I'm fucking bored.

Re: I'm fucking bored.

• LuckyDad member

  September 2013

  Come clean our house

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @LuckyDad I don't have a car today!!111! How do I get there? How do I carry my damn lemon pledge,mop and Mr.Clean magic erasers all the way to your house?
  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @kiraliz2 same here. Connor is napping. I can't watch the shows I have recorded because SO wants to watch them with me. Even April14 is boring today.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  Dude. DH is holding us hostage in the van because he wants to go look at some goats. I don't WANT a fuggin goat.

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  FhSTAR81 said:

  I'm bored and exhausted dealing with a sick kid who is bouncing off the walls.

  Sick kids are the worst. I hope she feels better soon,and you get some rest.
  
  @MabelShesTheBomb I want to come play and eat your food! Oh,and drink your booze,and look through your medicine cabinet discreetly while I pee because I love being nosy in other peoples bathrooms.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  s0ulchicken said:

  Dude. DH is holding us hostage in the van because he wants to go look at some goats. I don't WANT a fuggin goat.

  Wait....why are you looking for a goat? This is hilarious to me,tell me more.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  amberdb72 said:

  
  

  s0ulchicken said:

  
  

  Dude. DH is holding us hostage in the van because he wants to go look at some goats. I don't WANT a fuggin goat.

  
  

  Wait....why are you looking for a goat? This is hilarious to me,tell me more.
  
  
  *I* am not looking for a goat. I am an unwilling, pouty participant in this expedition. He wants goats. I do not. If he gets a goat, he is also getting some anal. I hear that's how the bargaining goes.
  

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @s0ulchicken Is the goat going to be a pet? Can we help name it? I want a new coffee table/storage ottoman. DO I need to give up the ass for this? I also want a Starbucks Salted Caramel mocha,is just mooning my SO enough to get the delicious drink? Please PIP your goat.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  @amberdb72 yes. A pet damn goat. And I am serious, if he gets a goat, I am so giving it to him in the ass tonight.
  I think though, a beej would be sufficient for the storage ottoman. A hint of a beej should get you Sbux. We should probably develop a sex favor currency chart. You on that?
  
  Please hold. We are pulling up to the goat farm.

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @s0ulchicken I am sort of jealous that you get a goat. It sounds fun,but....I was given a pot bellied pig that grew into a huge effing hog that hated men as a gift one time,so what do I know.
  
  I say don't even buy him dinner or compliment him before giving him the anal. Just get to business.
  
  I think a sex favor currency chart sounds excellent,I don't want to be giving up the good stuff for just any little ole thing. If you get a boy goat please name him Vincent Van Goatie.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• MrsCodeMonkey member

  September 2013

  @s0ulchicken goats can be mean! Not worth it. Is he planning on milking it? Hope it's a female in that case...lol

  
  

                               
  

                             Just said good bye Sept. 19th (MMC at 12 weeks)

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @MabelShesTheBomb
  
  Bullshit. This goat looks pretty glamorous to me.
  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  He is not a poser goat. I love him. I love this one too.
  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  Guys...we're getting a GD goat. DH is picking her as I type. I am back at the van, under the premise that I needed to change the twins. We will take delivery of the goat next weekend, after DH gets her pen ready. My Bassett Hound is going to be pissed! I told DH that I would be naming his goat. After his mother.
  
  

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @kiraliz2
  
  It just wants to love you.
  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  s0ulchicken said:

  Guys...we're getting a GD goat. DH is picking her as I type. I am back at the van, under the premise that I needed to change the twins. We will take delivery of the goat next weekend, after DH gets her pen ready. My Bassett Hound is going to be pissed! I told DH that I would be naming his goat. After his mother.

  Oh wow, You're really getting one. WHY does he want a pet goat? Are you in the country? I love naming it after the MIL.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  @amberdb72 he has visions of being self sustaining dancing in his head. He wants to milk it, which is fine. I grew up on a horse and cattle farm until my parents divorced. We had goats also. I just know that the novelty will wear off, and then I will be placing ads on Craigslist to sell the damn goat. We do live in the country, and most of our neighbors have chickens and goats or pigs. I was absolutely fine being in the minority. And seriously, I am calling the goat by his mothers name.
  
