WTF self - why is this cycle so crazy? and why do you have zero energy? Get it together already!
WTF traffic this morning - why did it take an hour to go 4 miles? There wasn't an accident or anything. Needless to say, my commute was 2 hours this morning. Ugh!
@meggowaffles - I have 2 cats that are 9 years old and think it's play time at 3am every night. Hoping your kitten kicks the habit soon... and if he does, can you send him to teach my 2 how to sleep through the night?!
@MeggoWaffles I think your kitten and my kitten are on the same wavelength. My kitten decided to try to eat my hair and attack my ear around 3:30. She ended up scratching the inside of my nostril when I grabbed her and tossed her off the bed.
WTF immune system. First cold of the school year has turned into a month-long affair. I'm ready for you to go away now!
Married June 2012
DH: 31 Me: 30 dx PCOS 2001
Surprise BFP 12/8/13 EDD 8/14/14
Stroke: 3/15/14 dx expressive aphasia: had to relearn how to communicate
WTF back, shoulders & neck? It's been a week of you torturing me. This isn't cool. I need to be able to turn my head without pain radiating down to my hip.
WTF dog? Why you did you pee on the floor & THEN wake me up to take you out?!?!
WTF period? Where are you??? Beta is all the way down, that means it's time for you to do your thing. Let's get this show on the road!
WTF H's old company? Could you puh-lease get us the COBRA paperwork ASAP? My Dr's office can't get approval for surgery until we get that all set up. Hurry up dang it!
I didn't realize I had so many til I started typing. @-)
WTF SO learn to pick your battles with DD. She is 9 and hard headed like me. Just deal.
WTF Insureds I am here from 8-4:30 if you could take the time to call me back before 4:15 I could out if here in time. Seriously my phone doesn't ring all day then the witching hour occurs.
WTF BFF I know your pregnancy was anything but planned but I can't deal with the ungratefulness and constant complaining. You are a grown woman with 2 other children, you know how it works. I love you and want to be supportive but you have been with me through this entire journey and should be more sensitive. IDK maybe I am the one who is being a little bitch.
***DD 5/15/2004***TTC #2 Since March 2012***Severe MFI*** LameBlog ***
WTF DH?! Pick up DD, change her, get her a bottle. Don't come into the bathroom while I'm showering to tell me she's awake. Don't complain that you can't get her right now because you're not ready yet.
WTF self?! Get your shiz together. Quit being lazy.
WTF Is up with my dreams. I've been having very vivid crazy dreams. Last night it was that I was pregnant and I had started growing hair on my chest but it was grey. WTF does that mean, I'm an old man???
WTF H you know the drill, if you cook dinner I do the dishes...if I cook dinner YOU need to do the dishes, this business of you just leaving the dishes until the next day is not cool. You know that I will wash them because I CANNOT leave the house with dishes in the sink. Not cool dude, not cool.
And WTF today show ..... Are you going to talk about babies all week? I just had a mc I don't want to hear about it.
Sorry @Pintobean39. I've watching it all week with slight annoyance. I'm not even sure why they're doing this all week.
I don't get it!! I woke up Monday morning and ppl were giving birth, then tues people going through IVF, today a couple bringing home their baby and now about 15 min of everyone talking about their experience during child birth. I'm thinking the HELL with going to the gym it's time for a Mimosa!!!!
WTF self? How did you manage to try and comb out your wet hair so aggressively that you managed to whip the end right into your eye, which now hurts and feels slightly scratched...
WTF H? Just because you can't get out of bed on time does not mean I should have to adjust my morning routine - I got shit to do too!
WTF dog! Thanks for scaring the shit out of me last night at 11:30. I don't enjoy laying in bed wondering if someone is breaking into our house and then having crazy ass dreams because of this!
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38 Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
Agh..... Thanks guys. It was kind of a shock. I was literally getting ready to take her to the vet because she was breathing funny... And after I got DS and myself ready- I went to check on her, and she was gone. Aargh. My heart hurts.
Poor kitty. How upsetting. Hugs to you.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
New WTF: WTF DH's work! DH has been working remotely for 3 years and now you decide you don't want any employees to work remotely anymore?! Thank you for giving us a year to move to an office or find a new job, but since you also have a policy against giving a professional reference finding a new job is going to be extremely difficult. W.T.F.
Me 31 DH 34 TTC #1 5/13 BFP #3 5/2/14 DD born 1/19/15 NTNP #2 8/17 BFP 12/13/18 ED 8/21/19
WTF body. Why do you make me feel like I'll die if I don't have a huge supply of candy in the house?! At the moment, reeses pumpkins? I'm trying to eat healthy dammit.
And WTF H. You always ALWAYS go to bed early during the week, but decide to make me watch World War Z with you last night at midnight?! Not cool. Good movie....long night watching and waiting for zombies while you slept like a baby.
WTF DH, I spend so much time cleaning all the floors of our house every couple days, why do you keep wearing your shoes in the house??? Why do you get mad at me for asking you to take them off? Our floors always look gross and I'm sick of all the extra cleaning!
WTF dentist? Bubblegum flavored fluoride was WAY tastier when I was a kid. This smelled and tasted funky.
WTF teeth? A cavity? Really? I brush and floss twice a day and go to the dentist 4 times a year. When did you possibly have time to develop a cavity!?!
