Throat Punch(Need to vent? Come on in!)

Heeb918 · September 2013

@serenla thanks from bringing TP over!
TP to our new neighbor, who I had to tell about being pregnant because he wouldn't stop trying to get us to come over and drink wine, beer, etc. He keeps introducing us to the other neighbors and telling EVERYONE I meet that I'm KU. Dude, I'm only 9 weeks. Can you please not tell all of these strangers so I don't have to tell said strangers if something bad happens again? Seriously.

Twirple · September 2013

TP to the receptionist at my OB's office yesterday. We were scheduling my Anatomy scan in 8 weeks and she says "This is a silly questions, but I need to know if there are two babies or only one, for scheduling purposes." This was right after we found out we had lost Baby A. I just responded "It's not a silly question, one baby." while trying not to tear up.

BiggerinRealLife · September 2013

TP to my bff's husband. They were going to be TTC at the same time as us, and she was sooooo excited. Then he went and had a mid-life crisis at 26, melted down, and all but destroyed their marriage. Needless to say a baby is off the table. Selfishly I'm really sad that we won't be having babies together, but even more I just hurt for her so much. I hate seeing her in so much pain. And I love her husband, too, we've known him forever and know he's a good guy, but if anyone ever deserved a TP wake-up call it's him.

BiggerinRealLife · September 2013

Oh and TP to my favorite brunch place who is building a location a block from our house. They've been teasing me for months now with their "coming soon!" signs, and I would kill, KILL, for one of their breakfasts right now. But I'm sick, and driving across town for breakfast would be too much now.

Serenla · September 2013

deidremaria said:

TP to the girl at work who started literally yelling at me because I'm going to find out the sex of the baby!!! She said she doesn't believe in it and that its awful Im going to find out. She told me that I better not tell people at work because if she finds out she will be pissed off. Um... Is this my baby or yours?
That but bag needs more than a TP. I can kick her in the throat if you like.

Yeah wow, what a bitch.

Serenla · September 2013

porterlove525 said:

TP to my normally extremely caring husband who just had to go fishing this morning even though he knew we had plans (something I've been waiting to do all year) and he has the nerve to tell me he works hard and deserves a break. Douche went fishing yesterday morning too. He told me while he was gone I could clean..... Because I didn't just work a 50 hour work week too!?!? Ass hat!!!
I think we are married to the same man my DH prolonged his work trip this week to fly, not his wife, but his best friend, out to MN to go fishing this weekend before coming home. He's been gone all week and missed our 10w u/s after already missing our 6w and 8w scans due to work travel. We also own a boat that he's out on all week when he's actually home too. Douches.

I'd be all kinds of pissed, you should make them clean when they get back.

Serenla · September 2013

jap618 said:

TP work. All of it. If the building had a throat I'd punch that. We have our licensing audit this week so I need to head in momentarily to do more work. Oh well, anything to keep my mind off of the u/s this week.

I hate it when work sucks like this, I actually went in myself today

GL on the U/S!

Serenla · September 2013

porterlove525 said:

TP to my dentist, who told me my morning sickness was in my head and that I shouldn't have trouble brushing my teeth and just to not think about it so much.
And this is why men don't have babies, could you imagine?!

You should have punched him in the testicles and told him that it was all in his head.

Serenla · September 2013

porterlove525 said:

TP to the nurse at my new doctors office who asked " Are you the problem or is he" referring to my mine and my husbands infertility struggles prior to getting pregnant. Learn to REPHRASE jerk!!
OMG. Wow. I don't even think I could TP this, I would probably have decked her in the office. I understand that you can become numb to emotions when you work in the medical industry, but wow. So not ok. I'm sorry hun ((hugs))

Holy shit! I would have said something right back or burst into tears ((hugs))

Serenla · September 2013

Sisimama10 said:

Throat punch to the lady I just saw ruin two peoples morning by being insanely rude to both for no reason. Come on!

