sex at 38 weeks

Re: sex at 38 weeks

• finnybooboo member

  October 2013

  Sorry no tips, just dealing. Although we are prior military so going on dry spells for several months is nothing for us.
  

  Baby #2 EDD: May 13th!
  
  

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• trackgirlparis member

  October 2013

  I advise you to introduce yourself first, before you get on a public forum and ask strangers about their sex life.
  
  Read the "how to tell you are a newb" post stickies at the top.
  
  Oh and for what it's worth...no, I'm not having any issues. I still get sex multiple times a week. Be jealous \:D/

  
  

  
  

  
  

      

                 

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• acethebase member

  October 2013

  No tips or advice here since I'm experiencing the exact opposite..... I really need to get a stick so I can start beating him off with it

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• huntjul member

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• sleepy33 member

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• RedZee member

  October 2013

  @comeongetdown - stop posting pictures of me without permission.
  

       
  

  
  
  

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• huntjul member

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• huntjul member

  October 2013

  And in other news...
  

     
  

  
  

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• sch06f member

  October 2013

  Actually not new. I started writing when I was five weeks pregnant. I'm not sure why you ladies have to be mean about it. I just haven't had a lot of questions for people.  Also,  I figured since I won't ever meet any of you, it would be ok to ask something personal so I don't ever have feel ashamed when i see you at my job or every day.

  
  

  PS I'm pregnant too and have just as many symptoms and issues. I thought you guys would be a little more sympathetic since you are going through the same things. Guess not. Thanks for being a bunch of catty B*tches and making me feel like a freak. so glad i posted.

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• tmccord21 member

  October 2013

  DIY

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• trackgirlparis member

  October 2013

  Catty bitches, UNITE!!!

  
  

  
  

  
  

      

                 

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• sleepy33 member

  October 2013

  sch06f said:

  Actually not new. I started writing when I was five weeks pregnant. I'm not sure why you ladies have to be mean about it. I just haven't had a lot of questions for people.  Also,  I figured since I won't ever meet any of you, it would be ok to ask something personal so I don't ever have feel ashamed when i see you at my job or every day.

  
  

  PS I'm pregnant too and have just as many symptoms and issues. I thought you guys would be a little more sympathetic since you are going through the same things. Guess not. Thanks for being a bunch of catty B*tches and making me feel like a freak. so glad i posted.

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• Michellepiner member

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  Oh for Gods sake....if I see another wah wah wah you're all a bunch of meanies posts I am going to lose my shit for real. Grow a pair!!!!!
  
  Eta: didn't finish my rant before hitting post!

  

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• givemepenguinss member

  October 2013

  You shouldn't have sex but you could do this instead

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• huntjul member

  October 2013

  sch06f said:

  Actually not new. I started writing when I was five weeks pregnant. I'm not sure why you ladies have to be mean about it. I just haven't had a lot of questions for people.  Also,  I figured since I won't ever meet any of you, it would be ok to ask something personal so I don't ever have feel ashamed when i see you at my job or every day.

  
  

  PS I'm pregnant too and have just as many symptoms and issues. I thought you guys would be a little more sympathetic since you are going through the same things. Guess not. Thanks for being a bunch of catty B*tches and making me feel like a freak. so glad i posted.

  

     
  

  
  

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• sch06f member

  October 2013

  I give up. All i wanted was a little advice, not to be judged. NVM. just do me a favor and stop replying. 

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• mominwaiting29 member

  October 2013

  Oh I am in the same boat and then DH got a free pass with orders from the doc at 32 weeks   How depressing on our One Year Anniversary we didn't even mess around   I can't wait to be given the green light  postpartum to DTD!  No Advice for you just can sadly Empathize.
  

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• sleepy33 member

  October 2013

  sch06f said:

  I give up. All i wanted was a little advice, not to be judged. NVM. just do me a favor and stop replying. 

  
  

  
  
  

  

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• sleepy33 member

  October 2013

  I mean really, OP. You want us to give you advice on how to get your husband (??) to fuck you? Really?
  

  
  
  

  

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• finnybooboo member

  October 2013

  Lol if you're familiar with this board at all, you should have seen this coming a mile away...
  

  Baby #2 EDD: May 13th!
  
  

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• Ycu2013 member

  October 2013

  Seriously...

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• yesthisiskim0401 member

  October 2013

  sch06f said:

  I'm so desperate for it but he has an issue. Nothing since July and I know there won't be anything afterwards for awhile. Anyone else in the same boat? Any tips?

  sch06f said:

  Actually not new. I started writing when I was five weeks pregnant. I'm not sure why you ladies have to be mean about it. I just haven't had a lot of questions for people.  Also,  I figured since I won't ever meet any of you, it would be ok to ask something personal so I don't ever have feel ashamed when i see you at my job or every day.

  
  

  PS I'm pregnant too and have just as many symptoms and issues. I thought you guys would be a little more sympathetic since you are going through the same things. Guess not. Thanks for being a bunch of catty B*tches and making me feel like a freak. so glad i posted.

  Quoting in case of an attempt of a delete.
  
  And OP, look what I can do. I can say bitch without censorship. I can also say fuck, dick, and cunt. It's really fun. You should try it the next time you try to insult us.

  
  

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• jackiesue586 member

  October 2013

  mominwaiting29 said:

  Oh I am in the same boat and then DH got a free pass with orders from the doc at 32 weeks   How depressing on our One Year Anniversary we didn't even mess around   I can't wait to be given the green light  postpartum to DTD!  No Advice for you just can sadly Empathize.
  

  That siggy just about killed me lol 

  Emily & Alex

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• calibr8te member

  October 2013

  Why do these posts keep happening???

