Baby Buzz app

insertclevername · October 2013

I have klassy tattooed on my low back it peeks out over my sweatpants that say juicy on the ass.

[Deleted User] · October 2013

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Dubwife79 · October 2013

sstephen27 said:
Honestly I'm appalled that women behave this way, have some respect for yourselves! Pour the vodka down the sink, spend some more time with your children and stay off your computer. Someday you'll wish you'd been a little faster to censer yourself and slower to negativity.

Pour vodka down the sink? Flagged!

LoveActually4 · October 2013

sstephen27 said:
Honestly I'm appalled that women behave this way, have some respect for yourselves! Pour the vodka down the sink, spend some more time with your children and stay off your computer. Someday you'll wish you'd been a little faster to censer yourself and slower to negativity.

I think you need to spend a little more time with spell check.

EMOmamma · October 2013

MrsSkull1107 said:
I'm cracking up that @kiraloz2 and @justaphase got flagged. Hilarious!

Dude. Even I got flagged. And I *think* it was just b/c there was a curse word nested in a quote I added on to!

insertclevername · October 2013

kiraliz2 said:

I'm actually laughing out loud.

DH asked me why I am laughing so hard. I am reading him quotes from sanctimommy aka sstephen. It is extremely amusing.

cantsitwithus · October 2013

Perhaps they would fit in better on the SAHM board?

klondikebar · October 2013

MotherOfPearl85 said:

Now I just think someone is trolling. Come on now!

Why did you flag @MotherOfPearl85, @IgotTripleTheLove ?

Flagging is not a dislike button. It is to report TOS violations.

angelashly · October 2013

sstephen27 said:
Honestly I'm appalled that women behave this way, have some respect for yourselves! Pour the vodka down the sink, spend some more time with your children and stay off your computer. Someday you'll wish you'd been a little faster to censer yourself and slower to negativity.

Wow. Are you serious. Way to judge people you don't know.

Fyi I spend a lot of time with my kid, but just because im a mother doesn't mean Im not a person.

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Littledeer84 · October 2013

whoa, I'm confused. and what's not to like about parenting?

LoveActually4 · October 2013

Ok hold on. I'm seriously confused.

You guys don't like it here so why are you posting here? Go to another board! Take over an inactive board and chat among yourselves.

If any of you would like to drink and swear with us, we'd love to have you.

SandyClam · October 2013

justAphase said:

Oh. We talk about fucking micropenises and goddamn diphallus.

@sandyclam, happy googling.

@Justaphase, Awhile back I saw a clit on the labia Tumblr that looked like a penis. I'm still confused by it and want to know what's up with that.

phunkyphish · October 2013

Can't we just have a dance war for the board and call it a day?

mollinator9 · October 2013

kiraliz2 said:
Ok I've been nice so far. However. My kid is asleep. I spent all day with him, bought decorations for his bday party, and made him special dairy free banana bread. FROM SCRATCH.

Don't tell me you feel sorry for my kid. Be jealous of my kid.

I'm jealous of your kid. I want banana bread.

ASmallWonder · October 2013

I'm LOL'ing. A bunch of people love their forums so much that they're manically searching for a new one and then say the posters on THIS board should step away from the computer. They also think we should be spending more time with our children. At 10 pm.

kem2028670 · October 2013

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

LoveActually4 · October 2013

kem2028670 said:
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

I like cake...keep talking...

angelashly · October 2013

@mollinator9
You seem cool I hope you stay

kem2028670 · October 2013

Cashingn2 said:

kem2028670 said:
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
There's a gif for this. Who's not mobile?

I just got here, I don't know how to do that yet. Give me time though and I'll be giffing all over y'all.

plutoisaplanet · October 2013

Yeah, I generally find the best way to move somewhere new is to come in and shit on the people already living there. Well done!

amycorn · October 2013

This got out of hand fast :-/

kem2028670 · October 2013

kem2028670 said:

Cashingn2 said:

kem2028670 said:
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
There's a gif for this. Who's not mobile?

I just got here, I don't know how to do that yet. Give me time though and I'll be giffing all over y'all.

And god love you for knowing that quote.

LoveActually4 · October 2013

See guys?? We can all get along! Stay, relax and let's play.

Except @sstephen27. She's gotta go.

sstephen27 · October 2013

Don't worry I wouldn't stick around if my life depended on it, women on the Buzz app were talking about how horrible you all are, saw it for myself and decided to speak my mind, just as you all enjoy doing. Like I said, heaven help your poor children.

phunkyphish · October 2013

reenielynn said:

This got out of hand fast :-/

1. This is totally what I was thinking.

2. I love the hocus pocus sig!

angelashly · October 2013

Seriously what was horrible @sstephen27 im honestly confused.

grannyweatherwax · October 2013

sstephen27 said:

Don't worry I wouldn't stick around if my life depended on it, women on the Buzz app were talking about how horrible you all are, saw it for myself and decided to speak my mind, just as you all enjoy doing. Like I said, heaven help your poor children.

We aren't the ones saying the things you are saying. You're yucky.

cantsitwithus · October 2013

sstephen27 said:
Don't worry I wouldn't stick around if my life depended on it, women on the Buzz app were talking about how horrible you all are, saw it for myself and decided to speak my mind, just as you all enjoy doing. Like I said, heaven help your poor children.

Wait don't go!

No, jaykay. Buh-bye now!

[Deleted User] · October 2013

sstephen27 said:
Don't worry I wouldn't stick around if my life depended on it, women on the Buzz app were talking about how horrible you all are, saw it for myself and decided to speak my mind, just as you all enjoy doing. Like I said, heaven help your poor children.

Peace out bitch. You keep saying you'll leave but then you stay and keep spewing shit.

[Deleted User] · October 2013

amycorn said:
This got out of hand fast :-/

We take care of shit round here.

Dubwife79 · October 2013

sstephen27 said:
Honestly I'm appalled that women behave this way, have some respect for yourselves! Pour the vodka down the sink, spend some more time with your children and stay off your computer. Someday you'll wish you'd been a little faster to censer yourself and slower to negativity.

Wait. I'm confused. Am I supposed to go and wake up my sleeping kid and husband (who has been working his ass of the last couple weeks) to spend time with them now? You mentioned pouring vodka down the sink, am I cool since I'm drinking wine? Lmk.

phunkyphish · October 2013

MrsSkull1107 said:

Let's talk more about the clitenis. Anyone wanna google it? Perhaps @sandyclam can find it for us?

I would love to know more about this.

LuckyDad · October 2013

Are we at the point where I don't have to actually do work yet?

angelashly · October 2013

kiraliz2 said:
I was waiting for you to show up @mabelshesthebomb

Me too. I was about to page her and @onderfulmother and @mbenit

LuckyDad · October 2013

kiraliz2 said:
I was waiting for you to show up @mabelshesthebomb

I wonder if someone pinged her.

SandyClam · October 2013

Oh, wow. I had not read any of this thread when I posted about the clitenis. Very interesting. I'm eating dinner right now and MH can see my computer and he gets mad when I talk about gross things while he's eating so I'll have to hold off on finding the clitenis, @MrsSkull1107.

I just saw the "I feel sorry for your children" post. Classic, OP. Classic.