I hate people like this, asshats.

Serenla · September 2013

Mrs+Hebert said:

@serenla thanks from bringing TP over!
TP to our new neighbor, who I had to tell about being pregnant because he wouldn't stop trying to get us to come over and drink wine, beer, etc. He keeps introducing us to the other neighbors and telling EVERYONE I meet that I'm KU. Dude, I'm only 9 weeks. Can you please not tell all of these strangers so I don't have to tell said strangers if something bad happens again? Seriously.

I'd be fucking pissed, I hate it when people spill the news without your say-so.

Serenla · September 2013

Twirple said:

TP to the receptionist at my OB's office yesterday. We were scheduling my Anatomy scan in 8 weeks and she says "This is a silly questions, but I need to know if there are two babies or only one, for scheduling purposes." This was right after we found out we had lost Baby A. I just responded "It's not a silly question, one baby." while trying not to tear up.

((((((Twirple)))))))

jap618 · September 2013

Serenla said:

Twirple said:

TP to the receptionist at my OB's office yesterday. We were scheduling my Anatomy scan in 8 weeks and she says "This is a silly questions, but I need to know if there are two babies or only one, for scheduling purposes." This was right after we found out we had lost Baby A. I just responded "It's not a silly question, one baby." while trying not to tear up.

((((((Twirple)))))))

Agreed. Huge ((hugs)) I'm sorry she was such an asshat.

Mrs550 · September 2013

Serenla said:

porterlove525 said:

Mrs550 said:
TP to the nurse at my new doctors office who asked " Are you the problem or is he" referring to my mine and my husbands infertility struggles prior to getting pregnant. Learn to REPHRASE jerk!!
OMG. Wow. I don't even think I could TP this, I would probably have decked her in the office. I understand that you can become numb to emotions when you work in the medical industry, but wow. So not ok. I'm sorry hun ((hugs))

Holy shit! I would have said something right back or burst into tears ((hugs))

I was in shock. I just quietly said "um, I am the problem". I'm seriously considering changing doctors.

myschlove · September 2013

I'm sorry... but right now I wanna TP rumparoo...

if they are a legit person I take it back (kinda) but I'm convinced its someone messing around and it's really getting annoying

I also want to TP my headache and the fact that I can't take Advil

myschlove · September 2013

oh and TP to the creeper old guy who sat next to me at the drs office coughing and smelling like smoke when the office was big and almost empty ... *shudders* (Thankfully he only stayed there for a few minutes before moving… I tried to just pretend like he was not there)

Serenla · September 2013

Mrs550 said:

Serenla said:

porterlove525 said:

Mrs550 said:
TP to the nurse at my new doctors office who asked " Are you the problem or is he" referring to my mine and my husbands infertility struggles prior to getting pregnant. Learn to REPHRASE jerk!!
OMG. Wow. I don't even think I could TP this, I would probably have decked her in the office. I understand that you can become numb to emotions when you work in the medical industry, but wow. So not ok. I'm sorry hun ((hugs))

Holy shit! I would have said something right back or burst into tears ((hugs))

I was in shock. I just quietly said "um, I am the problem". I'm seriously considering changing doctors.

Do it, if you are not comfortable now I would change.

Serenla · September 2013

aviola329 said:
TP to our neighbors for smoking on the balcony directly outside our door so that their second hand smoke comes in our door and fills the stairwell when I have to leave.
and TP to our good for nothing HOA for not enforcing the rules that they are not supposed to be smoking on the balconies let alone close to the building, despite us calling on a nearly daily basis. We've told them I'm pregnant and have asthma and they still aren't doing a damn thing about the smoking or a number of other problems we report...
and another TP to our neighbors for giving us dirty looks and bitching about us within earshot because they figured out that we're the ones reporting them for breaking the rules, even though the HOA doesn't do anything.
I'm getting ready to go down to the cops and see if there's anything we can do, and I'll have a lovely TP ready for them if they don't do anything either! This is my family's health at risk and it's pissing me off that no one will enforce the rules! Even the ones we pay to do so! Grrrrr

There has to be something you can do, I am not familiar with HOA. Do you sign a contract or something? If so are they violating it?

