This thread is giving me some good ideas. DH hasn't felt very loved lately, maybe I should let him suckle a bit tonight.
If there's anything there yet, it might make him feel good. But you should probably just get a pump and deep freeze that for the baby.
You sound like Rumparoo without the head injury.
You know what, I'm tired of your attitude. You're always so negative toward everyone. All you do is criticize and demean everyone who posts. Maybe you should think about yourself and stop projecting your grouchy attitude everywhere. Maybe karma will have you choke on your cake.
We nurse on demand. He usually nurses when he wakes up in the morning and twice during the day. He was uncomfortable in the church. He doesn't like crowds so that is why he wanted to nurse for comfort.
We nurse on demand. He usually nurses when he wakes up in the morning and twice during the day. He was uncomfortable in the church. He doesn't like crowds so that is why he wanted to nurse for comfort.
Then you should have been a good mom and left him at home or made other arrangements.
Oh honestly. On the off chance this is not MUD, OP try feeding your child FOOD. And if he's thirsty, there's this magical clear substance that comes out of taps, called WATER. That and send him to school for heaven's sake.
WATER doesn't give him nutrients or show him that I love him and won't abandon him. He went to school for a week and cried the whole time because he wasn't shown affection and love, no one ever held him or made him feel safe. I don't care about the test scores, I want him to be NORMAL and HEALTHY when he grows up. Not like my sister who has to keep all the attention on her like you women. Just go back to your cake. I hope it makes you fat and you have to buy 2 plane tickets from now on. It is like an insensitivity tax.
I am sorry I told you to choke on your cake. That was rude. But it is also rude to tell me I am lying when I am just trying to get support. It is not easy to nurse on demand for an extended time and I thought some people here would understand since my family does not. My sister has always been the favorite and this weekend just proved it.
I am sorry I told you to choke on your cake. That was rude. But it is also rude to tell me I am lying when I am just trying to get support. It is not easy to nurse on demand for an extended time and I thought some people here would understand since my family does not. My sister has always been the favorite and this weekend just proved it.
Well, it was her WEDDING. I mean it only happens once. If you don't agree with the marriage why would you even go to the wedding anyway?
We nurse on demand. He usually nurses when he wakes up in the morning and twice during the day. He was uncomfortable in the church. He doesn't like crowds so that is why he wanted to nurse for comfort.
Then you should have been a good mom and left him at home or made other arrangements.
I am a wonderful mother. I had to bring him for the family pictures. My sister made me bring him and then told me I couldn't feed him. This is all her fault so I have no sympathy for her. She should have gotten married years ago before she let a man defile her and this would not be an issue.
This thread is giving me some good ideas. DH hasn't felt very loved lately, maybe I should let him suckle a bit tonight.
If there's anything there yet, it might make him feel good. But you should probably just get a pump and deep freeze that for the baby.
You sound like Rumparoo without the head injury.
You know what, I'm tired of your attitude. You're always so negative toward everyone. All you do is criticize and demean everyone who posts. Maybe you should think about yourself and stop projecting your grouchy attitude everywhere. Maybe karma will have you choke on your cake.
We nurse on demand. He usually nurses when he wakes up in the morning and twice during the day. He was uncomfortable in the church. He doesn't like crowds so that is why he wanted to nurse for comfort.
Then you should have been a good mom and left him at home or made other arrangements.
I am a wonderful mother. I had to bring him for the family pictures. My sister made me bring him and then told me I couldn't feed him. This is all her fault so I have no sympathy for her. She should have gotten married years ago before she let a man defile her and this would not be an issue.
What if your husband thinks nursing is best for him? It is not just your decision. I hope he divorces you when he sees the LIQUID ARSENIC you are feeding your baby from a bottle. Breast is best. You will see.
I would never nurse my husband. That's just gross.
All right, all right...seriously, who are you that decided we needed entertainment tonight? I'm going to go take a bubble bath and when I get back, I hope you have revealed yourself! I'm thinking a Dec13 regular who just wanted to grant a fellow bumpie's wish.
What if your husband thinks nursing is best for him? It is not just your decision. I hope he divorces you when he sees the LIQUID ARSENIC you are feeding your baby from a bottle. Breast is best. You will see.
I would never nurse my husband. That's just gross.
