It's Friday!! Time for Flame-Free Confessions!!

2ismymax · September 2013

Whatcha got??
And you've been warned.... They are never really flame free. :P

2ismymax · September 2013

I haven't used toothpaste on my brush at night for about a week. My ms is worse at night and I gag on it so I brush with water. Toothpaste also conflicts with my ginger ale which I sip nightly. I feel bad for breathing my dragon breath on my husband.

MommyDay2be · September 2013

@2ismymax that's hilarious!

I hate taking showers. It's lazy I know but it's EXHAUSTING.. All the standing and scrubbing.. Hot water.. Makes me want a nap! I haven't had a decent hairdo in a week because I'm too tired after the shower to blow dry and style my hair..

awc1986 · September 2013

Ah I totally don't judge you on the toothpaste thing. I didn't brush my back teeth this morning as I physically couldn't without gagging.

My confession is that I actually love Matthew Gray Gubler more than I love my DH. Criminal Minds is back on in the US and I have to be careful to avoid spoilers. Ohmygosh that man. He's just...I can't even.

Magheeta · September 2013

I should wash my hair today, but it doesn't look too bad. It's so much work to wash it.
I'm grateful for the fact that I've been able to poo everyday this week.

gina2433 · September 2013

2ismymax said:
I haven't used toothpaste on my brush at night for about a week. My ms is worse at night and I gag on it so I brush with water. Toothpaste also conflicts with my ginger ale which I sip nightly. I feel bad for breathing my dragon breath on my husband.

At least you brush. I've noticed lately I completely forget to brush and when I remember I'm like, oh well. When did brushing my teeth become not important?! Good thing I have an extra set at school.

MommyDay2be · September 2013

@gina2433 of teeth?? B-)

Empireceo · September 2013

Toothpaste is gross! (for the time being)

My FFFC: I won't eat food prepared in the houses of people who own cats. They shit in the house and people let their cats climb all over kitchen counters and what not. Gah-ross.

Magheeta · September 2013

Cat owner here. My cat poo's in the bathroom like us humans

and is never allowed on the counters. You're welcome for dinner anytime.

melissamello · September 2013

I'm a hygienist and all this lack of toothbrushing talk is giving me anxiety X_X lol

jschwind22 · September 2013

I drink milk straight out of the carton. It tastes better that way. One time I had a friend over who wanted a glass of milk. She was none the wiser.

BBer4 · September 2013

Empireceo said:
Toothpaste is gross! (for the time being)

My FFFC: I won't eat food prepared in the houses of people who own cats. They shit in the house and people let their cats climb all over kitchen counters and what not. Gah-ross.

Ahhh I've never thought of that before! Yuck!

JerseyGirl129 · September 2013

The mountain of laundry in the laundry room I have to do is pretty mortifying. This weekend it'll get done for sure... It has to - me and DH only have a few clean pairs of undies left until we run out!!

mrspopsicle · September 2013

The toothbrush in my mouth makes me gag right now - even without toothpaste. Half the time, brushing makes me vomit. Then what are you supposed to do? Rebrush and revomit? It's not good ladies.

awc1986 · September 2013

Magheeta said:

Cat owner here. My cat poo's in the bathroom like us humans and is never allowed on the counters. You're welcome for dinner anytime.

I now have the image of a cat sat on a toilet reading a newspaper.

spacepotatoes · September 2013

For you ladies who gag when brushing your teeth - I was just at the dentist for a check up/cleaning on Monday and my dentist talked to me about this. She said that if it happens, stand up straight and look forward or even up slightly, then keep on brushing. Apparently, when you lean over to brush teeth normally, with the head tilted down, the tongue can get in the way and trip the gag reflex.

Can't help you with the toothpaste aversion but hopefully this helps somewhat.

2ismymax · September 2013

I have not has a bite, not a single bite, of a vegetable or fruit since I got ms two weeks ago and I don't feel guilty in the slightest.