Katiecave · September 2013

aviola329 said:

Serenla said:

aviola329 said:
TP to our neighbors for smoking on the balcony directly outside our door so that their second hand smoke comes in our door and fills the stairwell when I have to leave.
and TP to our good for nothing HOA for not enforcing the rules that they are not supposed to be smoking on the balconies let alone close to the building, despite us calling on a nearly daily basis. We've told them I'm pregnant and have asthma and they still aren't doing a damn thing about the smoking or a number of other problems we report...
and another TP to our neighbors for giving us dirty looks and bitching about us within earshot because they figured out that we're the ones reporting them for breaking the rules, even though the HOA doesn't do anything.
I'm getting ready to go down to the cops and see if there's anything we can do, and I'll have a lovely TP ready for them if they don't do anything either! This is my family's health at risk and it's pissing me off that no one will enforce the rules! Even the ones we pay to do so! Grrrrr
There has to be something you can do, I am not familiar with HOA. Do you sign a contract or something? If so are they violating it?

Yeah I think we signed something but I can't find it in our files so it's probably something the management company has. I'm trying to find the time to go down to their office to pitch a bitch fit since obviously the phone calls aren't working, but of course they're only open during regular business hours which is when I work as well. The problem is that the people causing the issues are tenants not owners, so the HOA keeps saying that it's an "owner issue" but they won't tell us who the owners of those units are! And we haven't been able to find out where/when there are HOA meetings (if they even have them)...basically this place is messed up. We're planning on moving by next summer but can't afford to do so while pregnant etc. We're hoping we can move into the place my mom owns but she just got tenants in so she won't kick them out for a while.

If I were you, I would demand my HOA fees back. They obviously aren't doing anything with it. That's ridiculous!

AcaAwkward · September 2013

I was about to say I kinda want to TP DH for watching football alllllllllll fucking day...but then he just offered to go pickup takeout for me even though he's already eaten and he said I could pick out tonight's movie soooooo...

knotty-girl · September 2013

My girlfriend just grabbed my breasts, I guess to see how much bigger they are. It really pisses me off how so many people seem to think your body is public property when you are pregnant. I didn't even really get to react because I was so surprised when it happened, but she's going to get a piece of my mind next time. And that really pisses me off too, that I know there will be a next time.

Mrs550 · September 2013

knotty-girl said:
My girlfriend just grabbed my breasts, I guess to see how much bigger they are. It really pisses me off how so many people seem to think your body is public property when you are pregnant. I didn't even really get to react because I was so surprised when it happened, but she's going to get a piece of my mind next time. And that really pisses me off too, that I know there will be a next time.

Wowwww!!! That's so uncalled for. I'd definitely throat punch her next time.

knotty-girl · September 2013

Mrs550 said:

knotty-girl said:
My girlfriend just grabbed my breasts, I guess to see how much bigger they are. It really pisses me off how so many people seem to think your body is public property when you are pregnant. I didn't even really get to react because I was so surprised when it happened, but she's going to get a piece of my mind next time. And that really pisses me off too, that I know there will be a next time.
Wowwww!!! That's so uncalled for. I'd definitely throat punch her next time.

Seriously, I don't know why people think that's ok. Like when Issac Mizrahi grabbed Scarlette Johansen's breasts during a red carpet interview, and supposedly it was ok because he's gay. I don't care if your a gay guy or a girlfriend, nobody grabs my tits except my DH. I'm not a prude, but I just find it to be an invasion of personal space, just like the stomach touching.