My DH is pretty grossed out by the thought of even trying breastmilk. But...now I'm thinking Maybe I'll make him some espresso with breastmilk to get him used to the idea LOL
Fine I will just leave since no one wants me here. You are all hurtful and not accepting of other ways of doing things. You have no idea how hard it is to live with a PERFECT sister who is loved by EVERYONE even though she makes awful choices and still wears clothes from HIGH SCHOOL. She is terrible and everyone cares about her more than me. Except my beautiful little baby who will always be first to me. None of you know what I am talking about so I am never coming back here. I hope you love all your CAKE and SPRINKLES and ICE CREAM because ICE CREAM could never keep you warm at night. It will make you frigid just like your souls. I feel bad for your poor babies and husbands. BYE. DONT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO READ IT.
Fine I will just leave since no one wants me here. You are all hurtful and not accepting of other ways of doing things. You have no idea how hard it is to live with a PERFECT sister who is loved by EVERYONE even though she makes awful choices and still wears clothes from HIGH SCHOOL. She is terrible and everyone cares about her more than me. Except my beautiful little baby who will always be first to me. None of you know what I am talking about so I am never coming back here. I hope you love all your CAKE and SPRINKLES and ICE CREAM because ICE CREAM could never keep you warm at night. It will make you frigid just like your souls. I feel bad for your poor babies and husbands. BYE. DONT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO READ IT.
But you have to tell us who you really are first! I'll be disappointed if you don't! I'll have to eat a whole bag of Hostess donuts before bed to get over it.
All right, all right...seriously, who are you that decided we needed entertainment tonight? I'm going to go take a bubble bath and when I get back, I hope you have revealed yourself! I'm thinking a Dec13 regular who just wanted to grant a fellow bumpie's wish.
I wouldn't even be mad if someone came out & said this was their AE. I'm entertained. Except for the choking part and being a meanie to @Cashingn2 . That was not cool!
Fine I will just leave since no one wants me here. You are all hurtful and not accepting of other ways of doing things. You have no idea how hard it is to live with a PERFECT sister who is loved by EVERYONE even though she makes awful choices and still wears clothes from HIGH SCHOOL. She is terrible and everyone cares about her more than me. Except my beautiful little baby who will always be first to me. None of you know what I am talking about so I am never coming back here. I hope you love all your CAKE and SPRINKLES and ICE CREAM because ICE CREAM could never keep you warm at night. It will make you frigid just like your souls. I feel bad for your poor babies and husbands. BYE. DONT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO READ IT.
I'm on mobile so I can't tell if this is is in red. I learned recently that typing in red and bold really helps to get your point across.
Fine I will just leave since no one wants me here. You are all hurtful and not accepting of other ways of doing things. You have no idea how hard it is to live with a PERFECT sister who is loved by EVERYONE even though she makes awful choices and still wears clothes from HIGH SCHOOL. She is terrible and everyone cares about her more than me. Except my beautiful little baby who will always be first to me. None of you know what I am talking about so I am never coming back here. I hope you love all your CAKE and SPRINKLES and ICE CREAM because ICE CREAM could never keep you warm at night. It will make you frigid just like your souls. I feel bad for your poor babies and husbands. BYE. DONT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO READ IT.
So basically what this post comes down to is that you are ABSOLUTELY JEALOUS of your sister.
Fine I will just leave since no one wants me here. You are all hurtful and not accepting of other ways of doing things. You have no idea how hard it is to live with a PERFECT sister who is loved by EVERYONE even though she makes awful choices and still wears clothes from HIGH SCHOOL. She is terrible and everyone cares about her more than me. Except my beautiful little baby who will always be first to me. None of you know what I am talking about so I am never coming back here. I hope you love all your CAKE and SPRINKLES and ICE CREAM because ICE CREAM could never keep you warm at night. It will make you frigid just like your souls. I feel bad for your poor babies and husbands. BYE. DONT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO READ IT.
All right, all right...seriously, who are you that decided we needed entertainment tonight? I'm going to go take a bubble bath and when I get back, I hope you have revealed yourself! I'm thinking a Dec13 regular who just wanted to grant a fellow bumpie's wish.
I wouldn't even be mad if someone came out & said this was their AE. I'm entertained. Except for the choking part and being a meanie to @Cashingn2 . That was not cool!
I agree. But if you're gonna go too far, you may as well accidentally dish it to @cashingn2 because you know she can handle it. She's a toughie!
Fine I will just leave since no one wants me here. You are all hurtful and not accepting of other ways of doing things. You have no idea how hard it is to live with a PERFECT sister who is loved by EVERYONE even though she makes awful choices and still wears clothes from HIGH SCHOOL. She is terrible and everyone cares about her more than me. Except my beautiful little baby who will always be first to me. None of you know what I am talking about so I am never coming back here. I hope you love all your CAKE and SPRINKLES and ICE CREAM because ICE CREAM could never keep you warm at night. It will make you frigid just like your souls. I feel bad for your poor babies and husbands. BYE. DONT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO READ IT.
