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TW Tuesday

mmknightlymmknightly member
in August 2012 Moms
Who in your life needs some delicious syrup to go along with their twatwaffleness?
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  • mmknightlymmknightly member
    For me, it's the same twatwaffle, different day!
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  • rp-chicago-momrp-chicago-mom member
    The father who told his three year old he sucked while playing pick up soccer. "Man, you suck!" imagine it with a thick Chicago accent. The FIPS are following me.

    He proceeded to show his son the real way to kick a ball and hit the kid in the swing next to Howell. As we were leaving, he was walking around the park smoking, which is prohibited. Also, there's a whole soccer field so no need to play on the playground.
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    Then and now. How did my boy get so big? 

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  • CheerileeCheerilee member
    BPaws said:

    My mum. She doesn't know we are TTC, but she told my friend yesterday during a shopping trip that we need to start because she didn't want a grandson- she wanted a granddaughter- so she wants us to try until she gets her girl. I only caught the tail end of the comment- but I let her hear what I thought of it.

    Bitch!

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  • rp-chicago-momrp-chicago-mom member
    BPaws said:

    My mum. She doesn't know we are TTC, but she told my friend yesterday during a shopping trip that we need to start because she didn't want a grandson- she wanted a granddaughter- so she wants us to try until she gets her girl. I only caught the tail end of the comment- but I let her hear what I thought of it.

    Our mothers could be friends and talk about our failings in the baby making department.
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  • BatDaughter4EvaBatDaughter4Eva member
    My toe. It was red, swollen, and hurting so bad that I could hardly walk.. all week! That is, until today. Because I'm at the dr right now to get it checked out. It's pretty much fine now.
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  • skoozskooz member
    Is it bad to nominate your own kid? DD has fought napping the past two days. She is clearly tired, but starts crying after being in the crib for a few minutes and gradually escalates it to screaming level. I'm tempted to never put her down for a nap again and just let her play till she passes out. I can't deal with this. Seriously.
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  • NeneCakiesNeneCakies member
    edited September 2013
    My SIL, whom I respect, is turning into a FB TW AW (you follow?). She's lost 70+ lbs on Weight Watchers and all of her status updates are about running (ok fine it's your favorite), fitness milestones (yeah, yeah inspiring role model), pounds lost (accountability, I get it) BUT I do NOT want to see any more of this:

    * your selfie in a bikini in your room, no where near a beach, and using the word "ripped"
    * how your hubby thinks of you as a trophy wife now
    * how much male attention you're getting and how jealous your hubby is each and every time it happens
    * fights you've had with your hubby over how hot you are now or any other argument (the dude isn't even on FB and doesn't know you are airing your marital dirty laundry, not cool)
    * how great your life is now that you've taken charge of your weight and how that helped you take charge with people like your dentist - we get it, you are awesome :-@

    Thanks for the vent. She does look good, but I guess I just think modesty is a virtue. I didn't go bragging about my PP flat unmarked belly and posting pics everywhere. And I weighed less than she does now at 9 mos pregs! I'm super hot, yo!
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  • BluepointToastedBluepointToasted member
    My new "secretary" at work.  She knows 0% about this job.  I get it, you just started.  But since the school year started, she has already missed a day, comes in whenever she pleases, and has made 0 attempt to figure out what she is supposed to be doing. She spends her time running around the building making sure she is getting her picture in the yearbook instead.  Her not doing her job is preventing me from doing mine, so I am losing my patience
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  • Mrs. RohdeMrs. Rohde member
    I nominate the lice that infested our family. C, O and I were all combed through by a service that came out on Saturday so I feel much better about it. Probably 20 loads of laundry so far...that's not an exaggeration, it's probably a low guess actually. I am doing laundry ALL EFFING DAY. Every day for a week we are changing out and washing all sheets, clothes including O's crib sheet and changing pad cover. Every single day. Damn all the lice!!!!  ~X(
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  • BatDaughter4EvaBatDaughter4Eva member
    Myself, for deciding living in a big house with my mom would be a good idea.

    My mom for filling the dishwasher, and not starting it. For making dinner after I cleaned the kitchen, making a huge mess all over, and not cleaning up.

    She didn't even put her shit away. She said, "I cooked, someone else should clean." That might've worked when I was 14, but not now. Clean up your own fucking mess.

    Myself again. I don't even like my mom's cooking most of the time.
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  • vic8504vic8504 member
    My MIL who told DH that he is a bad person and she doesn't know how he sleeps at night and that she didn't raise him to be an ass like he is being. As well as other things all during half time at the football game Friday night.



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