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fitmama418 · October 2013

I've got TWO to start today off:

I've been mainlining these organic toaster pastries and convincing myself "it's ok...they're organic...they're not real Pop Tarts." I've had about 4-5 packs this week.

Tomorrow afternoon is my baby shower. I'm admittedly more excited about it because we'll FINALLY be getting a ton of baby stuff we need. Also...the food. Not so much excited to be stuck in a room with family and friends for 4-5 hours. Sorry I'm not sorry.

fluttergirlmoonchild79 · October 2013

I have GD so there's so many wonderful things I can't eat right now and it's driving me crazy. I went to CVS yesterday afternoon to pick up a few things for the hospital. I bought 2 Reece's Peanut Butter cups and ate them like they were going out of style.

My list so far of "ok, now I can eat real food again, please give me" is now:

Milkshake
Kraft Mac & Cheese
Cupcake
That new big cookie thing from Papa Johns
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups

The list grows pretty much every day.

brandeeteer · October 2013

I've gone to Sweet Frog (FroYo) every day this week and didn't tell DH. Last night when DH got home from work he asked if I wanted to go since I'd been so good about not going. So yesterday I went twice and didn't feel bad about it either.

CaitS07 · October 2013

I need anger management when dealing with automatic paper towel dispensers. I've been known to smack them when they don't give me my damn paper towel. They make me go from 0-10 in no time.

gwenneh · October 2013

I hid in the kitchen and ate an entire Charlie Bigham's macaroni & cheese with the child lock on the door so I didn't have to share it with DS.

fiddlefern · October 2013

DH bought a me a key lime pie last night and it was AWFUL. I pretended to eat it and enjoy it, but it tasted more like lemon.

My second one is I've been having a 1/2 glass of wine about once a week to take the edge off and help me relax.

fluttergirlmoonchild79 · October 2013

mrsnikkimitchell said:

fluttergirlmoonchild79 said:

I have GD so there's so many wonderful things I can't eat right now and it's driving me crazy. I went to CVS yesterday afternoon to pick up a few things for the hospital. I bought 2 Reece's Peanut Butter cups and ate them like they were going out of style.

My list so far of "ok, now I can eat real food again, please give me" is now:

Milkshake
Kraft Mac & Cheese
Cupcake
That new big cookie thing from Papa Johns
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups

The list grows pretty much every day.

I was totally drooling over that cookie thing from Papa Johns when I saw it on the commercial yesterday! Our closest Papa John's is forever away, so I'm trying to figure out how I can get DH to make me one (without chocolate chips). Maybe a giant peanut butter one? Mmmm.

I was too and then a friend pointed out that since it's a pizza place they DELIVER SAID GIANT COOKIE TO YOUR DOOR! Um. Well done Papa, well done! Sorry you don't have one closer. I don't care for their pizza but I will totally eat that cookie. DH and I saw the commercial and it goes "it's cut so you can share it with friends". I told DH "well what's the point in that?" He goes "is it on your list now?" "yep."

gwenneh · October 2013

fiddlefern said:
My second one is I've been having a 1/2 glass of wine about once a week to take the edge off and help me relax.

That's a bandwagon I was thinking of jumping on this week.

rbtrumpet · October 2013

brandeeteer said:

I've gone to Sweet Frog (FroYo) every day this week and didn't tell DH. Last night when DH got home from work he asked if I wanted to go since I'd been so good about not going. So yesterday I went twice and didn't feel bad about it either.

I LOVE Sweet Frog!

Hope you're getting your stamps so you can get a free yogurt!!

nano1 · October 2013

I hid a bag of Halloween candy and have been sneaking Reeses out of it every day. I've even gone to the extent of hiding the wrappers under other items in the trash so that DH won't know.

Kfran84 · October 2013

gwenneh said:

fiddlefern said:
My second one is I've been having a 1/2 glass of wine about once a week to take the edge off and help me relax.

That's a bandwagon I was thinking of jumping on this week.

I'm on this bandwagon. I was pissed that the bottle we opened this week tasted sour. Ugh. Better luck next week.

Kfran84 · October 2013

My FFFC is that I've been using company time to slowly write my thank-you notes. They take me forever for some reason and I just can't find the time (or desire) when I'm at home!

gwenneh · October 2013

I have now Googled the PJ's cookie thing and discovered that A: Papa John's delivers to my part of London and B: WE HAVE THE GIANT COOKIE THING HERE TOO!

Welp, there goes my GD.

fluttergirlmoonchild79 · October 2013

gwenneh said:

I have now Googled the PJ's cookie thing and discovered that A: Papa John's delivers to my part of London and B: WE HAVE THE GIANT COOKIE THING HERE TOO!

Welp, there goes my GD.

Show no mercy! Take no prisoners! I'm hoping my nutritionist will let me go down to 2 time a day testing so I can work this into my stomach sometime soon.

katie.725 · October 2013

I did a load of laundry last night and totally spaced them... I could have run them through the washer again but I just tossed them in the dryer with a dryer sheet.

