Throat Punch(Need to vent? Come on in!)

Serenla · September 2013

MIL telling you what to eat?
Did your coworker steal your lunch?
Need to bitch?
Welcome to the throat punch thread! This will be a thread that I will post daily so we can all get it off our chests, instead of actually hitting people

Eta, I should probably add that everyone is free to comment on anyone's post.

Serenla · September 2013

I will start I suppose.
TP to Boston traffic yesterday! It was so bad and I am not even sure why. I ended up getting off the highway and cutting THROUGH Boston proper to SAVE time. I was still late to pick DH up at Wonderland station.

Sisimama10 · September 2013

TP to people asking to SEE my belly (I've had two people ask me to pull up my shirt and see it...wtf?!) and for people asking me what I weigh so far. I didn't realize work had weight check-ins like the doctors office.

PaddysGirl8 · September 2013

TP to people with unsolicited (and non sensical) advice. For example: don't work out, you did a lot the last time and then younMC-ed. Not saying that caused it but it may have been too much. TP to people that think they own the road!

Kristy774 · September 2013

I have a few....

My husbands been away for work for almost a month now. A.MONTH.

My best friend called at 12:30am last night twice (she never does that unless something is very wrong) so now I'm worried because my pregnant self did not pick up.

My 9 year old has to be at his football game that he has to be there TWO HOURS EARLY today. TWO. HOURS. WHY? I think its to torture me, what's more enjoyable then chasing my 3 & 1/2 year old in the freezing cold for 5 hours? Not to mention, my 9 year year old gets no playing time and I'm quite certain he plays football just to make his dad happy but that's a whole different vent.

I hate cancer. I hate it. Ever since my mother got breast cancer and its now spread to her neck, I'm so worried I'm going to to get it. Every Pap smear, bump in my mouth, headache, I think I have cancer. I realize I'm over reacting but I can't help it. I worry about her, I worry about me, I'm worried.

And now, I'm going to go order a big breakfast. Happy Saturday ladies!

Serenla · September 2013

@sisimama10 that is just plain creepy, you should ask them to lift their shirts and have them show you their bellies.

@paddysgirl8 Everyone is a doctor *eye roll* I hate the unsolicited advice.

Serenla · September 2013

@Kristy774.((hugs)) I'm so sorry for your Mother. FX that the doctors can help her cancer go into remission and you never have to go through it yourself.

katieharpiceland · September 2013

@Kristy744 (((((())))))) hugs to you sweetie!

deidremaria · September 2013

It's so crazy you named it throat punch because that's all I want to do to anyone who pisses me off in the slightest way. I fantacize about punching (sometimeskicking) people in the throat.

thomas930 · September 2013

@Kristy774 I'm so sorry. ((hugs))

Mamamonzo · September 2013

TP to my normally extremely caring husband who just had to go fishing this morning even though he knew we had plans (something I've been waiting to do all year) and he has the nerve to tell me he works hard and deserves a break. Douche went fishing yesterday morning too. He told me while he was gone I could clean..... Because I didn't just work a 50 hour work week too!?!? Ass hat!!!

PanamaPineapple · September 2013

TP to the girl at work who started literally yelling at me because I'm going to find out the sex of the baby!!!

She said she doesn't believe in it and that its awful Im going to find out. She told me that I better not tell people at work because if she finds out she will be pissed off. Um... Is this my baby or yours?

Kristy774 · September 2013

@serenla @kbuckleyharp @thomas930 Aw thanks you guys!! I just got tears in my eyes!

katieharpiceland · September 2013

I'd like to TP myself at the moment. Yogurt and I have a tough relationship. Sometimes we're great, sometimes it makes me nauseated. I bought some, ate a littele, felt fine. It was yummy. I ate more. Now I'm nauseated. I haven't had ms for a week and now I bring back nausea all by myself. Rrrrrrrrr

deidremaria · September 2013

PanamaPineapple said:
TP to the girl at work who started literally yelling at me because I'm going to find out the sex of the baby!!!

She said she doesn't believe in it and that its awful Im going to find out. She told me that I better not tell people at work because if she finds out she will be pissed off. Um... Is this my baby or yours?

That but bag needs more than a TP. I can kick her in the throat if you like.