J9melissa · September 2013

I've had two donuts this morning and going to work on my third soon.

It's my anniversary and I'll do what I want.

J9melissa · September 2013

I don't understand all the JT hate from yesterday.

I mean...seriously:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr1PdeYL8hA

ErikaLynn75 · September 2013

One day last week I kicked DH out of the bed because he was snoring. He's been sleeping in the guest room ever since because he knows how tired I am and doesn't want to keep me up with his snoring. I'm not sad about it. I would be totally fine with it if we had separate rooms all the time.

LindsayB0505 · September 2013

Saturday is DD's birthday party and I went ALL OUT for her first birthday and it was a $hit-ton of work and I was super stressed and it was over in a flash. So this year its a family friendly BBQ in our yard. I think I'll probably go pick up some party hats or something because she really is old enough to know/care (unlike when she was 1). But I just dont have it in me to do a bit event. I feel like a bad mom, but I also kind dont care.

Also, I wore maternity pants yesterday and it was glorious!

J9melissa · September 2013

ErikaLynn75 said:

One day last week I kicked DH out of the bed because he was snoring. He's been sleeping in the guest room ever since because he knows how tired I am and doesn't want to keep me up with his snoring. I'm not sad about it. I would be totally fine with it if we had separate rooms all the time.

We totally sleep in separate rooms for the most part. Just makes sense. We both get the sleep we need.

Empireceo · September 2013

LindsayB0505 said:

Saturday is DD's birthday party and I went ALL OUT for her first birthday and it was a $hit-ton of work and I was super stressed and it was over in a flash. So this year its a family friendly BBQ in our yard. I think I'll probably go pick up some party hats or something because she really is old enough to know/care (unlike when she was 1). But I just dont have it in me to do a bit event. I feel like a bad mom, but I also kind dont care.

Also, I wore maternity pants yesterday and it was glorious!

We are not having a big birthday party for DS's first for precisely this reason. I'll get a cake for the smash picture but I just can't handle all that stress for something he won't remember.

ckandi007 · September 2013

I'm eating chips and Sour Patch Kids for breakfast :P

iggy.d · September 2013

Empireceo said:

LindsayB0505 said:

Saturday is DD's birthday party and I went ALL OUT for her first birthday and it was a $hit-ton of work and I was super stressed and it was over in a flash. So this year its a family friendly BBQ in our yard. I think I'll probably go pick up some party hats or something because she really is old enough to know/care (unlike when she was 1). But I just dont have it in me to do a bit event. I feel like a bad mom, but I also kind dont care.

Also, I wore maternity pants yesterday and it was glorious!

We are not having a big birthday party for DS's first for precisely this reason. I'll get a cake for the smash picture but I just can't handle all that stress for something he won't remember.

Same here. DS will be 2 in a month. It went from a big family and friends themed party to an immediate family only cake and snacks afternoon.

My FFFC: the only reason I'm not skipping Halloween is so I have an excuse to buy fun size Snickers.

andrew's wifey · September 2013

I'm wearing a maternity shirt today.

it's officially the best piece of clothing in my closet.

lsugirljen · September 2013

1.I skipped work today. 2. I found Uo thread amusing last night.

BBer4 · September 2013

I was especially bloated yesterday so I walked around the store holding my belly so I looked like I was 6 months pregnant rather than fat.

CaliVal · September 2013

Magheeta said:
I should wash my hair today, but it doesn't look too bad. It's so much work to wash it.
I'm grateful for the fact that I've been able to poo everyday this week.

Dry shampoo is my bf!

MMason12 · September 2013

LindsayB0505 said:

Saturday is DD's birthday party and I went ALL OUT for her first birthday and it was a $hit-ton of work and I was super stressed and it was over in a flash. So this year its a family friendly BBQ in our yard. I think I'll probably go pick up some party hats or something because she really is old enough to know/care (unlike when she was 1). But I just dont have it in me to do a bit event. I feel like a bad mom, but I also kind dont care.