I will get probably nothing done at work today since nothing is working properly.

I avoid my co-worker on purpose after he comes in from a smoke break - and I totally judge him because he recently picked up the habit again.

babymama619 · October 2013

gwenneh said:
I have now Googled the PJ's cookie thing and discovered that A: Papa John's delivers to my part of London and B: WE HAVE THE GIANT COOKIE THING HERE TOO!

Welp, there goes my GD.

Great, thanks gals, now I have to have said "cookie thing!!!" There's a papa johns right by my house....FFFC, I'm still thinking of having it delivered.

Chargersgrl33 · October 2013

We have eaten like crap this past week. We are in the middle of moving and there isn't any fast food resturants around here so peanut butter on a hot dog bun is what my son has eaten for dinner the past 3 nights. I won't be winning any Mom of the Year awards soon.

J&JJ2011 · October 2013

Possible TMI-Pooh Related:

I've been really constipated, so when I go...they don't go down the toilet very easy. In the past month, I've plugged the work toilet six times, three of which I didn't call maintence about because I didn't want them to start thinking it was me, so it got left for some other poor person to deal with. I'm not sure why this is green...I tried turning the Possible TMI Red to warn people and it turned everything green and I can't get it to go back....

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alexisjo88 · October 2013

My FFFC is that I almost peed the bed last night... Twice. I don't know how I managed not to. I had a coughing fit in my sleep and had to run to the bathroom with pee running down my leg.

finallymom16 · October 2013

Ive been craving the shit out of sushi. SO and I went last saturday night to the local hibachi and I may ir may not have had one piece of tuna nigiri. Then I ate 2 california rokls (12 pieces) a bowl of miso soup and a salad. I dont regret it.

aboyle44 · October 2013

I went to the grocery store to get some "essentials" a couple of days ago. My cart consisted of some grapes, bread, lunch meat (for DH)....and ice cream and 4 bags of candy. And yes, lots of that candy is gone!

hollowway · October 2013

Between my 32 and 34 week appt I gained 7lbs because I ate the entire double layer homemade chocolate cake from my baby shower, 3 bags of bite size candy and *had* to finish off the soda from the baby shower...I should feel really bad that I had cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner for about a week... But I don't.

SittingOnAMtnTop · October 2013

I just ate about a 1/3 lb of chocolate fudge. My excuse? I hadn't felt the baby move in a little while, and by "a little while" I mean 30 minutes.

On a side note, Do you know how easy it is to make fudge?! This is trouble.

McJen715 · October 2013

This is mostly just ridiculous:

My three year old made me ugly cry last night. I was playing with her hair while she sat next to me 'reading' and my fingers got tangled. She got upset and told me, 'I want you to go away! I want a new mommy!'

I was letting her stay up past bedtime to hang with me so I know her being tired didn't help. But my stupid over emotional hormonal self cried. For 30 damn minutes. She obviously realized it wasn't nice and kept saying 'I love you mommy!' Which somehow made the crying worse. Eff you hormones!

GopherBaby13 · October 2013

McJen715 said:
This is mostly just ridiculous:

My three year old made me ugly cry last night. I was playing with her hair while she sat next to me 'reading' and my fingers got tangled. She got upset and told me, 'I want you to go away! I want a new mommy!'

I was letting her stay up past bedtime to hang with me so I know her being tired didn't help. But my stupid over emotional hormonal self cried. For 30 damn minutes. She obviously realized it wasn't nice and kept saying 'I love you mommy!' Which somehow made the crying worse. Eff you hormones!

Um, I probably would have cried over that not pregnant.

fluttergirlmoonchild79 · October 2013

SittingOnAMtnTop said:

I just ate about a 1/3 lb of chocolate fudge. My excuse? I hadn't felt the baby move in a little while, and by "a little while" I mean 30 minutes. On a side note, Do you know how easy it is to make fudge?! This is trouble.

Adding to my list......

thelastunicornxo · October 2013

J&JJ2011 said:
Possible TMI-Pooh Related:

I've been really constipated, so when I go...they don't go down the toilet very easy. In the past month, I've plugged the work toilet six times, three of which I didn't call maintence about because I didn't want them to start thinking it was me, so it got left for some other poor person to deal with.
I'm not sure why this is green...I tried turning the Possible TMI Red to warn people and it turned everything green and I can't get it to go back....

This. I've clogged so many toilets this pregnancy it baffles me. I don't think anyone who's never been pregnant can understand the horror that the "pregnant poop" sometimes bring.....

thelastunicornxo · October 2013

My sons have a playdates today and I'm suppose to bring cookies, so I picked up one of those Halloween premade sugar cookie packs and made them last night...... I ended up having to send dh to get me another pack to make because I ate almost half of them!

katie.725 · October 2013

ashleyross said:

SittingOnAMtnTop said:

I just ate about a 1/3 lb of chocolate fudge. My excuse? I hadn't felt the baby move in a little while, and by "a little while" I mean 30 minutes. On a side note, Do you know how easy it is to make fudge?! This is trouble.