Mrs550 · September 2013

TP to the nurse at my new doctors office who asked " Are you the problem or is he" referring to my mine and my husbands infertility struggles prior to getting pregnant. Learn to REPHRASE jerk!!

deidremaria · September 2013

Mrs550 said:
TP to the nurse at my new doctors office who asked " Are you the problem or is he" referring to my mine and my husbands infertility struggles prior to getting pregnant. Learn to REPHRASE jerk!!

There's no other way to say this.... She's a bitch!

J&NL · September 2013

I just hate everyone and everything today.

MSchepper · September 2013

Mostly I can't stand the trick the relives me at work... She's worthless and I want to punch her in her mouth... Not to mention she smells unpleasant and has a horrible attitude... She's never on time and always has an excuse

Lauholm · September 2013

Mrs550 said:
TP to the nurse at my new doctors office who asked " Are you the problem or is he" referring to my mine and my husbands infertility struggles prior to getting pregnant. Learn to REPHRASE jerk!!

Seriously?!? What made it seem like a good idea to say that??

While we are talking about inappropriate statements... I work in a residential youth facility and I HATE when parents ask how we plan to punish their child. We actually are going to show them discipline and love. Kids don't need to be punished and couples with infertility aren't problems. Lets talk about struggles, challenges, learning experiences. Seriously.

End rant.

Nijay714 · September 2013

Love this trend, reminds me of the old bitchfest trend...

TP to my annoying co worker who asks me the same thing over and over again and had the nerve to point out that I'm putting on some weight.. She's one of the reasons I don't want to let the whole faculty know I'm expecting because Lord knows I don't want to hear whatever unsolicited advice I know she'll have..

And all I can say is wow to some of the comments above, make your TP a double because I'd so want to give those ppl/illnesses one too!

danamarie421 · September 2013

TP to my friend's boyfriend. It's her 30th bday today and he was planning to have all of her friends meet up at a bar on the area. Obviously, I can't drink but I could still go and hang out which I was really looking forward to. He has now decided that they're going to have everyone meet up at Foxwoods (a casino in the area) instead. The problem is that Foxwoods allows smoking in much of the casino and bars, so there is no way that I can go now as I don't want to be exposed to all of that secondhand smoke. I know I'm being selfish & if this is where my friend wants to go celebrate her birthday, it's not my place to complain. (However, I honestly think it was her bf's decision)...I'm just bummed out because I was looking forward to this all week...

janice9821 · September 2013

TP to my dentist, who told me my morning sickness was in my head and that I shouldn't have trouble brushing my teeth and just to not think about it so much.

porterlove525 · September 2013

Serenla said:
I will start I suppose.
TP to Boston traffic yesterday! It was so bad and I am not even sure why. I ended up getting off the highway and cutting THROUGH Boston proper to SAVE time. I was still late to pick DH up at Wonderland station.

Wow, traffic always sucks in Beantown, but when cutting through downtown saves you time, it has to be BAD! I'm sorry hun, that sucks.

Side note: I am so happy to see the TP thread moving over here, thank you!

porterlove525 · September 2013

Mrs550 said:
TP to the nurse at my new doctors office who asked " Are you the problem or is he" referring to my mine and my husbands infertility struggles prior to getting pregnant. Learn to REPHRASE jerk!!

OMG. Wow. I don't even think I could TP this, I would probably have decked her in the office. I understand that you can become numb to emotions when you work in the medical industry, but wow. So not ok. I'm sorry hun ((hugs))

porterlove525 · September 2013

janice9821 said:
TP to my dentist, who told me my morning sickness was in my head and that I shouldn't have trouble brushing my teeth and just to not think about it so much.

And this is why men don't have babies, could you imagine?!

jap618 · September 2013

TP work. All of it. If the building had a throat I'd punch that. We have our licensing audit this week so I need to head in momentarily to do more work. Oh well, anything to keep my mind off of the u/s this week.

porterlove525 · September 2013

karissamonzo said:
TP to my normally extremely caring husband who just had to go fishing this morning even though he knew we had plans (something I've been waiting to do all year) and he has the nerve to tell me he works hard and deserves a break. Douche went fishing yesterday morning too. He told me while he was gone I could clean..... Because I didn't just work a 50 hour work week too!?!? Ass hat!!!

