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Re: need help srsly!!! need to no now!!

  • GoaliesWife123GoaliesWife123 member
    TeeJ526 said:
    @GoaliesWife123 - There seem to be common phrases AEs use when they get upset at our snark and upfront honesty. They usually resort to "You guys are so mean!" or "I feel sorry for our husbands..." so on and so forth. So, put those phrases like those on a bingo card and see if you get bingo. :)
    @TeeJ526, you're awesome. Thanks for that! I need to play!

    TTC our first. Married to, and madly in love with, my beautiful wife. Living with our fur baby and enjoying 19 nieces and nephews. 
    • DW and I have been tracking, preparing, getting medical testing since January 2013.
    • First Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 08/02/13: BFN
    • Second Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 09/11/13, 09/13/13, 09/15/13: BFN
    • Third Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm: 10/13/13, 10/15/13, 10/17/13, 10/21/13: BFN
    • January 2014: Sonohysterogram shows excellent lining & tubes have no blockages
    • Fourth Cycle:  Monitored clomid cycle  w/ ICI's at home: 1/24/14 and 1/25/14. Ovulation verified:  BFN
    • Fifth Cycle: 02/2014 Femara 5mg with ovidrel trigger CD14: BFN
    • Taking a few months off to evaluate if we want to keep trying


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    GoaliesWife123 said:


    TeeJ526 said:

    @GoaliesWife123 - There seem to be common phrases AEs use when they get upset at our snark and upfront honesty. They usually resort to "You guys are so mean!" or "I feel sorry for our husbands..." so on and so forth. So, put those phrases like those on a bingo card and see if you get bingo. :)

    @TeeJ526, you're awesome. Thanks for that! I need to play!

    @GoaliesWife123 No problem! Here's the thread in reference to the card:

    https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12072446/we-need-a-ttgp-drinking-game
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  • mrs_tacosmrs_tacos member
    I leave at all the wrong times. I thought it was a well known fact that cucumber farmers are the most fertile men in the world. They can make you all preggly weggly just by glancing at you, even if you're already pregglified or old or anything. Cucumber farmer sperm can overcome all obstacles. It's magical. So, like,totes congrats on your magic baby!


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  • mrs_tacosmrs_tacos member
    tealowl said:
    HE'S A CUCUMBER FARMER?! I still can't get past how funny this is. Girl, I'm from Illinois - you should be banging the corn and soybean farmers. Them rednecks got bank, yo.

    Seriously. I went to school with several farmers kids. They might have had to do chores at 5am, but they always had the best stuff. Also, they had horse, which made them the coolest.


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  • britneyfayebritneyfaye member
    edited September 2013




    Yez my hubz always be mad at mi cuz I Kant get pregs mayb I shuld hav sex wit a pickle farmer
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  • CMSullivan326CMSullivan326 member
    Pickles > Cucumbers
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  • rjeller32rjeller32 member
    amandarene112 said:
    tealowl said:
    HE'S A CUCUMBER FARMER?! I still can't get past how funny this is. Girl, I'm from Illinois - you should be banging the corn and soybean farmers. Them rednecks got bank, yo.

    Seriously. I went to school with several farmers kids. They might have had to do chores at 5am, but they always had the best stuff. Also, they had horse, which made them the coolest.
    Apparently my husband and I didn't grow up on the right type of farms! I had hand me downs, and had to learn how to earn my keep. My parents each had outside jobs, and we could hardly afford anything.

    But, I did have a horse, so I guess I was pretty bad assly.
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  • SqueepatrolSqueepatrol member
    Cannot believe I missed this. I agree with @hican this seemed faker than usual. But the pickle responses were delightful!
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  • TeeJ526TeeJ526 member
    edited September 2013
    @bbg676 Very true. The thread I pasted also covers the original butthurt bingo card by CLEcyclist
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  • GoaliesWife123GoaliesWife123 member
    dorothyzbornak97 said:
    Gurl, you better be careful! Don't take any really hot baths or your pickle baby might end up like this! 

