hint...
Wtf?! GTFO with those germs! People are ridiculous!!
@tdmklm I'm so sorry for your loss (creepy internet stranger hugs).
Wtf contractor?! You were supposed to finish our house over a month ago! We STILL don't have any gutters and it's going to start snowing any.day.now. And stop saying "we'll insulate the garage this weekend" it's been 4 weekends already and it STILL isn't done. Next time I see you I'm stuffing the insulation so far up your ass you'll be picking it out of your teeth for weeks.
@tdmklm *hugs* you're in my thoughts and prayers today. Some days are always harder than others. And it royally sucks. Give your lo some extra snuggles today.
WTF, best friend? Couldn't you find an alternative to suicide? It's your birthday and I can't stop crying. It's been four years, almost. Can I start acting semi-normal on your birthday again instead of being a complete basket case?
Sending you a lot of love and prayers @tdmklm (hugs)
Had our precious baby girl, Little Miss E, on August 14, 2013♥143 → I.love.you.♥
Wtf boobs. You get huge, leak the entire pregnancy, over produce, decided your done producing, switch to formula and shrink back smaller than before pregnancy. At least they didn't hurt when they dried up.
WTF baby hiccups that only come around right when my LO is dozing off to sleep. Then you stay for almost 30 minutes each time leaving my LO wide awake and fussy. Eff you baby hiccups!!! I just want some sleep....
WTF thumb, why do you keep dislocating in the middle of the night!? I thought this relaxin shit was out of my system.
WTF wrists! It's so painful when you pop in and out of the sockets willy-nilly. Wouldja knock it off already?
Seriously, WTF is up with our joints?! Should we be talking to our doctors or even chiropractors about this? It hurts like a mother trucker and doesn't go back in till I manually pull/push it back in. Owww!!!!!
Re: *~~WTF~~*
DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18
FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
...WTF.
Oh well, one night at a time.
Also WTF baby... You woke me up and then won't eat and all you want to do is sleep?? I want to sleep too!
As if the PP bleeding for weeks weren't bad enough, now you have to hit me with one hell of a doozy for my first period. Thanks a lot traitor!
Wtf boobs. I'm so tired of waking up engorged every freaking morning!!
WTF MH stop annoying me.
Had our precious baby girl, Little Miss E, on August 14, 2013 ♥ 143 → I.love.you. ♥

Wtf contractor?! You were supposed to finish our house over a month ago! We STILL don't have any gutters and it's going to start snowing any.day.now. And stop saying "we'll insulate the garage this weekend" it's been 4 weekends already and it STILL isn't done. Next time I see you I'm stuffing the insulation so far up your ass you'll be picking it out of your teeth for weeks.
Had our precious baby girl, Little Miss E, on August 14, 2013 ♥ 143 → I.love.you. ♥

Sending you love and hugs! I will keep you in my prayers! I am so sorry.