Serenla · September 2013

knotty-girl said:

Mrs550 said:

knotty-girl said:
My girlfriend just grabbed my breasts, I guess to see how much bigger they are. It really pisses me off how so many people seem to think your body is public property when you are pregnant. I didn't even really get to react because I was so surprised when it happened, but she's going to get a piece of my mind next time. And that really pisses me off too, that I know there will be a next time.
Wowwww!!! That's so uncalled for. I'd definitely throat punch her next time.
Seriously, I don't know why people think that's ok. Like when Issac Mizrahi grabbed Scarlette Johansen's breasts during a red carpet interview, and supposedly it was ok because he's gay. I don't care if your a gay guy or a girlfriend, nobody grabs my tits except my DH. I'm not a prude, but I just find it to be an invasion of personal space, just like the stomach touching.

What the hell!!!???? This is so irritating!

cloudninemom2be · September 2013

TP to the people that always have a better/ more exciting story than you. They are the people that can always "one-up" you when stating facts about your day/ stories about vacation, etc. it's crazy, I understand there are some people that have to live like that because they have jealousy issues, but let's face it...too much of that nonsense allows people to see the real you. Craziness!!

Kristy774 · September 2013

@AcaAwkward I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes when DH starts talking to me about football, I just start telling him things I read that day on TMZ and he stops. I just could careless about football unless its my 9 year olds football team.

myschlove · September 2013

cloudninemom2be said:
TP to the people that always have a better/ more exciting story than you. They are the people that can always "one-up" you when stating facts about your day/ stories about vacation, etc. it's crazy, I understand there are some people that have to live like that because they have jealousy issues, but let's face it...too much of that nonsense allows people to see the real you. Craziness!!

Yes!! Like those people who only ask you how you're feeling so they can tell you how much worse they were when they were pregnant.... I don't want to hear about how many times you threw up! I'm trying not to throw up on you while you're telling me your horror story!

rtv3 · September 2013

TP laundry. I don't want to do it but DH doesn't have any more clean underwear so I have to. Ugh. In fact TP all housework. My house is a pig stye and I just can't bring myself to care

rtv3 · September 2013

I'm so grossed out! I just went to flip my stupid laundry from the washer to the dryer (2 washer/2 dryer laundry room shared by 2 buildings/ 12 apartments) and this skeevy old guy had completed emptied one of my loads and dumped it on top of the dryer, and was in the middle of emptying out the other washer and dumping it on top of the 2nd dryer. I just gave him an obvious side-eye but I really wanted to yell,"That's my f---ing laundry, get your nasty hands of my underwear and leave my shit alone!"
So TP to communal laundry rooms and people who can't wait 5 min without emptying out other ppl's laundry. So annoying!!

AcaAwkward · September 2013

Kristy774 said:
@AcaAwkward I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes when DH starts talking to me about football, I just start telling him things I read that day on TMZ and he stops. I just could careless about football unless its my 9 year olds football team.

I actually love (college) football but I can't deal with 7 hours of teams I don't care about just because it's on. Football also = "oh sure I'm watching DD...oh wait, where'd she go?" The single parenting aspect of college football season can seriously bite me.

cloudninemom2be · September 2013

myschlove said:

cloudninemom2be said:
TP to the people that always have a better/ more exciting story than you. They are the people that can always "one-up" you when stating facts about your day/ stories about vacation, etc. it's crazy, I understand there are some people that have to live like that because they have jealousy issues, but let's face it...too much of that nonsense allows people to see the real you. Craziness!!

Yes!! Like those people who only ask you how you're feeling so they can tell you how much worse they were when they were pregnant.... I don't want to hear about how many times you threw up! I'm trying not to throw up on you while you're telling me your horror story!

YES! Oh my...the "better-than-you" / "I-had-it-worse-than-you" stories Just. Don't. Stop. It's sad that it's all for attention, and everyone points it out to you and you try so hard not to see it that way. And then it hits you...

Sisimama10 · September 2013

Throat punch to my SOs obnoxious snoring and clicking noises while sleeping lately. I wish I could be in a hotel room alone!

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