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    Deep fried pickles! These are my favorite! :D

    TTC our first. Married to, and madly in love with, my beautiful wife. Living with our fur baby and enjoying 19 nieces and nephews. 
    • DW and I have been tracking, preparing, getting medical testing since January 2013.
    • First Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 08/02/13: BFN
    • Second Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 09/11/13, 09/13/13, 09/15/13: BFN
    • Third Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm: 10/13/13, 10/15/13, 10/17/13, 10/21/13: BFN
    • January 2014: Sonohysterogram shows excellent lining & tubes have no blockages
    • Fourth Cycle:  Monitored clomid cycle  w/ ICI's at home: 1/24/14 and 1/25/14. Ovulation verified:  BFN
    • Fifth Cycle: 02/2014 Femara 5mg with ovidrel trigger CD14: BFN
    • Taking a few months off to evaluate if we want to keep trying


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  • heart_of_virginiaheart_of_virginia member
    This thread made my morning!
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  • MrMrsandBabyMrMrsandBaby member

    I want to have a witty, misspelled, poor grammar response but I am not clever enough.

    My brain hurts just trying to come up with one.

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  • TravelingCoupleTravelingCouple member
    You people are fucking amazing!! The OP is a serious eye roll and is probably pouting that you all didn't get angry like they hoped for. What a pathetic excuse for an AE. I'm also glad everyone loves pickles so much *swoon*
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  • AngelSong1976AngelSong1976 member
    Damn.  Now I want fried pickles.  Thanks.  ;)
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  • MaviFairyMaviFairy member
    i can has sex?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
    Mmmm.. I'll be asking DH to stop by the store tonight. I need to feed my sudden pickle craving.

    Ps. I don't need anymore mud than the floods provided me. I'll be good for quite awhile. Kthxbai
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  • GoaliesWife123GoaliesWife123 member
    BrightEyes112 said:
    This should be a fffc probably but I have never EVER had a fried pickle. And I'm obsessed with pickles. I doubt there's even a place in town that has them because I've only ever heard of them on the internet.
    Buffalo Wild Wings :)

    TTC our first. Married to, and madly in love with, my beautiful wife. Living with our fur baby and enjoying 19 nieces and nephews. 
    • DW and I have been tracking, preparing, getting medical testing since January 2013.
    • First Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 08/02/13: BFN
    • Second Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 09/11/13, 09/13/13, 09/15/13: BFN
    • Third Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm: 10/13/13, 10/15/13, 10/17/13, 10/21/13: BFN
    • January 2014: Sonohysterogram shows excellent lining & tubes have no blockages
    • Fourth Cycle:  Monitored clomid cycle  w/ ICI's at home: 1/24/14 and 1/25/14. Ovulation verified:  BFN
    • Fifth Cycle: 02/2014 Femara 5mg with ovidrel trigger CD14: BFN
    • Taking a few months off to evaluate if we want to keep trying


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  • MillerTime461MillerTime461 member
    Ugh, pickles in any form = barf....ok except THAT kind ;)
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  • megastar007megastar007 member
    oh man... thanks for the laugh... a cucumber farmer... classic
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  • evabear123evabear123 member
    You know...I don't actually think I've ever seen anywhere in Australia that does fried pickles. We don't fry enough shit in this country...
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  • GoaliesWife123GoaliesWife123 member
    I vote round as well! Dip them in the spicy sauce...delish!

    TTC our first. Married to, and madly in love with, my beautiful wife. Living with our fur baby and enjoying 19 nieces and nephews. 
    • DW and I have been tracking, preparing, getting medical testing since January 2013.
    • First Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 08/02/13: BFN
    • Second Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm 09/11/13, 09/13/13, 09/15/13: BFN
    • Third Cycle: Unmedicated ICI w/ Donor Sperm: 10/13/13, 10/15/13, 10/17/13, 10/21/13: BFN
    • January 2014: Sonohysterogram shows excellent lining & tubes have no blockages
    • Fourth Cycle:  Monitored clomid cycle  w/ ICI's at home: 1/24/14 and 1/25/14. Ovulation verified:  BFN
    • Fifth Cycle: 02/2014 Femara 5mg with ovidrel trigger CD14: BFN
    • Taking a few months off to evaluate if we want to keep trying


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  • JsBabymomJsBabymom member
    This is awesome..... I think lol

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