WTF lady at work? #1) Stop calling me Ms. mmb, we're the same age, you can call me by my first name.
WTF second lady at work? Are you really confused about how to reimburse someone for repairs to equipment? Her email reads: I didn't get the name of the man who did the work, so on the check request should I put that it be made payable to the name of the company on the invoice?
Um, yeah. Like duh. How else have you been paying for services/supplies? Is she really having checks sent directly to the technician who comes and does the work?
@ScrappyLika that is what I pictured them doing outside my bedroom door! My mind even made up zombie sounds to torture me. I don't know how your H could fall asleep during that movie. MH jumped more than I did. That of course means nothing though, he was asleep 5 minutes after it was over.
WTF mom? I don't "like" or respond to ONE of your comments on facebook, and suddenly you think that I "never" do? It.is.facebook.
I tried to explain to her that sometimes I get so many notifications that comments occasionally get lost. I also let her know that sometimes I see them, can't respond right away, and then I forget. I have a life.
She then gets into how I "liked" a meme on facebook last night that said something like: "I don't always make a cool post on facebook, but when I do an older relative ruins it with a lame comment." - I think it is funny because it's true almost half of the time.
IS THIS REAL LYFE? Seriously.. I debated deactivating my facebook, but then too many older relatives would call or mail me asking if I'm ok.. that's what they did to my cousin. I don't want to deal with this.
Re: WTF Wednesday
WTF SO learn to pick your battles with DD. She is 9 and hard headed like me. Just deal.
WTF Insureds I am here from 8-4:30 if you could take the time to call me back before 4:15 I could out if here in time. Seriously my phone doesn't ring all day then the witching hour occurs.
WTF BFF I know your pregnancy was anything but planned but I can't deal with the ungratefulness and constant complaining. You are a grown woman with 2 other children, you know how it works. I love you and want to be supportive but you have been with me through this entire journey and should be more sensitive. IDK maybe I am the one who is being a little bitch.
***DD 5/15/2004***TTC #2 Since March 2012***Severe MFI*** LameBlog ***

WTF self?! Get your shiz together. Quit being lazy.
I'm 23 and my mom still packs up and leaves being near me for men. She moved five minutes from me in May, and now November 1st is moving 9 hours away.
What.The.Fuck.
I don't get it!! I woke up Monday morning and ppl were giving birth, then tues people going through IVF, today a couple bringing home their baby and now about 15 min of everyone talking about their experience during child birth. I'm thinking the HELL with going to the gym it's time for a Mimosa!!!!
WTF internet at work. Why are you down?
TTC #1 5/13 BFP #3 5/2/14 DD born 1/19/15
NTNP #2 8/17 BFP 12/13/18 ED 8/21/19
Oh, and another WTF, body? I just got over this is a week ago, and now it's back. I just wanna feel human again.
***DD 5/15/2004***TTC #2 Since March 2012***Severe MFI*** LameBlog ***

Team Purple!!!!
TTC #1 5/13 BFP #3 5/2/14 DD born 1/19/15
NTNP #2 8/17 BFP 12/13/18 ED 8/21/19
Team Purple!!!!
Oh no! I am so sorry.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
I'm really sorry. That is awful, hang in there.
I'm so sorry.
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38
Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
Poor kitty. How upsetting. Hugs to you.
"Your truth is different from my truth, and we're both right."
TTC since March 2013. BFP 4/13/13, blighted ovum discovered 6/6/13, m/c 6/8/13.
BFP 11/10/13, EDD 7/25/13 - stick little owlet!
TTC #1 5/13 BFP #3 5/2/14 DD born 1/19/15
NTNP #2 8/17 BFP 12/13/18 ED 8/21/19
And WTF H. You always ALWAYS go to bed early during the week, but decide to make me watch World War Z with you last night at midnight?! Not cool. Good movie....long night watching and waiting for zombies while you slept like a baby.
WTF DH, I spend so much time cleaning all the floors of our house every couple days, why do you keep wearing your shoes in the house??? Why do you get mad at me for asking you to take them off? Our floors always look gross and I'm sick of all the extra cleaning!
WTF teeth? A cavity? Really? I brush and floss twice a day and go to the dentist 4 times a year. When did you possibly have time to develop a cavity!?!
WTF lady at work? #1) Stop calling me Ms. mmb, we're the same age, you can call me by my first name.
WTF second lady at work? Are you really confused about how to reimburse someone for repairs to equipment? Her email reads: I didn't get the name of the man who did the work, so on the check request should I put that it be made payable to the name of the company on the invoice?
Um, yeah. Like duh. How else have you been paying for services/supplies? Is she really having checks sent directly to the technician who comes and does the work?
April 2013: Femara + Trigger + IUI = ???
I will be glad to share my mimosa with you.
I tried to explain to her that sometimes I get so many notifications that comments occasionally get lost. I also let her know that sometimes I see them, can't respond right away, and then I forget. I have a life.
She then gets into how I "liked" a meme on facebook last night that said something like: "I don't always make a cool post on facebook, but when I do an older relative ruins it with a lame comment." - I think it is funny because it's true almost half of the time.
IS THIS REAL LYFE? Seriously.. I debated deactivating my facebook, but then too many older relatives would call or mail me asking if I'm ok.. that's what they did to my cousin. I don't want to deal with this.
This is the 3rd person I've heard say their cat died today. So sad