Dude- I need to make fudge. I freaking love that stuff.

Why did you remind me of this??

I will send you my address so you can mail some... I have no energy to do any of that :P

agentkitten75 · October 2013

My FFFC is, my baby shower is tomorrow and all I'm excited about really is the fact that I'm using it as an excuse to cheat on my GD diet. That cake better watch out , I'm coming for it!!!

lilybeth12 · October 2013

MH was bitching last night about how it was cold now and he couldnt snuggle under the covers b/c of my gassiness. I just kind of blinked at him.

Maimes10 · October 2013

Kfran84 said:

fiddlefern said:
My second one is I've been having a 1/2 glass of wine about once a week to take the edge off and help me relax.

That's a bandwagon I was thinking of jumping on this week.
I'm on this bandwagon. I was pissed that the bottle we opened this week tasted sour. Ugh. Better luck next week.

I just want beer. I miss beer.

And...at my 34 week apt on Wednesday I had not gained any weight, not even an ounce...I am at 27 lbs gained so I'm close to the "limit". I rewarded myself by getting 6 donuts. They were all gone by yesterday afternoon.

JaysonandKristin · October 2013

Maimes10 said:

Kfran84 said:

fiddlefern said:
My second one is I've been having a 1/2 glass of wine about once a week to take the edge off and help me relax.

That's a bandwagon I was thinking of jumping on this week.
I'm on this bandwagon. I was pissed that the bottle we opened this week tasted sour. Ugh. Better luck next week.

I just want beer. I miss beer.
And...at my 34 week apt on Wednesday I had not gained any weight, not even an ounce...I am at 27 lbs gained so I'm close to the "limit". I rewarded myself by getting 6 donuts. They were all gone by yesterday afternoon.

I had two swigs of DH's Coors last night. I'm so hard up that it tasted good to me. Blech!!

I miss beer as well. And, champagne. I can't wait to be home from the hospital with my celebratory bottle...

cagoldi · October 2013

I love how these are mostly food related today.

That PJ's cookie does look awesome! I told DH we're ordering that Sunday and pigging out on pizza while we watch the Walking Dead.

I just made the most beautiful sandwich with a trifecta of forbidden cheeses: brie, gorgonzola, and feta on a sourdough baguette with roasted garlic. This could become a daily habit.

Kfran84 · October 2013

I cut the leg seams off of my bikini style undies this morning. They were pinching my big puffy vajay and I could not take it anymore.

They feel heavenly btw. I recommend it!

jaymayhatton · October 2013

I’ve been wearing the same sweatpants all week because they are the only sweats that fit and today is the first day in three weeks that I’ve put on a bra because a friend is coming over to visit me.

michrocc · October 2013

My FFFC is that I no-holds-barred loathe my boss. I feel physically, viscerally angry when I'm anywhere near her, and it's mostly because of piddly shit she does like incessantly sighing out loud, talking to her husband on the phone all day (in a baby voice), or leaving six hundred pairs of her shoes in our office space.

Anyhoo, I'm okay with hating her 99% of the time, (it's just a part of my daily activities now...Brush teeth? Check! Eat breakfast? Check! Hate my boss with the fire of a thousand suns? Check!) but now I feel guilty because I know she's planning my work baby shower.

My real confession? I don't really feel guilty about it.

lamo1210 · October 2013

I'm kinda hoping more BH happen at work today so my boss will feel bad and let me go home early. Even if it's by a half hr. I'm starting to get a nesting bug and just need the time to nest.

michrocc · October 2013

Oh, I have another one!

Last night I was a complete and total whiny, bratty, bitch to my husband. I'm glad I don't star in a reality show, because I would have been ripped to shreds on the message boards afterward.

Here's a list of my transgressions:

1) He bought me tickets to a show I wanted to see and I was so tired from driving home from work that I barely thanked him.

2) He cooked dinner while I sat on the couch and yelled at him about the mess he was making.

3) I whined until he went out and bought me a pint of cookies and cream ice cream. And then I complained that I had a stomachache from eating it all.

4) I begged him to rub my back but then that started to feel terrible so he had to rub my feet. But then THAT started to feel terrible so I forbade him from touching me at all. Until I then needed him to rub my back again. Lather rinse repeat.

5) He went to bed before I did and then I called him from a dead sleep to help me get up off the sofa.

There's no defense for my crimes, but I really did feel like shit last night and it all needed to come out in one spiraling, swirling mass of bitchiness.

babymama619 · October 2013

I am going to pay to pass a level of candy crush if I don't pass it today. Ugh!!! I can't stand it!!!

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