I think we are married to the same man

my DH prolonged his work trip this week to fly, not his wife, but his best friend, out to MN to go fishing this weekend before coming home. He's been gone all week and missed our 10w u/s after already missing our 6w and 8w scans due to work travel. We also own a boat that he's out on all week when he's actually home too. Douches.

porterlove525 · September 2013

@Kristy774 ((((((hugs))))))

Steph3987 · September 2013

TP....love the name! My husband traveled last week for work and I was excited he actually was able to be home this weekend (only gets a weekend off every 6 weeks) and he tells me he is going to a bachelor party and here I am again taking care of the cat and dog and house!!! Umm exhausting!!!! How about I get a vacation??

Sisimama10 · September 2013

Throat punch to the lady I just saw ruin two peoples morning by being insanely rude to both for no reason. Come on!

mrscrcalli · September 2013

My boss just puts meeting on my outlook without telling me. For example I have my screening appointment on the 8th she put a meeting on so I changed it to the 9th then she put a presentation on the 9th so I said I have a dr appointment I can't keep moving I have a small window to get this done and these are the only days my dr has.. She says (throat punch) when I was pregnant we didn't have all these appointments your generation is so afraid if everything you use it as a crutch. My kids turned out fine, I guess if that's your priority go ahead and go.

Makes me mad just going over it again!

kateleestar · September 2013

TP to the ms that was gone for THREE DAYS till today. That hooker.

TP to my DH for thinking that 3 coronaritas were a good idea last night and my slight suspicion that he's enjoying me being dd because of my.. You know, being knocked up. Grr.

TP to the parts of my family that suck. They can go kick rocks, and one day I hope they see the stupidity of their actions... And the reason I wouldn't ever want them in my life again.

TP to this last week!

deidremaria · September 2013

kbuckleyharp said:
I'd like to TP myself at the moment. Yogurt and I have a tough relationship. Sometimes we're great, sometimes it makes me nauseated. I bought some, ate a littele, felt fine. It was yummy. I ate more. Now I'm nauseated. I haven't had ms for a week and now I bring back nausea all by myself. Rrrrrrrrr

Don't TP yourself.... TP the fucking hormones.

kateleestar · September 2013

jillianbova said:
TP to my inlaws for asking us for help financially because they couldn't make their rent payment at the beginning of the month, and for turning around and signing up for cable last week.

I will second this TP. My I laws do this too! Ugh!

deidremaria · September 2013

janice9821 said:
TP to my dentist, who told me my morning sickness was in my head and that I shouldn't have trouble brushing my teeth and just to not think about it so much.

Your dentist is a fucktard! (Fucking retard)

SeattleMomma · September 2013

This is my third pregnancy but my bfs first. He's driving me crazy! He keeps me you should eat more of this and not lift that etc etc. I keep reminding him that this isn't my first time, but he won't stop. When I high five his face he might though. Heh

Katiecave · September 2013

mrscrcalli said:
My boss just puts meeting on my outlook without telling me. For example I have my screening appointment on the 8th she put a meeting on so I changed it to the 9th then she put a presentation on the 9th so I said I have a dr appointment I can't keep moving I have a small window to get this done and these are the only days my dr has.. She says (throat punch) when I was pregnant we didn't have all these appointments your generation is so afraid if everything you use it as a crutch. My kids turned out fine, I guess if that's your priority go ahead and go.

Makes me mad just going over it again!

Whaaaaaaat? If that's your priority?!? Of course it is! I'll tp her for you!

Jayfitzzy426 · September 2013

I know I've whined about it enough already, but...
Dear Ds,
please stop being a cranky, mean, needy toddler.

I understand that teething sucks and your not liking the fact that your no longer allowed to have your paci throughout the day, but just hang in there. I miss my sweet lovely baby boy.

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SeattleMomma · September 2013

All natural teething tablets are heaven sent. Have you tried them?

Jayfitzzy426 · September 2013

Yeah. I've been giving him both Tylenol and teething tablets. It works for about 30 minutes when they kick in. If his mood doesn't improve by tomorrow, I think I'm going to take him to the drs. Hes never been this fussy before, and its starting to worry me.

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