I'm no psychologist, but it seems you are setting your son up for an Oedipal complex.
And trying to obtain your perceived lack of affection from your son. Oh, just imagine how much you will be paying in therapy bills in 15 years... (Because I imagine he will still be dependent on you then)
Fine I will just leave since no one wants me here. You are all hurtful and not accepting of other ways of doing things. You have no idea how hard it is to live with a PERFECT sister who is loved by EVERYONE even though she makes awful choices and still wears clothes from HIGH SCHOOL. She is terrible and everyone cares about her more than me. Except my beautiful little baby who will always be first to me. None of you know what I am talking about so I am never coming back here. I hope you love all your CAKE and SPRINKLES and ICE CREAM because ICE CREAM could never keep you warm at night. It will make you frigid just like your souls. I feel bad for your poor babies and husbands. BYE. DONT RESPOND BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO READ IT.
Wow. This is seriously the thread that has everything.
None of you know anything! STOP LAUGHING AT ME. I have never laughed at one person here who has asked for help or support! This is the worst support I have ever received! I am hereby CANCELING my subscription to this forum. If I am charged AT ALL I will be fighting the charges. This is NOT what the description of the forum stated!
None of you know anything! STOP LAUGHING AT ME. I have never laughed at one person here who has asked for help or support! This is the worst support I have ever received! I am hereby CANCELING my subscription to this forum. If I am charged AT ALL I will be fighting the charges. This is NOT what the description of the forum stated!
oh come on you can not GBCB twice obviously you have not been lurking
None of you know anything! STOP LAUGHING AT ME. I have never laughed at one person here who has asked for help or support! This is the worst support I have ever received! I am hereby CANCELING my subscription to this forum. If I am charged AT ALL I will be fighting the charges. This is NOT what the description of the forum stated!
Wait, you get charged for this site??I've been using The Knot/The Bump since I got engaged in 2005 and have never heard its a paid site. Maybe I've been stealing all this time!!
None of you know anything! STOP LAUGHING AT ME. I have never laughed at one person here who has asked for help or support! This is the worst support I have ever received! I am hereby CANCELING my subscription to this forum. If I am charged AT ALL I will be fighting the charges. This is NOT what the description of the forum stated!
Oh em gee. This woman is so full of herself. Talking about your sister like that. If she had premarital sex then that's her choice! You don't have to judge and ruin her wedding. Who do you think are....Jesus?! As for nursing a 5 year old that is ridiculous. When do you plan to draw the line....??
None of you know anything! STOP LAUGHING AT ME. I have never laughed at one person here who has asked for help or support! This is the worst support I have ever received! I am hereby CANCELING my subscription to this forum. If I am charged AT ALL I will be fighting the charges. This is NOT what the description of the forum stated!
Wait, you get charged for this site??I've been using The Knot/The Bump since I got engaged in 2005 and have never heard its a paid site. Maybe I've been stealing all this time!!
Oh em gee. This woman is so full of herself. Talking about your sister like that. If she had premarital sex then that's her choice! You don't have to judge and ruin her wedding. Who do you think are....Jesus?! As for nursing a 5 year old that is ridiculous. When do you plan to draw the line....??
I'm sure most of the women on this board have had premarital sex. OP does NOT know her audience well.
I thought OP wasn't reading these anymore. And honey you need some therapy, and quickly. Tuck those boobies in, grab your purse and head to your nearest psychologist!
Re: Intro and venting :D
Loves to @Cashingn2 and her attitude.
OP-
Then you should have been a good mom and left him at home or made other arrangements.
Nope, too far OP. Now you need to go.
I am a wonderful mother. I had to bring him for the family pictures. My sister made me bring him and then told me I couldn't feed him. This is all her fault so I have no sympathy for her. She should have gotten married years ago before she let a man defile her and this would not be an issue.
You are crazy. Thats all.
Oh you're totally right! Maybe I should channel j-lo on this one
Yeah you are a meanie
Maybe these will help
So this is obviously a smash up of the Scarlet Letter and Grown-ups in one post. Feeding her 96 month old infant at Hester Pryne's wedding.
ETA: Shoot, I might eat them all anyway.
And trying to obtain your perceived lack of affection from your son. Oh, just imagine how much you will be paying in therapy bills in 15 years...
(Because I imagine he will still be dependent on you then)