  
  

  

  
  

   
  

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• taylormarie923 member

  October 2013

  Continuing on @dh13's theme... Perhaps you could say this to him:
  
  
  

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• calibr8te member

  October 2013

  Is this how he looks at you these days?

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

   
  

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• feenstas member

  October 2013

  I PMd you, OP. 

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• calibr8te member

  October 2013

  dh13 said:

  

  I need to love this like a meeellion times!! stahp snek!! 

  
  

   
  

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• sleepy33 member

  October 2013

  Ok, ok, ok, for real though OP, here is my advice:
  
  1. Turn off the lights and set up a series of obstacles between your bedroom door and your bed.
  2. Lay on the bed and cover yourself with a sheet with a hole cut in it.
  3. Hope he comes in the room, trips, and lands strategically.
  

  
  
  

  

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• trackgirlparis member

  October 2013

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  I PMd you, OP. 

  That's weird.

  she got butt-hurt about something I said yesterday, so I'm sure she's telling her what a bunch of meanies we all are.
  
  
  Or I wanted to give her a legitimate response to her question without being flamed? Quit being a stuffy bitch. 
  
  Don't talk to my fucking fabulous LB that way, bitch! Now go cry in a corner
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

      

                 

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• sleepy33 member

  October 2013

  feenstas said:

  comeongetdown said:

  dh13 said:

  feenstas said:

  I PMd you, OP. 

  That's weird.

  
  she got butt-hurt about something I said yesterday, so I'm sure she's telling her what a bunch of meanies we all are.

  Or I wanted to give her a legitimate response to her question without being flamed? Quit being a stuffy bitch. 

  
  

  
  
  

  

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• alfan004 member

  October 2013

  yesthisiskim0401 said:

  I'm so desperate for it but he has an issue. Nothing since July and I know there won't be anything afterwards for awhile. Anyone else in the same boat? Any tips?

  Actually not new. I started writing when I was five weeks pregnant. I'm not sure why you ladies have to be mean about it. I just haven't had a lot of questions for people.  Also,  I figured since I won't ever meet any of you, it would be ok to ask something personal so I don't ever have feel ashamed when i see you at my job or every day.

  
  

  PS I'm pregnant too and have just as many symptoms and issues. I thought you guys would be a little more sympathetic since you are going through the same things. Guess not. Thanks for being a bunch of catty B*tches and making me feel like a freak. so glad i posted.

  Quoting in case of an attempt of a delete. And OP, look what I can do. I can say bitch without censorship. I can also say fuck, dick, and cunt. It's really fun. You should try it the next time you try to insult us.

  
  OP, @yesthisiskim0401 just has Tourette's, oh and she's pregnant and tired of randos posting and interrupting our O'13 family fun time! Just freaking make yourself known and maybe do a brick dance (Weeds reference) for us bc it IS so late in the game and we really don't care to answer these posts from people we know nothing about. Good luck getting some. God speed.

  

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• Jenball717 member

  October 2013

  @comeongetdown, you KNOW we're gonna want a recap now, right?

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• yesthisiskim0401 member

  October 2013

  parisashleymuir said:

  feenstas said:

  
  

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  I PMd you, OP. 

  That's weird.

  she got butt-hurt about something I said yesterday, so I'm sure she's telling her what a bunch of meanies we all are.

  
  

  Or I wanted to give her a legitimate response to her question without being flamed? Quit being a stuffy bitch. 
  
  Don't talk to my fucking fabulous LB that way, bitch! Now go cry in a corner
  
  
  Now I know what LB's are truly for.

  
  

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• yesthisiskim0401 member

  October 2013

  dh13 said:

  
  

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  sch06f said:

  I give up. All i wanted was a little advice, not to be judged. NVM. just do me a favor and stop replying. 

  Just do us a favor and fuck off to Baby Center.

  
  

  FYI OP, Kim is not the happiest camper right now.. soooo... you should prob do as she says.
  
  
  Well, I have given her more fucks than her husband so she should love me.

  
  

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• Jenball717 member

  October 2013

  comeongetdown said:

  
  

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  @comeongetdown, you KNOW we're gonna want a recap now, right?

  
  I wasn't even mean, I think she just took it wrong.  I only assume it was me because I was the only post she didn't "love"  lol

  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12102254/ftm-newb-questions#latest

  Ah yes, I remember this post. I was surprised she didn't get more "fun" answers. I was disappointed. Everyone was feeling too charitable yesterday.
  Also, she didn't personally write you a "thank you" response like everyone else got. Deft butthurt.
  
  

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• calibr8te member

  October 2013

  yesthisiskim0401 said:

  yesthisiskim0401 said:

  I give up. All i wanted was a little advice, not to be judged. NVM. just do me a favor and stop replying. 

  Just do us a favor and fuck off to Baby Center.

  FYI OP, Kim is not the happiest camper right now.. soooo... you should prob do as she says.

  Well, I have given her more fucks than her husband so she should love me.

  
  

  
  

   
  

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• alfan004 member

  October 2013

  yesthisiskim0401 said:

  yesthisiskim0401 said:

  I give up. All i wanted was a little advice, not to be judged. NVM. just do me a favor and stop replying. 

  Just do us a favor and fuck off to Baby Center.

  FYI OP, Kim is not the happiest camper right now.. soooo... you should prob do as she says.

  Well, I have given her more fucks than her husband so she should love me.

  
  Okay we need to have a multiple Love Its button....we just do!!!

  

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• Amjoy25 member

  October 2013 edited October 2013

  

  
  

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• northport6 member

  October 2013

  jgslr said:

  If DH isn't into it, take care of your own needs.

  The gyrating dinosaur in your signature makes this EPIC.

  
  

  
  

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