  Now, how should we rate our sex favors?

   

  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  MabelShesTheBomb said:

  Farm animals seem sooooo glamorous. They're rally rally not. Like not at ALL.

  No. They're definitely not.
  

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  s0ulchicken said:

  @amberdb72 he has visions of being self sustaining dancing in his head. He wants to milk it, which is fine. I grew up on a horse and cattle farm until my parents divorced. We had goats also. I just know that the novelty will wear off, and then I will be placing ads on Craigslist to sell the damn goat. We do live in the country, and most of our neighbors have chickens and goats or pigs. I was absolutely fine being in the minority. And seriously, I am calling the goat by his mothers name. Now, how should we rate our sex favors?

  
  

  s0ulchicken said:

  @amberdb72 he has visions of being self sustaining dancing in his head. He wants to milk it, which is fine. I grew up on a horse and cattle farm until my parents divorced. We had goats also. I just know that the novelty will wear off, and then I will be placing ads on Craigslist to sell the damn goat. We do live in the country, and most of our neighbors have chickens and goats or pigs. I was absolutely fine being in the minority. And seriously, I am calling the goat by his mothers name. Now, how should we rate our sex favors?

  Will it get back to MIL that the goat is named after her?  This is hilarious.
  
  My SO just called and said he COULD come home for lunch to give me a break from Connor,or he could just work through and finish by 5 on time. I told him Connor is cranky (he isn't) but if he would bring me Starbucks real quick it would be ok and I would just do everything myself today. So,guilt worked for me I feel bloated and queasy and my legs need a shaving,I am not putting out today.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  I know they aren't real, but I would LOVE to have a miniature giraffe. Ever since that DirectTV commercial a few years back. My giraffe would sit on a velvet pillow with tassles and hiss at people. Just like this.
  
  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• MrsCodeMonkey member

  September 2013

  s0ulchicken said:

  Guys...we're getting a GD goat. DH is picking her as I type. I am back at the van, under the premise that I needed to change the twins. We will take delivery of the goat next weekend, after DH gets her pen ready. My Bassett Hound is going to be pissed! I told DH that I would be naming his goat. After his mother.
  
  

  Don't you have a say in it? I wouldn't get a pet if DH wasn't on board.
  
  

  
  

                               
  

                             Just said good bye Sept. 19th (MMC at 12 weeks)

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  @amberdb72 I will just tell the kids the goat came "pre-named." And yes, the bitch will know that she shares a name with the goat.
  
  Score on the Sbux! You totally deserve it!
  
  @peanutrach1 I will definitely PIP the goat when she gets here. I am maybe a little excited. As long as DH takes care of her, S is welcome to stay.

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @s0ulchicken that is awesome. I just imagine your DH chilling this morning then being all "Hey, let's go goat shopping!" Enjoy your new pet
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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  amberdb72 said:

  @s0ulchicken that is awesome. I just imagine your DH chilling this morning then being all "Hey, let's go goat shopping!" Enjoy your new pet
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  Unfortunately, he has wanted a goat for a long time. He's been reading and researching for about a year now. I was able to put him off while I was pg with the twins, but now...he's like a kid on Christmas. We were at this farms "petting zoo" expo last weekend, and when he found out that they breed and sell Lamanchas, he was determined to get one. He can't wait to get his goat. I hope he let's the kids walk her. Many snaps to come!
  

   

  

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• nixieknox3 member

  September 2013

  @s0ulchicken i am beyond jealous that you have a goat!!!!eleventy!!!!!1!111!  i have always wanted a goat in the worst way.  they are my favorite animals!  this is me and DD2 with a goat about a month ago.

  
  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013 edited September 2013

  @nixieknox3 you may come pet my goat.
  
