Well it wasn't something stupid DH said, its how he said it. That being said we were laying in bed last night and he says he wants a little girl( ok whatever) I reply " what if the next one is a boy" he replies " then she'll have 3 older brothers to look after her" my jaw dropped..... How many kids does this man think I'm popping out? Let me have this baby first, geesh!! :-t
It's a government assistance program vaguely similar to food stamps for pregnant women or women with young children. Why DH thought all moms get it is beyond me. And yes, the program may be affected by the govt shutdown.
Ah! Gottcha. Thanks. We've got UCCB (Universal Child Care Benefit - $100 month, per kid, till they're 6, regardless of income) and the CCTB (Canada Child Tax Benefit - geared to income until the child is 18)
I'm at work, sick with a cold, healing patients and using my brain...I text my husband who is currently not working due to, well you know, and he has the audacity to tell me he isn't doing anything nor does he have any plans to do anything...even though he has a "honey do list" that has been getting lengthier by the day. Um, no. Wrong.
According to the article from a post a few down from this, WIC will be affected. No incoming $ for it, theyay have enough funding for about a week. Not good news for those that need it. The article was really interesting though.
Last night my husband crawled into bed and sniffed my hair. He told me my hair smelled really good. And then told me it smelled like a stripper. I asked what the hell that was supposed to mean. He said it smelled like fruit and desperation. Thankfully I knew at that point he was trying to make me laugh or I would have killed him.
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Last night my husband crawled into bed and sniffed my hair. He told me my hair smelled really good. And then told me it smelled like a stripper. I asked what the hell that was supposed to mean. He said it smelled like fruit and desperation. Thankfully I knew at that point he was trying to make me laugh or I would have killed him.
Omg this made me lol. My sister wore a different body spray /perfumr around her bf the other day and he told her she smelled good, but like a stripper. It has been cracking me up since. He realized his misstep but she thought it was hilarious as well.
I ended up having to go L&D for the first time last night for a head ache that I've had ( and still have ) since Sunday morning. I was throwing up from the pain and lortab wasn't doing anything.
I look at my husband who is getting ready to leave and he has on kaki pants and a polo ( at 12:30 at night ) and asked him what the heck he was wearing. His answer was if we were having a baby tonight he wanted to look good. I told him to go put on some gym shorts and a t shirt because we weren't having a baby yet. This is after he freaked out about what we need to take to the hospital.
I look at my husband who is getting ready to leave and he has on kaki pants and a polo ( at 12:30 at night ) and asked him what the heck he was wearing. His answer was if we were having a baby tonight he wanted to look good. I told him to go put on some gym shorts and a t shirt because we weren't having a baby yet. This is after he freaked out about what we need to take to the hospital.
I totally LOLed at this bc I can see my husband doing the same thing!!
When I had DD they gave DH scrubs to wear and he freakin loved them. After the c/s several nurses told him he could take them off, but he didn't want to bc he thought he looked good in them. )
My DH this weekend had to work Sun which never happens, so he looks at me and says can't you have some Braxton-Hicks or something so I don't have to go in? Umm.. no, I'm not going to jinx myself or fake labor so you can skip work!!
Yep my dh is back on shift today and said he hopes I go into labor before his days of so he Doesent have to work this week... Yea ok ill get right on that
A few days after having Wesley my DH says "so how long does it take your body go back to normal". I just stared at him since I was lost for words and then he says "I probably shouldn't have asked that". Ummmm DUH!
With the false labor I have had lately that likes to start at 8pm and end at 2am
Dh says " So if you think I am going to have to goto L & D, can we do it sooner rather then 12am because I need my rest " This is coming from the man who has been blissfully getting 8-9 hrs asleep every night while I have been getting 4 max. Grumble.
Then, the lack of sleep is catching up to me and DH says "Why are you so cranky today?" Umm... I have barely slept in 3 days, I have 2 sick kids at home a huge to do list and I am in constant pain, can barely walk, and am 39weeks pregnant. Why do you think I am cranky dear?
Ah! Gottcha. Thanks. We've got UCCB (Universal Child Care Benefit - $100 month, per kid, till they're 6, regardless of income) and the CCTB (Canada Child Tax Benefit - geared to income until the child is 18)
OF COURSE, you do. Goddammit, Canada, quit making us look so damn bad down here. Geez!
Re: Tonight on "shit my DH/SO says"
I look at my husband who is getting ready to leave and he has on kaki pants and a polo ( at 12:30 at night ) and asked him what the heck he was wearing. His answer was if we were having a baby tonight he wanted to look good. I told him to go put on some gym shorts and a t shirt because we weren't having a baby yet. This is after he freaked out about what we need to take to the hospital.
When I had DD they gave DH scrubs to wear and he freakin loved them. After the c/s several nurses told him he could take them off, but he didn't want to bc he thought he looked good in them.
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Ummmm DUH!
With the false labor I have had lately that likes to start at 8pm and end at 2am
Dh says " So if you think I am going to have to goto L & D, can we do it sooner rather then 12am because I need my rest " This is coming from the man who has been blissfully getting 8-9 hrs asleep every night while I have been getting 4 max. Grumble.
Then, the lack of sleep is catching up to me and DH says "Why are you so cranky today?" Umm... I have barely slept in 3 days, I have 2 sick kids at home a huge to do list and I am in constant pain, can barely walk, and am 39weeks pregnant. Why do you think I am cranky dear?