I've checked my pants more than once this morning to confirm I didn't shit myself from the horrid gas I'm getting from all of these lactating recipes I'm trying ..
I have races between my boobs when I pump. Righty is usually the winner.
Righty wins for me too!!
Lefty is my winner.
No matter how much I clean the bathroom, it always smells like boy pee. I'm not looking forward to when ds starts potty training and spraying everywhere too.
Also, ds is so predictable most times with poop. Sometimes I think I should just hold him over the toilet and let him poop there instead.
"If you're still my small babe or you're all the way grown, my promise to you is you're never alone. You are my angel, my darling, my star...and my love will find you, wherever you are."
Lefty is the superstar. I've tried mine too. I'm the dtd initiator in our house. My hubs says I'm like a teenage boy. I'm terrified it'll hurt so I'm not sure when we'll do it again.
I am creepily fascinated by the fact that milk comes out of my boobs. And play with them more than I'd like to admit. I swear I'm worse than a 12 year old boy. ...so much for teaching my kid that you shouldn't play with your food.
I am kicking myself for not shaving before being induced, I have stitches down there now so I'm too afraid to shave/not sure if I can and am starting to look like a damn cave woman in that region.
Let side is by far the superior for pumping. By a good 3 oz on average!
DH and I dtd last weekend the real way for the first time since my first tri. He was always freaked out by LO. Hurt like hell at first then after but it was worth it!
I am in the zit popping club too. So satisfying. I had a BF who would let me pop ones on his back. My hubby will just about kill me if I try. He can tell when I am heading in that direction rather than just petting.
I also have a weird fascination with cleaning out ears. I will even use my fingers if they are all that is handy, but qtips are good too. I have had to stop myself a few times from just attacking my son. Good god he can get nasty dirty ears so quickly!
I am obsessed with picking at Zits, in grown hairs, dry skin, really anything weird on skin. I have to force myself to not pick at DS. But I do enjoy picking out his toe jam.
Oh, and another: I had nipple piercings done in between kids 2 and 3. I took them out around month 8 and the holes seemed to close up. But, no, I leak milk from the sides where the piercings went through.
Thank you! I have always been curious about this!
I kinda like the way dds neck cheese smells. I can never get rid of it no matter how often I wipe her down.
I haven't pooped in a few days ams the last one was not very relieving
Also I hardly ever pump ten at the same time cuz I block feed bit I think I'd place my bets on the left
I sweat and leaked so badly last night that I think we will need to have the mattress professionally cleaned.
Married DH : 7/7/12; 3 fur babies (2 dogs and 1 cat) DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18 FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
We tried to DTD yest at 5.5 weeks. Couldn't get past the tip. Felt like there's a stitch in there that hasn't dissolved or something.
I'm still cringing. And now terrified at the internal this week at the 6 wk appt.
I haven't tried DTD but I went to a post partem class and they talked about massaging the scar tissue with coconut oil to restore elasticity and help with pain during sex. I guess unresolved some women have pain more than a year. Coconut oil is also supposed I be good Lube and safe to put in your vag once a day to combat dryness caused by bf hormones.
I haven't tried yet but I just learned about it and thought I would share. My doc fist say anything about treating my scar at my 6 week apt yesterday.
This thread is great! Just what I need this morning.
Umm.... so ever since I gave birth, my farts (which are now super frequent!) are loud and 'juicy'-sounding. I used to only ever fart silently, so not sure what happened, but I am now as loud and gross-sounding as DH (ALMOST as LO.. haha).
Also, all this talk about DTD.. Im scared shitless!! I actually cringe n get tears in my eyes when I think about it! Poor DH is dying!! This is the longest we've ever gone.
Re: TMI Tuesday
Not as bad as I expected. Tasted like watered down milk compared to the 1% & 2% we usually drink. I needed to know what I was feeding my baby, lol.
I'm still cringing. And now terrified at the internal this week at the 6 wk appt.
No matter how much I clean the bathroom, it always smells like boy pee. I'm not looking forward to when ds starts potty training and spraying everywhere too.
Also, ds is so predictable most times with poop. Sometimes I think I should just hold him over the toilet and let him poop there instead.
Had our precious baby girl, Little Miss E, on August 14, 2013 ♥ 143 → I.love.you. ♥
Nora Grace Due 12/26/2016
Two Angel Babies
07/03/2012
08/08/2015
"If you're still my small babe
or you're all the way grown,
my promise to you
is you're never alone.
You are my angel, my darling,
my star...and my love will find you,
wherever you are."
Eta: clarification
Had our precious baby girl, Little Miss E, on August 14, 2013 ♥ 143 → I.love.you. ♥
I'm the dtd initiator in our house. My hubs says I'm like a teenage boy. I'm terrified it'll hurt so I'm not sure when we'll do it again.
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Had our precious baby girl, Little Miss E, on August 14, 2013 ♥ 143 → I.love.you. ♥
I am kicking myself for not shaving before being induced, I have stitches down there now so I'm too afraid to shave/not sure if I can and am starting to look like a damn cave woman in that region.
I also have a weird fascination with cleaning out ears. I will even use my fingers if they are all that is handy, but qtips are good too. I have had to stop myself a few times from just attacking my son. Good god he can get nasty dirty ears so quickly!
Mommy to J: Born 5/11/2010 & B: Born 8/26/2013
Yep it's true. A little drop. Nothing like what I got goin on.
@cristinbolt I think it's insane. I caught myself grabbing my boobs in public the other day. I guess cause I do it so often.
Mama to 2 girls - H&I
Thank you! I have always been curious about this!
I kinda like the way dds neck cheese smells. I can never get rid of it no matter how often I wipe her down.
I haven't pooped in a few days ams the last one was not very relieving
Also I hardly ever pump ten at the same time cuz I block feed bit I think I'd place my bets on the left
DS born 9/3/13; DD born 7/22/15; LO due 5/28/18
FS (age 5) and FD (age 2) to become AS/AD very soon!
I haven't tried yet but I just learned about it and thought I would share. My doc fist say anything about treating my scar at my 6 week apt yesterday.
Umm.... so ever since I gave birth, my farts (which are now super frequent!) are loud and 'juicy'-sounding. I used to only ever fart silently, so not sure what happened, but I am now as loud and gross-sounding as DH (ALMOST as LO.. haha).
Also, all this talk about DTD.. Im scared shitless!! I actually cringe n get tears in my eyes when I think about it! Poor DH is dying!! This is the longest we've ever gone.