  Eta: I pph your carrier. Trade you? Goat for carrier? Just don't tell my DH.

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  Goddammit. I had someone on Facebook asking if anyone has the HP DVD's they can borrow. I have all of them,offered them up and said come get 'em and tell me what time.They replied,Thanks! I do not want to be caught wearing a tank and boxers but I have no desire to put pants on. WHY can't people respond!
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• virgin4lyfe member

  September 2013

  Do you want to hear the story of how I got schooled by a nine year old? Will that make you less bored?
  

  
  

  Formerly known as KJLx121.

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  
  

  KJLx121 said:

  Do you want to hear the story of how I got schooled by a nine year old? Will that make you less bored?
  

  Yes,tell me a story.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• virgin4lyfe member

  September 2013

  OKAY.
  So. Craft fair today at my college. There was a presentation on lizards and then fifty someodd parents and their childs descended upon my cookie table. The theme of our craft fair was ladybugs, so we offered the childrens red and green frosting with black m&ms or candy corns for lizard "spikes" which of course went to hell because they want more candy so they make up shit about needing "eyes" for their lizard and whatever kid get your sugar high.
  All that to tell you, I tried to give the brilliant nine year old two eye m&m's while wearing the awkward gloves so I accidentally gave him three. He goes "oh I guess it's a triclops." I was like wha how do you know that? And he proceeds to go on about how he is a "whiz" at Greek mythology and informs me of all these Greek things I do not know. I TOOK LATIN HISTORY FOR TWO YEARS DAMMIT.
  And some asshole knocked over my mountain dew and let half the bottle leak onto the floor Children in large groups. Terrifying.
  

  
  

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• s0ulchicken member

  September 2013

  kiraliz2 said:

  4 kids and a goat? Oh HELL no.

  We have 2 dogs also. Just a regular old party around here
  

   

  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  KJLx121 said:

  OKAY.
  So. Craft fair today at my college. There was a presentation on lizards and then fifty someodd parents and their childs descended upon my cookie table. The theme of our craft fair was ladybugs, so we offered the childrens red and green frosting with black m&ms or candy corns for lizard "spikes" which of course went to hell because they want more candy so they make up shit about needing "eyes" for their lizard and whatever kid get your sugar high.
  All that to tell you, I tried to give the brilliant nine year old two eye m&m's while wearing the awkward gloves so I accidentally gave him three. He goes "oh I guess it's a triclops." I was like wha how do you know that? And he proceeds to go on about how he is a "whiz" at Greek mythology and informs me of all these Greek things I do not know. I TOOK LATIN HISTORY FOR TWO YEARS DAMMIT.
  And some asshole knocked over my mountain dew and let half the bottle leak onto the floor Children in large groups. Terrifying.
  

  What a little smart ass. You should have farted and blamed him.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• LuckyDad member

  September 2013

  Naptime. Ready to entertain you.
  
  
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @LuckyDad 'bout damn time. Get to entertaining...
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• LuckyDad member

  September 2013

  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  When I get my mini giraffe I don't want it licking me like that. Speaking of, I plan to take my kids to The Reid Park zoo in Tucson in the next few weeks. You can get so close you can feed the giraffes, I love them.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• LuckyDad member

  September 2013

  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• LuckyDad member

  September 2013

  kiraliz2 said:

  It's nap time again here. My poor kid slept for 12.5 hours last night, a 3 he nap this morning, and is at it again. Sick babies are so sad

  Sick babies are the worst. You feel so bad for them. But they also drive you insane.
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• LuckyDad member

  September 2013

  amberdb72 said:

  When I get my mini giraffe I don't want it licking me like that. Speaking of, I plan to take my kids to The Reid Park zoo in Tucson in the next few weeks. You can get so close you can feed the giraffes, I love them.
  

  Do you live close to Tucson?
  

  

  -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  

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• mydixiewrecked member

  September 2013

  @LuckyDad, a little over an hour away. I used to live there for 8 years. The zoo is terrific,not too big and they have a kick ass park attached to it.
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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