Also, I wore maternity pants yesterday and it was glorious!

My bloating has been so bad I've had to unbutton my pants in the afternoon and walk around with my pants undone. I finally broke down and bought a few pairs of maternity pants. OMG, the most comfortable thing ever right now and I am wearing my first pair all day today. I would rather be comfortable than miserable.

sparklingdiamond · September 2013

ckandi007 said:

I'm eating chips and Sour Patch Kids for breakfast :P

I had an english muffin and some Sour Patch Kids for breakfast! :-D

wellybean · September 2013

It was my boss's birthday yesterday, so I bought a cake. He decided to not come in yesterday and is taking a long weekend vacation. So I kept the cake a secret and devoured an embarrasingly big slice for breakfast.

Also, I'm so bloated I've been in maternity pants for two weeks. No shame.

christieep · September 2013

Adding to the awful breakfasts I have had a coke, two lifesavers and a donut so far to eat today. DH bought me a bag of orange slices (not the actual fruit, the gummy kind) and left them in my car as a surprise. I am going to crash hard when this sugar high ends.

Another confession: our guest room looks like an episode of Hoarders. We have been remodeling our bathroom since June (DIY can take forever) and a lot of the materials are in there as well as piles of baby clothes I haven't sorted as LO has outgrown them. Motivation to finish the bathroom I guess...

PikaPikaChick · September 2013

I had oatmeal and an oatmeal cream pie for breakfast this morning. Oatmeal is totally healthy, right?

I am a 33 year old woman with a good white-collar career and a mohawk. I'm super pissed at the last lady to who cut my hair and gave me a fauxhawk when I specifically and explicitly told her that I don't do fauxhawks, thankyouverymuch. Kind want to go back to that salon and beat her with a Bad Brains album.

RedInLove · September 2013

I had store-bought baked potato salad for dinner last night. It was so good. Then I forgot to take my PNVs before going to bed, for the 2nd time this week.

akifyre · September 2013

I haven't shaved my legs and pits in a week... too tired and queasy to bother with all that bending.

please do not judge all cat owners as the same.

( It can hurt our feelings. *grins teasingly* I own two cats and they are not allowed on the counters. I make certain that my hands and the surfaces food touch are sanitized before preparing and serving.

Cat owners are usually as sanitary as their pets.

Also dog owners can be looked on with suspicion. Dogs eat their poo and walk through it in the grass, they do not groom them selves constantly as cats do, and I have seen many up on tables and counter tops where they are not supposed to be either.

)

lrmrtn · September 2013

I've been a cranky pain to DH all week btw m/s and cravings. I complained the other day that he doesn't seem to care that I don't feel well and he said that there's not much he can really do to do cure m/s and anytime he offers to make me something I don't want it. He's totally right of course, but I still wish he'd just figure out what I want and go get it when I want it! Yes, I'm upset b/c DH isn't a mindreader. LOL

thagy2012 · September 2013

I've had iced coffee the past two days. I went into panic mode when I got pregnant and wouldn't drink it.... That lasted for almost 5 weeks. I quit... I need coffee, and one a day wont hurt me. I should have listened to my doc sooner when she said I could have one. I am one happy camper

mrstengallonhat1 · September 2013

I had Cape Cod chips and ranch dip for dinner last night. I also went to bed at 6:30 PM.

julesf817 · September 2013

I might be the first one to get flamed on this thread, but i put on my jeans this morning fully expecting to have to do the hair tie thing and they buttoned no problem. i am baffled because the scale says i gained a pound between yesterday morning and today. either way, i'll take it. my scale is just a filthy liar.

also, i bought prunes last night at the grocery store. pretty sure the kid bagging them gave me the side eye.

Brandyjean30 · September 2013

I just called DH and begged him to find a way to get off work early today. I'm going on two days of being so nauseated that I can't function. With a busy 16 month old that's not flying. She deserves better than a mom who can't get her butt off the couch.... And I need a nap

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